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>"Steven stop talking to Tommy or I'll change your seat!"
>"Ok Steven, since you didn't listen, go change seats with Anon."
>anyone want to be in a group with anon?
>looks like you are going into the girls group anon
More of a band kid feel but
>"anon, take the solo"
>>29579657
>all seats full
>sitting next to random person
>see their friend approaching us
>''umm anon do you think my friend could have your seat''
>awkwardly worm out of seat without saying anything
this happened too many times
>only seat left is at the cool kids table
>sit down
>heavy tension covers the table, their loud conversations turn dead silent
>"Ok now everyone get in groups of 5."
>ok at least i have my frien-
>"sorry anon, group is full"
>ok i can go with some of those other guys they look fine
>"our group is full bud"
>really? i guess i will have to go with the smelly autistic kids
>they are all poking each other and pulling each other's hairs
>"um.. can i join you guys?"
>"our group is full you cant!"
>"but i-"
>"nope!"
>go sit back down into actual seat
>teacher looks at me
>oh shit this kid doesnt have a group again, what was his name?
>notice him looking my name up on computer
>everyone is looking at me in my seat by myself
>"hey anon you can go with the girls over there they only have 4."
>look over at stacies
>"ew no we dont want him"
>"too bad stacy your group has to work with him"
>awkwardly stand up and go over to them
>stand behind them, doing nothing but staring blankly at whatever work they were doing
>try to initiate conversation
>"oh hey guys i can-"
>"stop staring at my butt you creep, do you even know what we are doing?"
>"i-i wasn't, i was trying to help"
>stacy goes and tells teacher that i was harassing her
>teacher sends me to office
>leave classroom, go outside and cry until school is over
actual story from my life
>There'll be a group presentation
>And you get to choose your own groups!
>Oh, anon... you can go into this group, then.
>>29579901
casey neistat?
>>29580113
this happened 6 times until i was moved out of that classroom
>>29580113
>>29580136
>when you sit alone with no group and the teacher gives you the pity stare
>empty room full of available seats
>go all the way in the back where it's dark and there's less exposure
>>29579657
>teacher puts the kid who always talks during the class in the seat next to me because he knows i never talk
>can feel that the other kid is angry about it
>I need to go to the toilet
>Why didn't you go during break?
WELL, GUESS.
>>29580224
There was a huge deal about a girl that asked the sub to use the bathroom but then the sub said she couldn't. Turns out she had a condition and the sub never got employed at that school again
"No anon, you can't keep your shirt on for swimming. Take it off like the others!"
> are you okay? your eyes are all red
> it's just seasonal allergies
>why are you so quiet?
>........
>what are you doing this weekend anon?
>...not a lot
>are you going anywhere this summer?
>...
>>29580136
I can not begin to express how thankful I am for this board. I always thought I was the only one.
>everyone partner up for this one!
>i mean, sure, if you want to work alone, anon
>now pick teams
>get picked in the first half
>always get into a group with my friends if there were too many I would end up making friends in the new group I was in
I don't understand how you guys found school difficult
>>29580359
a kid pissed himself in 6th grade because the sub wouldn't let him use the bathroom. never saw that sub again.
>you were the interchangeable npc in your school
>teacher volunteers to be your partner
>>29580995
>3rd level bard reporting in, chaotic good
>>29581023
I wish I could be the npc that gets killed by the main character
>tfw every teacher knew no one liked you and always allowed you to work alone on group projects.
>Anon is smart, so he can do everything and we'll just talk.
>>29580766
Kind of makes me want to have a loser off.
>Put 10 r9k kids in a room
>Let them interact for a while
>Tell them to pair up into groups of 3
>Select guy stuck by himself and put him in a group of 9 other guys who were alone
>Repeat until the ultimate loser is found
>In this presentation you can choose your OWN topic!
That one kid who did a presentation on MLP. What was your topic?
>>29581096
Wrote a 15 page paper on lucid dreaming.
Presented it
Just got blank stares from Chad
Who /bandkid/ here
>Okay I'm pairing you all up.
>Chad, you can go with anon
>No, anyone but him! Miss, please!
>>29581128
Mom made me join the marching band. Ended up getting bullied by all the band kids.
Imagine being forced to go on a trip with 60 people who hate you.
Worst disneyworld visit ever.
>>29581096
Something paranormal.
No one liked me even a little bit but everyone seemed to enjoy my senior project on bigfoot especially our local spookyish bigfootish history.
>>29579657
>"Nigger"
>not a nigger
fucking kill me
>>29581164
So somehow you out-autist'd the biggest autists in the school?
>>29581096
Senior year, the robot kid decided to do his on "why video games are beneficial to child development" so I did "why video games cause violence and addiction" and asked the teacher if I could do my presentation right after him.
Holy shit I wish I could've recorded his face when I tore is argument to fucking shreds and he couldn't do dick to fight back
>okay anon, you can work alone
>>29581204
I'm good at what I do which happens to be autism.
Sitting in empty hallway alone eating lunch as usual. Cute popular girl walks by and sees me.
>hey, anon, what are you doing over here all alone
*shrug* no one to eat with I guess
>why are you always so quiet? you never talk ever!
no one to talk to, not much to say
>oh, well that sucks.... if you want you could, you know, come eat lunch with me
*sceptical look* uhhh, okay, i guess
Grab my stuff and follow her down the hall towards common area. Come around the corner to see her running towards other popular people, they are all laughing.
>holy shit, stacy, he actually believed you? what a fucking loser lol
Turn around and go back to my empty hallway to finish lunch.
There's a reason some kids shoot up schools. Sometimes I wonder how everyone is so clueless to how and why it happens. There are researchers, people who get paid to figure out why this shit happens and they have no clue. Had to be something wrong with the kid, or it had to be availability or lack of regulation on guns, or it had to be a bad home life, anything except literal psychological torture perpetrated by the kids on the other end of the barrel. Couldn't possibly be those little angels, they were so loved by everyone.
>Getting changed for gym
>In boxers
>Someone comes behind you
>Yanks them down
>>29581231
>no anon you need a group for this
>go be a group of three with them
>they work slower than you working alone
>"looks like we're short a seat"
>"anon, do you want to sit in the back at one of the lab tables?"
>that kid who ran to the cafeteria on pizza day, where the school actually ordered from Papa John's
>>29580113
>TFW the hoodrats were somehow convinced you were a genius that would get them all an easy A and invited you into their group
>TFW you did most of the work with almost no interruptions or complaints as they put on their headphones or took a nap
>That first day where that kid tried to make friends with you and you didn't talk to him much so he gave up.
>>29581625
I did that on chick fil a day. mostly because niggers (literally) would buy like 3 sandwiches at a time, eat 1 at lunch, and the rest throughout the day
not even kidding. it became a thing and they limited us to 1 sandwich after a few weeks after two niggers got into a fight for being first in line.
>That one time you cooked something and got to bring it home and it actually tasted good and it was the only successful thing you did.
>>29580766
what the fuck do you think r9k is bruh, this board is just every single one of those kids from every classroom on earth for the last 20 years
>>29581217
he must have had a really shitty presentation if he didn't mention and debunk the "vidya cause violence" meme/myth
>>29581833
Foods class was the bomb man, we made beef stir fry once and it was the best shit ever
>>29581312
Teenagers are evil. Its worse when you bump into them later on in life and they act buddy with you and start talking about school memories and how it was great.
Anyone relate to this or were you all too autism for sports?
>active and athletic as a kid
>go to a small and shit school where I am best at basically every sport
>move to bigger school at 11
>this seems to be the age where kids go from being just general kids to being segregated off into groups based on high school movie stereotypes
>go from being a smart kid who is also good at sports to a 'nerd' who can not possibly be good at sports because I am smart and lanky and ugly
>join the basketball team, I'm one of the better players
>coach is some old hag who knows nothing about basketball
>on the bench all the time, usually get a minute or two per game and sometimes go entire games without getting to play which is really rare at that age because they generally try to be inclusive no matter how shit you are
>chads who are absolutely shit and only play because one of their friends are in the team get to play nearly the whole games and fuck up everything and make the team suck consistently
>quit after one year because it was so frustrating, never touched a basketball again
>Years go by, develop crippling depression at high school like everyone here
>realize that I was deluded as fuck, was never good at basketball and they were just trying to keep me out of the way like anyone would
>one day we do basketball in gym class
>quite fun to play again, all the girls are laughing at me because I was trying quite hard where usually I never put any effort into anything
>HAHAHA LOOK AT ANON THINKING HE CAN PLAY HAHA STUPID NERD
>who cares I was having fun
>gym teacher is also school basketball coach
>comes to see me after class and tells me they are practicing after school and I should head along and join the team because 'you got some skeelz' or something like that
>far too much autism and depression to join a sports team by that stage so I tell him no
>realize then that I wasn't actually deluded, I had just been surrounded by fucking retards
>be me
>3rd grade
>egg tossing contest for field day
>everyone picks their bestie and im stuck alone
>teacher volunteers to be my partner
>stupid football douchbags are throwing the egg overhand and cracking them into friends hand
>teacher and I are throwing underhand
>outlast all the women cause they couldnt throw far enough
>we win egg tossing competition with teacher
>only good memory from that school
FeelsSadMan
>>29582493
This reminds me of another story from around the same time as I was playing basketball in the story above you
>teacher plays a game where he hits a tennis ball as high as he can in the air and whoever catches it gets a prize
>head alpha-jock-chad is the first one to manage to catch it
>"Of course he would, wow you are so cool and talented let me zuck yo dick" type of reaction from everyone
>I am one of the last to go and the only other one to manage to catch the ball
>"OMG what a fluke he was just lucky he doesn't deserve to get the prize"
Memories like this make me want to go back in time and shoot up that school. Everything in life is a popularity contest and your actual abilities have no relevance whatsoever to how the majority of people perceive you.
>it's a "teacher picks your groups" project
>>29581096
>tfw had to present on teenage suicide
It was one of the few available topics left after the earlier classes that day chose what they were doing.
I also did a near copy of the same presentation for speech class. A heck of a week that was.
>>29581668
So this is how far gone some of you are huh?
>>29580418
why would you not take off your shirt?
>>29582953
Because fat/anorexic/self harm scars
>hey chad wanna go to a party at the creek this friday
>sure thanks
Literally my 4 years of high school
Also
>mfw my name is actually chad
>middle school
>Chads talking about cars
>me standing nearby, not really joining conversation since I have no interest in cars and even less interest in them
>One Chad goes "With a ride like that anyone can get a date, even anon"
>tfw I'm clearly close enough to hear them talking
>tfw they obviously don't care
>teacher let's us sit wherever we want for a day
>decides to sit in my usual seat while others come sit at my assigned table to talk to their friends
>Chad turns to me
>"Um, no offense, but why are you still here?"
>thinking "because I can you fucking shitface"
>instead say nothing and move to another table
>>29583029
>Because fat
>I was fat kid and didnt hesitate to take off my shirt ever
>self harm scars
?????
why would any sane person intentionally harm his own body
>>29583111
What kind of rock have you been living under, senpai?
>>29580112
>sitting alone at lunch like usual
>table getting full
>"hey do you think you could move so my boyfriend could sit next to me?"
>pack up my lunch box while they watch
>they don't even say thanks
this happened like once a week before i finally decided to just give up and sit outside
>>29583111
I'm not fat nor do I have self harm scars, just listing reasons why.
>>29580113
Wait, what the fuck? Are all teachers degenerates there in US & A? What is up with other classmates? They literally tell you to fuck off while working in group because you're "not like the others" or because youre ugly? Holy shit you mongols, no wonder you guys make school shootings. Youve got no morals and respect towars each other whatsoever. There's this girl who no one liked to talk with and shit, but we never said: hey, youre dumb and ugly, gtfo from our group. Maybe mass shooting are only good to you, americans? That will probably teach you.
>Stacy used to critcise people's answers in class
>Sometimes whispering to friends, sometimes publicly
>Teacher asks me my thoughts on book
>Say it's almost like a Disney movie in how fairy tale and magic the setting is, say its possibly Disney inspired
>Hear the Stacy mutter "He thinks Disney wrote the book or something. Uh, no. It's not a Disney book, idiot." to her friend, friend giggles.
>I turn around and say "Well that's why I said it seemed SIMILAR to Disney and not WRITTEN by Disney, idiot. Are you deaf or something?
>Watch her sink down embarrassed
>All of a sudden
>Wow that was harsh anon
>Anon you're so mean
>What did she do to you?
Could never fucking win, lesson I learned that day.
Post time you overcame a Chad or Stacy.
It's cheating if you almost said it but didn't.
>be me
>9th grade
>hanging out with another weird kid in gym class
>Redneck football Chad comes over, interrupting our conversation
>"Why are y'all so weird?"
>me, finally fucking fed up
>"Because we can, fuck you."
>feel fucking great for the rest of the week
>>29583252
I goofed.
>>29583111
Was just reasons. There's plenty of reasons people wanna keep shirts on in swim class. Too fat, surrounded by guys with six packs and you're too skinny, burn scars, weird birth mark, harm scars, low self confidence in general, last time you did everyone laughed etc.
>>29583111
>why would any sane person intentionally harm his own body
Who said anything about being sane? It's weridos and whiners who want to feel edgy who slice themselves up. Also, nice trips.
>>29583292
>weirdos and whiners
kys
>>29583157
America, especially minority groups, are extremely adverse to introverts to the point where if you can sit down and stop talking for more than ten minutes without feeling physically sick you're considered a freak.
>Cute girl I have a crush on always sits next to me
>I think it's just because she wants to copy off me
>We have a project were supposed to do in pairs
>Everyone pairs up except me and her
>Awkwardly glancing at each other
>"G-guess we're a couple now huh? I mean group! hehe"
>Actually said hehe
>We do the project where we put marshmallows in a vacuum and watch them get all expanded and crushed
>She's actually really nice and said the faces I drew on the marshmallows were cute
>We even make small talk
>Go to sit by her the next day and I shit you not she must've switched classes because she was never there again
>See her around campus, she ends up dating my best friend from 2nd grade (this was like sophomore year of HS)
>He's way more of a loner than I am
>I realize she always sat by me because she wanted the D but never talked until the project because we were both shy
>I could have had that premium nerd-lover pussy if I had just talked to her before
Kms
>>29581312
Once a group of guys catfished someone in my school and got in trouble for it, it lasted pretty long. the things kids do to stay popular.
>anon, why do you sit outside alone at lunch?
>Anon, why do you smell like cigarettes??
>you know anon, no one will like you until you get a car!
>why aren't you going to prom anon, im suuuuure somebody wnats you to be their...
>anon why dont you listen to jerrys freestyle rap mixtape?
>anon why do you listen to fucked up psychedelic music!?!?!
>you know anon maybe if you acted normal for once you wouldn't be such a loner..
Pretty much highschool for me few years back..
After reading this I want to ask
What the fuck is wrong with people in the US? Even I had friends although I have crippling autism
>>29583140
i ended up eating in the most pleasant smelling bathroom stall. wasn't that bad desu.
>>29583252
i tried to
>take welding class
>thought it would be cool
>turns out everyone in the class has experience except me
>they're all hardworking boys and country girls
>am very out of place
>teacher basically just lets everyone fuck around the entire class
>not enough rigs so we have to share
>nobody wants to give me a turn
>some do out of pity
>give up and just sit in the corner until the bell rings
>group of of assholes jokingly offer me their rig to practice on
>tell them to go away
>"oh come man how you gonna be a pro welder with no practice?"
>*snickering"
>tell them to fuck off
>my voice cracks
>by next week everyone has made it there business to pick on me
>end up crying to the counselor to get my schedule changed
>doing this changed my lunch period and I lost my only friend
>>29583398
>What the fuck is wrong with people in the US?
I think it's the competition atmosphere. Everyone is in a constant race for social status.
>>29583338
What the fuck? Need more info
>>29583572
Ob du behindert bist?
>>29582695
those are so, so much better than ones where you choose your own
>>29581096
For fucks sake I was the one unveiling the mad projects of the americans during the cold war
While the normies were talking about nice shits and all
>>29583441
I've taken a class where I blatantly didn't fit in too, changed it after lesson one, everyone expected it.
>Teacher yells at me for being on phone
>Teacher yells at me for 'being late'
>Teacher grounds me
God I fucking hated homeschool
>>29581312
Did this seriously happen to you or did you make this up?
>>29583398
I was thinking that too. I at least had a friend circle of total losers but then when it got to my final year all the cliques kind of merged.
>second year of french highschool, has to take up a section. I chose litterature cause I like berks and wanna do arts later. I end up being literally the only guy of the whole class. Lads everywhere.
>mfw now beat fear of approaching women but still can't into relationships
At least I can make friends easily errywhere
>>29583661
>changed it after lesson one
lucky you
My HS was run by very self important cat ladies who pretended that schedule changes came out of their own pocket and took time and effort on their part. I actually took me crying in front of her to make her tap on the keyboard and print out a new schedule. Then suddenly i'm enrolled in all new classes. But of course she still fucked me by changing my entire schedule instead of just changing my 5th period to another elective.
HS instilled a burning hatred for bureaucrats that will never leave me.
>>29583229
Stacy BTFO. Even if you got some backlash, it's still fucking worth it.
>>29580418
Well, alright. I'd only do this for you, Coach Dean. Maybe later you'll save my tight little ass from some demon rape.
>>29581312
>There's a reason some kids shoot up schools. Sometimes I wonder how everyone is so clueless to how and why it happens. There are researchers, people who get paid to figure out why this shit happens and they have no clue.
I think legitimate researchers understand it pretty well, the problem is changing it.
>>29581073
this shit still happens in college/uni
there's literally no escape, take my word for it
>>29583862
>You will all be graded as a group
>Everyone else submits slides at last minute
>They're shit
>>29582762
That was the best option sometimes, Mexicans and their degenerate associates could be had in a pinch.
>>29583887
no shit, im in my last year of software engineering courses and someone waited until the last 30 minutes before class to even give us their part of the work
then they didn't even help put it together when they know the integration process takes hours on a good day and unrushed
>okay just which one of you boys did this?!
>oh you're not gonna tell me?
>Anon, who did this?
>>29581312
Those "researchers" are simply of the profession after being Normie and then getting some occupation like that.
>>29584005
>Well I know it was someone in this class
>Alright, you're all punished, then
>It was never someone in the class
>>29583398
I don't know what the fuck the point of school is here.
What the fuck is it for. You don't learn shit. Even in advanced courses it's all a bunch of fluff for the time you can waste.
>>29582396
i feel it anon i was athletic too in hs.
>bulky black guy
>on the short side so id constantly hear jokes
>first day of weight lifting
>outlift everyone even the big football players
>everyone is astonished since they assumed that i was some quiet nerd that never went outside
>mfw they're right its just i have a gym to let all the self hatred out at
still never got a gf even tho i broke the lifting record. i thought those were appointed by the govt or something
i was the tradable party member that floated from clique to clique. whenever a group of friends had a quarrel and they unfriended each other, the remainders would suddenly ask me to have lunch with them, and when their friendships were patched back i could finally be left alone again.
during recess i ate alone a lot and people would pass by constantly asking why am i eating alone. i eat really fast anyway so i would spend the first 20minutes of recess strolling around the school or just being alone in the classroom, and the last 10 eating my lunch, just to avoid people asking me why i was eating alone
then some idiots started misplacing their wallets and phones and it became a theft issue, so the school banned everyone from staying in our classrooms during recess. that was so fucking annoying. i just hid in the toilet for 20minutes before going down to have my 10 minute lunch.
>tfw I was the smart kid
>tfw every nigger and dumb kid RACED to work with me
>tfw I was an asshole and to be in my group after I finished all the work, they presented EXACTLY how I wanted it
>tfw I made normies run as a well oiled machine to sate my autism
>regularly denied people access to my group if they didn't follow my strict guidelines
Easy A but you had to deal with a sperg perfectionist.
>>29581126
John, if this is you. Your presentation was shit and no you don't have sleep paralysis, ballbag
>>29583593
Im not german
my story from another thread
>be me
>sophomore in high school
>qt3.14 is in my german and government classes
>lets call her nicole
>she re-transferred after 2 years in finland
>she's not actually finnish but she was there long enough to develop accent
>she's a year older but because of transfer shit she's in my grade
>i'm a robot at this point
>she's crazy awkward once again because of transfer shit
>she seems to take a liking to me
>gets all touchy-feely n shit in class
>omg
>homecoming is three weeks away
>she doesn't have a date
"hey nicole, are you thinking about going to homecoming?"
>she says yes
"well, would you maybe like to go together?"
>she says fucking yes
>holy shit it's happening
>rent tux and all that shit
>day before homecoming
>"hey anon, i'm really sorry but i have a family emergency. going out of town for the weekend
"oh ok i understand"
>i'm absolutely crushed, but no hard feelings
>day of homecoming
>i return the tux and decide to go because none of my autist friends were going
>on twitter
>she tweets normal white girl things
>see that location is on
>she's still in the fucking city
>next day
>still here
>she literally never fucking leaves town
>i got fucking stood up
>>29579728
Holy shit what happened to eggman i miss him
did he ever quit his job at the gas station and mve to canada?
>>29584157
I just retreated into videogames and self loathing, I ended up being scrawny as fuck and assumed I was just genetically inferior til a couple years ago I started lifting.
Got in decent shape pretty fast and realized that I would've probably been an alpha as fuck shredded kunt in high school if conditions had been right for me, now that I look good I hate myself too much to take advantage of it.
I had some really trippy experiences during school, there was no day like the other there and I never knew whether people hated or liked me. I was generally an autistic and ugly as fuck kid, but smartest in my class and athletic enough. Just to list some of the occurences:
>go to class
>pass some classroom from kids who are maybe two years below
>some fat chick calls out to me with something like "hey where are you going, pizzaface"
>turn around and calmly reply "you should not try to insult others, hamplanet"
>she awkwardly snickers and mumbles something, never speaks to me again
>there are two girls who always talked to me for some reason
>one of them a THICC blonde with huge tits
>one day I am really late and run to the classroom
>it rained and my shoes were shit
>the blonde girl is standing in front of the door
>I sprint and my shoes lose all the grip on the ground
>fly right into the girl and smash her leg with my knee against the door
>she is furious at first, but mellows out eventually and forces me to help her around the school for the day, because her leg hurts
>spend whole day walking around with her with her arm around my neck and those balloons in my face
>her friend also used to regularily slap my ass on random occassions
>suppossedly there was a group of girls below my class who always followed me around
>go to the beach in the summer and get savage sunburns aditionally to my acne
>first day of school
>everybody shuts up as I enter the class
>sit down at my usuall place
>chad leans over to me and whispers "anon, what the fuck are you doing, you should have stayed home you look like shit"
>mutter "I know" as I try to hold back tears
>some ultra stacy who got along with everybody comes around one day when I am just sittig on a bench outside and zoning out
>sits beside me and hits my shoulder full force
>I just turn around baffled
>she looks at me like I did something wrong, says: "anon I always felt so sorry for you" and hugs me
>walks off
>>29579728
who is qt on right?
>>29584426
Reading that I have trouble believing that this happened myself, to this day I try to figure out what the fuck was wrong with my school, or me.
I still usually get mixed messages from everyone, maybe I am just on the spectrum and do not get what people try to convey.
>>29584454
bruh
u r weird m8
u virgin?
>it's an "anon farted loudly in class episode"
I just want something different
>>29584436
eggman, silly.
>>29580113
>"everyone get in groups"
>no one wants to be with me
>"everyone get in groups, we're going to have a quiz"
>almost everyone wants to be with me
>>29580112
damn, that hits home
>have a lab in university
>only a TA and a UTA, small classroom
>we get assigned seats the previous week
>one guy accidentally sits in the wrong row
>my row
>i'm right next to that guy
>starts a chain reaction of people coming in one after another, asking me to move because it's their seat
>have to carry my stuff from stool to stool, each time
>eventually end up in the middle of another row on the other side of classroom
>neither TA or UTA say anything
>stay like this for the rest of semester
I'm fairly sure like 3 or 4 of those people weren't part of the chain reaction and just wanted new seats
>be me
>nerd
>chads talk shit to me all the time
>second year of high school
>eating morning tea (recess for murica)
>chad comes over (only chad because he fights people)
>having an autistic cuss off with my friend
>chad says something along the lines "your mums a whale"
>reply "if my mum's a whale, then you must be moby dick" (hes slightly chubb)
>hes pissed.
>drops his bag starts coming to me
>pushes me to the ground and starts talking shit
>now i'm mad, get up and get a lucky punch on him.
>he stops all of a sudden, puts his hand to his jaw and walks off to the nurses office.
later on at lunch
>walking over to where i eat lunch with friends
>"holy shit anon, wtf did you do to chad"
>go up to nurses office
>see him sitting on bed
>blood all over his hand
>get called into deans office after lunch
>broke his jaw
>explained to dean... laughs and lets me go to back to class.
>chad is no longer chad.
>chads no longer give me shit
>feels good man
Not actually strong at all, just got a good hit on his jaw.
Up next have another one from primary where similar thing happened.
>>29583157
You realize the people you're talking to don't even know what 4chan is right? Drink bleach faggot
>>29583252
>"Why are y'all so weird?"
>"Because we can"
>>29580895
>having friends
>making friends
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>29581063
What made people not like you anon ?
>those chads who were fake nice to you
>if you called them out on it then they would call you an asshole
there's no winning
>>29583252
>Because we can
>>29580766
you thought that you were the only person on planet earth ever to be friendless at school?
holy shit, you cannot get more special snowflake than this
>>29584609
story from primary (elementary i think for murica)
>be me
>recently moved to new school
>like 8 years old, slightly athletic, good runner
>in class
>doing random work in class
>school bully/general cunt (lets call him chod) is throwing crayons at me.
>ignore it for like 5 minutes
>last one hits me in eye
>get mad..
>throw box of like 40 crayons at him
>teacher "ANON, thats it, outside NOW"
>go outside
>teacher just tells me to come back in after 10 mins. wtf????
>morning tea time
>eating morning tea in middle of lunch area
>chod comes up to me
>FURIOUS
>instantly collars me
>i just hook him in the eye
>he punches me back
>his punch is shit, thinkin "how the fuck are people scared of this guy"
>teacher breaks it up
>later on in principles office, my parents and his parents here. get told off by principle
>him and his parents leave
>principle tells me and parents to stay
>principle laughs "good job anon, nice right hook"
>parents laugh
>I'm now a chad until I have to move school again 6 months later
and those are the two times i stood up to chads.
>FEELS GOOD MAN
>>29583387
>Anon, why do you smell like cigarettes??
Fucking smokers get oooout! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
I hate smokers so much
>>29584688
The one Chad who was nice to you when the othres weren't around and you knew he was into the same stuff as you and was probably bullied in Elementary or Junior High before being given a new chance and he's chosen popularity over true friends.
tfw you still couldn't like him because you knew he fucked over some other robot old best friend at his old school to get popular
>>29584688
the fake niceness was the absolute worst. like, do they really think we're just fucking oblivious to *everything*?
>>29584005
>Year 10, english secondary school
>Live in shit town, even the top class for maths is filled with chavs and gangsters
>Teacher sits them around me hoping I'll be a good influence on them or some shit
>Nope
>One day they're throwing shit around the classroom while the teacher's back is turned
>Pencil hits teacher
>Asks who did it
>Nobody admits to it
>Says "fine then, anon will tell me who did it, won't you?"
>Me: "Nah mate snitches get stitches"
>Everybody around me like "True say blood! True say!"
I actually got on alright with all the gangsters and whatnot, although I didn't like them. When their mates from other classes were throwing shit at people they'd be like "nah don't do that to anon blood, he's safe". They probably took pity on me, but it worked for me I guess.
>>29584763
Oh god the cringe
original desu sdhjasdhnjlrjnfajs
>be in 7th grade math class
>first of the year to start getting spots
>some fatty normie who hangs with the tough kids asks me if I've ever heard of clearasil, his buddies laugh
>ask him if he's ever heard of weight watchers, people laugh; he gets mad, threatens me and tells me he wants to fight me after class
>walking to next class and he comes upto me trying to start a fight, I non-chalantly just agree and we start to walk to an secluded area to fight without teachers
>We about to fight and he gets cold feet
>he eventually just says sorry to me and pussies out.
>him or his dumb shit mates never mess with me again.
>be in 8th grade, in the library doing a class project, random kid and his buddy start insulting me, calling me a nerd or some shit.
>follows me as I go to next class, eventually get really annoyed and grab his throat and slam the back of his head into a wal and tell him to fuck off
>he legit has a frightened look on his face; he never messes with me again.
not sure if sociopath or just autistic rage.
>>29584665
I'm not that anon, but I guess some of us are just born that way.
>>29581063
Either that or they became my partner.
>>29584816
question one: what actually is a chav?
question two: why were these britbongs calling each other bloods?
>>29584436
eggwoman, dummy
>Bad Kid, because you did this bad thing, the whole class will get punished so you learn that your actions have consequences for others too!
>>29584819
fucking die of lung cancer
>>29581312
>There's a reason some kids shoot up schools. Sometimes I wonder how everyone is so clueless to how and why it happens. There are researchers, people who get paid to figure out why this shit happens and they have no clue. Had to be something wrong with the kid, or it had to be availability or lack of regulation on guns, or it had to be a bad home life, anything except literal psychological torture perpetrated by the kids on the other end of the barrel. Couldn't possibly be those little angels, they were so loved by everyone.
This.
>some kid is tortured for 20 years
>he finally snaps and shoots up a school
>everyone says "it was no one's fault but his own"
>>29584846
Question 1: Chav: "a young lower-class person typified by brash and loutish behaviour and the wearing of (real or imitation) designer clothes."
Question 2: People at school said all kinds of dumb shit trying to be gangsta or whatever. Some gems:
>blood
>safe
cool/alright
>seen
OK/I see
>f.am (and the variant, famalam)
>vexed
>piff
good (e.g. "Oi those shoes are fucking piff blood")
>peng
good looking
>allow me allow me mans getting rowdy
I don't even know what the fuck this was supposed to mean but people said it a lot, I think it was a quote from a movie
>boyed
Basically what people on 4chan call BTFO
>par
Same as boyed - if somebody got particularly well-parred, people would shout "PAR! PAR! GET OUT THE CAR!"
People at school here basically spoke a different language.
>>29584972
allow me means forgive me (e.g. kid does something dumb and is caught by the teacher and says "awww miss allow me yea second chance yea?")
"mans getting rowdy" would mean he's getting pissed off
they genuinely need to be purged
>couldn't hang out with the jocks for obvious reasons
>couldn't hang out with the dudebro gamers cause I was too poor to afford the latest console
>couldn't hang out with band geeks cause I wasn't in band
>couldn't hang out with PC nerds cause I was too poor to afford a good PC
>couldn't hang out with the carfags cause I didn't drive
>couldn't hang out with the rednecks cause I didn't live on a farm and had liberal parents who wouldn't let me shoot
>couldn't hang out with the weebs cause I didn't watch anime
>couldn't hang out with the stoners cause I wasn't a pothead
>couldn't hang out with the legitimate retards cause I only had assburgers
>couldn't hang out with the smart kids cause I didn't care about doing schoolwork at all
>couldn't hang out with the edgelord metalheads cause they only listened to the super edgy shit and the most I listened to was Ministry
>still somehow managed to be known and well liked by most of these groups, despite never talking to any of them outside of school
anyone else know this feel?
>>29584972
literally the only one of these terms i identify as being part of the english language is "f.am"
holy shit i went to a 75% black middle school in america and more proper english was spoken
>>29585006
>allow me means forgive me
Couldn't they just think of another way of saying it? I'd mistake their version of "allow me" for the "let me do that for you". Fuckin' silly, tbqh.
>>29585064
People also said
>'low it
As a way of saying like "I can't be bothered", or "Just leave it" or something similar
>Mfw my 8th grade teacher told me I suck and will never amount to anything
>>29585085
Apparently, The English language has more slang/barbaric expressions than I thought, guess that's what happens when you're not a native-English speaker. I assume the majority of these slangs are only used among chavs?
>>29583229
>Stacy always asked retarded questions and dragged out the English lesson for longer than it had to be
>One day she asked how to spell 'country', in year 12
>My friend and I, clearly fucking sick of it, both did a very visible and audible 'headdesk', completely in sync (neither of us planned it, it's was a really weird coincidence)
>She pretends to be offended to get sympathy
>Mention this to someone 5 years later
>Turns out she was actually pretty smart, but her and a few other girls in the group acted dumb because she thought it would get her guys
Fuckin' teenage girls.
>>29585112
yeah if you use them around non chavs you'll either get confused looks or laughed at
Senior year was the worst for me
>Move to a new school because landlord kicks my family out
>Go from school of 400 to school of 2000
>No friends or anyone who remembers me (I went to same district for elementary)
>Bad home life and no friends caused me to be super depressed
>Went to homecoming with a fat chick and had an awful time
>Sat by myself whole first semester because no friends and there was only 1 table that wasn't packed full of people
Second semester was a bit better got some "friends" and blew a chance with a whore but I'm surprised I didn't off myself that year.
>>29585112
I'm not even sure if people still say them to be honest. Everybody spoke like that when I was at school a few years back but I haven't heard people talk like that in a while, so I don't know if that's just because I'm no longer stuck with such people or if it's died out. My sister's at school and from what I can tell the chavs still overuse "blood", "sick" and "dread", and butters (means ugly), but she doesn't mention much of the really ridiculous ones.
>>29585019
I was sometimes invited to hang with them outside of school or during lunch if they went out but I was too nervous to paranoid to. I'd never done it before.
>>29584306
Thisis how to control roaches.
>>29580895
What are you doing there?
REEEEEEEEEEE
What was the secret to making friends in middle/high school? there were no cliques or subcultures in my school so I couldn't join any of those.
Kevin Robinson from school stop showing everyone my Deviantart you piece of shit
>That kid who did a speech on Death Note>That kid was me
I can't believe how fucking awful it is. How I ended up with a degree in education I have no fucking idea.
The fucking introduction is grade 2 level.
>have to do an assignment on ww2
>everybody just does the blitz
>i do the allied firebombing of dresden
>>29585231
Good god, that's awful. I think you belong here.
>>29585259
>Groups have to do a presentation on WW2
>Choose the Pacific theater
>mfw my autism made me start talking more about my favourite Ace pilot and about plane models, their weaponry and how the American and Japanese planes were designed for different styles of combat
>I talked more about that shit than mainly where the 'Mericans landed and Japs fought
Needless to say, the class was impressed (including the teacher), and apparently majority of them actually listened to what I was saying and were fascinated by my presentation.
>period suddenly kicks in
>have to beg stacies for a pad
There's no worse humiliation
>>29580113
Was in a position like that before anon
But I made it go in my favour
>Be me 5th grade
>Got placed in a group of stacies
>Ewwwww we dont want him
>Me: I dont want to be in their group, one of them smells like shit but I dont know which and they talk behind eachothers backs all the time
>StacySelfconciousnessActivated.jpg
>Spend rest if the time in the group watching stacies stare eachother down
>Stacies keep trying to get me to tell them one on one who's the one who smells and who said what
>Mfw Im in the position of power and managed to manipulate stacygroup
Still got to do all the work though
Make your postion the masterposition anon... You need to be clever
>>29585259
>Have to do assignment on WW2
>Do it on why Hitler did nothing wrong
I don't know why they got so mad
>>29584634
>You realize the people you're talking to
What people?
>>29583252
> Be me
> Was the nerdy kid at school, because I loved science and I was good at it.
> Dad was super fit, and I would spend all my week end training boxing with him
> No one knew, years passed by
> 8th Grade
> Chad tries to fight me
> Hits me like a girl
> Time to use all that training
> Gives him two punches
> Chad is on the ground with a bleeding nose
> My Math teacher saw us from afar
> "I'm getting kicked out of school"
> HearthAttack.jpg
> See her smile
> She keeps walking
Eventually...
> Chad snitched
> Got suspended 3 days because stupid Catholic School
> Scared to be scolded by parents
> AsLongAsYouGetGoodGrades.avi
> Dad was proud
> He kept training me for ages
...
> Dad died after fighting cancer for 4 years last November
>TFW Dad has always been my best friend.
>>29585461
That's sad man :/ But it's nice you had a good relationship with him and that he helped you stand up for yourself.
>One day in middle school, talk to cute girl
>We talk about anime and shit
>She seems to like me i guess
>Got to talk to her the next day
>Looks at me in disgust and tells me to go away
>After that day a rumor spread that I liked her, get bullied constantly
And that was my first experience with romance
No wonder Im here now
For Brits - Getting changed for PE in the classroom itself.
>>29585461
Wish I had that.
I was walked out on by my birth father and my stepfather of 23 years.
>>29585231
That first paragraph is trying so hard to be an opening narration of a TV show.
>>29581096
I picked doomsday theories and cults, the teacher got buttmad because she thought I was gonna spend 10 minutes shit talking religion. I actually did add some snide comments about Christianity into the paper I had to write just to piss her off but she wasn't there for the presentation. She chose not to be there for presentation day because people chose topics she didn't personally agree with like gay marriage and gun control.
>Be me
>grade 7
>Lunch time
>Chad decides he wants to ruin my day
>Comes up to me talking shit
>I just try to brush it off and ignore him
>He kicks it up a notch
>LosingMyCool.jpeg
>Suddenly he throws a banana peel at me
>Sperg rage unleashed
>In a fit of autistic fury I unleash my rage on you him In a flurry of fists and swearing
>Mfw he went to the bathroom crying and I got off Scott free
>Unfortunately I still had no friends
>>29581126
Are you literally me?
Oragano comentary
>>29581096
I did one in 12th grade about the lesser key of solomon and the goetic demon courts
I even wore a cloak and had lit candles
>>29581096
The making of Sta Wars
>Ideas before final product
>Sketches
>Equipment such as props, cameras, filmediting
>trivia about the making of the movie
>Got an A
Feels good man
>>29585623
>getting called a fag for wearing leggings
fuck you, I have a shitty immune system and I'm cold
>>29584426
was that the closest you ever got to losing your virginity?
>>29584688
don't play the fucking victim, you should be honoured that they take the time to be nice to you, you retard
>First day of classes, 9th grade
>In my physics class, teacher is doing the introduction talk
>Asks if any of us know a second language
>Me, half paying attention, believe he is asking us if we are taking a language class
>I raise my hand
>Asks what language
>German
>He starts talking at me in german
>Me, realizing my mistake and how it must have looked, shook my head in wide eyed horror and sink into my sea
>Still think about it 10 years later when im trying to fall asleep
>>29585185
pssh... nothing personnel... kid
origano kommentato
>>29585117
>tfw really smart girl pretends to be dumb in front of Stacy friends and decides not to study and get good grades and use her amazing intelligence that I saw when she was younger
>Eh, sucks for her. She'll sacrifice good grades and a good job all for school popularity
>Turns out getting a job is all about popularity and she probably got some amazing job using the speaking skills she picked up in return for abandoning her intelligence.
>>29585775
Eh at least you weren't the guy who wore briefs instead of boxers way later on in school life.
I had a huge crush on a goth girl all through highschool
I gave her a black rose on her birthday every year
She had a boyfriend all 4 years
>>29585834
was hat er gefragt von dir?
>>29584824
>Kid who is first of the year to get spots gets made fun of
>Kid who is first of the year to get facial hair is made fun of
>At the same time "Anon do you even have pubes yet?"
>N-No
>Get made fun of
It was like fucking lose/lose, you had to go through puberty at this perfect little pace and it couldn't be too early or too late.
>>29581096
I did mine on the history of atmospheric black/folk metal. I fucking got an A+ on it and found out that my teacher actually really liked Agalloch. Good stuff.
>>29585912
What did he ask me?
Did i get that right? its been years
>no penis inspection day stories
are you guys even American?
>That one group you were partnered with in a presentation that actually tried to include you and joked around with you and were nice to you and you had a great moment where you hung out at the library doing the presentation
>Do a great presentation, get amazing grades, talk about how we nailed it
>Everything back to normal after, never included in their group
Also
>That one group of kids in the class who you could actually hang out with and joke around with, but they were only in that one class
>When that class was finished you never saw them again.
>>29579728
god if only, men and women should literally switch for a few years
>Have one friend for 3 years of highschool
>Only friend. We hung out every single day
>Beginning of senior year he tells me he is gay and he loves me
>Im so fucking mad that the first and only person to tell me they love me is a man
>I go apeshit and beat the fuck out of him
>Leave him laying on the sidewalk outsode a 7/11
>Never talk to him again
>No friends for the rest of highschool and to this day.
>>29583252
I've told this story before but I'll tell it again
>9th grade gym class
>Gym coach walks up to me during the warm up and says "What's up, ugly?"
>Reply "That's not what your mom calls me"
>He stands really close while I'm trying to the stupid stretches and jumping jacks
>I shoo him away like a dog
>>29585697
I misread that as Scott ree
>beginning of 2nd grade
>new kid in class
>was a manlet then and probably now too
>huge glassds
>a friend and I said mean things to him
>sometimes others too
>a month later he vanishes
I think it was because we didn't "accept" him
I'm sorry
I didn't know
sometimes I remember this before sleep and get sad
>>29581096
Did mine on education in third Reich. Since I'm German, my teacher liked the idea of another chance to wallow in patriotic self-hatred. I actually listed quite a lot of perks and avoided the drawbacks. Got an A-, which was a lot in that course.
>Get locked in a closet with the weird kid who humps people
>Break the lock and kick the kid who did it so hard in the balls he gets testicular torsion
>be HS freshman
>Dating a 5/10 because it was the first time I've been asked out and she's cool enough lose my virginity to I guess
>On bus, my stop is approaching so I make my way down the aisle
>Legit frenemy sitting in front seat tries to push my buttons
>He's an asshole for sport when we're not being friendss; it's a weird weird relationship between us
>Whore
>Whore, whore, whore
>Anon's girlfriend is a whore
>Hey did you know anon's girlfriend is a whore?
>Buttons pushed
>I'm barely scraping manlet-tier for my age, which hides my strength well
>Grab him by the forehead
>The satisfaction of squeezing his temples between my pinky and thumb
>Smash the back of his skull through the bus window
>Bus falls dead fucking silent; I can hear the blood running in my veins
>Everyone stares, bus driver starts screaming at me
>Holy shit anon how could you do that who's going to pay to fix my bus rabble rabble
>Toss two hundreds onto her lap; I work for money, fucking children
>Everyone in the middle of their own personal wtf moment
>Recreational asshole whispers an "ow"
>Transaction complete
>Actually lets me off bus
>Never heard anything of it ever again
>Everyone on the bus silently terrified of me forever
>Ended up losing my virginity to her
>Because of this event every time we had sex I would engross myself in the rage of it.
>Tie a T-shirt over her head and ram the absolute piss out of herself
>Literally pisses herself in submission
>Dump her once she actually does become a whore; think I broke her
I'm beta as fuck nowadays. Sometimes I can't believe the things I did when I was a kid.
>>29582131
>oh hey anon! Its been some time.
>how are you? are your parents doing okay?
>group of friends are talking one morning
>r34 somehow becomes the topic
>they all mention how weird and gross it is to be seeing cartoon characters sexualized
>one even mentions the show your waifu was from
>tfw there isn't even that much of it, yet he just hit the nail on the head and called out the porn of your waifu
>>29579657
>That kid who was your friend out of pity because you didn't have any
>Every time he wasn't around and other people who knew him were they'd constantly tell you that's why he was your friend, how he didn't really like you, how he talked about you behind your back
I do appreciate his kindness, but at the same time it's not something I did again.
>>29586071
I feel like liberals are trying to make america as ashamed of itself as germany with all of this "apologize for slavery and indians" bullshit
>>29586083
>taking his fight with a bully into the bed with him so he can get off to it while abusing a girl he defended
You're mental.
>>29580766
is that your face??
kjbhdsifb
>>29586126
wat
Thats zach braff
>>29585019
>>couldn't hang out with the weebs cause I didn't watch anime
Now whos fault is that anon?
>>29581096
>that turbo autist that thought picking that was a good idea
You'd think if you're an outcast you'd become hyper aware, but apparently theres always that 1 kid who never understood anything
>>29584005
>I dont know
Even though I didn't like normalfags, I hated rats just as much who couldn't keep their mouths shut.
>>29584688
>that chad that was geniunly nice to you
>that chad that would acknoledge you and try to start a conversation
>that chad that said he liked me the most out of the autists
In another universe I might have been friends with him, he was the literal school captain/sport captain/whatever leading things
>>29585259
>have to do ww2 assignment
>dedicated multiple slides to hitler
I don't really miss any of it, neetdom is really the best way for robot
>8th grade
>in shop class
>doing written work because lazy substitute teacher
>im sitting alone at a desk by myself as usual
>literally everyone else is in small groups, even the loser kids
>dont really care, hate everyone anyway
>ass hat teacher makes it his mission to "help"
>sits down near me while everyone else is busy working and starts acting sympathic and shit asking me why ive got no one to sit with
>just grunt a couple times and say "i dont know" or "i dunno"
>he says "ok"
>gets up and walks away
>a min or two later he yells at me and says "RIGHT ANON, GET OVER TO THAT DESK NOW, I SAW WHAT YOU DID" or some shit like that
>basically pretending to the whole class i was in trouble so id have a reason to move to a desk with normies and be social
>sits me at a desk with my crush and some other fat tits italian roastie and two beta male try hard thads and brads
>they all look at me weirdly
>get embarrassed as fuck because i figure everyone in the class room knows what was really going on except for the dumb fuck teacher
at least he tried i guess. i never asked for it though. i preferred being alone.
>>29585938
I think you did, but it's also been years for me.
(I'm not the anon you talked to.)
>>29585952
No.
Still had a PID though but not worth a story.
>>29586122
>so **we can get off
>You're mental
ya
>>29579657
>teacher assigens group work
>classroom bitchs friends all gone
>shes complaining up a storm on how she doesnt want to work alone
>why dont you work with anon he doesnt have a group
>she says never mind and sits back down
>>29586176
another one
>ugly failed normie who lost his dad goes around telling every girl in my year level I have "abs" while im away for a few days cus sick
>he vents his butthurt at me all year because his dad was a cuck and smoked himself to death yet he was too much of a bitch to fight me so he'd go around behind my back and do under-handed shit all the time
>come back to school
>suddenly every girl wants to see my abs
>put it off as much as i can and avoid it at all cost
>truth never comes out i didnt really have abs
doesn't seem so bad when i green text it but it was nerve wrecking at the time for my 13 year old Asperger brain
and another one
>same faggot again plus a couple other faggots decide to play a "trick" on me with this other massive slut liverpool roastie
>she pretends shes into me for a couple weeks
>am too beta, autistic and scared to approach her
>build up some courage one day and go to talk to her
>say hi, meg
>walk away (i didnt realize how stupid this was at the time due to my sperg syndrome)
>laughingslut.jpeg behind my back as im walking away
>feelsbadman
>slut starts messaging me on MSN and asking me to meet up with her at this place to go see a movie
>i aint fallin for that shit
>pleads and begs me
>i know full well theres gonna be chads there waiting to try and beat me up
>just ignore her and let it go
>they get bored eventually
>week later one of the faggot chads says to me "you know she didn't really like you, right"
>"yes, i did know actually"
>he laughs and walks away
whatever.
i had the last laugh in the end because I got swole as fuck once I went through my puberty changes and everyone became scared of me soon as I got a reputation for beating people up
>>29586240
>defends a girl from being called a whore
>she behaves like a complete whore
>and enjoys being abused.
I'm pretty sure she must of been wet when the bully called her a "whore" infront of everybody.
What trash.
>>29586255
another story but this one is kind of funny but annoying at the same time
>see ugly dweeb kid getting beaten up by ultra chad
>i assume this dweeb is free pickings and i can beat him up too
>i break his nose and kick the shit out of him a few times during recces
>all the pain from the bullying id recived suddenly seemed to vanish when i was violent toward someone
>feltgoodman
>get suspended for a few days
>come back to school
>suddenly all the people that bullied this dweeb kid join up with him and turn on me like animals
>wtf man
apparently normie bullies dont like it when you beat up their victims.
>>29586300
>>29586255
>>29586176
had a lotta giggles and laffs in high school but thinking back on it, i realize how close i came to going postal on normans. it still effects me to this day. i really hate the fact i became a bully too in the end to make up for what happened to me.
didnt help much either my own dad was my biggest life long bully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on1kk_rMyME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ4IRzwi_Gg
>be me, circa 14 years old
>group of at least 10 people from school was standing in front of our house
>they were mostly my classmates who were just making fun of me and some of them were just their friends
>a half of them was visibly laughing when the one guy literally asks me to go out with them
>I get pissed because I see that this is a joke, they weren't my friends and I didn't have any friends to begin with (hence they made fun of me by inviting me to go out with them, normally they just make fun of me at school)
>I refuse, my mother hears me and start yelling at me NO ONE WILL BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU DON'T SOCIALIZE WITH THEM
>they hear it, literally all of them are laughing as hell now
>I close the door, can see them laughing and they eventually walk off
>my mother gets angry at me and gives me a lecture how I should socialize with them
>implying I wasn't trying to do so all these years at school
>events like this one reminds me how much of a loser I was (or still am..)
>>29579657
>Be me in Pubic Speaking class
>"Okay everyone find a partner" said the professor
>The entire room is grouped together in less than five seconds.
>I am all alone.
>"It's okay anon, you can sit out on this one." said the professor
>I walk out of the classroom and dropout of community college.
I fucking hate normies.
>>29586375
>NO ONE WILL BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU DON'T SOCIALIZE WITH THEM
why are parents so retarded? i hear all the time how autist dont have empathy yet normies seem to lack it as well.
>>29586259
She never knew this happened
Thanks for the (You)
>>29586410
They were just angry that I don't have any friends and somehow couldn't comprehend that it was a cruel joke and they actually didn't want me to hang out with me.... All the parents are sad if their kid don't fit in the group but forcing your child to socialize with someone that hates them is just stupid
Primary school was a living hell
>>29586375
>>my mother gets angry at me and gives me a lecture how I should socialize with them
>>implying I wasn't trying to do so all these years at school
This shit is the worst. My father made me live on campus at college in an attempt to force me to, and still lectures me about it. I just can't make friends otherwise I would have after being in an environment constantly surrounded with other people 24/7.
>watching "Die Welle" in class
>at the end of the movie some outcast kid shoots himself
>everyone looks at me and some guy asks if i plan to do the same
>be junior high
>small for my age
>hangin out in math classroom during free time
>ginger redneck a grade up comes in. Starts braggi about how tough he is.
>"my parents gave me a wooden pacifier to make me tough"
>say thats gay
>he starts chasing me around classroom
>finally catches me and puts me in an armlock and bends me over he table (no homo)
>tells me to apologise or hell break my arm
>say fuck no
>says "do it!"
>repeat this a few times with him putting more pressure on
>do not relent
>finally guy i hang out with who would also bully me sometimes says just let him go man
>he releases me
>i try to laugh it off while tears comming out of my eyes
>crazy ginger redneck ends up getting expelled a few years later after i went to HS because someone found his book of people to kill
I was pretty stubborn as a kid even thhough i cried easily
>>29585889
I am so fucking sorry anon, I really am.
>>29582131
What makes it even worse is when their life is pretty much perfect while you still have nightmares over the shit that happened.
>>29583771
Did you end up doing anything with arts?
>>29583252
>"Why are y'all so weird?"
>"Because we can"
>>29584426
>"hey where are you going, pizzaface"
>"you should not try to insult others, hamplanet"
holy shit
>>29586410
Normies only have empathy if you're like them. Stray away from the norm and they can't wrap their heads around it.
>>29583252
>8th grade
>couple of cunts bullying me
>like would not stop trying to fuck with me constantly
>teachers let them get away with this shit
>year and a half later
>In the art room, they're being cunts again
>finally just fucking snap
>shove the ringleader chad, he falls on his ass
>flip a fucking table at him
>table had a broken, sharp leg
>leg almost went through his fucking head
>chad literally fucking wets himself
>everyone giving me shit 'hurr you almost killed him'
>stacey gets up in my face because I hurt poor chad
>punch her in the face and storm the fuck off
>get suspended for a week
>no-one bullied me after that, just ignored me
All in all 7/10. The only good parts of school was the bro as fuck old science teacher and the few times I got to perv on the cute girls in the class (They were both super short and flatchested, 'muh loli body type'. Total bogan trash though.)
>Go for years with bullying both physical and mental
>Something happens in class one day, I think Chad stole Staceys pencil case
>There's a pact to get me into trouble
>They tell teacher I did it
>"Anon, did you take her case"
>Protest my innocence
>"Anon one last chance to admit it"
>Actually feel something inside me happen and I just close down and say "sorry, I cannot answer that question sir"
>Get taken to principals office where I am questioned and I say the same thing to whatever I am asked
>Get sent to the counciler where it's the same deal
>Get sent home early
>Spent hours standing on a bridge over a motorway watching the cars heading north and wishing I could just head with them to a new life
>Also thought about throwing myself off
>>29584688
>Chad pretends to be nice to me whenever his friends are picking on me
>Chad gets massive praise for it multiple times by whole grade
>People called him their rolemodel for sticking up for me even though those same people picked on me
>Same Chad has hit me over the back of the head multiple times and poured coke all over me
>I've even seen screenshots of him calling me a faggot
>Whenever I called him out on being fake nice I'm the one who's in the wrong
>He's the good guy
I don't know why these people are praised for legit being actual fucking cunts. Anyone who ever stuck up for me had a hidden agenda and would always pick on me later. No one even knew my name, they all just called me whatever was the new buzzword for the week was, it was the stupidest shit too. Glad I never have to see any of them ever again.
>>29585668
>She chose not to be there for presentation day because people chose topics she didn't personally agree with like gay marriage and gun control.
wow
>>29584972
>GET OUT THE CAR
>THIS AIN'T A PAR
>DRAAAPES
>GET OUT THE CAR
>>29580113
>stand behind them, doing nothing but staring blankly at whatever work they were doing
This hits home. The number of groups I've been in where people probably think I'm a useless leech is countless because of this.
>>29585912
cmon nigga it's 'was hat er dir gefragt?'
Perfect tense verbs are at the end of the sentence
Using the dative 'dir' implies 'of you' not 'you' so the 'von' is redundant
t.Americans
>>29581074
Underrated post
Certified by Captain Full Frontal Of Neo Zeon FOR SUPER
ORIGANO
>>29587541
its stunning how difficult the german language is
like why does every single word have gender
and the shits like:
der die das die
den die das die
dem der dem den
des der des der
I had to memorize and I still fuck it up sometimes
despite this I think german is the most beautiful languageafter Hungarian
>>29584551
I know this feeling too well.
they only want to group with you when they can actually get something out of it
>>29579657
>tfw I was the cyborg who knew how to contain his autism and make friends (only to not look like an autist, I like to be by myself)
>always helped that 1 robot in every class out
>saw a robot sitting alone, I left my normie friends to sit with him
>a robot is alone somewhere I always was there to try to help the robot
>always found some nerdy friends for those robots to hang out with since I was quite popular even though I never wanted to be
Hopefully I made some of you robots more happy. I hated school, glad I'm out of that prison.
>>29587796
>out of that prison
now you are in wage slavery
is it any better?
>>29587891
I'm currently """""looking for a job"""""
Though I realize I can't drag it on forever.
So I'm a future wageslave, pretty sure it won't be better. Right now I'm just enjoying the ride to the new prison.
>>29581312
Exactly. So let's ban guns so that these poor souls don't even have that outlet anymore. I'm sure that will permanently solve the problem, yes sir. I don't foresee these people coming up with more creative ways to kill all the normies. Not at all.
>>29580359
>>29580953
I shat myself when I was 6 because my teacher refused to let me go to the toilet when I asked 4 times because there was only 30 minutes of school left.
Needless to say all I got out of it was a quick pass to being even more alienated than I already was.
Fat guy from germany reporting in.
>First 7 years of school where pretty hellish. (you do 13 years here)
>Getting bullied for beeing fat and mediocre grades.
>only good memory: Some beta chad tried to bully me, i smashed him against a wall and he started crying. Teachers actually punished him.
>Suddenly: Puberty hits. Stop hanging out with the "chads" who ended up leaving to worse schools.
>For 2-3 years reach a sweet spot where i chill with a group of normies who where pretty low in the social hierarchy but did their own thing. Best years of my life.avi.
>Sweet virgin girls, nice dudes all where somewhat nerdy but normal enough to learn.
>Actually get a gf.
>Last 3 years.
>Starting to hang out with other people, starting to think i am too good for my old group.
>Grades explode, become one of the smart kids.
>Getting friends with all the social groups, stoners, normies,nerds etc.
>universally liked ecept for my old group, i loose touch with them
>last 3 years are a blast though, no gf anymore but universally liked (even was a teachers pet without people hating on me, was the only person that was never fucked when using a cell in class)
>graduate, waste 3 years of my life in stoner hell
>just now starting to get my life back on track, studying law now
>meet old qt from my old group of friends
>still hot, we really enjoy catching up, always had the hots for her
>she has a bf i have a gf
>should have just stick with my horses desu
Who here /presentationanxiety/?
Literally shaking and stuttering, glancing at the door and considering just running out, everyone staring at you
>>29581521
This was one of my biggest fears, luckily I made it through without it ever happening
>>29588374
I too have /madeupmentalillness/, sometimes I think it would be better if I were a cabbage
>>29580112
Jesus, how can you be such a fucking beta. Seriously though, saying no is that hard?
>>29588374
Ask your doctor for propropranol, it'll help with those physical effects.
>>29584366
:(
thisisoriginalfuckyourobot
>>29583098
They don't hate you. They just don't care. I can feel this feel too, man
>>29585775
Holy shit I thought I was the only who did this
>>29588475
What the fuck man? I never claimed it to be an actual illness, it's just like some people say they have performance anxiety before singing, or something
>>29583252
>walking to store during lunch with my loser friends
>happen to be walking some distance behind chad kids
>here one of them mention that we're following them, like we're tag alongs
>say "we're not following you, fucking asshole" loudly
>awkward silence the whole time as our groups wait in line to pay for shit
>asshole later tries to harass me with friend group later on
>call him out on his bullshit again, threaten violence
>assholes friends fold, not wanting any trouble. he wisely does the same.
>next day suddenly treating me with respect
gadoy
>>29581074
Jesus fuck my sides are in orbit
P
>>29583345
kys homeslice
>>29589231
I don't understand these kind of stories. Are you guys liked ripped betas or something?
>>29582396
i was the musical version of your story
>be me in high school
>ginger nerd kid who rarely speaks
>one day some fag brings an acoustic guitar to school to impress stacies
>mfw he only plays basic chord progressions
>tfw stacies dont know this and they are all impressed
>10th grade
>school is holding up a singing contest
>mytimeisnow.jpg
>my band is gonna play
>we dress up like a legit metal band
>everyone points and laughs
>our turn
> we go on stage,i can hear subtle chuckles
>we start playing
>we nail it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_WZkCgeXWk
>people in total awe
>we dont win the contest but who gives a shit
>from that point on me and my friends were not quiet nerds anymore
>we are the cool metal kids
Atleast mine had a happy ending but i never had a gf because of depression.Nobody cared who i was untill i picked up the guitar.
>>29587541
It's "Was hat er dich gefragt" you mouthbreathing retard
You should check out the movie snow on the bluff. And try to decipher poor black american's english.
