How to spot a cuckold: He asks for his deli meats and cheeses cut thin.
>>29581658
I know this is bait but thick-sliced deli meats and cheese is so fucking superior to thin sliced I have no idea why anyone would choose that shit.
>>29581658
>>29581687
more surface area = better more chemical breakdown in mouth = more favor
>>29581727
Flavor < texture
>>29581687
This is not bait. Having to have your meat so delicate as to not hurt your jaw is basically the same as eating the bulls cum. You might as well just eat grilled cheese for the rest of your life.
>>29581727
more surface area = more oxidized cheese/meat with shit flavor
Not an argument. That much cheese is disgusting
How does the cuckold prefer his steak?
>>29581848
Well done, of course. He can't have red meat, only dark, much like he can only have dark black bull cock
>how to spot someone who's never had prosciutto
>>29581773
In my experience, oxidization doesn't seem to be much of a problem with meats and cheeses.
>>29581848
with other men's cum on it?
>he prefers white bread
>he watches lets plays
>he doesn't wet his toothpaste before brushing
He asks for his burgers with no tomatoes
I do all of these things
>>29584170
You must be a cuckold
>he's a cuck if he sucks in water from water fountains
His wife has sex with other men
>he washes his cereal down with sweet tea
>>29584259
Sweet tea is the drink of champs son
>his ring finger is his longest finger
Seriously? >2016 >being literally THIS cuckholde'd
I just cant even deal with these cucked cucks being so cucked
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