Superpowers
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What superpowers do you fantasize about having? For me it's the ability to rewind time. I'd say and do things to fuck with people, then instantly undo them. Or use it to see how various scenarios would play out and choose the best option.
Yes there is a full set of images of her
Yes it is porn
Freeze time rape people and shit, yeah i'm a sick fuck and should be executed.
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>>29577002
Well-fucking-played.
But can you answer my next question?
Mundane super power is the ability to bypass the need for sleep and food.
Proper super power I'd want is teleportation.
I'm very utilitarian like that.
I would love to fly. Fly around the world and see what the world offers.
And I would love to be invis....wait.
>People just pretend you don't exist.
>Even at work.
>People don't sit on the same table as you.
Omniscience. With it you could create technologies that would save humankind, blow the lid off philosophy, win a nobel prize in every category except for literature with ease.
I would like the ability to have people trust and like me right away. It's so far from the way things are that it might as well be a superpower.
>>29576858
> For me it's the ability to rewind time.
You can have that power with DirecTV
>>29577062
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>>29577194
I will never forget you, kind anon. Not in a million years.
Ability to read others' minds. Not just at that moment, but be able to find anything I want to about them.
While time control could be fun as well, it won't be as satisfactory as manipulating others on first try.
Plus, it'd probably give me ultimate amounts of confidence, power, and opportunities. I probably wouldn't even browse the board.
>controlling time
I could get everything right, get god tier at things in what would be a day to normal people but maybe a year to me (probably vidya, want challenger) and never worry about money again cuz id just win the fuckin lottery
>>29576858
I've only ever thought of two powers.
1. Time Lord.
2. Mind reading.
>>29577194
She has the same face and facial expressions as my 10th grade gf and now I'm sad with a boner.
The ability to modify chances. Chance that I become a Chad? 100%.
>>29576858
Shit, if I could just go back in time, I would only need to do a few things differently to unfuck my current life trajectory. Pisses me the fuck off 2bh
>>29576858
Yep, controlling time would be the best one. It would be hard to explain if you were to suddenly get really fit after one day though.
I wonder what would happen if you were to just win the lottery every week. Do you think you'd get banned eventually?
I want to be able to be able to be invisible to others unless I want to appear infront of someone, I want to teleport into any place of the world, travel with no need for sleep, food or need to shit, I want to be able to have perfect memory so I can gain knowledge, I want to be able to grant wishes for others and help people.
Basically I want godlike powers but to just use it to gain knowledge for myself which I could share with those that wish for it and appear to people with shit situation, talk with them and do something to fix their situation.
I just want to be a nice mysterious stranger that helps people.
Shapeshifting. Be anyone, do anything. Manipulate as you please.
Telekinesis is 2nd option.
>>29576858
healing powers
>ywn help people
>>29577707
>shapeshift as Chad
>"so are you coming over tonight Chad?"
>"u-uh i will visit if you want"
your cover is blown and she knows you're not really Chad.
>>29576858
The ability to halt my aging progress.
>>29577120
This. I just want to know
automated learning (can "absorb" information in books or files to easily learn skills or languages)
or
time travel similar to that of
Radiant Historia
two branching paths, and abilities that aid with getting better scenarios.
>>29576858
i wanna freeze time so i can take hot women's clothes off in public and then go back to my original position and watch them run around with their tits bouncing
>>29577997
Have you seen or read Jumper? Some government black ops fucker played by samuel jackson will hunt you down because you get caught on surveillance not going back to the exact same position when you restart time to commit a crime.
Not sure what it's called... impunity?
Basically, it's impossible to hurt or injure me in any way, I don't feel pain. So, basically, I can do whatever the fuck I want and nobody can stop me. Then I use my superpower to force all assholes in charge of the world to fix shit.
You guys do know the chick in OP's pic is actually 40 years old and American right?
>>29576858
Omniscience and also time travel, but I would rather do something like timeline hopping rather than rewinding trial and error stuff
I also have a huge hard-on for mutually beneficial telepathy.
>>29576858
I want the power to give people crippling autism just by wishing it upon them.
>>29576858
Same as you OP. I'd love to have that thing Hermione had in Harry Potter. Or hell, just full time control, so I can stop time and fuck qts like in my pornographic vietnamese doodles.
>>29578356
Then how are you supposed to cut yourself?
time travel so i can be rich and check out the future
>>29578919
This is the only answer. You can even plant seeds that you saw in the future to move tech along faster, then go check the future again and repeat until we're fighting aliens & warping around to space colonies in the equivalent current time.
>>29576858
the power to erase all existence
>>29576858
Damn, that's a good power OP. Imagine all the pussy you could slay and the life experiences you could learn. You'd become a great person.
>>29577096
invisible at every moment except for when you want to spy on naked women. Then you go to jail and go on the sex offender registry and have to introduce yourself to all your neighbors as the scary rapist.
Life is fucking brutal
>>29577542
Isn't that basically just becoming God though? Like what if you just want to go and say, "chance that aliens are abducting people to rectally probe them 100%"? Now you've created aliens. That's some serious shit.
This isn't really a superpower, but I want the power to lucid dream whenever I choose. Then you can have any super power and do anything you want.
>>29577190
Underrated post
Kek
Originalli commentary
>>29576858
I wish I had the superpower of voting for #Ted Cruz that way I could make the priesthood rise.
>>29576858
I can never decide on just one. I like teleportation like in jumper, but also mind reading/manipulation and telekenesis. If I had all three I would start up a shipping/logistics company and give jobs to other robots with powers. I figure it would be more fun/productive than a bunch of robots with super strength and heat vision going full Elliot. It'd be fun to own some clubs and casinos too. Maybe I'd become a crime lord. Would definite
Y keep my powers a secret in any scenario except from my closest friends.
Time manipulation sounds super fun too.
Make anyone shit their pants at will. The possibilities are endless.
always wanted selective invisibility. yeah yeah I'm basically invisible, but it'd be cool to just actually be.
Time travel combined with the ability to rewind, pause, and change the speed of it.
I wouldn't try to change or prevent anything, I would just find ways to observe things.
>Sit in a Boston church bell tower with a pair of binoculars and watch the battle of Bunker Hill.
>Stand in the Russian countryside and watch Napoleon's retreat from Moscow
>Be in the crowd when the Apollo 11 mission launched
>Sit in on Joan of Arc's trial
>Watch Martin Luther nail the Ninety-Five Theses to the door of All-Saints' Church in Wittenberg
>Listen to Pope Urban's Sermon at the Council of Clermont
Just wandering though time and observing events like these would be mind-blowing.
>>29576858
I bet she smells.
Ok Max caulfield
Rip a hole in this dimension and enter to another another dimension. In this alternate dimension, i can create anything and do anything that i want: land, sea, people, whatever. It's like a hyper simulator, idk if that's the right term for it.
>>29580351
Smells great, I bet.
>you will never sniff her asshole
>>29580351
lol
tnemmoc lanigiro
Heal people on touch
although you have to touch the person for more than 30 seconds
PK is the omnitool of superpowers
>emulates dozens of other manipulation powers
>only limit is how hard you can concentrate and there's a high skill ceiling
>flight
>bending matter itself to your will
It's all I've ever wanted.
>>29576858
Being able to see into other people's minds, know what they were thinking. I'd never be afraid to ask a girl out because I'd be able to see exactly what she thinks of me.
u guys are all morons, the most op super powers would be:
>Total contol over matter( creating, destroying, manipulating) with this you can create humans, you can teleport yourself, you can alter dna, you can make the human race evolve, you can create space ships, you can kill. etc.
>Gravity control
being able to contol gravity would alow you to do many things, like creating black holes, or even traveling thru space at high speeds.
>unlimited speed
the closer to speed of light the slower the time goes, as people theorize, nothing can go faster than the speed of light, so the closer you get the slower the time is, meaning you can run real real fast for 1 min and be 100 years in the future, also you can be a real life flash.
>all dimension man
there is a speculation that there is between 8 and 11 different dimensions, the ones we know are height dept, with and time( this one is perceived as a straight line) if a dimension man can perceive all of them, he could look back in time, and further, he could cross between dimensions, and he could do unimaginable things
i have many other ideas about over powered super powers, but his ones are the ones i will publish now, im to lazy and too drunk.
