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What's this bulge in your swimsuit anon? Did you just come
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What's this bulge in your swimsuit anon? Did you just come to the pool to watch?
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If you're swimming with friends, no one cares about guys getting erections. In my experience, female friends don't care about your erection during POOL TIME as long as you're not pressing it up against their body (example: they're teaching you to swim by letting you latch onto their back. Your crotch bounces off their ass and you get a boner)
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This is one of the reasons why you shouldn't go to the swimming pool
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The only people who make a big deal about boners are strangers and jerks. Literally go swimming with a busty friend who you know will wear a sexy swimsuit. Pop a boner in front of her. See what happens. She'll be nice about it unless you're being creepy or weird.
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when it's okay to pop a boner:

-it's at a private pool
-you're at a pool and the only people there are people you know
-private beach area
-hot tubbing with friends and no one else is around
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>>29583035
>EWWWW ANON
An old friend on mines had a big butt who wore a g-string. I couldn't hold it in.
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>>29583287

>eww Anon!

She then continues having a normal conversation with you.
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>>29583342
Nah, I got embarrassed to the point where we didn't speak much. Looking back, I fucked up.
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>get boner around sexy friend in bikini
>cover up bulge
>she says it's okay and it' s not like anyone else is around but makes it clear she's not into me and that she wants to be mature about it since we're both adults
>she splashes pool water on my dick to help it go down
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>>29582836
That background is the pool from those porn shoots isnt it
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>be female
>think one piece swimsuits are sexy
>buy one
>masturbate nearly the whole day wearing it

I'm scared to put it back on
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>>29583713

A lot of weeaboos think it's funny to rent rooms at that hotel.
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>>29583726
>girl btw

Die screaming you worthless cumdumpster
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>>29583770

>boy btw

Die screaming you worthless cumproducer
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A-actually it's just a s-spare pair of goggles haha th-the chlorine burns my eyes so I c-carry two pairs just to be sure. W-why are you laughing?
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>>29582836
M-maybe...

It's hot as fuck though, lemme just get in here real quick...
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>always go to pool alone
>have a cold shower everytime
>spend 1-1.5-2 hours swimming, with few short breaks to stretch some muscles
I only go to swimming pools to swim and go home. I have no one to go with. And I have no women friends at all.

So no one would call me by my name. And the cold water and cold showers, combined with policing where I look are effective ways to prevent unwanted boners.
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>>29583713
rei no pool. It's well known.
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>>29583726
Sounds hot desu

Le commentiano Originale
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this is now a thread for lewd swimsuit pictures
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>>29583889
I was joking that in this case there was no boner at all, but good advice.

I've never actually gotten an erection from looking at anyone, only the spontaneous erections. Also have no friends, so I guess this will never be my problem.
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How can you get hard when you're concentrating on swimming?
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>>29583950
that's fugging spiritia rosenberg

it's been a while
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>>29584865
That picture is no doubt sexy, but it's also extraordinarily cute. Like trophy gf cute, not fuck all night like rabbits sexy.
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>>29583411
>not sucking your dick to make it go down

She was a shit-tier friend desu
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>>29584985
Well it is 2D after all.
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>tfw you go swimming with your mom and get a boner when you see her in a bikini
She saw it and just laughed. Was kinda awkward.
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