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>you wallow in the mire
>Chad lights her fire
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>You sit and cry
>she sucks chad dry
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>you prepare the noose
>Chad makes her loose
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>you masturbate alone
>chad gives her the bone
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>you walk up to get cigs
>she's dry humping nigs
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>>29577631
>short people exist
>they never even have sex lol
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>you measure yourself with a frown
>in Chad's cum she doth drown
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>>29577631
>On her picture, your cums drool
>Chad knows that it would be uncool
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>>29577631
>you think about fuck the pussy
>chad is actually do!
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>you post in a thread
>she gets posts in a bed
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Gimme some more of this and I will cover this over the riff from riders on the storm.
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>you grab a face of the ancient gallery
>your chad dad slams your moms pussy
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you drive her to the movies
chad moogies her googies
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>you post a lot of memes
>chad enjoys her screams
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>you listen to the Doors while you work minimum wage
>Chad fucks her on the floor without asking her age
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>>29577631
>chad fucks her nuts
>stacy cries in pain
>you are now cucked
>and fap in disdain
>to stacies greatest gain
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>you're in this thread
>im going to bed
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>you wonder what they're doing in there
>Chad's pounding her ass hair
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>you hope and pray for a god above
>Chad makes her spray like a god of love
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>>29578084
>you posted 5 lines you cuck
>she gives chad the succ
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>you're going to bed
>Chads in her thread
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>you watch anime alone in your room
>Chad slaps her ass with a boom
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>you're asking directions to the next little girls
>Chad's pounding that girl
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>you get doubles in a thread full of neets
>Chad fucks her throat and gets cum on her sheets
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>hear you talk of sin
>and you already know Chad is in
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>>29577631
At least I'm not an arson,
Fuck you Chad.
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>You couldn't make it even if you try
>Chad has women; a lifetime supply
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>you are a dumb cuck
>chad gives her a nice fuck
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>you fap to cuck porn and contemplate death
>One look at Chad and she's out of breath
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>Chad fucks her 'till she rifts
>and you don't even lift.
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>Chad doesn't even text back
>But Stacy, tonight, is going to fap
>He completely fucking ignores her calls
>But Stacy wants to feel his balls
>Chad seems to never have to try
>It just makes me want to fucking cry
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>>29577631
>you try to run, try to hide
>Chad breaks on through to the other side
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>you embrace your cold reality
>Chad eats her ass like Applebees.
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>You ride the highway west
>Chad fuckers her in the goldmine
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>>29578464
Why is this so funny senpai
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>Alas, yet another eve findeth thou
>Solitary in thy basement dwelling;
>As ye ponder rhymes within thy brow,
>For Chad's manhood, her vulva is swelling
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>your love becomes a funeral pyre
>Chad is the object of her desire
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>you imagine you're someone else while you fap
>Chad's dick is covered in her crap
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>>29577631
had a good kek. thanks OP
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>you see the girls dressed in their summer clothes
>I have to look away until Chad stops having sex with them
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>shot a load up a rabbis butt
>in the bathroom stall inside a pizza hut
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>you decide to play as Reaper
>meanwhile she begs 'deeper, deeper'
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>youre fishing in the ancient lake
>she's riding chad's snake
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>You can't get no satisfaction
>Chad gets all the girl's reactions
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>you watch cartoons made by gooks
>Stacy's getting railed by spooks
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>she and chad light another cigarette
>you have to learn to forget
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>she tells you "don't worry, it's not you, it's me"
>then she chokes on Chad's peepee
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>You-- alone and posting on /r9k/
>She-- treating Chad's cum as gourmet.
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>you sob and cry yourself to sleep
>her pussy is for Chad to keep
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>you spend your time making witty rhymes
>after chad is done with her he pays her no mind
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>you're 5 years neet in all ways stagnant
>she's getting older and always pregnant
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>>29578881
Those could've been My Dick lyrics haha.

>Stacy's getting railed by goons
>Anon's fapping to moon runes
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>>29578404
break on through to the other side
break on through to the other side
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