>ywn start a cult and gradually strip all of your followers of their money
>>29577686
>anita sarkeesian
>>29577710
Nah, I'm talking an all out religion with stupid rituals, silly hats, promises of some super terrible eternal hell, castrations, ya'know? The works. Think Marshall Applewhite.
>>29577686
>tfw more of a cultist than a cult leader
bad feefees
I'm just waiting to be swooped up by someone with a good fairytale and a lot of charisma
>>29577806
Anon, do you have a moment to learn about...me?
Your lord and savior?
>>29577857
You're doing it wrong
You're not anyone's lord and savior, you're supposed to pretend to be an emissary for the lord and savior
Nobody who joins a cult wants to believe in a human, they're tired of humans. That's why they turn to this mumbo-jumbo. You need to represent something greater (but fictional).
>>29577686
>ywn start a cult and fuck the wives and 12 year old daughters of your followers
>bernie sandlers
>>29578823
>meme-lording this hard
>>29577799
Have you looked into Aum Shinrikyo? Very interesting and fantastical cult. Good reads.
