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94
Certified by the Bureau of Originality
>kissed horizontally
What the fuck is that?
>>29578426
>88
the drug and mastrubation questions got me
>67
What does this mean in an original way
>>29578426
78
what is horizontal kissing, I'm curious now
90
>>29578555
Masturbating and alcohol ones got me.
I got 30.
I guess I'm not pure. Lol.
>>29578613
get out right now you human trash
>>29578500
>>29578599
to kiss someone while horizontal? like about to sex but not? I got 87, but is dropping soon. Also, checked
You're not a robot if you're under 90
>90 club reporting in
>>29578555
got an 88 as well, only thing i checked were the masturbation and police/crime boxes
90% This is depressing you need to be 100% pure to get wizard powers. Might as well kill myself now not pure enough to be a wizard and too pure to have had a fun life.
>>29578426
44
Comment made with 100% USDA choice original beef
>>29578426
Im not taking your shitty purity test but I can tell you that I am voting for a man who is a (((True Conservative))) and stands up for traditional values!
#TrustTED
>>29578606
>>29578724
Same for me Masturbation, weed and alcohol
>>29578693
It is possible to get like 80 while still being kv
>84 reporting in
>>29578426
94 purity
I got 83 points. I never leave my house so only online girls like me.
>>29578715
>>29578768
>>29578606
common theme
>>29578426
85
>tfw recovering heroin addict who is also KHHV
> 20
It's been a good life.
Fucking normies on this board. If you are under 90 you deserve death.
35rooo get out normo
>>29578715
I got the police called on me because I went over to some guys house for the first time and his brother thought I was braking into his house so he call the pigs
>Danced without leaving room for Jesus?
what
>Holy shit I'm more of a degenerate than I realized.
>>29578910
I was wonder about this as well, I never really dance so I didnt check it.
>>29578426
I got a 12.
>>29578426
61
everything i did was in under 2 days with one person have never done anything since
>>29578961
Ok Chad get the fuck off my board
17.
Slept with about 30 women, had two relationships, and was adjudicated guilty of a couple felonies when I was 15. Now I'm not going to medical school, but hey - it's been a good run.
>>29578910
>>29578957
dancing while being very close to eachother
>>29578426
I got a 34. To be fair, I'm on the cusp of turning 30 and have done a lot of the romantic/sexual stuff only once or twice.
>>29578910
It was an old timey thing that when you danced (at school say) you left a few inches between you and your partner "for Jesus"
I got 59, I'm a good boy but I sure do love sex.
wewicus laddius
I got an 8:
Only ones I didn't check off:
Kissed for more than two hours consecutively?
Cheated on a significant other during a relationship?
?
Joined the mile high club?
Had a STI?
Attended an orgy?
Committed an act of incest?
Engaged in bestiality?
>>29578957
It means holding the other person really close to your to be initmate
How'd I do boys?
>>29578426
I got a 19. Feels good honestly.
>>29579062
Just FYI to everyone, but I think the ? one is meant to ask if you have ever done a 69, since it was question 69.
>>29578873
It's gotta suck that normies can read and post on your board.
Dunno maybe cry about it and hit the gym, then go get some digits at the bar?
46
Am I still a robot?
>>29578886
I was caught jerking it in a friend's bedroom during her 12th birthday. She was giving me signs so I thought the best thing was to show her my dick. Long story short her ultra-conservative dad walked in, almost shot me, got arrested, lost all my friends, and got my ass beat a lot and spit on by students and teachers.
I know I deserved some punishment, but I was just a stupid 47 year old man. Shit still pisses me off today.
>>29579069
59 master race reporting in
wewicus laddius
>>29579077
OH
That's kind of clever
Then I got a 7
most of this stuff is pretty basic, I basically ticked everything that wasnt orgy, bestiality or crime related
>>29579087
>46
>Am I still a robot?
Are you now or have you ever killed squishy humans with your robot pincers?
Goddamn masturbation.
>100 = Wizard
>90 = Robot
>80 = /b/tard
>70-10 = Normal Fag
>10 and below = Chad
>
>>29579108
the bigotry is real
>>29579152
You'd have to check off a bunch of that nasty ass shit like beastiality only 4chan memers do, dipshit
>>29578426
Someone needs to remake this so that things are actually weighted properly. Everything shouldn't all be one point
32
Is that good?
>>29579075
Absolutely degenerate
>>29578426
92
dfbdbdbdfb
is this original enough for you?
>>29579108
Wow what the fuck is wrong with those people, I mean she was making advances right? Fuck this matriarchal society
>>29579169
I got a 7 without the really nasty shit.
I'd really like to join the mile high club but airplane bathrooms are just so disgusting and I'm worried about some 9/11 law I don't know about. I have had sex in the elevator at the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, though. And I fingered my wife in the smallest of the 3 great pyramids at Giza.
I'm not too pure.
>>29578693
89 rounds up right?
>>29578831
me a plus one on that
>>29578873
senpai, calm down. like you, i too just skipped over all of the questions starting with
>had sexual intercourse
>>29578426
90
Alcohol/Masturbation ones got me.
18. Fuck I guess this means I'm a Chad
>>29579152
This is the ultimate Chad score
97 reporting in.
Feels great.
95 - almost wizard too
>>29579369
what did you check?
95.
Just two more years to wizardry.
we all know the meme of the people that look innocent but aren't
far less common is the reverse.
>>29579509
what did you even check?
>>29579538
>Masturbated?
>Masturbated to a picture or video?
>Seen or read pornographic material?
>Had or given "blue balls"? (gave to self)
>Been sent to the office of a principal, dean or judicial affairs representative for a disciplinary infraction?
nobody suspects the freaky metal dude with a sense of humor that sounds stoned to most.
>93
I need to[ spoiler]originally[/spoiler] kill myself
>>29579632
Are you me? Like seriously, you're 100% me.
>>29579632
Exactly the same as me, but I also had:
>Ingested alcohol in a non-religious context?
>>29579723
probably
"our kind" seems to not even remotely exist in real life but are rather abundant here.
black metal and lovecraft are quite popular on r9k
>95
>masturbation
>tried weed once
>urinated in public when I was a kid
>>29579765
I didn't count the sip thing my parents made me did because I don't have autismI actually do have autism
>>29578578
>>29578613
>>29578740
>>29578872
>>29578877
>>29578935
>>29578961
>>29578972
>>29578996
>>29579027
>>29579039
>>29579062
>>29579069
>>29579075
>>29579087
>>29579110
>>29579113
>>29579115
>>29579194
>>29579231
>>29579281
>>29579295
I need to disinfect my screen after reading these posts.
filthy dumb normie scum
Kek has blessed me with a score of 33. Does this mean I'm not going to Shangri-Pepe?
93
seems about right
oreganopure
16.
No threesome, orgy, been watched, voyeurism, crimes, incest, beastiality or kissed someone for more than 2 hours.
Got the clap once, that sucked.
>>29578613
Same and I'm still a NEET
>>29578426
94 points and answered honestly.
The only ones I ticked were masturbation desu.
45
orangutan cement
>The ? Question
58 btw
OH 69. Lower than 58 then.
what an 86 mean?
>>29580056
You're a drunk masturbator.
I got a 97.
96
eto originalno blyat
>>29578426
But I just turned 18...
Origami
>>29580056
means you need to gtfo out normie
anything below 90 is normie tier
36
what did they mean by this
bloxclub
95
ORIGINALLY CHECK EM
77, and i somehow wish it was higher and lower
44
i need to get out an live more if thats the worst i cam do
so.. I guess I'm the ultimate robot?
I only checked 3 items or so
if you are reading this you fucking faggot, I want you to take the purity test and show me your score
>>29580260
s-stop bullying me already I only lurk
Is this score bad?
>>29580284
post it
oreganofaggot
>>29580284
oh shut up you fucking idiot
>>29578426
Is this some fanatical religious test? funny
>>29580317
>>29580328
I d-don't appreciate this at all
would you stop please
you're making me feel bad again
It feels good not being a degenerate
>>29578426
>http://ricepuritytest.com/
Your score:
49
>69- ?
what did he mean by this
>>29578426
96
Why have I been dealt this hand?
>>29580260
72 senpai origialio
>>29580581
You are the impurestest
>>29580615
No, question 69.
you should get extra credit or some shit the older you are, not the same shit to remain pure at 30 than 20
still waiting for those results faggot
>>29580581
Have you done the sexual position commonly called 69?
I got a 7 and proud
Original commenti
>>29580613
C- guess you pass but just barely.
> 94
So because I jerk it regularly, and because some redneck nutcase called the cops on me on prom night, I get this score.
>>29579152
I'm actually a robot? This scale can't be right. I'm a cyborg or weird normie on most scales.
>>29578426
oh god I remember taking this test months ago...
I got a 100
all my friends were there too...
I thought since I browse 4chan for a long time I would get the lowest score and be consider cool or edgy or something like that...i'm 18 now but took it while I was 17 months ago not sure if that matters or not
>>29580638
do dakis count?
>>29579152
>>100 = Wizard
I'm 18 and I got this score....
should I end it now?;-;
48
Seems like I'm pretty average
>>29580776
I'm not even sure what that is.
I got a 96, so that isn't so surprising
88
Erping and fapping
>>29578426
I swear I was expecting a 70 at least.
Knew I was a sexual degenerate, I just didn't know to what extent
63. Guess I don't belong here. However, browsing 4chan and deluding your worldview with memes is the ultimate sign of non-purity.
69, a month or so where me and a friend refused to admit we were attracted to each other and played a series of truth-or-dare games overnight
>>29582566
how did you answer 69
>>29582631
Ironically, we didn't 69
He wasn't as interested as I was in having genitals in his face
I gave a lot of blowjobs though
If only this was the percentile my income is at. Seeing all these low scores makes me feel that I don't belong.
Your score: 77
Alcohol/Masturbation and a sorta girlfriend I had in grade 7 kissed me on the lips once
>>29578426
81 niggaaaaas
Monseiur Commento Originale
>>29578426
I got 88, because of alcohol and masturbation
96
I am a robot
originalcommentoriginalcomment
>69. ?
made me laugh
mostly because of masturbation and drugs, also in hs I dated a girl for like a week and we made out a lot, she even made the first move for us to date, too bad I fucked up
>>29578426
Done a lot of things except PiV
>>29584278
>mostly because of masturbation and drugs, also in hs I dated a girl for like a week and we made out a lot, she even made the first move for us to date, too bad I fucked up
this is me and i got the exact same score.
Alcohol and masturbation. Would have checked "held hands" but it wasn't really romantic. I want to die.
>>29582666
That's fucking gay m8
>>29578693
I'm anally angry that I don't have the highest score of either ends. I'm in the middle.
Neither fully pure bot nor a full normal sexer fag.
I want off this sex toucher ride.
95 you dumb fucking fucking get off my board.
Apparently smoking weed gave me a high score still?
23
thanks heroin and hoeing
>>29584492
>weed is devils lettuce
>lettuce is vegetable
>vegetable is good
>Satan is bad
>bad and good cancel
>smoking weed is a neutral action
28
i thought i was good :/
FIFTY THREE
FUCK THE BOT
Only 90+ allowed on this board.
>74
The drug, masturbation, and crime ones got me
>>29584652
Doing shit like buying Tengas, getting my ass groped, vandalizing bathroom walls, getting suspended, getting the cops called on me, and masturbating in bathroom stalls puts me at 86.
Kill me now.
Oregano comma
90
Ginali
>>29578426
These questions make me feel uncomfortable
Where are my /92/ bros at?
>95
Sorry wizards of the world. I failed you.
>>29578426
82
>>29578555
Nobody's pointed it out so I'm going to; Nice Trips.
I need jesus in my life
89
Demn m8
prayed to Buddha, to Allah, and Jim
I turned to Jesus and stayed there with him
I fell in deep but I learned how to swim
Now there's no one who's cleaner than me or than him
47, not sure what that means
>>29578724
Got a 95% FML mane
>>29578847
I thought druggies like you fucked around
>51
I know I'm a failed normie, plz don't mix me in with the trolls and chads
brb gonna fucking end it now
goml up plebs :-)
>tfw only got masturbated and seen or read pornographic material
>98
>If you uncheck seen or read pornographic material and leave only masturbated checked you get 99
I c-call b-bullshit.
>60
No drugs, zero criminal acts, zero slutting around (never had nor interest in sex outside relationship), no degenerate sex, nor anything outside the actual bedroom.
Having a gf since a few months is what added all those points.
Still beats being a drug addicted felon or a slut though.
Also,
>Danced without leaving room for Jesus?
Proper ballroom dancing does not allow for several inches of space in between for Jesus, not if you use proper form while dancing.
>>29584492
Its not as edgy as you think it is
I'm sorry senpai, I've failed you
http://prntscr.com/bm2cfb
>>29585300
If you're so dirty show us your butthole and prove it!
>>29578693
so if I've been drunk, masturbated myself in every way and been arrested for a crime I am a normie?
>>29578693
Nah you're the average cuck if you're not below 10
cum at me you fucking cunt I'm going to bull u boy cum her Jamal got sumfin good for your pretty little boy hole
>>29578426
Not surprised really.
I was destined for wizardry anyways, I even knew I was different back then.
92. I sure hope I get to fucc a fish slit one day.
Anyone else here got 99?
>90
i want to have sex. at least once
>95
well at least I'm not a complete degenerate
Got 35.
what the fuck is with all the sub 90 scores
96 here
92.
Only need to fix some shit and i will hit 100.
>>29578426
98.
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
42, honestly expected mid 60s
94
I swear I had 95 last time I took this test, not sure whats changed
>>29578426
i got 97
>masturbated
>masturbated to pic/video
>seen or read pornographic material
i'm 20
21 lmao, what is the context this is meant to be used in?
89
Ive had cam sex with girls online and shared naked photos, gotten drunk, and masturbate quite a lot.
>>29585566
How did you even get 99? There's
>Masturbated
>Masturbaed to a picture or video
These two put you to 98 at least, then there's one where you've looked at or read anything sexual which puts you at 97
96
tfw never even been drunk and im 21
>>29585895
You can get below 90 if you've Masturbaed, watched porn, done drugs and had trouble with the police
so what the fuck does 1 mean and what does 100 mean
like what is the difference i dont understand.
i got 69
>hurr durr 69
93
Certified origano by Captain Char Aznable of Neo Zeon
>>29578961
Anon no ecchi
98 here. Get below 80 and your'e not a robot.
>>29586420
if you are in the 90s your are probably not even passed 21
Purity is overrated
>>29586535
are you saying that aging ensures having sex and finding love? I am indeed younger than 21, but I definitely don't see myself having a relationship in 2 years.
Me and my girl did this together one time. I got 7, she got 8.
But we didn't show each other the completed questionaires. Only the scores and then we tried to work eachothers out.
That was eye opening, she only got one more than me, yet I knew she had never been arrested or handcuffed or any of those ones because her job checks criminal records pretty thoroughly.
That means she did like 2 things that I didn't do. And I felt like I only left off the fucked up things like incest and beast...
Women. Not even once.
>>29586535
im 24 and got 92
Fuck off normie faggot.
Ok 69 got a kek out of me
Is this bad?
In the original post sense.
>>29580718
>prom
>thinking you can be a robot
>>29586237
Only the third one but that's accidentally
>Got 96
Fucking kill me senpai
>>29578426
95
And I'm a college student.
>>29578426
83 senpai
just fuck my shit up, oregano
>>29578426
Don't drink or do drugs, masturbating is my only sin.
Original post for an original robot
>>29578426
83
just fuck my shit up famalamadingdong
oreganolongo
>95
A pure girl is cute.
A pure guy is a loser.
>Masturbated
>Masturbated to picture or video
>Seen or read pornographic material?
Other than those 3, pure as fuck
>>29578693
>tfw 89
g dddddddd
>that feel when 95
>that feel when not the purest
I don't deserve to exist
56.
Bretty darn good
I got 64
I'm 19 btw
21 female here.
Got 88, which I feel is fairly good but I am too far gone to be as pure as I would like to be. Sad times.
>50
If you haven't given up and started doing drugs and hookers, You aren't a robot or are still too young to have abandoned all hope.
31 here, me and my gf have done a lot of weird shit haha
19/m
>33
ticked none of the crime related boxes...
feelskindabadman?
>>29585248
>incest
>beastiality
69
kek
didnt even tick 69.
19
Oh the irony
Roberto
>>29586400
The higher the number, the more robot/pure you are.
The lower the number, the more of a slut you are
60, have had sex once with a drunk girl who got walked in on by her boyfriend and cried rape the next day, also a nicotine addict and used smoke weed but stopped due to panic attacks
>>29578426
92
Masturbation and the fucking police questions got me
I've been arrested more times than I've kissed someone.
Fuck this gay earth
>>29578426
>38
Holy moly i'm a normie
96.
Only ones I checked were
>Masturbated?
>Masturbated to a picture or video?
>Masturbated with an inanimate object?
>Seen or read pornographic material?
>tfw still a forever alone fembot ;_;
I honestly thought it'd be higher.
But to be fair I am a 23 year old female so its probably an average score...
68 here... never had sex but I've hit third base once or twice. Lots of drugs too.
>>29587647
I actually marked those off. Fuck your judgement son.
>>29588450
>>29588549
This is what it is mane
Alright. With entire originality boyz
93
d-degenerates the rest of y-you
;__;
>>29579195
>>29579139
>>29579262
>>29579509
>>29579674
>>29579814
>>29579958
>>29580013
>>29580073
>>29580078
>>29580144
>>29580598
>>29580822
>>29583528
>>29584255
>>29584352
>>29584429
>>29584652
>>29584796
>>29584797
>>29584845
>>29584883
>>29585033
>>29585457
>>29585552
>>29585566
>>29585684
>>29585723
>>29585895
>>29585916
>>29585955
>>29585996
>>29586285
>>29586401
>>29586420
>>29586836
>>29587132
>>29587180
>>29587218
>>29587221
>>29587287
>>29587302
>>29587367
>>29587876
>>29587946
I kindly request that one of you be my gf.
Thank you for the originality
Fucking robot why did you even come back?
You've haven't improved the quality of this board at all
>>29587442
Why are you too far gone ?
Would you like to exchange contact information?
>>29588856
they're ALL guys btw
Lol, 21.
>>29588856
>implying we high-scoring people are girls
>>29588872
One of them has to be a girl, right ?
>>29588885
Don't hold out on me
42
>mfw never been in a relationship
>>29588853
Are you a girl?
If you are, would you like to exchange contact information?
98 here! Masturbated and have seen/read lewd material! I'm a fucking loser.
>>29588967
You're not s loser!
You're my future gf!
>>29578426
99.
Only one that got me is having seen pornographic material.
>>29588872
>>29587946
Is a girloriginalality
>>29589007
>implying you wouldn't want some qt Stacy with sexual experience
I-I don't even know how to be sexy, anon.
>16
Lmfaooooo
Posting second half in a second.
>>29589059
>>29589059
Checkum on this degeneracy score tho
I got 16 for a reason dawg
15.
Still feel like I'm missing out on a lot.
Wait should the score be low or high? I'm confused.
>>29578996
Scored 15. We sound pretty similar. Except the felonies. I am going to medical school in the future.
I'd advise you to look into being a firefighter, EMT or joining the Army medical corps if you're in the US. There's lots of ways certain felonies can be cleaned up if you become useful to the government and want to pursue higher education.
90
Am I cuck or something?
>>29589013
So you don't masturbate?
>>29589033
No, I don't want Stacy!
Stacy's are legitimately frightening.
>I-I don't even know how to be sexy, anon
That's a plus if anything. I don't want to jump into sex for a long time. I'd rather just cuddle and get to know each other.
You can even meet my cat!
>>29587946
>>29589024
For the love of KEK, pls be my gf.
Please.
At least give contact?
>>29589196
You're a cuck in luck who don't give a fuck about big bucks or busting nuts in a tux.
18. Am I the most unpure?
>>29589214
Don't degrade yourself to begging. I'll just cuck you with her while you watch. And I won't even be happy about it. I'll do it because it's the will of nature, of Chad and of Allah. Pic related.
>>29589199
Nope. Never had the urge to.
>>29578426
89
I would have gotten 90 if I didn't vandalize in my younger days.
>>29579115
you don't belong here jjjjolhikn
>>29589271
Be my gf pls
Don't cuck me filter, I swear it's original
>>29589327
She can't be your gf because she's going to be mine .
Maybe next time, bud
Got 96. More or less what I expected.
82
Weed, alcohol, masturbation, and crime
>>29589327
But what if I'm a dude?
>>29589352
I'll fuck your tight boi-pussy if you have a feminine penis and good hygiene. You have to call me daddy and Wear nice panties though.
>>29589352
That'll work too famalan, be my but instead pls
>>29589203
>>29589203
I would love to meet your cat! I don't believe in sex being fast-paced either! It's a plus that you don't want Stacy... b-because I have some pretty bad social anxiety, anon. But maybe, just maybe, we can meet one day. And if we do, I'll cook for you!
>>29589385
Be my bf*
>>29589373
Fuck off he's mine. Also,
>talking about fucking in a purity thread
>>29589392
You're almost too cute to be real.
Do you have steam or Skype? Some way I can contact you?
93
well at least death by sti seems unlikely
55
Could have ticked more with looser interpretation.
>95
Checked 17,18,21,22, 27
92
Masturbation bruh.
>>29589373
>>29589398
Well I'm not, it was just a what-if.
But I have to agree, lewd things do not belong in a purity thread. Hugs and headpats only!!
>>29589806
So you're a girl??
Please be my gf
Please
>>29589510
Skype! I have a throwaway e-mail, I hope you're still in the thread!! If you are, my throwaway is [email protected] ! You can get my Skype from there!
>>29589806
>likes Headpats and hugs
You must be my gf I'll headpat and hug you all day
>>29589825
Anon go away she's mine I replied first
>>29589877
I was the one who made the gigantic reply to like 40 people
I talked to her first
Buzz off m8
>>29589881
You're just angry that she agreed with me anon, face it I have a gf now
>>29589876
I'll email you ASAP
oregano
I've only ever masturbated by myself. 97
What am i ? Why is everyone getting 30 and 40? I thought we were all robots here.
>>29589980
>tfw I'm more of a robot than this board and I just browse here for fun
>home
Board is /g/
>>29590073
No shit
/g/ is full of linux loving neckbeards
Fuck off, faggot
Virgin here, 66. Would've been a lot lower but the various sex questions kinda raised my score a lot
>>29590119
Fuck you anon I can be here too faggot you fuck off
I bet you don't even run Gentoo
>>29589825
Wait... what's wrong with girls masturbating?
>>29590289
I run windows 10 and use internet explorer
>>29590376
Means they've ruined their sensitivity.
Girls who use tampons are also not virgins.
96. That's an A!
>57
I've dropped 10 points in about 6 months, here's to more I guess
>>29578693
95 reporting in
i agree with what you have said
Most of the sex questions was with 1 girl
>>29578693
>tfw 91
I only checked the masturbation one and alcohol, KHHV here
94
100% virgin still at 28
>>29591372
I had sex this morning
do you live with your parents faglord?
>>29591436
Not him but I do, my mom makes the best food
>>29591436
I still live with my mother.
Why are you asking?
>>29591436
Nope.
original nope
oregano nope
>>29591469
I bet you don't want to override your sweet mommy kisses, no girl can take away that
ignore him
95
On my way to wizardom, robots.
>2 years ago I could have filled this out with exact same result.
>Am 19yo now
>realize I actually did peak in high school
Fuk
>>29591628
How about I peak in your asshole yu filthy normie
>>29591670
B-but I've only done the sex with one girl anon.
>>29578715
this. masturbation and drug use, alcohol, tobacco, marijuana, speed, and percs
85 purity friendless khv neet living with parents reporting in
>>29578693
95 my dude
Br
>>29578426
21 lol
original fucking comment ffs assdklajhalskdjl;
>>29579152
76. /b/tard?
>This thread
Proof that this board has gone down the shitter. Dumb fucking normies, just fuck off.
>>29588856
But I'm a guy sempai
95, curious how it had a pissing in public choice but not a fapping in public one (or maybe it was in a cluster of normalfag choices and I missed it)
>>29578426
tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dong
>63
who /passing grade/
>Kissed horizontally
>92
Played spin the bottle once. Was terrible
That's what got me, as well as masturbation
>seen or read pornographic material
Wew lad
>85
Druggie here.
46. Probably won't go any lower for the rest of my life. I've done all the sexual degenerate stuff but will stay away from drugs and trouble with the law.
My rice isn't very pure I guess
Does this mean I have to leave r9k?
Does cumming on a rabbit count as bestiality?
>female
>98
JUST stone me already
>>29594739
>baiting this hard
flan
>>29594803
kek you wish anon but I'm actually a Catholic
not gonna reply anymore though, I rather lurk
original farwell
>>29594890
you're also a blonde blue eyed french petite girl right?
85lmao original commento
>>29594739 >I mentioned I'm a girl please respond and give me attention
>>29578426
>FML fampai
>>29595044
you probably are if it's 98/100
>>29594959
unoriginal bait but nah
>>29595020
now you have to figure out if I'm even a girl :^)
it's not worth any effort though
I just expected some iroical slut shaming desu
>>29595100
Do people who know you browse the board? :^)
72 because I'm biscum. Spent a night meant shared a bed and stuff right? Like I've slept in the same bed as others a lot when I go drinking anywhere but my house so I dunno.
>77/100
I guess it's not that badconsidering i'm masturbating my bp everyday
>>29595166
nope, just thought the description would provide too much content to talk about and I didn't want to discuss this any further.
Also, that dscrition applies to a lot of girls.
>58To be fair all of the sex stuff only happened because I beta'd up and fucked an escort
>>29595294
Post bp, friend?
I'd like to fap to it.
>>29578426
I scored 8
>94
I think i'm finally going to kill myself.
>>29578693
85 and up seems reasonable. I got 88.
>>29588856
i am only a man, but i will do it
>>29578693
>no sex etc
>tfw 85
95
Normies gtfo here
Got 94 just because of masterbation, questioned by police, and being sent to principal/expelled. Anyone below 90 is fucking trash
B-Being pure is g-good right???
>>29578426
I'm unironically 94. I wish people could understand what its like to be undesirable and missing out on something most do without even think in about it.
78 & still a virgin. Fuck alcool and the shit you do (or dont do) under its influence.
According to this quiz, I'd be less pure were my partner female.
>>29578426
>98
I never knew I was such a fucking loser
>>29596993
I got 61. I genuinely regret pretty much all of the choices I made with regards to the questions asked there.
Don't dwell on others and what they do, live your own life.
>>29578426
95, wha? I thought I would get 1 or something
>>29597422
Higher number is more "pure".
83. Alcohol, tobacco and being in a relationship were the main contributors.
>>29597633
How are you that high after being in a relationship? Was your partner mormon?
>>29578426
>thought myself damn I bet this will be low
>96
JUST
>>29597719
pic relatedoriiginaruu desu
97. I did this test fair and square. I only picked up points in the masturbation categories. Fuck my life /r9k/
Who the fuck never urinated in public? Most kids to that here
95. Only been drunk once and haven't masturbated in a long time. What do I even do with my life?
>>29597810
I usually just filled it up in a bottle and drank it later
96. Anyone below 90 is a normie, anyone below 95 is a second class robot who will never attain his robes. Wizard status is only conferred to the absolutely pure.
>>29597692
It didn't last for that long.
>>29597891
Did you even fuck?
18 holy shit
__ originality stamp of approval pending
> 90
> 24 years old
> femanon
My life.
And I'm ok with it.
>>29598001
It's ok dude
>>29586991
I didn't have a date, so I mean there's that.
>>29586811
>arrested or handcuffed or any of those ones because her job checks criminal records pretty thoroughly.
Having a minor criminal infraction won't stop you from getting a job that checks criminal history.
I got 92
Kissless Virgin
72
Not sure if normie
Jewblox original
>97
just fuck my shit up
original coomentos
>>29597924
Nope, like I said it didn't last that long. Lasted for two weeks, cuddling and making out was the most we ever did.
>>29578693
87 is heaven
Aww yeah, 70.The stuff about crime and alcohol got me desu.
16, but yeah I don't belong here and feel like I've done more fucked up thing that test can't account for with friends wives.
>>29598495
There is no deleting here.
>94
kms
originalo desu
96 reporting in. If you got anything below 90, please leave.
85%
>That bad feel when you're incredibly impure
>That feel when your score should be lower but you're a loser who simply can't get laid
>>29598654
I'm only below 90 because of vandalism (I've written on cubicle walls), drinking and playing spin the bottle when I was 14.
>>29598689
No exceptions, you filthy animal.
21
haven't taken this in probably 3 years....i've gotten much worse : (
94 here desu
>original comment
>>29578426
53
I think im finally a normie
>>29578426
Well...not so bad I guess
Bite me
Unbloxxxxxdddds
>>29579069
ayyyy are we like, half pure at this point?
fuck
got a 71, the police/masturbation/drugs questions got me
>26
>tfw still horribly depressed
Oh please God just kill me now.
>81
Believe me, my heart is exceptionally pure. Pure evil, straight to the core!
>>29578426 took the test got a 17...I'm pure right.....
>tfw 96
get on my fucking level you shits
I got 69 but the only reason it's so high is because I checked a lot of masturbation boxes and I have NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND, but I have had female friends who did sexual things with me so I did check those boxes. I'm a virgin because I've never had vaginal sex, I did anal sex with one girl and I have had girls suck my dick/give me a handjob and yes I have made out with a girl but that's it.
Also the last time I did anything with a female was Spring of 2014, also I don't drink alcohol, I've never been arrested/committed a crime, nor have I done drugs. I know I've done way more sexual stuff than most robots but I'm still far from a fucking normie, I hate those guys. Also all the girls were mostly fat chicks, or fat weeaboo chicks so it's not like they were super attractive or anything.
45
I checked only the masturbation related boxes. When did the normies invade?
Got a 37. But I'm gay so we're impure by default, basically.
>66
Girl I took to the bone zone wasn't worth it
>>29602056
>45
There are only 5 boxes with masturbation in it. Fuck off normie.
>>29603207
I'm 18 and a virgin, so I'm not surprised.
Also, I'm a girl. :^)
>>29603744
I would greatly appreciate the chance to be your boyfriend
>>29578426
I am so fucking glad I'm not a virgin and my first girlfriend and I were into kinky shit.
38 here.
90
This is the only test where you don't want to score a 90.
Griffor test is way more interesting, as it shows how much of a degenerate you are
http://test.griffor.com/en
>>29584517
makes sense
originality is stupid sometimes eoihfkjnblr tbjksrntj
>Tfw 97
Am I the purest
O_o
>fuck you robot
>>29603981
nah m8, i got a 98. sorry
>>29578426
well, it could be worse, right?
>>29578426
i don't get it
but i got 97 anyway
>>29604097
oh shit and i got 97 too
>>29604019
D a m
Hav u never jerked ur wein or what
>>29604282
nah, i got the two masturbation ones.
it was like, ever masturbate and have you ever masturbated to a something you saw
>>29578693
95 here
At least Jesus loves me.
18 y.o. and i get this, some of you need to live more lol
>>29603918
How did I do? I suppose a score of 450 means you're a turboslut?
>only ones I checked were the masturbation ones
95, kill me now please
30
I knew I was a degenerate, but sheesh...
Truth be told though, there's only one thing on that list I'm ashamed of, and not even too bad.
>>29603918
>Scores can from 0 to 450
>Your score is -14 point(s).
Fuck, I broke the test.
>>29578426
I got 88 mainly because masturbation and other stuff
>>29604493
How did you get a positive score? Just by percentages I seem more impure but I still got -8.
>>29604728
My brother.
>tfw 90
This is nothing to be proud of.
>>29578426
> pic related fugggg
Dat there military life son
24. There wasn't much I didn't check...
Masturbation, public urination, and vandalism were what got me
>>29605329
Also got 206 on the Griffor test, with drugs being the highest contributor at %80
>>29603918
>that feel when -2
How could I be so impure
>>29578693
91 senpai and I've done the illegal weeds aheuahaheue.
>>29578426
:^)
Feels good back after being on /fit/
Not a robot anymore I guess
>>29603918
204 reporting in bb
Got a 29...some of those questions were pretty obscure
>81
>mfw I am a lewd squirt yurt by these standards
84 pure catholic schoolboy virgin who just went to a strip club on 18th birthday and faps a lot
>>29578693
49 here
I'm on your board, browsing your threads
I've only banged my cuteboy BF, we were both virgins when we met. So i think my 65 is pretty validated.
i dont understand this meme site but heres mine
95.
Masturbation got me.
96 here you fucking normalfaggots
39. Am I going to heck?
>>29578715
I got 88 as well but I checked the kick out a room mate for sex act because I kick my cat out before I whack it so it kind if counts.
>>29603918
-9, it's bound to happen if you're a virgin seeing as almost every question is about whether or not you had different ways of sex.
Idk what the score means
Filled in only masturbation-related boxes
>>29607281
get out of here you fucking normo
Ayyy 4chan every day since 06
>>29578693
>91
Rip in pepperoniginal
>>29578693
The only reason I'm 88 is because my family called the cops on me to report a fake crime so they could kick me out easily
Got 51
How does this work?
95.
What sort of originality do I win?
![tumblr_noobnf6uWJ1t2qn8zo5_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k8j9HIL.jpg "tumblr noobnf6uWJ1t2qn8zo5 1280[1]")
>tfw got a 92
>>29609267
>100 questions
>100 points for not checking a single box
How else would it work?
94
Factoring in about as far as I'd want to ever go, assuming I wasn't single for the completely dumbass reason that I'm still single, that would be 58.
>tfw that's nowhere near as low as some people's scores
>tfw you're not even 18 and got 57
>got 96
tfw never even kissed somebody
even most robots here have more experience.
There is no hope for an ugly natural disaster like me. I would off myself but I enjoy playing video games on my shitty xbox 360 too much. Currently saving for a gaming PC to help me escape from this lonely existence.
>>29609906
>People born in 1998 are now allowed to post on 4chan
>thinks he knows anything about life
>has had more sex and human companionship than I'll ever have
Fuck off
Go to Facebook or reddit or wherever you millenials hang out
>>29610128
I'm probably not half as lucky as you in every way except your autism maybe.
>>29578693
>tfw 97
>Only masturbation got me
>>29610168
I'm a 35 year old virgin that fought in both Iraq and Afghanistan.
Don't fucking talk to me about being lucky
>>29610217
Okay I shut up. But look at the regular faggot here, born in the fucking USA in a middle class family at least. With a decent financial background you can easily get a job and a house, everyone keeps telling me that. After that, it isn't really hard to get a not that beatiful but caring and normal girl, is it?
>>29610314
No, that's only how ir works for normalfags like you.
Robots are too ugly and autistic to get friends, let alone gf's.
Most robots are NEETs that suffer from mental illness, so there's no future for them.
Even for those few robots, like myself , that manage to get a job, education , house , etc we still have 0 chance of ever getting a woman.
Get the fuck out.
13. holy shit i'm filthy
>64
>tfw I did the test just two years ago and it was 86
I've grown up before my very eyes...
>>29610469
I got 20
Sure is fun to be a fuccboii
>87
The police & Masturbation questions got me
Both not conflicted..
>>29610406
There's always hope
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JAwkVtrXX48
>>29610406
>0 chance
'kay then gudbye
alright lads guess im cool
