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>"Steven stop talking to Tommy or I'll change your seat!"
>"Ok Steven, since you didn't listen, go change seats with Anon."
>anyone want to be in a group with anon?
>looks like you are going into the girls group anon
More of a band kid feel but
>"anon, take the solo"
>>29579657
>all seats full
>sitting next to random person
>see their friend approaching us
>''umm anon do you think my friend could have your seat''
>awkwardly worm out of seat without saying anything
this happened too many times
>only seat left is at the cool kids table
>sit down
>heavy tension covers the table, their loud conversations turn dead silent
>"Ok now everyone get in groups of 5."
>ok at least i have my frien-
>"sorry anon, group is full"
>ok i can go with some of those other guys they look fine
>"our group is full bud"
>really? i guess i will have to go with the smelly autistic kids
>they are all poking each other and pulling each other's hairs
>"um.. can i join you guys?"
>"our group is full you cant!"
>"but i-"
>"nope!"
>go sit back down into actual seat
>teacher looks at me
>oh shit this kid doesnt have a group again, what was his name?
>notice him looking my name up on computer
>everyone is looking at me in my seat by myself
>"hey anon you can go with the girls over there they only have 4."
>look over at stacies
>"ew no we dont want him"
>"too bad stacy your group has to work with him"
>awkwardly stand up and go over to them
>stand behind them, doing nothing but staring blankly at whatever work they were doing
>try to initiate conversation
>"oh hey guys i can-"
>"stop staring at my butt you creep, do you even know what we are doing?"
>"i-i wasn't, i was trying to help"
>stacy goes and tells teacher that i was harassing her
>teacher sends me to office
>leave classroom, go outside and cry until school is over
actual story from my life
>There'll be a group presentation
>And you get to choose your own groups!
>Oh, anon... you can go into this group, then.
>>29579901
casey neistat?
>>29580113
this happened 6 times until i was moved out of that classroom
>>29580113
>>29580136
>when you sit alone with no group and the teacher gives you the pity stare
>empty room full of available seats
>go all the way in the back where it's dark and there's less exposure
>>29579657
>teacher puts the kid who always talks during the class in the seat next to me because he knows i never talk
>can feel that the other kid is angry about it
>I need to go to the toilet
>Why didn't you go during break?
WELL, GUESS.
>>29580224
There was a huge deal about a girl that asked the sub to use the bathroom but then the sub said she couldn't. Turns out she had a condition and the sub never got employed at that school again
"No anon, you can't keep your shirt on for swimming. Take it off like the others!"
> are you okay? your eyes are all red
> it's just seasonal allergies
>why are you so quiet?
>........
>what are you doing this weekend anon?
>...not a lot
>are you going anywhere this summer?
>...
>>29580136
I can not begin to express how thankful I am for this board. I always thought I was the only one.
>everyone partner up for this one!
>i mean, sure, if you want to work alone, anon
>now pick teams
>get picked in the first half
>always get into a group with my friends if there were too many I would end up making friends in the new group I was in
I don't understand how you guys found school difficult
>>29580359
a kid pissed himself in 6th grade because the sub wouldn't let him use the bathroom. never saw that sub again.
>you were the interchangeable npc in your school
>teacher volunteers to be your partner
>>29580995
>3rd level bard reporting in, chaotic good
>>29581023
I wish I could be the npc that gets killed by the main character
>tfw every teacher knew no one liked you and always allowed you to work alone on group projects.
>Anon is smart, so he can do everything and we'll just talk.
>>29580766
Kind of makes me want to have a loser off.
>Put 10 r9k kids in a room
>Let them interact for a while
>Tell them to pair up into groups of 3
>Select guy stuck by himself and put him in a group of 9 other guys who were alone
>Repeat until the ultimate loser is found
>In this presentation you can choose your OWN topic!
That one kid who did a presentation on MLP. What was your topic?
>>29581096
Wrote a 15 page paper on lucid dreaming.
Presented it
Just got blank stares from Chad
Who /bandkid/ here
>Okay I'm pairing you all up.
>Chad, you can go with anon
>No, anyone but him! Miss, please!
>>29581128
Mom made me join the marching band. Ended up getting bullied by all the band kids.
Imagine being forced to go on a trip with 60 people who hate you.
Worst disneyworld visit ever.
>>29581096
Something paranormal.
No one liked me even a little bit but everyone seemed to enjoy my senior project on bigfoot especially our local spookyish bigfootish history.
>>29579657
>"Nigger"
>not a nigger
fucking kill me
>>29581164
So somehow you out-autist'd the biggest autists in the school?
>>29581096
Senior year, the robot kid decided to do his on "why video games are beneficial to child development" so I did "why video games cause violence and addiction" and asked the teacher if I could do my presentation right after him.
Holy shit I wish I could've recorded his face when I tore is argument to fucking shreds and he couldn't do dick to fight back
>okay anon, you can work alone
>>29581204
I'm good at what I do which happens to be autism.
Sitting in empty hallway alone eating lunch as usual. Cute popular girl walks by and sees me.
>hey, anon, what are you doing over here all alone
*shrug* no one to eat with I guess
>why are you always so quiet? you never talk ever!
no one to talk to, not much to say
>oh, well that sucks.... if you want you could, you know, come eat lunch with me
*sceptical look* uhhh, okay, i guess
Grab my stuff and follow her down the hall towards common area. Come around the corner to see her running towards other popular people, they are all laughing.
>holy shit, stacy, he actually believed you? what a fucking loser lol
Turn around and go back to my empty hallway to finish lunch.
There's a reason some kids shoot up schools. Sometimes I wonder how everyone is so clueless to how and why it happens. There are researchers, people who get paid to figure out why this shit happens and they have no clue. Had to be something wrong with the kid, or it had to be availability or lack of regulation on guns, or it had to be a bad home life, anything except literal psychological torture perpetrated by the kids on the other end of the barrel. Couldn't possibly be those little angels, they were so loved by everyone.
>Getting changed for gym
>In boxers
>Someone comes behind you
>Yanks them down
>>29581231
>no anon you need a group for this
>go be a group of three with them
>they work slower than you working alone
>"looks like we're short a seat"
>"anon, do you want to sit in the back at one of the lab tables?"
>that kid who ran to the cafeteria on pizza day, where the school actually ordered from Papa John's
>>29580113
>TFW the hoodrats were somehow convinced you were a genius that would get them all an easy A and invited you into their group
>TFW you did most of the work with almost no interruptions or complaints as they put on their headphones or took a nap
>That first day where that kid tried to make friends with you and you didn't talk to him much so he gave up.
>>29581625
I did that on chick fil a day. mostly because niggers (literally) would buy like 3 sandwiches at a time, eat 1 at lunch, and the rest throughout the day
not even kidding. it became a thing and they limited us to 1 sandwich after a few weeks after two niggers got into a fight for being first in line.
>That one time you cooked something and got to bring it home and it actually tasted good and it was the only successful thing you did.
>>29580766
what the fuck do you think r9k is bruh, this board is just every single one of those kids from every classroom on earth for the last 20 years
>>29581217
he must have had a really shitty presentation if he didn't mention and debunk the "vidya cause violence" meme/myth
>>29581833
Foods class was the bomb man, we made beef stir fry once and it was the best shit ever
>>29581312
Teenagers are evil. Its worse when you bump into them later on in life and they act buddy with you and start talking about school memories and how it was great.
Anyone relate to this or were you all too autism for sports?
>active and athletic as a kid
>go to a small and shit school where I am best at basically every sport
>move to bigger school at 11
>this seems to be the age where kids go from being just general kids to being segregated off into groups based on high school movie stereotypes
>go from being a smart kid who is also good at sports to a 'nerd' who can not possibly be good at sports because I am smart and lanky and ugly
>join the basketball team, I'm one of the better players
>coach is some old hag who knows nothing about basketball
>on the bench all the time, usually get a minute or two per game and sometimes go entire games without getting to play which is really rare at that age because they generally try to be inclusive no matter how shit you are
>chads who are absolutely shit and only play because one of their friends are in the team get to play nearly the whole games and fuck up everything and make the team suck consistently
>quit after one year because it was so frustrating, never touched a basketball again
>Years go by, develop crippling depression at high school like everyone here
>realize that I was deluded as fuck, was never good at basketball and they were just trying to keep me out of the way like anyone would
>one day we do basketball in gym class
>quite fun to play again, all the girls are laughing at me because I was trying quite hard where usually I never put any effort into anything
>HAHAHA LOOK AT ANON THINKING HE CAN PLAY HAHA STUPID NERD
>who cares I was having fun
>gym teacher is also school basketball coach
>comes to see me after class and tells me they are practicing after school and I should head along and join the team because 'you got some skeelz' or something like that
>far too much autism and depression to join a sports team by that stage so I tell him no
>realize then that I wasn't actually deluded, I had just been surrounded by fucking retards
>be me
>3rd grade
>egg tossing contest for field day
>everyone picks their bestie and im stuck alone
>teacher volunteers to be my partner
>stupid football douchbags are throwing the egg overhand and cracking them into friends hand
>teacher and I are throwing underhand
>outlast all the women cause they couldnt throw far enough
>we win egg tossing competition with teacher
>only good memory from that school
FeelsSadMan
>>29582493
This reminds me of another story from around the same time as I was playing basketball in the story above you
>teacher plays a game where he hits a tennis ball as high as he can in the air and whoever catches it gets a prize
>head alpha-jock-chad is the first one to manage to catch it
>"Of course he would, wow you are so cool and talented let me zuck yo dick" type of reaction from everyone
>I am one of the last to go and the only other one to manage to catch the ball
>"OMG what a fluke he was just lucky he doesn't deserve to get the prize"
Memories like this make me want to go back in time and shoot up that school. Everything in life is a popularity contest and your actual abilities have no relevance whatsoever to how the majority of people perceive you.
>it's a "teacher picks your groups" project
>>29581096
>tfw had to present on teenage suicide
It was one of the few available topics left after the earlier classes that day chose what they were doing.
I also did a near copy of the same presentation for speech class. A heck of a week that was.
>>29581668
So this is how far gone some of you are huh?
>>29580418
why would you not take off your shirt?
>>29582953
Because fat/anorexic/self harm scars
>hey chad wanna go to a party at the creek this friday
>sure thanks
Literally my 4 years of high school
Also
>mfw my name is actually chad
>middle school
>Chads talking about cars
>me standing nearby, not really joining conversation since I have no interest in cars and even less interest in them
>One Chad goes "With a ride like that anyone can get a date, even anon"
>tfw I'm clearly close enough to hear them talking
>tfw they obviously don't care
>teacher let's us sit wherever we want for a day
>decides to sit in my usual seat while others come sit at my assigned table to talk to their friends
>Chad turns to me
>"Um, no offense, but why are you still here?"
>thinking "because I can you fucking shitface"
>instead say nothing and move to another table
>>29583029
>Because fat
>I was fat kid and didnt hesitate to take off my shirt ever
>self harm scars
?????
why would any sane person intentionally harm his own body
>>29583111
What kind of rock have you been living under, senpai?
>>29580112
>sitting alone at lunch like usual
>table getting full
>"hey do you think you could move so my boyfriend could sit next to me?"
>pack up my lunch box while they watch
>they don't even say thanks
this happened like once a week before i finally decided to just give up and sit outside
>>29583111
I'm not fat nor do I have self harm scars, just listing reasons why.
>>29580113
Wait, what the fuck? Are all teachers degenerates there in US & A? What is up with other classmates? They literally tell you to fuck off while working in group because you're "not like the others" or because youre ugly? Holy shit you mongols, no wonder you guys make school shootings. Youve got no morals and respect towars each other whatsoever. There's this girl who no one liked to talk with and shit, but we never said: hey, youre dumb and ugly, gtfo from our group. Maybe mass shooting are only good to you, americans? That will probably teach you.
>Stacy used to critcise people's answers in class
>Sometimes whispering to friends, sometimes publicly
>Teacher asks me my thoughts on book
>Say it's almost like a Disney movie in how fairy tale and magic the setting is, say its possibly Disney inspired
>Hear the Stacy mutter "He thinks Disney wrote the book or something. Uh, no. It's not a Disney book, idiot." to her friend, friend giggles.
>I turn around and say "Well that's why I said it seemed SIMILAR to Disney and not WRITTEN by Disney, idiot. Are you deaf or something?
>Watch her sink down embarrassed
>All of a sudden
>Wow that was harsh anon
>Anon you're so mean
>What did she do to you?
Could never fucking win, lesson I learned that day.
Post time you overcame a Chad or Stacy.
It's cheating if you almost said it but didn't.
>be me
>9th grade
>hanging out with another weird kid in gym class
>Redneck football Chad comes over, interrupting our conversation
>"Why are y'all so weird?"
>me, finally fucking fed up
>"Because we can, fuck you."
>feel fucking great for the rest of the week
>>29583252
I goofed.
>>29583111
Was just reasons. There's plenty of reasons people wanna keep shirts on in swim class. Too fat, surrounded by guys with six packs and you're too skinny, burn scars, weird birth mark, harm scars, low self confidence in general, last time you did everyone laughed etc.
>>29583111
>why would any sane person intentionally harm his own body
Who said anything about being sane? It's weridos and whiners who want to feel edgy who slice themselves up. Also, nice trips.
>>29583292
>weirdos and whiners
kys
>>29583157
America, especially minority groups, are extremely adverse to introverts to the point where if you can sit down and stop talking for more than ten minutes without feeling physically sick you're considered a freak.
>Cute girl I have a crush on always sits next to me
>I think it's just because she wants to copy off me
>We have a project were supposed to do in pairs
>Everyone pairs up except me and her
>Awkwardly glancing at each other
>"G-guess we're a couple now huh? I mean group! hehe"
>Actually said hehe
>We do the project where we put marshmallows in a vacuum and watch them get all expanded and crushed
>She's actually really nice and said the faces I drew on the marshmallows were cute
>We even make small talk
>Go to sit by her the next day and I shit you not she must've switched classes because she was never there again
>See her around campus, she ends up dating my best friend from 2nd grade (this was like sophomore year of HS)
>He's way more of a loner than I am
>I realize she always sat by me because she wanted the D but never talked until the project because we were both shy
>I could have had that premium nerd-lover pussy if I had just talked to her before
Kms
>>29581312
Once a group of guys catfished someone in my school and got in trouble for it, it lasted pretty long. the things kids do to stay popular.
>anon, why do you sit outside alone at lunch?
>Anon, why do you smell like cigarettes??
>you know anon, no one will like you until you get a car!
>why aren't you going to prom anon, im suuuuure somebody wnats you to be their...
>anon why dont you listen to jerrys freestyle rap mixtape?
>anon why do you listen to fucked up psychedelic music!?!?!
>you know anon maybe if you acted normal for once you wouldn't be such a loner..
Pretty much highschool for me few years back..
After reading this I want to ask
What the fuck is wrong with people in the US? Even I had friends although I have crippling autism
>>29583140
i ended up eating in the most pleasant smelling bathroom stall. wasn't that bad desu.
>>29583252
i tried to
>take welding class
>thought it would be cool
>turns out everyone in the class has experience except me
>they're all hardworking boys and country girls
>am very out of place
>teacher basically just lets everyone fuck around the entire class
>not enough rigs so we have to share
>nobody wants to give me a turn
>some do out of pity
>give up and just sit in the corner until the bell rings
>group of of assholes jokingly offer me their rig to practice on
>tell them to go away
>"oh come man how you gonna be a pro welder with no practice?"
>*snickering"
>tell them to fuck off
>my voice cracks
>by next week everyone has made it there business to pick on me
>end up crying to the counselor to get my schedule changed
>doing this changed my lunch period and I lost my only friend
>>29583398
>What the fuck is wrong with people in the US?
I think it's the competition atmosphere. Everyone is in a constant race for social status.
>>29583338
What the fuck? Need more info
>>29583572
Ob du behindert bist?
>>29582695
those are so, so much better than ones where you choose your own
>>29581096
For fucks sake I was the one unveiling the mad projects of the americans during the cold war
While the normies were talking about nice shits and all
>>29583441
I've taken a class where I blatantly didn't fit in too, changed it after lesson one, everyone expected it.
>Teacher yells at me for being on phone
>Teacher yells at me for 'being late'
>Teacher grounds me
God I fucking hated homeschool
>>29581312
Did this seriously happen to you or did you make this up?
>>29583398
I was thinking that too. I at least had a friend circle of total losers but then when it got to my final year all the cliques kind of merged.
>second year of french highschool, has to take up a section. I chose litterature cause I like berks and wanna do arts later. I end up being literally the only guy of the whole class. Lads everywhere.
>mfw now beat fear of approaching women but still can't into relationships
At least I can make friends easily errywhere
>>29583661
>changed it after lesson one
lucky you
My HS was run by very self important cat ladies who pretended that schedule changes came out of their own pocket and took time and effort on their part. I actually took me crying in front of her to make her tap on the keyboard and print out a new schedule. Then suddenly i'm enrolled in all new classes. But of course she still fucked me by changing my entire schedule instead of just changing my 5th period to another elective.
HS instilled a burning hatred for bureaucrats that will never leave me.
>>29583229
Stacy BTFO. Even if you got some backlash, it's still fucking worth it.
>>29580418
Well, alright. I'd only do this for you, Coach Dean. Maybe later you'll save my tight little ass from some demon rape.
>>29581312
>There's a reason some kids shoot up schools. Sometimes I wonder how everyone is so clueless to how and why it happens. There are researchers, people who get paid to figure out why this shit happens and they have no clue.
I think legitimate researchers understand it pretty well, the problem is changing it.
>>29581073
this shit still happens in college/uni
there's literally no escape, take my word for it
>>29583862
>You will all be graded as a group
>Everyone else submits slides at last minute
>They're shit
>>29582762
That was the best option sometimes, Mexicans and their degenerate associates could be had in a pinch.
>>29583887
no shit, im in my last year of software engineering courses and someone waited until the last 30 minutes before class to even give us their part of the work
then they didn't even help put it together when they know the integration process takes hours on a good day and unrushed
>okay just which one of you boys did this?!
>oh you're not gonna tell me?
>Anon, who did this?
>>29581312
Those "researchers" are simply of the profession after being Normie and then getting some occupation like that.
>>29584005
>Well I know it was someone in this class
>Alright, you're all punished, then
>It was never someone in the class
>>29583398
I don't know what the fuck the point of school is here.
What the fuck is it for. You don't learn shit. Even in advanced courses it's all a bunch of fluff for the time you can waste.
>>29582396
i feel it anon i was athletic too in hs.
>bulky black guy
>on the short side so id constantly hear jokes
>first day of weight lifting
>outlift everyone even the big football players
>everyone is astonished since they assumed that i was some quiet nerd that never went outside
>mfw they're right its just i have a gym to let all the self hatred out at
still never got a gf even tho i broke the lifting record. i thought those were appointed by the govt or something
i was the tradable party member that floated from clique to clique. whenever a group of friends had a quarrel and they unfriended each other, the remainders would suddenly ask me to have lunch with them, and when their friendships were patched back i could finally be left alone again.
during recess i ate alone a lot and people would pass by constantly asking why am i eating alone. i eat really fast anyway so i would spend the first 20minutes of recess strolling around the school or just being alone in the classroom, and the last 10 eating my lunch, just to avoid people asking me why i was eating alone
then some idiots started misplacing their wallets and phones and it became a theft issue, so the school banned everyone from staying in our classrooms during recess. that was so fucking annoying. i just hid in the toilet for 20minutes before going down to have my 10 minute lunch.
>tfw I was the smart kid
>tfw every nigger and dumb kid RACED to work with me
>tfw I was an asshole and to be in my group after I finished all the work, they presented EXACTLY how I wanted it
>tfw I made normies run as a well oiled machine to sate my autism
>regularly denied people access to my group if they didn't follow my strict guidelines
Easy A but you had to deal with a sperg perfectionist.
>>29581126
John, if this is you. Your presentation was shit and no you don't have sleep paralysis, ballbag
>>29583593
Im not german
my story from another thread
>be me
>sophomore in high school
>qt3.14 is in my german and government classes
>lets call her nicole
>she re-transferred after 2 years in finland
>she's not actually finnish but she was there long enough to develop accent
>she's a year older but because of transfer shit she's in my grade
>i'm a robot at this point
>she's crazy awkward once again because of transfer shit
>she seems to take a liking to me
>gets all touchy-feely n shit in class
>omg
>homecoming is three weeks away
>she doesn't have a date
"hey nicole, are you thinking about going to homecoming?"
>she says yes
"well, would you maybe like to go together?"
>she says fucking yes
>holy shit it's happening
>rent tux and all that shit
>day before homecoming
>"hey anon, i'm really sorry but i have a family emergency. going out of town for the weekend
"oh ok i understand"
>i'm absolutely crushed, but no hard feelings
>day of homecoming
>i return the tux and decide to go because none of my autist friends were going
>on twitter
>she tweets normal white girl things
>see that location is on
>she's still in the fucking city
>next day
>still here
>she literally never fucking leaves town
>i got fucking stood up
>>29579728
Holy shit what happened to eggman i miss him
did he ever quit his job at the gas station and mve to canada?
>>29584157
I just retreated into videogames and self loathing, I ended up being scrawny as fuck and assumed I was just genetically inferior til a couple years ago I started lifting.
Got in decent shape pretty fast and realized that I would've probably been an alpha as fuck shredded kunt in high school if conditions had been right for me, now that I look good I hate myself too much to take advantage of it.
I had some really trippy experiences during school, there was no day like the other there and I never knew whether people hated or liked me. I was generally an autistic and ugly as fuck kid, but smartest in my class and athletic enough. Just to list some of the occurences:
>go to class
>pass some classroom from kids who are maybe two years below
>some fat chick calls out to me with something like "hey where are you going, pizzaface"
>turn around and calmly reply "you should not try to insult others, hamplanet"
>she awkwardly snickers and mumbles something, never speaks to me again
>there are two girls who always talked to me for some reason
>one of them a THICC blonde with huge tits
>one day I am really late and run to the classroom
>it rained and my shoes were shit
>the blonde girl is standing in front of the door
>I sprint and my shoes lose all the grip on the ground
>fly right into the girl and smash her leg with my knee against the door
>she is furious at first, but mellows out eventually and forces me to help her around the school for the day, because her leg hurts
>spend whole day walking around with her with her arm around my neck and those balloons in my face
>her friend also used to regularily slap my ass on random occassions
>suppossedly there was a group of girls below my class who always followed me around
>go to the beach in the summer and get savage sunburns aditionally to my acne
>first day of school
>everybody shuts up as I enter the class
>sit down at my usuall place
>chad leans over to me and whispers "anon, what the fuck are you doing, you should have stayed home you look like shit"
>mutter "I know" as I try to hold back tears
>some ultra stacy who got along with everybody comes around one day when I am just sittig on a bench outside and zoning out
>sits beside me and hits my shoulder full force
>I just turn around baffled
>she looks at me like I did something wrong, says: "anon I always felt so sorry for you" and hugs me
>walks off
>>29579728
who is qt on right?
>>29584426
Reading that I have trouble believing that this happened myself, to this day I try to figure out what the fuck was wrong with my school, or me.
I still usually get mixed messages from everyone, maybe I am just on the spectrum and do not get what people try to convey.
>>29584454
bruh
u r weird m8
u virgin?
>it's an "anon farted loudly in class episode"
I just want something different
>>29584436
eggman, silly.
>>29580113
>"everyone get in groups"
>no one wants to be with me
>"everyone get in groups, we're going to have a quiz"
>almost everyone wants to be with me
>>29580112
damn, that hits home
>have a lab in university
>only a TA and a UTA, small classroom
>we get assigned seats the previous week
>one guy accidentally sits in the wrong row
>my row
>i'm right next to that guy
>starts a chain reaction of people coming in one after another, asking me to move because it's their seat
>have to carry my stuff from stool to stool, each time
>eventually end up in the middle of another row on the other side of classroom
>neither TA or UTA say anything
>stay like this for the rest of semester
I'm fairly sure like 3 or 4 of those people weren't part of the chain reaction and just wanted new seats
>be me
>nerd
>chads talk shit to me all the time
>second year of high school
>eating morning tea (recess for murica)
>chad comes over (only chad because he fights people)
>having an autistic cuss off with my friend
>chad says something along the lines "your mums a whale"
>reply "if my mum's a whale, then you must be moby dick" (hes slightly chubb)
>hes pissed.
>drops his bag starts coming to me
>pushes me to the ground and starts talking shit
>now i'm mad, get up and get a lucky punch on him.
>he stops all of a sudden, puts his hand to his jaw and walks off to the nurses office.
later on at lunch
>walking over to where i eat lunch with friends
>"holy shit anon, wtf did you do to chad"
>go up to nurses office
>see him sitting on bed
>blood all over his hand
>get called into deans office after lunch
>broke his jaw
>explained to dean... laughs and lets me go to back to class.
>chad is no longer chad.
>chads no longer give me shit
>feels good man
Not actually strong at all, just got a good hit on his jaw.
Up next have another one from primary where similar thing happened.
>>29583157
You realize the people you're talking to don't even know what 4chan is right? Drink bleach faggot
>>29583252
>"Why are y'all so weird?"
>"Because we can"
>>29580895
>having friends
>making friends
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>29581063
What made people not like you anon ?
>those chads who were fake nice to you
>if you called them out on it then they would call you an asshole
there's no winning
>>29583252
>Because we can
>>29580766
you thought that you were the only person on planet earth ever to be friendless at school?
holy shit, you cannot get more special snowflake than this
>>29584609
story from primary (elementary i think for murica)
>be me
>recently moved to new school
>like 8 years old, slightly athletic, good runner
>in class
>doing random work in class
>school bully/general cunt (lets call him chod) is throwing crayons at me.
>ignore it for like 5 minutes
>last one hits me in eye
>get mad..
>throw box of like 40 crayons at him
>teacher "ANON, thats it, outside NOW"
>go outside
>teacher just tells me to come back in after 10 mins. wtf????
>morning tea time
>eating morning tea in middle of lunch area
>chod comes up to me
>FURIOUS
>instantly collars me
>i just hook him in the eye
>he punches me back
>his punch is shit, thinkin "how the fuck are people scared of this guy"
>teacher breaks it up
>later on in principles office, my parents and his parents here. get told off by principle
>him and his parents leave
>principle tells me and parents to stay
>principle laughs "good job anon, nice right hook"
>parents laugh
>I'm now a chad until I have to move school again 6 months later
and those are the two times i stood up to chads.
>FEELS GOOD MAN
>>29583387
>Anon, why do you smell like cigarettes??
Fucking smokers get oooout! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
I hate smokers so much
>>29584688
The one Chad who was nice to you when the othres weren't around and you knew he was into the same stuff as you and was probably bullied in Elementary or Junior High before being given a new chance and he's chosen popularity over true friends.
tfw you still couldn't like him because you knew he fucked over some other robot old best friend at his old school to get popular
>>29584688
the fake niceness was the absolute worst. like, do they really think we're just fucking oblivious to *everything*?
>>29584005
>Year 10, english secondary school
>Live in shit town, even the top class for maths is filled with chavs and gangsters
>Teacher sits them around me hoping I'll be a good influence on them or some shit
>Nope
>One day they're throwing shit around the classroom while the teacher's back is turned
>Pencil hits teacher
>Asks who did it
>Nobody admits to it
>Says "fine then, anon will tell me who did it, won't you?"
>Me: "Nah mate snitches get stitches"
>Everybody around me like "True say blood! True say!"
I actually got on alright with all the gangsters and whatnot, although I didn't like them. When their mates from other classes were throwing shit at people they'd be like "nah don't do that to anon blood, he's safe". They probably took pity on me, but it worked for me I guess.
>>29584763
Oh god the cringe
original desu sdhjasdhnjlrjnfajs
>be in 7th grade math class
>first of the year to start getting spots
>some fatty normie who hangs with the tough kids asks me if I've ever heard of clearasil, his buddies laugh
>ask him if he's ever heard of weight watchers, people laugh; he gets mad, threatens me and tells me he wants to fight me after class
>walking to next class and he comes upto me trying to start a fight, I non-chalantly just agree and we start to walk to an secluded area to fight without teachers
>We about to fight and he gets cold feet
>he eventually just says sorry to me and pussies out.
>him or his dumb shit mates never mess with me again.
>be in 8th grade, in the library doing a class project, random kid and his buddy start insulting me, calling me a nerd or some shit.
>follows me as I go to next class, eventually get really annoyed and grab his throat and slam the back of his head into a wal and tell him to fuck off
>he legit has a frightened look on his face; he never messes with me again.
not sure if sociopath or just autistic rage.
>>29584665
I'm not that anon, but I guess some of us are just born that way.
>>29581063
Either that or they became my partner.
>>29584816
question one: what actually is a chav?
question two: why were these britbongs calling each other bloods?
>>29584436
eggwoman, dummy
>Bad Kid, because you did this bad thing, the whole class will get punished so you learn that your actions have consequences for others too!
>>29584819
fucking die of lung cancer
>>29581312
>There's a reason some kids shoot up schools. Sometimes I wonder how everyone is so clueless to how and why it happens. There are researchers, people who get paid to figure out why this shit happens and they have no clue. Had to be something wrong with the kid, or it had to be availability or lack of regulation on guns, or it had to be a bad home life, anything except literal psychological torture perpetrated by the kids on the other end of the barrel. Couldn't possibly be those little angels, they were so loved by everyone.
This.
>some kid is tortured for 20 years
>he finally snaps and shoots up a school
>everyone says "it was no one's fault but his own"
>>29584846
Question 1: Chav: "a young lower-class person typified by brash and loutish behaviour and the wearing of (real or imitation) designer clothes."
Question 2: People at school said all kinds of dumb shit trying to be gangsta or whatever. Some gems:
>blood
>safe
cool/alright
>seen
OK/I see
>f.am (and the variant, famalam)
>vexed
>piff
good (e.g. "Oi those shoes are fucking piff blood")
>peng
good looking
>allow me allow me mans getting rowdy
I don't even know what the fuck this was supposed to mean but people said it a lot, I think it was a quote from a movie
>boyed
Basically what people on 4chan call BTFO
>par
Same as boyed - if somebody got particularly well-parred, people would shout "PAR! PAR! GET OUT THE CAR!"
People at school here basically spoke a different language.
>>29584972
allow me means forgive me (e.g. kid does something dumb and is caught by the teacher and says "awww miss allow me yea second chance yea?")
"mans getting rowdy" would mean he's getting pissed off
they genuinely need to be purged
>couldn't hang out with the jocks for obvious reasons
>couldn't hang out with the dudebro gamers cause I was too poor to afford the latest console
>couldn't hang out with band geeks cause I wasn't in band
>couldn't hang out with PC nerds cause I was too poor to afford a good PC
>couldn't hang out with the carfags cause I didn't drive
>couldn't hang out with the rednecks cause I didn't live on a farm and had liberal parents who wouldn't let me shoot
>couldn't hang out with the weebs cause I didn't watch anime
>couldn't hang out with the stoners cause I wasn't a pothead
>couldn't hang out with the legitimate retards cause I only had assburgers
>couldn't hang out with the smart kids cause I didn't care about doing schoolwork at all
>couldn't hang out with the edgelord metalheads cause they only listened to the super edgy shit and the most I listened to was Ministry
>still somehow managed to be known and well liked by most of these groups, despite never talking to any of them outside of school
anyone else know this feel?
>>29584972
literally the only one of these terms i identify as being part of the english language is "f.am"
holy shit i went to a 75% black middle school in america and more proper english was spoken
>>29585006
>allow me means forgive me
Couldn't they just think of another way of saying it? I'd mistake their version of "allow me" for the "let me do that for you". Fuckin' silly, tbqh.
>>29585064
People also said
>'low it
As a way of saying like "I can't be bothered", or "Just leave it" or something similar
>Mfw my 8th grade teacher told me I suck and will never amount to anything
>>29585085
Apparently, The English language has more slang/barbaric expressions than I thought, guess that's what happens when you're not a native-English speaker. I assume the majority of these slangs are only used among chavs?
>>29583229
>Stacy always asked retarded questions and dragged out the English lesson for longer than it had to be
>One day she asked how to spell 'country', in year 12
>My friend and I, clearly fucking sick of it, both did a very visible and audible 'headdesk', completely in sync (neither of us planned it, it's was a really weird coincidence)
>She pretends to be offended to get sympathy
>Mention this to someone 5 years later
>Turns out she was actually pretty smart, but her and a few other girls in the group acted dumb because she thought it would get her guys
Fuckin' teenage girls.
>>29585112
yeah if you use them around non chavs you'll either get confused looks or laughed at
Senior year was the worst for me
>Move to a new school because landlord kicks my family out
>Go from school of 400 to school of 2000
>No friends or anyone who remembers me (I went to same district for elementary)
>Bad home life and no friends caused me to be super depressed
>Went to homecoming with a fat chick and had an awful time
>Sat by myself whole first semester because no friends and there was only 1 table that wasn't packed full of people
Second semester was a bit better got some "friends" and blew a chance with a whore but I'm surprised I didn't off myself that year.
>>29585112
I'm not even sure if people still say them to be honest. Everybody spoke like that when I was at school a few years back but I haven't heard people talk like that in a while, so I don't know if that's just because I'm no longer stuck with such people or if it's died out. My sister's at school and from what I can tell the chavs still overuse "blood", "sick" and "dread", and butters (means ugly), but she doesn't mention much of the really ridiculous ones.
>>29585019
I was sometimes invited to hang with them outside of school or during lunch if they went out but I was too nervous to paranoid to. I'd never done it before.
>>29584306
Thisis how to control roaches.
>>29580895
What are you doing there?
REEEEEEEEEEE
What was the secret to making friends in middle/high school? there were no cliques or subcultures in my school so I couldn't join any of those.
Kevin Robinson from school stop showing everyone my Deviantart you piece of shit
>That kid who did a speech on Death Note>That kid was me
I can't believe how fucking awful it is. How I ended up with a degree in education I have no fucking idea.
The fucking introduction is grade 2 level.
>have to do an assignment on ww2
>everybody just does the blitz
>i do the allied firebombing of dresden
>>29585231
Good god, that's awful. I think you belong here.
>>29585259
>Groups have to do a presentation on WW2
>Choose the Pacific theater
>mfw my autism made me start talking more about my favourite Ace pilot and about plane models, their weaponry and how the American and Japanese planes were designed for different styles of combat
>I talked more about that shit than mainly where the 'Mericans landed and Japs fought
Needless to say, the class was impressed (including the teacher), and apparently majority of them actually listened to what I was saying and were fascinated by my presentation.
>period suddenly kicks in
>have to beg stacies for a pad
There's no worse humiliation
>>29580113
Was in a position like that before anon
But I made it go in my favour
>Be me 5th grade
>Got placed in a group of stacies
>Ewwwww we dont want him
>Me: I dont want to be in their group, one of them smells like shit but I dont know which and they talk behind eachothers backs all the time
>StacySelfconciousnessActivated.jpg
>Spend rest if the time in the group watching stacies stare eachother down
>Stacies keep trying to get me to tell them one on one who's the one who smells and who said what
>Mfw Im in the position of power and managed to manipulate stacygroup
Still got to do all the work though
Make your postion the masterposition anon... You need to be clever
>>29585259
>Have to do assignment on WW2
>Do it on why Hitler did nothing wrong
I don't know why they got so mad
>>29584634
>You realize the people you're talking to
What people?
>>29583252
> Be me
> Was the nerdy kid at school, because I loved science and I was good at it.
> Dad was super fit, and I would spend all my week end training boxing with him
> No one knew, years passed by
> 8th Grade
> Chad tries to fight me
> Hits me like a girl
> Time to use all that training
> Gives him two punches
> Chad is on the ground with a bleeding nose
> My Math teacher saw us from afar
> "I'm getting kicked out of school"
> HearthAttack.jpg
> See her smile
> She keeps walking
Eventually...
> Chad snitched
> Got suspended 3 days because stupid Catholic School
> Scared to be scolded by parents
> AsLongAsYouGetGoodGrades.avi
> Dad was proud
> He kept training me for ages
...
> Dad died after fighting cancer for 4 years last November
>TFW Dad has always been my best friend.
>>29585461
That's sad man :/ But it's nice you had a good relationship with him and that he helped you stand up for yourself.
>One day in middle school, talk to cute girl
>We talk about anime and shit
>She seems to like me i guess
>Got to talk to her the next day
>Looks at me in disgust and tells me to go away
>After that day a rumor spread that I liked her, get bullied constantly
And that was my first experience with romance
No wonder Im here now
For Brits - Getting changed for PE in the classroom itself.
>>29585461
Wish I had that.
I was walked out on by my birth father and my stepfather of 23 years.
>>29585231
That first paragraph is trying so hard to be an opening narration of a TV show.
>>29581096
I picked doomsday theories and cults, the teacher got buttmad because she thought I was gonna spend 10 minutes shit talking religion. I actually did add some snide comments about Christianity into the paper I had to write just to piss her off but she wasn't there for the presentation. She chose not to be there for presentation day because people chose topics she didn't personally agree with like gay marriage and gun control.
>Be me
>grade 7
>Lunch time
>Chad decides he wants to ruin my day
>Comes up to me talking shit
>I just try to brush it off and ignore him
>He kicks it up a notch
>LosingMyCool.jpeg
>Suddenly he throws a banana peel at me
>Sperg rage unleashed
>In a fit of autistic fury I unleash my rage on you him In a flurry of fists and swearing
>Mfw he went to the bathroom crying and I got off Scott free
>Unfortunately I still had no friends
>>29581126
Are you literally me?
Oragano comentary
>>29581096
I did one in 12th grade about the lesser key of solomon and the goetic demon courts
I even wore a cloak and had lit candles
>>29581096
The making of Sta Wars
>Ideas before final product
>Sketches
>Equipment such as props, cameras, filmediting
>trivia about the making of the movie
>Got an A
Feels good man
>>29585623
>getting called a fag for wearing leggings
fuck you, I have a shitty immune system and I'm cold
>>29584426
was that the closest you ever got to losing your virginity?
>>29584688
don't play the fucking victim, you should be honoured that they take the time to be nice to you, you retard
>First day of classes, 9th grade
>In my physics class, teacher is doing the introduction talk
>Asks if any of us know a second language
>Me, half paying attention, believe he is asking us if we are taking a language class
>I raise my hand
>Asks what language
>German
>He starts talking at me in german
>Me, realizing my mistake and how it must have looked, shook my head in wide eyed horror and sink into my sea
>Still think about it 10 years later when im trying to fall asleep
>>29585185
pssh... nothing personnel... kid
origano kommentato
>>29585117
>tfw really smart girl pretends to be dumb in front of Stacy friends and decides not to study and get good grades and use her amazing intelligence that I saw when she was younger
>Eh, sucks for her. She'll sacrifice good grades and a good job all for school popularity
>Turns out getting a job is all about popularity and she probably got some amazing job using the speaking skills she picked up in return for abandoning her intelligence.
>>29585775
Eh at least you weren't the guy who wore briefs instead of boxers way later on in school life.
I had a huge crush on a goth girl all through highschool
I gave her a black rose on her birthday every year
She had a boyfriend all 4 years
>>29585834
was hat er gefragt von dir?
>>29584824
>Kid who is first of the year to get spots gets made fun of
>Kid who is first of the year to get facial hair is made fun of
>At the same time "Anon do you even have pubes yet?"
>N-No
>Get made fun of
It was like fucking lose/lose, you had to go through puberty at this perfect little pace and it couldn't be too early or too late.
>>29581096
I did mine on the history of atmospheric black/folk metal. I fucking got an A+ on it and found out that my teacher actually really liked Agalloch. Good stuff.
>>29585912
What did he ask me?
Did i get that right? its been years
>no penis inspection day stories
are you guys even American?
>That one group you were partnered with in a presentation that actually tried to include you and joked around with you and were nice to you and you had a great moment where you hung out at the library doing the presentation
>Do a great presentation, get amazing grades, talk about how we nailed it
>Everything back to normal after, never included in their group
Also
>That one group of kids in the class who you could actually hang out with and joke around with, but they were only in that one class
>When that class was finished you never saw them again.
>>29579728
god if only, men and women should literally switch for a few years
>Have one friend for 3 years of highschool
>Only friend. We hung out every single day
>Beginning of senior year he tells me he is gay and he loves me
>Im so fucking mad that the first and only person to tell me they love me is a man
>I go apeshit and beat the fuck out of him
>Leave him laying on the sidewalk outsode a 7/11
>Never talk to him again
>No friends for the rest of highschool and to this day.
>>29583252
I've told this story before but I'll tell it again
>9th grade gym class
>Gym coach walks up to me during the warm up and says "What's up, ugly?"
>Reply "That's not what your mom calls me"
>He stands really close while I'm trying to the stupid stretches and jumping jacks
>I shoo him away like a dog
>>29585697
I misread that as Scott ree
>beginning of 2nd grade
>new kid in class
>was a manlet then and probably now too
>huge glassds
>a friend and I said mean things to him
>sometimes others too
>a month later he vanishes
I think it was because we didn't "accept" him
I'm sorry
I didn't know
sometimes I remember this before sleep and get sad
>>29581096
Did mine on education in third Reich. Since I'm German, my teacher liked the idea of another chance to wallow in patriotic self-hatred. I actually listed quite a lot of perks and avoided the drawbacks. Got an A-, which was a lot in that course.
>Get locked in a closet with the weird kid who humps people
>Break the lock and kick the kid who did it so hard in the balls he gets testicular torsion
>be HS freshman
>Dating a 5/10 because it was the first time I've been asked out and she's cool enough lose my virginity to I guess
>On bus, my stop is approaching so I make my way down the aisle
>Legit frenemy sitting in front seat tries to push my buttons
>He's an asshole for sport when we're not being friendss; it's a weird weird relationship between us
>Whore
>Whore, whore, whore
>Anon's girlfriend is a whore
>Hey did you know anon's girlfriend is a whore?
>Buttons pushed
>I'm barely scraping manlet-tier for my age, which hides my strength well
>Grab him by the forehead
>The satisfaction of squeezing his temples between my pinky and thumb
>Smash the back of his skull through the bus window
>Bus falls dead fucking silent; I can hear the blood running in my veins
>Everyone stares, bus driver starts screaming at me
>Holy shit anon how could you do that who's going to pay to fix my bus rabble rabble
>Toss two hundreds onto her lap; I work for money, fucking children
>Everyone in the middle of their own personal wtf moment
>Recreational asshole whispers an "ow"
>Transaction complete
>Actually lets me off bus
>Never heard anything of it ever again
>Everyone on the bus silently terrified of me forever
>Ended up losing my virginity to her
>Because of this event every time we had sex I would engross myself in the rage of it.
>Tie a T-shirt over her head and ram the absolute piss out of herself
>Literally pisses herself in submission
>Dump her once she actually does become a whore; think I broke her
I'm beta as fuck nowadays. Sometimes I can't believe the things I did when I was a kid.
>>29582131
>oh hey anon! Its been some time.
>how are you? are your parents doing okay?
>group of friends are talking one morning
>r34 somehow becomes the topic
>they all mention how weird and gross it is to be seeing cartoon characters sexualized
>one even mentions the show your waifu was from
>tfw there isn't even that much of it, yet he just hit the nail on the head and called out the porn of your waifu
>>29579657
>That kid who was your friend out of pity because you didn't have any
>Every time he wasn't around and other people who knew him were they'd constantly tell you that's why he was your friend, how he didn't really like you, how he talked about you behind your back
I do appreciate his kindness, but at the same time it's not something I did again.
>>29586071
I feel like liberals are trying to make america as ashamed of itself as germany with all of this "apologize for slavery and indians" bullshit
>>29586083
>taking his fight with a bully into the bed with him so he can get off to it while abusing a girl he defended
You're mental.
>>29580766
is that your face??
kjbhdsifb
>>29586126
wat
Thats zach braff
>>29585019
>>couldn't hang out with the weebs cause I didn't watch anime
Now whos fault is that anon?
>>29581096
>that turbo autist that thought picking that was a good idea
You'd think if you're an outcast you'd become hyper aware, but apparently theres always that 1 kid who never understood anything
>>29584005
>I dont know
Even though I didn't like normalfags, I hated rats just as much who couldn't keep their mouths shut.
>>29584688
>that chad that was geniunly nice to you
>that chad that would acknoledge you and try to start a conversation
>that chad that said he liked me the most out of the autists
In another universe I might have been friends with him, he was the literal school captain/sport captain/whatever leading things
>>29585259
>have to do ww2 assignment
>dedicated multiple slides to hitler
I don't really miss any of it, neetdom is really the best way for robot
>8th grade
>in shop class
>doing written work because lazy substitute teacher
>im sitting alone at a desk by myself as usual
>literally everyone else is in small groups, even the loser kids
>dont really care, hate everyone anyway
>ass hat teacher makes it his mission to "help"
>sits down near me while everyone else is busy working and starts acting sympathic and shit asking me why ive got no one to sit with
>just grunt a couple times and say "i dont know" or "i dunno"
>he says "ok"
>gets up and walks away
>a min or two later he yells at me and says "RIGHT ANON, GET OVER TO THAT DESK NOW, I SAW WHAT YOU DID" or some shit like that
>basically pretending to the whole class i was in trouble so id have a reason to move to a desk with normies and be social
>sits me at a desk with my crush and some other fat tits italian roastie and two beta male try hard thads and brads
>they all look at me weirdly
>get embarrassed as fuck because i figure everyone in the class room knows what was really going on except for the dumb fuck teacher
at least he tried i guess. i never asked for it though. i preferred being alone.
>>29585938
I think you did, but it's also been years for me.
(I'm not the anon you talked to.)
>>29585952
No.
Still had a PID though but not worth a story.
>>29586122
>so **we can get off
>You're mental
ya
>>29579657
>teacher assigens group work
>classroom bitchs friends all gone
>shes complaining up a storm on how she doesnt want to work alone
>why dont you work with anon he doesnt have a group
>she says never mind and sits back down
>>29586176
another one
>ugly failed normie who lost his dad goes around telling every girl in my year level I have "abs" while im away for a few days cus sick
>he vents his butthurt at me all year because his dad was a cuck and smoked himself to death yet he was too much of a bitch to fight me so he'd go around behind my back and do under-handed shit all the time
>come back to school
>suddenly every girl wants to see my abs
>put it off as much as i can and avoid it at all cost
>truth never comes out i didnt really have abs
doesn't seem so bad when i green text it but it was nerve wrecking at the time for my 13 year old Asperger brain
and another one
>same faggot again plus a couple other faggots decide to play a "trick" on me with this other massive slut liverpool roastie
>she pretends shes into me for a couple weeks
>am too beta, autistic and scared to approach her
>build up some courage one day and go to talk to her
>say hi, meg
>walk away (i didnt realize how stupid this was at the time due to my sperg syndrome)
>laughingslut.jpeg behind my back as im walking away
>feelsbadman
>slut starts messaging me on MSN and asking me to meet up with her at this place to go see a movie
>i aint fallin for that shit
>pleads and begs me
>i know full well theres gonna be chads there waiting to try and beat me up
>just ignore her and let it go
>they get bored eventually
>week later one of the faggot chads says to me "you know she didn't really like you, right"
>"yes, i did know actually"
>he laughs and walks away
whatever.
i had the last laugh in the end because I got swole as fuck once I went through my puberty changes and everyone became scared of me soon as I got a reputation for beating people up
>>29586240
>defends a girl from being called a whore
>she behaves like a complete whore
>and enjoys being abused.
I'm pretty sure she must of been wet when the bully called her a "whore" infront of everybody.
What trash.
>>29586255
another story but this one is kind of funny but annoying at the same time
>see ugly dweeb kid getting beaten up by ultra chad
>i assume this dweeb is free pickings and i can beat him up too
>i break his nose and kick the shit out of him a few times during recces
>all the pain from the bullying id recived suddenly seemed to vanish when i was violent toward someone
>feltgoodman
>get suspended for a few days
>come back to school
>suddenly all the people that bullied this dweeb kid join up with him and turn on me like animals
>wtf man
apparently normie bullies dont like it when you beat up their victims.
>>29586300
>>29586255
>>29586176
had a lotta giggles and laffs in high school but thinking back on it, i realize how close i came to going postal on normans. it still effects me to this day. i really hate the fact i became a bully too in the end to make up for what happened to me.
didnt help much either my own dad was my biggest life long bully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on1kk_rMyME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ4IRzwi_Gg
>be me, circa 14 years old
>group of at least 10 people from school was standing in front of our house
>they were mostly my classmates who were just making fun of me and some of them were just their friends
>a half of them was visibly laughing when the one guy literally asks me to go out with them
>I get pissed because I see that this is a joke, they weren't my friends and I didn't have any friends to begin with (hence they made fun of me by inviting me to go out with them, normally they just make fun of me at school)
>I refuse, my mother hears me and start yelling at me NO ONE WILL BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU DON'T SOCIALIZE WITH THEM
>they hear it, literally all of them are laughing as hell now
>I close the door, can see them laughing and they eventually walk off
>my mother gets angry at me and gives me a lecture how I should socialize with them
>implying I wasn't trying to do so all these years at school
>events like this one reminds me how much of a loser I was (or still am..)
>>29579657
>Be me in Pubic Speaking class
>"Okay everyone find a partner" said the professor
>The entire room is grouped together in less than five seconds.
>I am all alone.
>"It's okay anon, you can sit out on this one." said the professor
>I walk out of the classroom and dropout of community college.
I fucking hate normies.
>>29586375
>NO ONE WILL BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU DON'T SOCIALIZE WITH THEM
why are parents so retarded? i hear all the time how autist dont have empathy yet normies seem to lack it as well.
>>29586259
She never knew this happened
Thanks for the (You)
>>29586410
They were just angry that I don't have any friends and somehow couldn't comprehend that it was a cruel joke and they actually didn't want me to hang out with me.... All the parents are sad if their kid don't fit in the group but forcing your child to socialize with someone that hates them is just stupid
Primary school was a living hell
>>29586375
>>my mother gets angry at me and gives me a lecture how I should socialize with them
>>implying I wasn't trying to do so all these years at school
This shit is the worst. My father made me live on campus at college in an attempt to force me to, and still lectures me about it. I just can't make friends otherwise I would have after being in an environment constantly surrounded with other people 24/7.
>watching "Die Welle" in class
>at the end of the movie some outcast kid shoots himself
>everyone looks at me and some guy asks if i plan to do the same
>be junior high
>small for my age
>hangin out in math classroom during free time
>ginger redneck a grade up comes in. Starts braggi about how tough he is.
>"my parents gave me a wooden pacifier to make me tough"
>say thats gay
>he starts chasing me around classroom
>finally catches me and puts me in an armlock and bends me over he table (no homo)
>tells me to apologise or hell break my arm
>say fuck no
>says "do it!"
>repeat this a few times with him putting more pressure on
>do not relent
>finally guy i hang out with who would also bully me sometimes says just let him go man
>he releases me
>i try to laugh it off while tears comming out of my eyes
>crazy ginger redneck ends up getting expelled a few years later after i went to HS because someone found his book of people to kill
I was pretty stubborn as a kid even thhough i cried easily
>>29585889
I am so fucking sorry anon, I really am.
>>29582131
What makes it even worse is when their life is pretty much perfect while you still have nightmares over the shit that happened.
>>29583771
Did you end up doing anything with arts?
>>29583252
>"Why are y'all so weird?"
>"Because we can"
>>29584426
>"hey where are you going, pizzaface"
>"you should not try to insult others, hamplanet"
holy shit
>>29586410
Normies only have empathy if you're like them. Stray away from the norm and they can't wrap their heads around it.
>>29583252
>8th grade
>couple of cunts bullying me
>like would not stop trying to fuck with me constantly
>teachers let them get away with this shit
>year and a half later
>In the art room, they're being cunts again
>finally just fucking snap
>shove the ringleader chad, he falls on his ass
>flip a fucking table at him
>table had a broken, sharp leg
>leg almost went through his fucking head
>chad literally fucking wets himself
>everyone giving me shit 'hurr you almost killed him'
>stacey gets up in my face because I hurt poor chad
>punch her in the face and storm the fuck off
>get suspended for a week
>no-one bullied me after that, just ignored me
All in all 7/10. The only good parts of school was the bro as fuck old science teacher and the few times I got to perv on the cute girls in the class (They were both super short and flatchested, 'muh loli body type'. Total bogan trash though.)
>Go for years with bullying both physical and mental
>Something happens in class one day, I think Chad stole Staceys pencil case
>There's a pact to get me into trouble
>They tell teacher I did it
>"Anon, did you take her case"
>Protest my innocence
>"Anon one last chance to admit it"
>Actually feel something inside me happen and I just close down and say "sorry, I cannot answer that question sir"
>Get taken to principals office where I am questioned and I say the same thing to whatever I am asked
>Get sent to the counciler where it's the same deal
>Get sent home early
>Spent hours standing on a bridge over a motorway watching the cars heading north and wishing I could just head with them to a new life
>Also thought about throwing myself off
>>29584688
>Chad pretends to be nice to me whenever his friends are picking on me
>Chad gets massive praise for it multiple times by whole grade
>People called him their rolemodel for sticking up for me even though those same people picked on me
>Same Chad has hit me over the back of the head multiple times and poured coke all over me
>I've even seen screenshots of him calling me a faggot
>Whenever I called him out on being fake nice I'm the one who's in the wrong
>He's the good guy
I don't know why these people are praised for legit being actual fucking cunts. Anyone who ever stuck up for me had a hidden agenda and would always pick on me later. No one even knew my name, they all just called me whatever was the new buzzword for the week was, it was the stupidest shit too. Glad I never have to see any of them ever again.
>>29585668
>She chose not to be there for presentation day because people chose topics she didn't personally agree with like gay marriage and gun control.
wow
>>29584972
>GET OUT THE CAR
>THIS AIN'T A PAR
>DRAAAPES
>GET OUT THE CAR
>>29580113
>stand behind them, doing nothing but staring blankly at whatever work they were doing
This hits home. The number of groups I've been in where people probably think I'm a useless leech is countless because of this.
>>29585912
cmon nigga it's 'was hat er dir gefragt?'
Perfect tense verbs are at the end of the sentence
Using the dative 'dir' implies 'of you' not 'you' so the 'von' is redundant
t.Americans
>>29581074
Underrated post
Certified by Captain Full Frontal Of Neo Zeon FOR SUPER
ORIGANO
>>29587541
its stunning how difficult the german language is
like why does every single word have gender
and the shits like:
der die das die
den die das die
dem der dem den
des der des der
I had to memorize and I still fuck it up sometimes
despite this I think german is the most beautiful languageafter Hungarian
>>29584551
I know this feeling too well.
they only want to group with you when they can actually get something out of it
>>29579657
>tfw I was the cyborg who knew how to contain his autism and make friends (only to not look like an autist, I like to be by myself)
>always helped that 1 robot in every class out
>saw a robot sitting alone, I left my normie friends to sit with him
>a robot is alone somewhere I always was there to try to help the robot
>always found some nerdy friends for those robots to hang out with since I was quite popular even though I never wanted to be
Hopefully I made some of you robots more happy. I hated school, glad I'm out of that prison.
>>29587796
>out of that prison
now you are in wage slavery
is it any better?
>>29587891
I'm currently """""looking for a job"""""
Though I realize I can't drag it on forever.
So I'm a future wageslave, pretty sure it won't be better. Right now I'm just enjoying the ride to the new prison.
>>29581312
Exactly. So let's ban guns so that these poor souls don't even have that outlet anymore. I'm sure that will permanently solve the problem, yes sir. I don't foresee these people coming up with more creative ways to kill all the normies. Not at all.
>>29580359
>>29580953
I shat myself when I was 6 because my teacher refused to let me go to the toilet when I asked 4 times because there was only 30 minutes of school left.
Needless to say all I got out of it was a quick pass to being even more alienated than I already was.
Fat guy from germany reporting in.
>First 7 years of school where pretty hellish. (you do 13 years here)
>Getting bullied for beeing fat and mediocre grades.
>only good memory: Some beta chad tried to bully me, i smashed him against a wall and he started crying. Teachers actually punished him.
>Suddenly: Puberty hits. Stop hanging out with the "chads" who ended up leaving to worse schools.
>For 2-3 years reach a sweet spot where i chill with a group of normies who where pretty low in the social hierarchy but did their own thing. Best years of my life.avi.
>Sweet virgin girls, nice dudes all where somewhat nerdy but normal enough to learn.
>Actually get a gf.
>Last 3 years.
>Starting to hang out with other people, starting to think i am too good for my old group.
>Grades explode, become one of the smart kids.
>Getting friends with all the social groups, stoners, normies,nerds etc.
>universally liked ecept for my old group, i loose touch with them
>last 3 years are a blast though, no gf anymore but universally liked (even was a teachers pet without people hating on me, was the only person that was never fucked when using a cell in class)
>graduate, waste 3 years of my life in stoner hell
>just now starting to get my life back on track, studying law now
>meet old qt from my old group of friends
>still hot, we really enjoy catching up, always had the hots for her
>she has a bf i have a gf
>should have just stick with my horses desu
Who here /presentationanxiety/?
Literally shaking and stuttering, glancing at the door and considering just running out, everyone staring at you
>>29581521
This was one of my biggest fears, luckily I made it through without it ever happening
>>29588374
I too have /madeupmentalillness/, sometimes I think it would be better if I were a cabbage
>>29580112
Jesus, how can you be such a fucking beta. Seriously though, saying no is that hard?
>>29588374
Ask your doctor for propropranol, it'll help with those physical effects.
>>29584366
:(
thisisoriginalfuckyourobot
>>29583098
They don't hate you. They just don't care. I can feel this feel too, man
>>29585775
Holy shit I thought I was the only who did this
>>29588475
What the fuck man? I never claimed it to be an actual illness, it's just like some people say they have performance anxiety before singing, or something
>>29583252
>walking to store during lunch with my loser friends
>happen to be walking some distance behind chad kids
>here one of them mention that we're following them, like we're tag alongs
>say "we're not following you, fucking asshole" loudly
>awkward silence the whole time as our groups wait in line to pay for shit
>asshole later tries to harass me with friend group later on
>call him out on his bullshit again, threaten violence
>assholes friends fold, not wanting any trouble. he wisely does the same.
>next day suddenly treating me with respect
gadoy
>>29581074
Jesus fuck my sides are in orbit
P
>>29583345
kys homeslice
>>29589231
I don't understand these kind of stories. Are you guys liked ripped betas or something?
>>29582396
i was the musical version of your story
>be me in high school
>ginger nerd kid who rarely speaks
>one day some fag brings an acoustic guitar to school to impress stacies
>mfw he only plays basic chord progressions
>tfw stacies dont know this and they are all impressed
>10th grade
>school is holding up a singing contest
>mytimeisnow.jpg
>my band is gonna play
>we dress up like a legit metal band
>everyone points and laughs
>our turn
> we go on stage,i can hear subtle chuckles
>we start playing
>we nail it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_WZkCgeXWk
>people in total awe
>we dont win the contest but who gives a shit
>from that point on me and my friends were not quiet nerds anymore
>we are the cool metal kids
Atleast mine had a happy ending but i never had a gf because of depression.Nobody cared who i was untill i picked up the guitar.
>>29587541
It's "Was hat er dich gefragt" you mouthbreathing retard
You should check out the movie snow on the bluff. And try to decipher poor black american's english.
>>29587541
I thought it was "Was hat er dich gefragt?" but I might be wrong.
If I remember correctly, you sometimes use "von dir", for example "Kannst du ein bisschen von dir erzaehlen?"
>turbo autist in middle and elementary school
>start working out
>lost 30 pounds
>now a normie that looks okay
>stacy from before got really mad at me for making a joke
>threatened to "beat the shit out of me"
>now smiles whenever I saw her a year later
cant fucking stand normies, even if I am one. Were all completely superficial
>>29587124
>stacey gets up in my face because I hurt poor chad
>punch her in the face and storm the fuck off
absolute mad man
>>29585025
>vexed is not a word
You're just ignorant
>Get bullied constantly
>In one lesson one of the ringleaders makes a comment as I enter the room
>Snap
>Swing my bag straight at his head and he goes down like a sack of shit
>"WHAT THE FUCK ANON YOU'VE KILLED HIM!!1!" (I hadn't - normies overacting as usual)
>Told to go to principals office
>Go home instead and spend rest of day playing vidya
>Had to spend a month in the tards classes because I was seen as "dangerous"
>Still get bullied even more because the teachers say "I've no one to blame but myself"
>be in eighth grade
>my friend anthony starts to choke hold me every day when the buses are letting loose
>his friend dylan shoves me and i hit my head onto the wall
>have a concussion, but never treated it
>still have fuzzy memory from that point forward
>staceys are saying "holy shit XDD"
>am a weak beta so can't do shit
>deal with it
>ninth grade
>anthony gets in trouble for posting lolicon on facebook
>blames me
>gets me expelled, he stays at school
>tells everyone i am a pedo
>tenth grade
>white knights try to kick my ass
>prepared for this with lifting weights and practicing fighting and being fast
>punch chad in the face and he drops to the ground
>lunch time
>anthony and i have the same lunch on the first day
>go to anthony's table full of the loser meme lords at the school
>grab his jew hair and smash his face into his plate and onto the table ten times with full force
>unconscious
>charged with aggravated assault
>expelled again permanently, never allowed back
>drop out because only high school in the entire county and no homeschool program
That faggot ruined my life. I think about doxing him and killing him.
>oh you got assaulted and now have permanent (note: still permanent 18 years later) hearing damage in one ear?
>you shouldn't have provoked him (no provoking ever happened)
I'm waiting for him to get married and have children. Then I will kill the wife and children and leave him alive. :3
How come we're always the bad guys for sticking up to our bullies? Can anyone explain this?
>>29584898
>Not slowly committing suicide
If you still have anything worth staying alive for, you need to leave.
>>29581074
>tfw you are the ultimate loser
>>29581217
Fuck you, dickhead. Video games dont cause violence, shitty assholes like you cause violence.
>>29589821
bully muscle and attractive
victim ugly
victim bad bully good
>>29580113
>have to get into groups
>find a group to stay in
>one of their friends comes in and asks to join
>group is full
>"oh don't worry, anon can leave for us"
>end up getting phased out of the group and every other group is full
>>29589966
tl;dr
Nice double dubs, friend. Consider them checked.
>kid behind you starts kicking your chair and flicking paper balls at your hair
>>29589966
The only reason that school teachers have to know about primes and divisions and shit is that they can optimize the amount of pain they can inflict on spergs
>26 students
XD get into groups of...
you guessed it
>5
then laugh when anon is the one left out, nobody wants to take him
hahhahahaha anon you fucking fail, kill yourself faget
>>29589966
Similar situation but it didn't happen at school
>Playing with my friend outside his house
>Another of his friends comes along
>"You can go home now Anon" my friend says to me
>Think he's joking but him and his friend then go inside his house and close the door
>I'm standing there now alone and feeling like utter shit
It may have happened when I was a kid but to this day it still fucking hurts.
>>29580633
thank god normies in my school made it cool to say that all you do when you go home is sleep and watch tv
>>29589761
>being friends with anyone named Anthony
>that beating
>most popular kid in primary school
>loser in high school
that sucked
>>29586973
Yeah man still in it. Its going well for now
>>29589658
>absolute mad man
Thanks anon. It felt good to do desu, you should try doing it yourself sometime.
A slightly less amazing story I have is
>12th grade
>we have a ""student teacher"" teaching our class for that term (think 'uni student doing intern work' sort of deal)
>this is the most important fucking term of the 12th year
>and we have this woman with no experience as a teacher
>she's being a full blown retard
>like, SJW 'everyone is equal' yet treating women like they're top shit
That describes literally almost every female teacher I had in school desu, they treated other girls like they could do no wrong. Anyway
>roastie is treating all the men like we're 5
>talking down to us
>giving us detention for even the slightest thing
>gets super pissy at me for putting my head down and sleeping AFTER I HAD DONE ALL THE CLASS WORK she had set
>after the 4th lesson I'd had enough
>tries to give me a fucking weekend detention as a 'final warning'
>tell her I won't go
>this triggers the roast
>"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY AUTHORITY"
>she's going mental
>look her dead in the eye
>"I'll respect you when you treat us like adults and not fucking 5 year olds. I'm over dealing with your stupid, babying teaching style"
>roastie is stunned
>whole class stunned I talked back to her
>"G-GO TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW"
>Talk to the principal
>explain situation
>roastie has to teach a different class
>didn't even have to do the detentionAnd this story was 100% true
>>29585589
That sad part is she probably did like you. I'm guessing she told her dumb friends and their response was "ewww, you like anon?"
Rather than risk her friend's judgment, she probably told them she was joking and treated you like shit as proof to her dumb friends.
Anyone else here robot on the inside and chad on the outside? School was weird, experiencing both sides. Doing drugs helped mask a lot of the robotstuff because people just mistook my autism for "anon is high again".
>>29580113
This is the most blatant false story ever posted on this board
>school does some basketball-shooting contest during lunch
>I do actually do well enough where I win
>slightly-retarded kid participates after me, doesn't win
>the teacher who organized the contest comes up to saying they're gonna give my prize to him "if that's ok"
>take test at start of year for maths
>dictates if you go to the smart class, average class, or retard class
>dont study and get into the smart class, feel amazing
>throughout the course of the year realise im no longer the smartest kid in the room
>never having to study fucks me over later
>feel like shit
>>29581096
Chose to talk about the housing bubble and credit crisis of 2008.
>Finishes presentation
>Receive the ugliest looks you can imagine from 29 other students
>Teacher just gave me a blank stare too
>Got the nickname "Subprime" from several classmates & the teacher, since they didn't remember my name
>MFW
>>29590110
Damn dude, you were a back up friend.
>>29590638
iktf
>apply for smart class
>swap because I thought I was doing poorly
>teacher tells me AFTER I SWAP I was doing an average passing level
>do average in average maths but hate the effort
>drop to dumb maths
>do average there too
>all this time doing amazing in chemistry and biology
>OP score (Australian thing for uni entrance) is fucking garbage because I'm shit at everything but sciences
And for the kicker
>some students get awards from local unis that give them guaranteed spots on certain courses
>dumb roastie gets a spot in the course I wanted
>her bf was the one doing all her schoolwork and she dumped him after she got guaranteed entry
>>29590407
I get the impression these are all american feels since school here didnt have any sort of hierarchy and everyone was good mates the entire time
>>29583157
It's because of multiculturalism and Hollywood
>>29583994
Can't wait to be fucking alpha now that I grew into myself while I was away from highschool
If someone asks me to move I'll say
>no
Why not?
>because you're being selfish
No I'm not!
>I hate selfish people
>>29584760
>be me
>freshmen year of highschool
>its lunchtime
>always sit alone in my favorite teachers class
>chads are also in there
>chads try to prank me
>"hey anon come over here we want to show you something"
>realize something is up, one of the chads is holding a camera
>i go over there anyway just say fuck it
>they smack cam me with some baby powder
>the chads are all laughing it up, like theyre victorious
>some of the baby powder got in my eye
>i get FURIOUS
>run up and punch the shit out of the chad in the face
>chad got the whole thing on video
>chads dont rush over to help their friend, I look at him on the floor and realize what ive just done
>walk out of the classroom silently
>didn't get in trouble
I found out shortly after one of the chads posted the video to Instagram it was even better on video
>final year at school
>some dynamic or whatever where you have to draw things and pass it on around class
>every time it gets to me i draw tentacle monsters or sex and violence or some other edgy shit
>i'm kinda good at drawing, so i could really do a mess in short time
By the end of it they where revolted, sure, but what could they do? Take that, normies.
>Tfw always picked last in gym class
>>29587985
yeah but this time you choose your prison, not your parents
>>29588348
why is this guy allowed here?
mods should ban him
Who /boysonlyschool/ here?
A-At least my mom didn't ask me why I didn't have a girlfriend...
>>29583338
This isn't true everywhere. Anon is generalizing really fucking hard
>okay
>okay
>>29588479
Not that anon but when I said no eveyone would give me death stares and bully me for the rest of the school day.
>Get bullied in elementary school because chubby, poor, and social awkward.
>Develop sarcastic sense of humor by middle school as defense/coping mechanism.
>Don't get picked on quite as much as a result.
>Freshman year sit alone at lunch, no friends, always last one picked for groups.
>At least not getting bullied, just ignored.
>Sophomore year, semi-popular kid brings me into his circle of friends.
>Rest of high school not so bad.
>Run into friend a few years after graduation.
>Says they only started hanging out with me because they thought I was going to shoot up the school and I hoped I would spare them.
Looking back I should have realized since they always talked about all the stuff they did after school and on the weekends that I was never invited to. Was too afraid that it would go back to hiw it was Freshman year to say anything though.
>That one kid who thinks he's the tough shit alpha male
>captain of lacrosse team and fucking intimidating
>rumor is that he had a threesome in the locker room with volleyball girls
>be a sophomore loser
>be a complete idiot and ask him if it was actually true
>punches me in the face and I cry
>mfw I start to seriously hate him
>he bullies the shit out of everyone especially me
>sophomore year was the worst year of highschool
>next year he still bullies me and we are in chemistry together
>teacher makes us work together for a project where we have to build something then turn it in
>ohshit.jpg
cont.?
>someone sits next to you
>surprised
>wow I'm not a monster after all
>his friend comes later
>asks you to move somewhere else
>>29591704
>he looks at me like he wants to kill me
>next day he doesn't show up
>he doesn't show up at school for a week
>one day he shows up and the project is almost done because I did it all myself
>his eyes are red and he looks terrible
>teacher starts grilling him about how I did all the work and he never accomplishes anything academically
>>29591704
pt 3.
>implies that he won't amount to anything if he keeps pulling stupid shit
>kid freaks out and stands up, kicking over chair
>6'3 and pretty buff
>takes his fist and smashes the stick project that I was working on
>storms out of classroom and everyone is staring
>for some reason I follow him
>go into mens bathroom and find him sitting in corner with his head in his knees
>whatthefuckamIsupposedtosay.jpg
>his face when he looks up and he is actually crying
>>29584367
actually he shot up a school and killed him self
I once kissed my English teacher.. She was young and sweet and I was only 15. I gave her a story I'd written and she beamed that fake normie smile, I see that now. She said I was her favorite student and that I was her "special boy". Those words gave me a semichub and I thought.. Well I didn't really think anything, I just grabbed her waist and gave her a smooch. I had my other hand on her head. Her hair smelt like strawberries. She went rigid with rigamortis and so I knew something was wrong. When I let go.. Oh boy, the horror on her face.. She started shaking and told me very quietly to get out. The agony. I can't even begin to describe how embarrassing that was.
I didn't get expelled but the teaching staff all laughed at me and my English teacher switched me out of her class. If I did that today I'd probably be facing rape accusations.
And this was the only time in my life I ever kissed a woman.
>>29591749
I would start throwing elbows if somebody came up to me and told me to move
I hope to god you didn't, anon
>>29581096
I did mine on Wordsworth vs Goethe, but made it really cringey and played the Mortal Kombat theme in the background.
>>29591387
ayylmao mydude
>>29591920
Why was your English teacher calling you her special Boy? Sounds like some pedo that was in denial
>>29584426
Bro, Chad actually sounds like he was trying to be a friend in his own weird way. That's how Chad's talk to each other.
>>29586001
Awesome
Reminds me of that edited tranny comic
>>29585231
>shenigami
>not shinigami
Get educated, weeb.
>>29585822
What planet do you think you live on?
They. Weren't. Doing. It. To. Be. Nice.
>>29591920
Oh god, man. I hope you made this shit up 'cause I'm laughing my ass off, if not then damn...
>>29592469
post comic
>>29592919
It's called questionable content and the page is you and me which has become an edited meme
>>29579657
>why don't you ever smile?
>why are you so quiet?
>why do you look so blank?
>why don't you ever flinch
>why won't you respond?
>fine, i'll leave then, asshole.
>>29591814
Does it keep going? Why was he crying earlier?
Was he thinkgin of fast?
>go in to take test I missed
>this tumblrina is just looking for someone to release her roastrage on
>don't put your stuff in a locker yet I'll get you a key
>go and do it anyway
>she keeps bitching and yelling
>finally gets me set up for a test, "okay you picked a locker anyway"
>what a beta lol, if you wanna be a smarmy cunt at least commit
>she sets me up for the test, actually fucking silent farts while doing so and while she's walkin back I'm like "aw you smelly bitch"
>first test test question is a practice one, entirely opinionated, written by a woman
>European culture is more boring compared to say, Native American
>say out loud, wow I can tell this test was written by a Marxist, European culture is fucking dank
>come out after and she's actinf all nice and flirty and shit
>ask her for another number of one of the counselors
>gets all bitch again
They should just be not allowed to work on their period, seriously that was disgusting how she farted and I had to sit down in it for a second before realizing, what the fuck
>>29585259
>mfw I have had an extremely autistic interest in military hstory since I was 8
>once had an assignment similiar to this
>teacher gave me a 60 because it was too long
>>29585405
Holy shit that is genius
>>29583309
No you kill yourself, you're the one fucking up his own body because you're a fat fucking disgrace.
>>29579657
>"Anon, stop groping Stacy's tits"
i was a very confident pervert lmao but still a autist
>"Alright class, time to read your essays. Anon, go to the front of the classroom and read your's."
>>29583252
>be me, junior year
>member of the Robotics team
>sitting in math class listening to announcements
>announcer mentions our win at a recent competition
>homecoming king linebacker Chad says "HA, NERDS!"
>I look over and say "at least we have a future..."
>typical OOOHHHHHHHH reaction from everyone
>he can't even look at me for a month
Felt great man. He also started treating his younger brother (who was also on robotics) with more respect after that
>>29586410
Normie parents would much rather have a son who has friends than a child who is happy.
My mother has legit told me that she wished I was being rebellious, getting into trouble and going crazy like all the other teens so that I'd be like everyone else, rather than actually being a good son who helps with stuff.
>>29581096
I did sleep paralysis since I have it quite often. Nothing but Stacys saying "OMG I think I might've had it like one time"
>>29581096
we didn't actually ever get to pick our own topics when I went to school, but one time we were learning about South Africa and had to do presentations and we got to pick what aspect of south african culture to do a presentation about, i.e the food, the wildlife, the clothing etc.
I did a presentation about the quality of life before and after apartheid.
I thoroughly illustrated using facts and statistics how niggers can't run shit and bring nothing but crime and disease and poverty to 34 unsuspecting students who had to sit there and listen to the entire thing.
>that feel when redpilling the masses
>>29594072
Why wouldn't they have it? It's pretty common you know
Having a teasing nickname.
If you were George, you were George of the Jungle, if you were Bart, you were Bart Simpson, if you were Dora, you were Dora the Explorer.
Same with songs, if you were called Ruby, everyone would sing Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby to you, if you were called Stacy, everyone would sing Stacy's mom to you.
>>29594213
Badass based anon
The beep/bleep test
>Okay everyone I'm going to go around the class. You'll tell me your name and ONE fact about yourself! Your fact must not be your age!
>>29588374
Who here /Crazy Ability to Bullshit Presentations/?
>grade 7. random asshole would puch me for no reason
>one day he jumps on my back in front of the principals office and starts punching
>dozens of people saw including teachers
>no one did anything
>grade 10
>failed an electronics course the previous semester because i was lazy
>talking with someone in class
>teacher tells me to stand up
>asks me why i failed that course in front of 30 of my classmates
>grade 10
>playing rugby
>someone throws the ball as hard as they can at my face
>breaks my glasses
>everyone laughs including the gym teacher
>grade 4
>back when the reebok "pump" shoes were a big thing
>didn't have any but pretended to pump up my shoes anyway
>some kid walks over and tells me they're not real pump up shoes
>spits on me and walks away
>told my mom when i got home
>she says "i certainly hope that didn't happen"
>goes back to whatever she was doing
>grade 10
>someone walks by and spits gum in my hair
>forced to cut it out while everyone laughs
>grade 12
>not a single friend
>wouldn't eat lunch at school
>just walk around by myself or sit in the library
>someone notices
>talks loudly so i can hear
>"what the fuck is wrong with him"
>24 years old
>playing basketball at the YMCA
>someone from another court throws a ball direcly at my head
>hear laughing
>group of high school aged chads pointing at me
>25 years old
>at work
>people talking about going for lunch for someones birthday
>talking directly in front of me so i assume everyone is going
>show up
>hear from across the table "what the fuck is he doing here"
So many of those stories where people don't want to be paried with me in a group or tell me to sit somewhere else. Happened many, many times
I'm sure I have many more greentexts but I wont bore you.
I'm now 32. It doesn't get better, robots. Unless you change yourself and do it while you're in your early 20s or high school. It gets significantly harder as you age.
>>29595067
dude what the fuck, there has to be something about you you're leaving out
i refuse to believe half of this shit unless you're a complete asshole to everyone you meet
>>29595067
Do you live in Detroit? What the hell is wrong with those idiots?
>sitting with friend in free period
>talking about some autistic shit
>stacy and her stacies are being loud as fuck or whatever
>they start quietly mocking us, just loud enough where we can hear it
>enough is enough.ree
>turn to them
>"people like you are the reason why kids like me shoot up schools"
>intended it to be quiet, it wasn't
I was known as the "next school shooter" for the rest of highschool, it was alright because everyone was afraid desu but still.
>>29580113
Kinda similar story but with a happy ending
>Senior year stats class
>Everyone find a partner
>My four friends in the class pair up with each other
>I sit silently and watch everyone pair up around me
>I just keep quiet and wonder what will happen.
>Teacher assumes everyone has a partner, explains the project
>Fuck, that actually looks like too much work to do solo
>Raise my hand
>"I don't have a partner"
>Teacher really non confrontational, if he didn't have a wife I'd think he was a robot
>Caught really off guard
>"Uhh anon... You can just sit this one out i guess"
>Got out of a big project and spent three days doing nothing in that class
>>29581096
Wrote a 15 page term paper on propaganda during world war two. All i did for research was watch casablanca and a bunch of old racist cartoons.
>>29595346
Why the fuck do they do that? Like I would not even be doing anything cringe worthy, I wouldn't be sitting by myself, I'd be with friends and they'd be making fun of like... what we're talking about but we're not talking about anything nerdy.
>>29581096
Did presentation on LSD, day it was my turn I be like "oh shit I completely forgot", decide to wing it with what I knew, teacher had to cut me short because other kids had to do their presentations too, got highest grade. Those couple of documentaries I once saw really helped me a lot
>>29595661
Normies constantly need the attention and social confirmation from their fellow normies, they usually get their precious validation through insulting and belittling people who just want to live their life. Normies are scum.
>>29583252
>Be me in 6th grade
>7th grade chads used to pick on me because i was scrawny and couldn't fight back
>Ask Dad to make me strong, he agrees to help me work out
>Couldn't do a push up
>"Keep at it, you'll get stronger"
>Go from knee push ups to one real push up
>One turns to ten, then twenty, then so on over time
>I'm getting visibly bigger, part of it is just growing too
>Chads still pick on me, and i'm used to being small and not fighting back
>After a year of growing and working out, one chad approaches me in a bathroom
>"Sup faggot" he says
>"Leave me alone"
>"Fuck you i'll fuck with whoever i want"
>I turn around from sink with the scariest murder look on my face
>He laughs but he's nervous because he realizes how big i am now
>I step forward and he steps back, feels good to be scary
>I grab his shirt and push him against the wall, pulling his feet off the ground
>"If you or any of your faggot friends pick on me ever again, I will fucking murder you."
>He goes to talk and i cut him off.
>"You're gonna get out of this bathroom, and then you're never gonna even look at me again."
>They never did
>I gained a lot of confidence from that and being bigger.
>Kinda became a chad myself
Too bad i moved to another school and became a robot again.
>>29595684
All my top grade presentations were winging it or rushed at the last minute. I think it has to do with nerves so I don't focus on the little stuff and so I end up getting the main facts out? Maybe its the nerves and I talk a lot so I give off this fake confidence.
>>29595146
This is just stuff off the top of my head. >>29595146
I feel pretty worthless most of the time. I don't think I'm an asshole. I'm actually a fairly nice person. I shouldn't say that it never gets better. I'm actually moderately successful. Have a steady job in IT. I own my house and have a 7/10 girlfriend. Slept with 13 women over the course of my adult life. I just have no real "friends" to speak of.
I don't talk a lot and people tell me that I look mad all the time. When it comes to socializing, I have no clue how to make friends.
People are put off by me because of some sub-conscious reason that I can't figure out.
>>29595160
I know...
>these feels are to real
>>29594384
>beep/bleep test
what
>>29579728
please (don't) tell me this is real
>move to a different school for a year
>popular with girls (it was 2-3 grade)
>get to be in advanced classes
>very enjoyable
>move back to normieville
>within days they're picking on me for being different, just like before
>in middle/high school
>many female teachers, at least personally, like a student who gets As and tries to excel
>liked and sorta respected by some of them
>one in high school even defended me from bullying
>meanwhile, normiescum are hyper-social rats that tear people apart for not liking their narrative
>end up with a fetish for older women, can't trust younger women AT ALL, can't even view them as adults, even if they're almost 30
It got worse in CC, my best friend, and classmate for a long time, was a gorgeous milf that was affectionate. Of course in CC it was mostly a continuation of high school, so the girls are meming and want men to dance, throw money away, and take their shit-tests to get even the slightest bit of attention in return.
>at uni after CC
>90+% of the students are on-time locals or foreigners
>nobody will hang out with anyone that wasn't in their graduating class or region of the globe
>have to deal with normies where parents are a doctor and an MS
>>29596331
I'm the same except rather than older women its just older people in general. I get along better with them and I'm wary of teenagers. I'm in my 20s, people my age I'm I guess regular with. I'm not iffy with them but I'd still get along with people 30+ more.
>>29581136
This happened to me once in the seventh grade when I was a loser, but I am highly smug afteer having graduated much more popular and well liked than the guy
>>29595829
Imao faggot
>>29596429
>two closest male friends are Autists over 30
>only other friend in CC was a blind 50 y/o blind guy with diabetes
Young people are just too dumb. I hate it. I wish I was a retarded normie.
>talk to younger women
>they get butthurt you're not throwing money at them or bragging over stupid shit
>stop talking and/or ignore you from then on
>older women hold conversations
>are actually interested in talking and being personal
>are kind to you when they see you again
I get women evolved to want the best man, but it has to be a culture thing that makes them raging cunts until they turn 30+ and have sons. Usually the best women I meet have sons.
>>29581625
>it's pancake day at school
![57b5d07645097eac20c88e89a4473edc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qnOjW2g.jpg "57b5d07645097eac20c88e89a4473edc[1]")
>Do you want to make your own groups, or should I decide them?
>>29593836
You are on /r9k/, you fucking piece of garbage.
>>29596467
I felt like with my fellow students I had to play an almost impossible popularity game where if I fucked up once, I'll be just verbally wrecked by them. Where they'd do shit like pull my underwear down in the locker rooms which humiliated me but "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO"
With teachers, it wasn't just that they praised me for my work and like gave me confidence and self belief and felt like I could succeed, but with some of them I could have an actual conversation with them. Even now that I'm working, early 20s here, yeah my colleagues my age are much more mature than in school but they still just talk about getting drunk and partying and memes and reality shows and such and it still feels like a popularity game just a little less impossible.
Even the late 20s people who have calmed down and are starting to settle in and maybe start families, it feels like a popularity game. Then the people 30+ I dunno, something happens, they just stop giving a fuck and they'll talk to you no matter what and they'll talk to you about anything and they'll just be nice.
fucking uni made people choose their own groups for work even in the first half-year
>that girl you talked to on the internet but never IRL, until that one time when you were on the bus together but there were only like two sentences exchanged and then an awkward silence
>never talked to her after that
>never talked to any girl after that
>>29580359
if i have kids im going to tell them if they have to go to the bathroom and the teacher says no, just walk out of the class and go. tell them fuck you, i have to pee, so imma go pee. then they tell me about the situation after school and i ripped that fucking cunt a new one
>>29596639
We have to make our own groups for lab. Thankfully no one has rejected me yet. One time I even got paired up with a cute girl (who obviously hated it)
>>29596565
yeah and I'm still not fat or a self mutilator.
>>29580894
I always did this. So much easier and always a more consistent quality
>>29595067
>>29595829
I have lots of similar stories.
>be around 7
>some kid bullies me (hits me, calls me names, won't let me talk, etc.)
>teachers don't believe me
>be 9
>have finally made a friend
>a new kid is transferred to school mid-year
>joins us
>doesn't want to be with me
>lose only friend
>the two kids become best friend
>be 15
>cooking class
>groups decided by teacher (at least partially)
>time to eat what we've done
>about to sit at my group's table
>one of them says "uh... that's for (a friend) but I guess you could find a free seat at another table or something"
>eventually do find a seat but it's very awkward
>be 22
>summer job
>be put in a team when work is halfway done
>my work is intended to be used by the team
>two weeks later
>my part is almost done
>one of teammates announces the team has changed plans and decided they won't use what I've done
>still in team but not much time left so can't produce anything usable
>be mid-20s
>a "real" job
>be now in a team which is actually nice
>fast forward to when our project ends
>results are presented
>my contributions are mostly nowhere to be seen
I'm 28 now and NEET. While I had some friends in the past, I'm a kissless virgin who never had a girlfriend even though some of my friends were girls (>inb4 normie reeee). I've accepted my fate at this point and don't even want to socialize (outside /r9k/). I don't talk much but I think I at least try (but not too hard) to be nice.
>>29586551
Based movie.
I watched it once with my mother and she thought I'd do the same.
>11th grade
>Make dumb pun in class
>One kid in the back laughing
>Stacy calls me a loser and tells me to shut up
>Suddenly hear "Yo shut the fuck up Stacy that was pretty good"
>The kid in the back of the class is Chad
>Stacy in shock
>Chad looks at me
>"You're pretty cool anon"
>mfw
And that's the story of how I stopped getting bullied and made some friends. Too bad I regressed back into robot mode because I didn't go to Uni.
>Cameron stop messing in class go sit beside anon maybe then your behaviour will improve
>tfw once in class told a chad to "stop talking" when the teacher lost control of the class and he said i sounded like morgan freeman and me and teacher both gave up and waited out 20 minutes of hell
>>29597036
Would you stop? (Using so many parentheses)
>>29597168
forgot to add
who else here /teacherspet/?
>>29588374
I don't want to get diagnosed so I've never checked for mental issues.
I can talk with almost anyone but when it comes to talk in public I panic like a bitch. I still get the shaking, sweating, stuttering. I don't know whether is it better now it worse.
>have to do a presentation
>ask teacher if I could present my work only in front of her, not if from of everyone
>she notices I'm visible anxious but she says I
>I stand up and start shaking so bad
>I can't even form coherent sentences
>I had to hold a paper but I couldn't stop shaking
>feel my hands shaking and somewhat wet
>think: oh god control yourself
>she cringes as I present
>still I got a good grade but she made me do a lot more of those presentations
>I still suspect she did it on purpose
I remember once being in a group with Staceys and this happened
>I watch them trying to weld some LEDs for a project
>they suck at it
>try to be an alpha myself and tell them I'm an expert so I'll do it
>actually have experience because I like tech stuff and the like
>hottest Stacey sits like 1mm close to me
>I can feel her body touching my arm
>god why
>I try to weld but my hand keeps shaking mad
>she sees this and asks "oh anon are you that nervous?"
>reply "nah I'm just in an uncomfortable position to weld"
>finish it
>I can feel my sweat and it sucks
reading all these make me feel so fortunate
I never had a hard time making friends for some odd reason
>I used to take peoples seats out of pure ignorance and just told them off
>tfw someone insults you and then someone who barely knows you defends you
>tfw got into fight with a popular kid on my second day of school and was silently respected since
shit what the fuck am i doing here /r9k/ is for fags
>>29581096
>Japanese class
>make presentation on anime
>presentation is a compilation video
>choose the edgiest scenes from all the anime I owned, gore, boobs, ass, rape, anything short of full on hentai
what the fuck was wrong with me
>>29597682
>japanese class
>last class before christmass vacation after exams we get to watch a movie
>teacher chooses the movie
Thank fucking god, if the class chose it would've been some cringy anime for sure. I was like the only non-weeb in class. That was actually half a year ago, I stopped going because damn that shit is slow, I learn in a week what they learn in a year.
>>29584551
society.mp4
>>29589728
>>Get bullied constantly
Still get bullied even more because the teachers say "I've no one to blame but myself"
>>29581096
Cannibalism. it was as bad as it sounds
>lol german guy ate a dick so funny
>>29591088
Please please please post a link to the vid. I need to see this in action
>>29581096
>Stacy constantly comes up to me and asks if I wanna fuck for shits and giggles
>She has some condition where she occasionally passes out
>Passes out behind the old gym when nobody's around
>Piss all over her and steal her underwear
>Nobody ever finds out
>highschool
>i always wear hats
>people always steal my hat for fun
>get fed up one day
>girl snatches my hat from my head
>autistattack.jpg
>grab her by the throat and push her against a wall
>teacher sees it
>suspended for a couple of days
At least people stopped stealing my hat after that
>be in 4th grade
>want to be funny
>have to fill out the "And ben puts his pencil in the"____ "like things
>fellow autistic friend and i fill it out
>Ben puts his pencil in the Ass of hanna.
>hanna thanks Ben for putting his pencil in her ass.
We both laughed almost to death, while the whole class looked at us as we just killed their parrents, kek.
Don't remember the rest, but it was pretty fucked up, the worlds Asshole, penis, and piss is what we used.
Oh god how i miss these times, hes now a pilot, and i am a neet.
What went wrong, oh yes.
He had 2 good and academic parrents, while mine were fighting alcoholics where my father abused me and my mother.
Til you are about 12 this things doesn't matter but when puperty hit's you suddenly remember everything your parrents did to you and you fall down a deep hole of depression.
Shit man, reading this thread reminds me of some of my autistic experiences. Glad I "fixed" myself somehow one day. No idea how the fuck it happened but I got more social one day. Then I started lifting and got confidence. Still a KV at 18 now, but shit man, I have hope the world will be just at least once.
>>29583029
The only viable reasons are self-harm scars and skinny fat. Being skinny-fat is fucking awful, holy shit
>>29581204
>band autists
Oh, please. Band was where all the alt-Chads and hip Staceys went. The kind of kids who listened to indie bands and hang out at coffee shops. Orchestra is where the real outcasts went. Band normalfags should go and stay go from /r9k/.
>>29599746
Can confirm this. Band was at the best full of failed normies and at worst a total Chad/Stacy off.
Orchestra is where all the robots went.
Who else played the cello here?
>>29580359
>be 1h 45m finals exam
>be autistic and drank a lot of red bulls prior to stay awake and study
>10 minutes in I excuse myself to go and piss
>proctor escorts me to bathroom to ensure i don't cheat
>get back to exam seat
>30 minutes pass
>feel the urge to piss again
>not allowed to leave exam hall a second time
>still 45 minutes left
>spend the rest of the exam holding in my bladder and eventually start suppressing a poo that had been building up for sometime
>20 minutes left
>I am sweating profusely, visible beads of sweat dripping from my forehead
>I can no longer read the questions on the exam paper as focusing on something other than my anus/bladder would end in a rancid stream of taurine induced poopoo peepee
>5 minutes left
>one hand is down my pants pinching my foreskin, the other hand clasping my fat ass-cheeks through my trousers like a vice
>the students who finished glance over to see me, red in the face and shaking violently
>finally the exam ends
>I get up ready to sprint to the bathroom
>I notice my seat and trousers are soaking wet from my ass sweat
>people look at my chair and assume I pissed myself
>after I go to the bathroom I go around telling people I didn't piss myself and that the puddle on the seat was my ass sweat in order to save my dignity
>they just avoid me
>>29600540
Did you manage to finish the exam, anon?
>>29584760
>>29584609
Calling hard bullshit. No dean or principle would fucking compliment you on your punch, and I highly doubt you broke a kids fucking jaw with no repercussions.
>6th grade biology
>test is about sexual reproductive organs
>had to label a diagram of the male and female genitals
>forgot how to spell the penis
>write dick instead
>teacher was cool and gave me a mark for making him laugh
>>29579657
>tfw went to a STEM "elite" highschool (you have to pass a maths test to enter)
>tfw everybody behaved normally
>tfw no bullying, other than focused banter on somebody when he screws up for 2-3 days and it died off after that
>tfw no cliques and I could go to a random person and discuss whatever without "eww creep"-type of responses
>tfw 3:1 boy:girl ratio and no cunt shit, since most girls were ugly/autistic
>tfw always managed to find a group for group assignments because half the people were as autistic (or more so) as me
I don't know that feel. The main problem imo is that most robots went to a subhuman free-for-all highschool, where the drainage of society just pours and pours new retarded normalfags, that bully people they don't understand.
>>29581096I did mine on Japan
>>29582396
Fuck sports, fuck school, and fuck you failed normie.
>>29589763
Do it for us , anon!!!! :)
>>29581625
>tfw speed walked and ran a couple of tmes to lunch
>>29583345
ll girls are stacies, u dum fuck
>>29590520
I felt this feel in 8th grade
>>29587128
>Spent hours standing on a bridge over a motorway watching the cars heading north and wishing I could just head with them to a new life
I know exactly what you felt anon
>elementary and junior high school were a living hell for me
>everybody hated me, my entire class humiliated me for fun on daily basis
>my parents openly voiced their displeasure with my grades and lack of social life and ignored my health problems blaming everything on me being lazy and stupid
>every day coming back from school I wished that the bus ride never ends and I don't have to face reality again
>I couldn't run away or heroe cuz that would mean the bullies who wanted to break me won
>also my grandparents genuinely cared about me and I could not disappoint them
>so first I tried not to cry and then i smiled when bullied
>somehow survived and go on to live a sort of normie life
>fast forward couple of years and I me her, she was not the first but God I hope she will be the one
>when I was with her I felt a warmth that made me fully realised what an empty shell I was behind my everyday normie mask and look at painful memories I have forced out of my conscience
>I decided to marry her and start a family I never really had
>I am sorry anon but I have to leave you - you are great in bed but also so cold and distant she said
>and I smiled and I said I understand and off she went into her new life
>some months later she met other guy and they are together more than 3 years now
>it has been tree years and I have to live on after the realisation how much unhappy I am, how much my life is sad and pointless
>and there is the smile always on my face and I fuckin hate it!
>only thing that keeps me going by this point is a sense of duty I don't have kids of my own and I doubt I will have any but I have little cousins and I promised myself that they will not repeat my story as long as I can help it
It is a very first time I said or wrote it in public - it feels good a little
>>29596936
Fukkin kekk
>>29585834
"oh sorry, I thought you mean what language classes are we taking"
>>29591814
where's part 4 u dum fuc
>>29590347
Roasties getting roasted is the best feeling desu
>>29591920
lol sorry m9
I had a similar circumstance, only my teacher would've probably liked if I did that. Of course, I didn't do that. Now I'm here. Oh well. She too smell fucking nice.
The gym teacher who kept trying to get everyone to shower but they never did
>went to school
>slogged through class half asleep
>came back from school
>heated up hotpockets for lunch
>hung out with mom and sister rest of the day
>repeated last point every weekend
Sometimes I feel like I'm 10 years behind everyone else socially. Anyone else just start getting friends in college?
>>29603390
Was your sis a robot too?
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