Tonight I found out my son, Jet Neptune (the one you know as hack_blastard) has joined the military... My wife and I suspected he would do this the whole time.
Most parents would be proud right now... IM TERRIFIED... I'm not sure if my son realizes that America is the most destructive, intrusive, invasive, corrupt country on Earth. I'm not sure if he realizes that all of our battles are evil, and we are fighting and non-existent enemy that we actually created in order to throw a presumed 'holy war'.
I'm not sure if he realizes Osama Bin Laden was actually a CIA operative, and there is no such thing as Al-Qaeda or ISIL, rather it is actually called the Mujahideen, and we created it in 1979 to throw Russia out of Afghanistan over an oil pipeline...
I'm not sure if he realizes that terrorism was called asymmetrical Warfare when we trained Bin Laden and his Mujahideen how to use it to overthrow the Russians...
I'm not sure if he realizes how much I love him, and how concerned I am about his future now... (I'm very very proud of him but now I'm even more worried about him)
What would you tell YOUR son right now if you were me ?
Damn nigga
That's some shit
Oh boy, here we go agaaaaaaaaaainn
GOOGLE 'TIM OSMAN'
we did NOT kill him
>>29580023
"I'm sorry, I just didn't want to tell you until you were old enough.... I'm not your real father. It's your uncle Tyreese. Yea, the uncle you met once when you were five. Don't worry about my feelings, I was there when you were conceived so I do think of you as my son. We've shared some great memories but it's time for you to travel overseas and rape some German girls. We need more melanin-rich children like you in this world.
>>29580023
Tell him he made the biggest mistake of his life so far
>>29580023
hack_blastard is a truly terrible part of this board
>>29580096
Lol (not exactly an original comment)
>>29580023
That's harsh man, maybe consider what drove him to join it in the first place, seems to me he's just an edgy kid with a need of some purpose in life.
>>29580185
And as such, the pride and joy of his brilliant and equally handsome father
This place is shit
Goddamnit OP, why couldnt you have been my parents instead? My parents might as well be stormfags with how indoctrinated they are.
I fucking love these threads, using this pic to update the roommate chart
>>29580195
CORRECT, SIR !!....
* stands alone in the empty theater and begins applauding you *
Bravo
>>29580215
I mean do you think people want to see you stage drama here dude
Do you think people are enjoying your "saga"
...why I wish my 'little soldier' had've chosen to fight the war between he and I, instead of having his legs blown off by an IED
>>29580294
Do you think YOUR pathetic need to reassure yourselves that your inability to begin adulthood (effeminate soap opera reruns) mean jack shit ?
*breaks your nose with my elbow*
* simultaneously shatters both of your clavicles with downward blows*
*knocks you to your knees and fucks your throat as your mother screams in horror*
*crushes her larynx*
*ejaculates down your throat*
>>29580294
TRANSLATION: STFU FAGGOT
>>29580388
I'm not a robot
Please just go
>>29580431
Lol @ you being such a fucking EFFEMINATE wimp, and suddenly thinking that you're a tough guy, and that you boss people around...
* spits phlegm into your mouth and breaks the orbit of your eye*
STFU BITCHBOY
Get back in front of your computer and shut your little mouth until I unzip my pants
>>29580431
( lose a little bit of weight while you're at it, softieboy )
Pretty cool YouTube channel Johnny. Are you pretty much high on meth 24/7 or what?
>>29580431
Lol @ you thinking that the important people give a flying fuck about your trendy little effeminate terminology
Nobody gives a fuck if your robot, an anon, a meet, whatever....
I see you for exactly what you are... An effeminate fat boy who can't get laid to save his life
>>29580986
Thank you for your kind words about my YouTube channel, even though it's nothing more than cloud storage for my Creative Concepts...
RE: TWEAKED- I haven't even touched methamphetamine since early April, and have no desire to do so anymore.
I was self-medicating because I was miserable about my children being taken away
>>29581014
Good to hear, keep making videos I like em. I'm watching POOP IN MY PEEHOLE now. Very nice.
>>29580431
>"I'm not a robot"
You sound like an insufferable fucking faggot. Im not sure why, but the whole tone of your post just gives me faggot vibes.
Neck yourself, fanook
But right now I sure would love to smoke a good old-fashioned joint
O shit is it happening again
ANOTHER MADMAN THREAD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR WEEKS
>11 posters
looks like your 10 seconds of fame are over, hack ;-;
>>29582003
well look at the new ip, friend.
It's exhausting to prove he is real, I don't care anymore if you call me a liar, it's whatever. This place is a drain to me
I've been lurking this thread for a while but I didn't want to post
>>29580023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UydqWS01g
This is almost as bad as back when there were "storybro" threads.
The army will call him Robot:
