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>that one kid who called the teacher "mom"
>that one kid who ran like they do in Naruto cause it made him "aerodynamic"
>tfw accidentally called the teacher "grandma" in 1st grade
FUCK YOU OP YOU FUCKING CUNT IT'S NOT FUNNY IT'S JUST A COMMON MISTAKE STOP LAUGHING YOU LITTLE SHITS.
>>29576703
kek, that was me.
accidently called my teacher mum and the whole class laughed
>that one kid who always wears a jacket, even inside
>>29576786
Sometimes it's cold inside dude...
>>29576703
I called my teacher mom in 8th grade by accident.but she was mommy material so it's all good
My mom was literally a teacher and everyone made fun of me if I called her mom or if I called by her last name like they did.
>>29576806
>kids laugh if you call her by surname
>kids laugh if you call her mom
What did you have to call her then?
>that one kid that was caught jacking off
>>29576939
I tried to not address her at all.
>>29576939
Thot
Blox dont mute me robothot
Please tell me there's some non shit porn based on this.
"o-oh anon you can call me mommy"
>>29576952
I feel like EVERY school has this story.
My dude did it into a Doritos bag mid geometry class. 2 weeks suspension, 3 more years of nicknames.
"Dorskeetos" was my favorite one.
>that one kid with no friends and nothing to do during lunch so he walked around the halls in an urgent manner trying to look busy
Did he seriously think he was fooling anyone? Christ, what a faggot.
>>29577099What if I was that kid?;_;
>>29577099
>>that one kid with no friends and nothing to do during lunch so he walked around the halls in an urgent manner trying to look busy
WAKE ME UP
>>29576703
>and people don't think the NWO isn't trying to replace the family with the State
>that one kid whogot molested by his uncle and sucked my dick when I was 8 years oldfelt good mon, shiggy diggy
>>29577099
>Went to school dances in middle school
>Ended up hanging around a dark corner of the gym with the other losers like me
There was another kid there who kept going around asking girls to dance, getting rejected, and then coming back to us. I could make fun of him, but at least he was trying. I was too afraid, like I am now.
>>29577099
please don't talk about me behind my back
>>29576798
>she was mommy material
If still there, elaborate in greentext.
>that one kid who wore sunglasses all the time
So many jokes for so long, it was great.
>>29576703
>that kid who went to school wearing pajamas
>>29578629
he must've been one comfy motherfucker
>that one kid the teacher nursed
>>29578180
Is the double negative there intentional, skippy?
>that one kid who ate lunch under the table
>>29576786
Im very self conscious of my fat body and I think jackets make me look thinner
>>29576952
>that one kid who bragged about jacking off
>>29576703
>that one kid who didnt vite for Ted Cruz
That one kid who was really short and nerdy and always squinted even though he had glasses. And his high waters were so high that they gave him a microscopic peen bulge
>>29576703
I did that, but only because my mom was a teacher and ended up at my school when I was like in 4th grade
>>29576703
>that one kid in high school who grew his nails out and cut them into claws, and would cut himself, show off his bloody scabs and be telling everyone how he heals super fast because he's a vampire and/or werewolf
>that kid kid who would lie about being super rich and often having sex with beautiful women in other states
>that one kid in highschool who promoted his shitty jewtube account
>>29579191
Damion?
One goal of the globalists is to have children see the state as their parents.
that one girl who drew with her shit on the wall.
>>29579191
>highschool
>youtube
man I'm glad to be borderline gen X so that I didn't have to go through high school with youtube and social media.
that one kid who was crying in the bathroom and the whole class went to look for him
>>29576952
Happened to me in 3rd grade. Left the class to go to the bathroom and I guess it took too long because the teacher sent a student after me, a female one at that into the men's room. She peeked under the stall and saw me laying down jerking it. It blew over pretty quick for some reason.
>>29579233
What the fuck?
Scat fetishists do what scat fetishists do I guess
that one kid who popped a boner doing pull ups in gym class
>>29578629
I did that in high school and had something actually really cool happen the first time I did it, but I won't share it because it's cool to be a skeptical dickhead on 4chan.
that kid who farted and he actually shit his pants
>>29579259
I'm 19 right now, social media was just as bad (if not worse) than you think it would be in a building full of faggots.
>that one kid who farted
>>29579355
>social media was just as bad (if not worse) than you think it would be in a building full of faggots.
can you rephrase that so it makes more sense?
That one kid who would run to hold the door open for girls
>>29579209
>that guy who was a huge conspiracy theorist and would never chill or shut the fuck up about it
>>29576703
>that one kid who failed Penis Inspection Day because he called the penis inspector "mom"
>>29579392
Social media was just as bad as youd imagine it, if not worse
>>29579489
Says the 19 yo?
>that one kid who would wear sunglasses and thought that would be enough to check on girls but he would do so even fucking inside i mean come on
>>29579392
Just imagine the idea of some popular faggot grabbing hold of a dead meme and spreading it around school, with you constantly being surrounded by it and just wanting it to fucking stop.
Like those people who use cancer banana unironically multiplied by about ten.
that one retard kid who cut a hole in his newspaper to spy on the pretty girl
>>29579463
that makes me wonder what Alex Jones was like as a kid.
Like if already in kindergarten he was like "WAKE UP EVEWYONE ALL DAH UHM BAD GWOWN UPS SAID DAT DEY HAVE ALL CHOCOLATE IN DEIR DESK AND DEN WHEN WE SLEEPY NAP TIME DEY EAT DA CHOCOLATE AND DEY DONT GIVE US CHOCOLATE AND IT WAS OUR MAMA AND PAPA WHO PAID FOR US TO GET DA CHOCOLATE BUT WE DONT GET ANYYYYYEEEEEEEHEHEEEEHEHEHEEEEEEEE MOMMMMMMMMMY I WAAAAAAAANT CHOCOLAAAAAATE WHAAAAAA MAYBE BWACK BOY STOLE DEM TOO"
>>29576703
>be kiddo 6 or something like that.
>Sums of Italian language for story porpuses:
"Mom" = "Mamma" ; "but" = "Ma"
>Bitch english teacer gives me hardest interrogation. I have no idea how to say "it's quarter past eight" in english.
>"Bad anon! You're going to get a bad grade today" says miss Shitface
>Panic, Starting to stutter: "b--b-b-but" that in My mother language sounds something like "m-m-ma-ma"
>She belives I called her mom. Yells "MOM?"
>Everyone laughts.
>Get a bad grade too.
Fuck.
>>29576703
>called the teacher mom
Why did you bring this memory back
>>29577099
>middle school
>lunchtime
>all my classmates ate like fucking pigs and were done after 5 minutes
>they all leave me to go play football
>only me and the "nerds" left
>don't want to become a "nerd" so I walked around aimlessly on the school courtyard pretending to do stuff
>brought lego characters to play with during the breaks so I had something to do
>tfw always the third wheel
>tfw I've been a loner since middle schoolFuck you anon, you're the one who is a faggot!!! ;_;
>that kid who called his parents by their first name
Fucking madman
>>29579489
>>29579525
Doesn't that shit just stay online on facebook or instagram or whatever?
Or do normie kids in high school actively talk about memes during class?
I was thinking more along the lines of how back then a girl could suck a dick behind the bleachers or some robot could shit his pants and cry during class and sure they'd be humiliated for most if not all of high school but at least there wouldn't be pictures and videos of those things instantly recorded and transmitted and forever hosted somewhere as long as the internet exists. Or how like dumb kids record videos of themselves drinking while underage or driving their dad's stolen car while smoking blunts or breaking into school and spraying their wigger grafitti and they share that shit publicly under their real name.
>>29576737
Dude this, did you go to st Tammany Jr. High
>>29579640
Fuck! I've never understood why people take this so fucking serious. Maybe I preferred to call them their names because their names are cool/good. Calling your parents mom and dad seemed childish to me and they don't seem to mind that I call them by their first name.
My friends think I'm weird for doing that but explain to me how it's fucking weird at all. There's literally nothing wrong with calling your parents by their first names.
>that kid who's mom yelled at him everytime he got bad grades
>>29579712
My parents get offended if I call them by their first names. They still do and I'm not even a kid anymore.
>>29579666
>Doesn't that shit just stay online on facebook or instagram or whatever? Or do normie kids in high school actively talk about memes during class?
It really depends on the kid, but yes, some normalfags actively talk about that shit, though most of them are younger (14-15)
Shrek in particular was popular for about a month, and don't even get me started on fucking Vine.
>>29579712
>they don't seem to mind that I call them by their first name.
That's because they love their autistic frogposting son unconditionally.
Seriously. The only times that when children call their parents by their names is when they're trying to emotionally distance themselves from them or show disrespect.
>>29576939
maybe they're laughing at the way you talk anon
>>29577099
instead of doing that i just went into the bathrooms and played on my phone until the break ended. it was awesome because i wasn't forced to eat the shit cafeteria food, either
>that kid that cried fuckin hard in front of the whole fucking school after an obviously fake bomb threat
fuck. these threads kill me
>>29579712
It's just different is all. Most of us were raised to always be ultra-respectful of your elders at all times, which includes never calling parents by their first name. If you're parents actually encourage you to call them by their names though then that's cool. It's just different than most parents. Most people see it as disrespect. I would never in a million years call my parents anything but mom and dad and I suspect most people wouldn't either.
>>29579795
>Vine
When historians look back on this era 100 years from now, they'll see that Vine is what destroyed our civilization.
>>29578726
holi shitu
>>29576703
>That kid who started crying uncontrollably the 9/11 attacks were announced during the middle of class.
Which was extra weird because we're Canadian and the kid didn't have family in New York or anything, he was a major history autist though.
>>29579340
nice attention grab
>>29576703
>that one kid that got suspended for fighting but never fought back
>that one kid who fucking died
How did it happen at your school?
>that kid who would shit himself just to go home earlier
WHY
>>29579575
teachers are literally the shit of the earth. Since they can't control real people, they become teachers so they have full control over like, 25-35 small idiots
>>29579800
How is it disrespectful though? If they have a beautiful name why would I call them dad or mom?
You might be a little bit right with the "distance themselves" since I never want to become anywhere close to them. Feels like I got all of their shit genes and diseases so why would I be grateful that they brought me into this shithole with all this shit?
>>29579825
I see your point. However I don't think my parents give a crap if I call them by their names or not. I do a mix I guess, pretty much depends on my mood. I won't stop until they tell me to stop calling me by their first names.
>>29576703
>that one kid who was always picked dead last for every sport.
Was it you, robots?
I was almost always 2nd or 3rd to last. Which was especially embarrassing during our last years of high school when gym class was co-ed and fully mixed.
At least when we had swimming & water-polo also during our last years of high school I was always picked first or even sometimes the one picking teams because I was one out of only like 7 people who knew how to fucking swim.
>>29579340
It's okay, Eliza, you've been baited
>>29579684
different anon but i graduated from Fontainebleau junior
>>29576703
>"hey faggot!"
>that one kid who turns around
>>29576703
> Jamal in my weightlifting class
> was nice guy but always had to do funny dumb shit
> stupid-big nig with scary "serious face"
> the kids that avoided him or ignored him were his targets for some reason
> would come up to them in the locker room and square up looking them dead in the eye
> say some gay shit or ask if they had a problem with him
> was the funniest thing ever if you were one of the ones who said "whatsup" at least once or smiled at him
> super weird but funny as hell seeing the fatties squirm in his presence
>that one kid who farted in class and pretended it was someone else
>>29579994
tfw u were picked after the ''athletic'' stacies
>>29579926
not at our school but our sister school had back to back suicides
>that kid who would daydream about playing his favorite song in front of the whole school and would be cool afterwards
>>29580040
>that one kid in particular who looks like hes made of farts
oh anon plz stop
>>29579712
>their names are cool/good.
>>29579984
>a beautiful name
Even if their names are unbelievably cool like "Chad Thundercock" and "Stacey Feminazi", it's a universal cultural human trait to just call your parents "mom/dad" or something along those lines depending on your language.
It's to show affection.
I'm not an anthropologist but I'm 100% sure that all cultures do this.
To call them by their names is to deny the parent/child relationship, like they're strangers or housemates or your boss or something, anything but your parents.
It's similar to when a child gets into trouble and the parent shouts at them using their full name. First Name, Middle Name and Last Name. It's to reinforce the parent-child authority in that case.what are their names?
>>29576703
me
>>29576737
me very briefly, shame caught fast
>>29576786
yep, check
>>29579994
I was athletic they just fucking hated me.
>that kid that wrote notes in blood and left them in his friends lockersit was me :3
>>29576703
>I literally shit in a guy's bed for being mean to my younger sister.
>>29580038
Fuck that fucking nigger coon. Fuck you as well, fucking normalfag
>hahahha guise look how funny this chad/tryone is he bullies robots and autistic fags amirite fellow brobots
You need to get off this board.
>>29580063
bro I would be picked after the fat girls because they had better hand-eye coordination than me.
and yet somehow I wasn't the dead-last picked in all that.
>>29580040
>7th grade
>be a little bit stick but go to school anyways
>have a test
>completely silent because everyone is doing their tests
>feel a fart is about to come any moment now because it's at the end of the tunnel
>thinking I can stealhily keep it in or just release a silent one
>suddenly itches in my nose
>*sneeze*, *massive fart* at the same time
>class starts to laugh
>oh no kill me now.jpeg
>look around
>they all point at the class clown thinking it was he who farted
>starts to laugh like an autist
>they start to realize it was me
>didn't matter because I already was the weird kid
Really emberrasing but it couldn't be helped.
>>29579926
He was hit by a car playing chicken in the road with his friend
he was a cunt so it's okay
>>29579926
A kid at my school died because he tried to climb to the top of an oak tree and fell. Natural selection at work.
>>29580106
>graduated high school 4 years ago
>still daydream about this everyday
>>29579933
Me, except I didn't do it on purpose.
>>29579926
suicide and as usual people acted like they cared so they could get time off
>>29576703
>that one kid who never grew upits me
>>29580165
>Natural selection at work.
Pic very much related
>>29580040
>that kid who farted and made pretend fart noises to cover it up
>that kid who doubled sneezed in assembly
>>29576703
>not having a parent as your teacher
>that one kid who ended up dating your crush
What was her name?
>>29580114They're cool names to me because they gave me a faggot name ;_;They're nothing special and just ordinary names, won't say what though. I just like to call them their first names, do I really need a reason?
>that kid with the same last name as the teacher
>that kid who was so fucked up by the catholic church creed to the point of constantly crying fearing hell, damnation and satan stuff
inb4 how atheists are born
>>29580275
Stina.
I was too beta and fucked up so she rejected me.
>>29580338
Fun fact: we were taught "religion" in class of public schools up until grade 11.
I put "religion" in quotes because it was really just Sunday School but in regular school every weekday. All the Jewy kids and the atheists and the brown people were all sent to the one "ethics" class instead.
and yeah that's how my atheism was seeded basically, but I later became Buddhist.
>>29580312
>I just like to call them their first names, do I really need a reason?
I would help a lot yeah since it goes against all human norms and cultures. but hey whatever makes you happy
>>29580275
Ashley
>finally work up the courage to ask her to senior prom
>she squeals and hugs me
>I think "holy shit it actually worked"
>tfw she says "I'd love to go with you but I'm so sorry, I already agreed to go with (some faggot) a couple days ago"
>tfw instantly go from incredibly happy to dead inside
>tfw would have gone to prom with my oneitis if I didn't bitch out for a couple weeks before finally asking her
I feel like that moment really defined the rest of my life (it was almost 10 years ago, this didn't just happen). I was at a fork in the road. The path I ended up on caused me to sit at home playing WoW all night instead of going to prom and ultimately led to a robot's fate. The other path would have led to fucking my oneitis after prom and maybe I would have made it.
>>29580137
KURT COBAIN WAS NOT A FAGGOT FUCK YOU
>>29577099
Someone want to try to explain this photo?
>>29580415
sunday school is terrible, I fell you bro
me too. not buddhist desu, just don't really care too much about it nowadays. But of course I have been edgy for sometime after all this bullshit
>>29576703
>that one kid whose mum was his teacher.
>>29580137
I, in fact, am a stereotypical Nirvana fanboy who has all the albums on CD.
Kurt was not a faggot.
>>29577099
I was there trying to look badass D-did I fool you m8?
>>29576952
>>29578952
jesus christ, i remember my seventh grade year one my friends started masturbating in class, under his desk, mostly everyone knew, i didnt care at the time because i was the kid who showed my dick to people to prove i had hair
>that one kid who tried to explain to me and my two friends that we were nerds, and that he was popular
he was only on the fringes of the popular kids though, so he felt like he had to force the idea i guess
Also
>that one kid who was my best friend at summer camp but in middle school social structure turned him into my bully
this is why i hate large groups of people
>>29577099
did this for a couple of months and soon enough people started calling me autistic. Afterwards my nickname became "uncouth" (english is not my first language, no exact translation for "tosco")
>>29580320
That grin...
>>29580275
>Caroline
She was a bit of a tomboy, and the smartest girl in our class for most things, but was extremely cute and had short brown hair. Some Chaddy kid named Adam got invited to her 6th grade birthday party and dated her after.
The closest I got to her was when she joined the same martial arts gym as me and I got to spar with her and roll with her during jiu jitsu.
>tfw having your sweaty crush sitting on your hips and trying to overpower you and choke you out
she also kicked me in the balls a few times during sparring.
>>29576952
>be in third grade
>some kid excitedly comes up to a bunch of us during recess
>"guys guys guys come to the bathroom you have to hear this!"
>we follow him but he won't say what it is
>before opening the door he tells us to all be very quiet
>he slowly opens the door
>we walk in very quietly and nobody says a word
>we can see one of the janitor's legs under the stall like he is taking a dump
>but we also hear pages rustling and he is saying shit like "oh yeah baby take that dick"
>heard him fapping too but at the time we didn't know what it was
>we stay there for a couple minutes then leave
>none of us knew what was going on
>we didn't tell any teachers because we weren't sure wtf we just witnessed
>not 100% sure if it was the same janitor but about five years later a janitor at that school was arrested for molesting a loli
>strong chance that never would have happened if we told a teacher about the fapping session we heard
>>29580632
>>that one kid who was my best friend at summer camp but in middle school social structure turned him into my bully
>this is why i hate large groups of people
iktfb
>be bullied and social outcast first year of middle school
>by default end up hanging with other loners kids who get picked on
>get to know each other through the years
>we start picking on each other and testing each others' limits to see who doesn't fight back or engage in the "banter"
>this goes on for years
>by the time high school ends we're all picking on this one kid whose only "real" friend is probably a tulpa, and also gets picked on by the normies and chads.
I remember when I first started bullying the other kids I was like "oh man this feels great all my stress is gone I can see why the popular kids do it to me"
>>29579926
In elemantray school some kid crouched behind a semi's wheels while playing hide and seek with his brother at a gas station. The truck fucking backed over him.
His brother was kind of a bully, but I don't think I ever heard another peep out of him after his bro died.
>captcha: select all trucks
>>29579926
All high school
1. Good friend of mine dies of heroin overdose in wallmart parking lot. He took it, he went to his car, they most likely saw him ODing, left him. security found him in the morning
2. Guy a knew who was a good man but also a chad died in Iraq on first patrol. IED, parents devastated. Saw him only a short time before this. (long story)
3. Guy who used to bully me and my one other friend disappears and is found dead in mexico behind a church some years after high school. Took them 2 weeks to find his body
4. Guy who used to make fun of me and my friends and was an ultra chad kills himself last month. A friend of his comments, "depression is a bitch"
5. Same week of ultra chad's death, class president dies in rock climbing accident. He wasn't a bad guy
6. Druggy bitch dies a few months after high school graduation. good riddance, she was a huge bitch.
>>29580040
Every single person walking the earth has done that at least once, whether they remember it or not.
That geeky (not in a good way) kid who did an oral report on Johann Sebastian Bach and kept pronouncing Bach as "batch".
>>29579634
Why the fuck did you not play sport with your friends?
And by bringing Lego men to play with you became worse than the nerds you didn't want to be
>>29579926
>one
My high school had several heroin overdoses, a drunken car crash, and a girl with cancer.
>>29581082
Because I don't enjoy faggot sports?
>hurr durr but it's funny to run on an open field kicking a ball
I guess anything can entertain a retard.
>by bringing Lego men to play with you became worse than the nerds
Yeah, playing with toys because you don't have any real friends sure is alot worse than being a suck up teacher's pet. Bet you're one of the kids with ADHD having to eat really fast so you can run around like a retard kicking a ball.
>the one kid who smeared shit all over the wall to spell "shit" in shit.
>>29579926
In middle school
>Little brother (like 6) was playing with a real gun, shot her and himself. Natural selection
In HS
>Drugs
>Drugs
>Ran into a wall at 80mph
In my neighborhood school where I didn't go
>sneaks out at 4am
>Gets drunk as fuck
>Steals parents car
>Doesn't even make it out of the neighborhood.
>Natural selection
>>29576737
My entire senior class watched this retarded girl do that for an entire lap. It was unbelievable.
I just googled "naruto run" and now it makes sense, lel
>>29580040
>a fart so bad it led to an entire dodgeball tournament was cancelled because everybody in the gym could smell it
>that one kid who used to streak around the school naked
me
>>29580915
Girl that sat next to me in class killed herself. After a Friday I came back Monday and found out she died
>>29579712
its called autism friendo
>That one kid who asked to see your dick
>That one Chad that always seemed to like you for some reason and even sat next to you in one class.
I CALL MY BEST FRIEND DAD
>>29578952
>That one kid who bragged about having pubes before anyone else.
>TFW everyone overtook him big style when they hit puberty
>>29578629
A bunch of fat dykes did that at my school, made it easy to spot white trash
>>29579811
lol phones weren't invented when I was at highscool you god damn young normies.
>>29580915
>4. Guy who used to make fun of me and my friends and was an ultra chad kills himself last month. A friend of his comments, "depression is a bitch"
You should have posted something like, "so is getting bullied for 4 years of your life and trying to muster the urge to keep showing up for school every day when you know _____ is going to be there".
Fuck anyone who thinks HE had it rough. Its not too late to post it if its only been a month or so.
>>29580614
jesus is this jake?
>that one kid who claimed one of their parents worked for a video game company and got to play upcoming games early
>>29582419
>Dude if you keep hitting B it makes it easier to catch pokemon! Trust me my uncle works for Nintendo!
Fuck you, Eric
Now I can't shake the habit of smashing B whenever I play pokemon and try to catch something. It's a superstition thing.
>>29582392
On the last day of 5th grade, me and my best friend went in to a closed classroom and both peed a little on the carpet. Like some sort of nostalgic farewell.
>>29582467
Kids learned that shit from Oak
>>29579746
>me
>and i got bad grades all the time
>fuck
>>29582621
Same but three of us pissed on the wall and tried to write our names.
>That one kid who was extremely short, high pitched voice, no body hair anywhere that all of a sudden came in tall and lanky with facial hair and armpit hair and a deep voice after a summer
>That fat kid who turned up skinny on the first day of high school
>That muscular kid who turned up fat on the first day of college
>>29581672
>Ran into a wall at 80mph
How the fuck?
>>29576703
FUCK YUUUUUUUUUUU ASSHOLE
That was me !
>>29576703
I did this in grade 1 but i lived with my grandma so i called her grandma but i dont think anyone heard it
>>29580342
Capri, and the kid was my "friend".
>That one kid who was bullied so bad and you didn't wanna step up and help him because it means you'd be victimised too and you were invisible and forgotten about.
>that one kid who thought the teacher was hot
>The kid who wore briefs.
Was kind of a death sentence after a specific age.
>that kid who got lost on a field trip and kept his class waiting for an hour while everyone looked for him
I w-wouldn't know anything about that
My dad was my 4th period teacher 10th, 11th and 12th grade. How fucked am/was I?
>>29583709
>senior year English
>the teacher's son was in the class
>didn't seem to affect him socially, he was a normie (but that isn't the point of this post)
>one day him and this other student are talking shit to each other
>kid loudly makes a really offensive your mom joke to the teacher's son
>teacher hears it
>gives him detention
>>29583765
Heh, I remember something like that happening, but with faculty.
>Teacher throws me out of class for reading Lit during Trigonometry
>have a 96 in Trig
>her room is across the hall from dad's storage area
>he sees me outside, goes to talk to her after school
>she says I'm disrepectful, he says I'm killing the class
>she calls me a nigger to my very lightskinned father's face
>later she applies to be principal
>Dad gets to give recommendation [apparently they give it to other teachers at random]
>I have no idea what he said about her
>She has to go to a 95% black school before she can get promoted
>>29579712
>I still call my mother mommy and my father daddy
I'm not even autistic. What did I do wrong?
>took ritalin as a kid
>barely remember my childhood
feels good
>>29579278
>7th grade
>kid's girlfriend broke up with him and he cried in the bathroom for 3 periods straight, and people from my classes had to keep checking on him
Fucking bitch
>that one kid who always insisted on sitting in the recycling bin instead of at his desk
>>29580632
Did you go to school in Pennsylvania?
>>29582188
>That one Chad that always seemed to like you for some reason and even sat next to you in one class.
holy fuck dude!, i knew a chad that fucking loved me, he was pretty fucking gay, but he was a chad anyways, i never knew why the fuck he liked me so much, thanks to him a get to talk to some girls thou, they asked me why i was so quiet and dumb shit like that :s
>>29579473
>le pennis inspekshun meme
>>29584276
why is this a thing? iktf
>>29584388
>denying the existence of Penis Inspection Day
It probably doesn't happen in your third world country, but it is real.
In 9th grade, every body thought I was fucking the Spanish teacher because she would always sing to me in class and have me stay after. When reality I was in a abusive household and her and the school counselor worked it out that she would take me out after school to tutor me.
>undo belt
>undo buttons
>undo zipper
>pull down pants and underwear to knees
>stands at urinal with pants down to pee
fuckin why dude wtf?
>The new kid who was there for a day and never returned.
>>29576737
it doesnt make you more aerodynamic but it improves your endurance since moving your arms wastes a lot of energy. i remember i saw that on a parkour video years before i ever saw the anime
>>29584657
>stands next to yours
>glances down at you when you pee.
>>29584488
Generally it was the Chad who everyone liked who wasn't mean and was just popular through his sheer charisma and niceness. However, he was also the type who'd give the "Just be yourself :)" advice.
From the Chad that was nice to me, it was that he was into some nerdy stuff that only he could talk about with me.
>>29578629
I wear pajamas to school all the time its fucking great fuck you
>>29584525
>John E. Dong
>Director of Genital Corrections
>>29579092
That one girl who cut herself with scissors in health class (pic unrelated)
>>29581906
Great picture, love blink
>>29579926
one guy already had his license, he was adopted. He drove his brother and another couple (a bit younger) they were friends with to school. Someone tried to overtake a semi and didn't see he was just passing it in the oncoming traffic. His reaction was to pull to the side because he was terrified but the other car managed to brake down. One of the wheels on his car went off the road already, though, so he couldnt really steer back onto it because it got caught in the mud. He was doing about 60-70mph (legal where it happened) but that was enough to make his car go casino royale. It hit a tree before it stopped rolling over. The car was a bit older so only the driver had an airbag. The other three kids died. From that day onward his parents hated him for real. Before that they were just a tiny bit more loving and caring towards his siblings. But not anymore. When I visit my hometown I see a cross and flowers and candles where it happened every time although it happened 10 years ago.
I happened to drive 2 minutes behind them and went over a small hill when I saw what happened when I could see what was behind it.
>mfw my English teacher tried to give me shit because I was upset during the first lesson and I told him to shut up because people just fucking died
>he laughed it off and got mad
>principal announces it to the whole school
>he never said a word about it again, immediately stopped annoying me
>at least I always had an A or B in English although I lashed out on him like that
>That kid that you knew had a shitty home life and introduced you to a ton of rebellious stuff
>>29582392
if your talking about st phillips it's probably me
it's probably not
anyone else have a friend who seemed to be doing just fine and years after graduation you realized that he had a terrible life and probably tried to just cover it up?
>>29579832
>implying vines wont be prized cultural artifacts showing a window into our rich and deep culture before the trump nuclear wars set the world back centuries
>>29576703
>TEACHER, ANON HAS A GAME BOY IN HIS RUCK SACKthat was me
>>29580040
>that kid who was a class clown and likable so who farted on purpose and everyone laughed along
he was my friend. i can only imagine if he was an autist what the reaction would be.
>>29584978
yeah
that was me i think i am still like that now
>that one kid who showed classmates memes on his phone but despite his classmates showing no interest he kept showing them memes anyway
>>29585203
>mfw all my friends loved all the memes I stole from 4chan back in the day
>>29583905
if I'm talking about them to other people then i refer to them as mom and dad. I'll still call my mom momma. I used to refer to my dad as daddy but iv'e just stopped referring to him all together. It doesn't feel right and iv'e never called him dad.
>>29583248
Same but four of us pissed on the ceiling and wrote the lyrics to Stairway to Heaven.
>That kid who had a Youtube channel that got decent views
>>29578726
>that one kid the teacher nursed
Funny stuff, anon.
>>29576786
F-Fuck off
Jackets were always comfy and in /fa/being chubby as a kid was hard
>>29580037
>"hey faggot"
>EVERYBODY turns around
>That one group you always thought you'd get along with
>They'd be sitting near you and you overhear their conversations
>They like all the same things you do
>You next go up and talk to them.
>Still play out the conversations in your head, what your responses would be to the things they are saying.
>>29583666
>That kid who fucked a hot teacher
>>29585826
>that kid who took the hot teacher as his date to senior prom
>>29578920
made that same mistake they actually make you look fatter
>that one kid that constantly wore a hood over his face because his acne disfigured his face
>>29579712
I used to call my dad by his first name for the exact same reason until some kid asked me if he wasn't my real dad. That stung like a motherfucker and made me realise I should just get over myself, calling your parents mom and dad really isn't that childish.
Just do it, anon. At first it may feel weird to call them that but you'll get used to it in no time and it will make your parents very happy.
>>29580632
>blaming the social structure for your friend being a traitor faggot.
>That kid who brings his MLP plush to class
>>29580040
>year 2
>managed to make a fart noise in class with my shoe
>everyone thought somebody farted
>somebody else got the blame for it and was sent out of the room
>>29579926
Ho boy, there were several
>shot himself with his dad's gun in the woods by his house, pretty sure I heard the sirens that morning
>another suicide we never got details on
>cholo gets shot while taking a piss at a party
>cholo gets shot while wearing red in the wrong neighborhood
>a third cholo gets shot, don't remember why
>that one kid who always smelled terrible
>>29586403
Fuck you, you should've just told me sooner instead of talking about it behind my back like the little bitch you are. I had no idea it was that bad.
>>29580275Kat
>have crush on her for 5th grade onwards
>talk to her once throughout the entire three years of middle school
>finally start talking to her halfway through freshman year after we're assigned to the same group in chemistry
>fail hard at talking to her, as I have 0% experience talking to females
>much spaghetti was had
>find out sophomore year she started dating someone around this time
>change schools, stop talking to her after sophomore year
>the following year I try to go to my friend's birthday party (who is her best friend, and is having the party at her house)
>can't go for some reason
>according to friend, she apparently flipped out and didn't want me at her houseI think probably the happiest moment of my life is when we were both waiting for the bus after school, and after talking to one of her friends, she came over and talked to me. Me! After 15 years of me seeking the company of others, someone finally cared enough to come over and talk to me for once! And it was my oneitis too!
>>29583666
>that one kid who was secretly satan
>>29580275
Dora
>inb4 explorer
>spent 4 years of HS staring at her from 2 rows back.
>everyday i would tell myself that tomorrow would be the day i ask her out
>on prom night finally get the balls and ask her to slowdance
>she kinda tears up and says "i'm gonna miss us being together"
>prom finishes walk home 8km home and sob the whole way at 1am
wew
>>29576952
In high school there was this weirdo in class, who flat out never spoke to anyone apart from teachers occasionally.
One day during a history class, he just gets up, rock hard dick in hand, goes to the teacher and blows his load on her (beautiful) ass while she was scribbling on the board.
Holy shit that was mortifying. The teacher turns around and quickly realises what is going on as the dude just walks out never to be seen again.
>>29579926
>be kind of friend with manlet even smaller than me from junior school.
>We went to different high schools and rarely see each other.
>He visits me sometimes, we talk about shit and stuff.
>During winter he steals his father keys to car and crash killing himself.
He wasn't too bright and good looking. He just couldn't take it.
>>29577099
I did this all through middle school, and during high school I just said fuck it and just slept on a wall listening to music, and set an alarm clock, so I'd know when lunch ended.
>>29576786
>that one kid who was salty because others looked better than him
>that one kid who bought autism coat and didnt know he was a stereotype
>>29579285
>Sent a girl into a boys bathroom
Teacher probably kept it to herself.
>>29584669
Why don't long distance runners do it then?
>>29576952
>that guy that got caught behind the sports sheds fingering his girlfriend
>Kid with autism literally on the edge back during one year of school
>Bullies joke about him shooting up the school right near him all the time
>Still continue to bully him
Boy he was gona
>>29583349
He ran real fast
>>29586403
Had a kid like that in my 7th grade. He was a complete dumbass but was friendly and kind to everyone even if everyone including me was always making fun of his smell.
I remenber once one of my friends went up to him one day and really picked on him over how much he smells and how much of a dumbass he was and how his mom was a slut and nobody liked him and then he just burst out crying because all of that was true (his mom was a hocker and abondoned him when he was a baby).
Another time, in spanish class near christmas time, the teacher thought It would be fun If we did a secret santa type of thing and have each of us give a gift to a random person. The random person I got was the smelly kid which he was all excited about because I guess he saw me as a very good friend, but then I switched him out with my best friend and the look on his face and his quietness the rest of the day really made me feel bad for him. I didn't say anything to him and he later moved to france to actually be with his mother (more proof that he was a dumbass, he choose a fucking spanish class instead of french class).
Recently I found him on facebook and not only has he gotten ripped but he got a girl pregnant at 17, got a restraining order from her parents and isn't allowed to see his baby and got arrested several times. Makes me think that if only I hadn't turned him down back in middle school, none of this would have happened.
>>29587599
Nice dubs. Don't they run with their arms just kinda flopping around at their sides? Maybe if you ran super ninja fast they would flap behind you
>>29580275
>Have half-friend where we play hand ball in a group together
>Out of nowhere he dates the girl I liked
>Dates her right through highschool right to mid last year and then he breaks up with her
>He had the same name as me
I gave up after the first week
>>29587625
Also, I probably should had menttion this but the kid was a gypsi, so him getting arrasted and all that crazy shit was probably only a matter of time.
>>29579555
Stop it. Get some help.
>>29579926
The first time, this one girl in my school got decapitated in a motorcycle accident when I was in 5th grade. The second time it happened, a guy who I had a few classes with got brain cancer and died after a long battle with it. He got cancer in my sophomore year and died in my senior year.
>>29579926
aboriginal drunk on a train track
>>29579994
>not even the worst player in the class
>still get picked last
I don't get it
> this one kid whos dad absued his mum and one day he had enough so he took a knife and killed his dad
Man, good ol' times
>>29587581
what makes them so autistic? i see normies wearing them all the time.
>that kid who acted like an asshole to compensate for his crippling self doubt
>that kid who was really annoying in middle school, but became a pretty cool guy in high school
>that kid who never shut up about communism
>that kid who talked about being a ladies man, but spilled his spaghetti hard any time he actually talked to someone of the opposite sex
>>29579712
I think it's just generally polite to call an adult much older than you in a formal way, whether it be their second name or a title.
Of course, because you're an adult and are considered "mature/responsible", you do have the choice to call them by whatever, so why still question it like a fucking autist?
>>29576703
>be in 5th grade
>sit next to the weird kid
>kid rubs his dick in class
>>29584657
That happened to me.
>Exit stall
>kid at urinal with pants all the way down
>looks back at me nervously
>continues peeing
Why even look at me then!
>>29577099
What the ass, I did this too sometimes
>>29578920
Im very self conscious of my skinny body and I think jackets make me look fatter
>>29585203
S.J?
>>29578800
>Double negative there intentional
>Gets double zero-zero
DUUUUDEPraise KEK
>That kid who was fantasizing about his qt teacher bullying him and replied "Yes mistress" when she tried getting his attention
J U S T
U
S
T
>>29587581
Dude looks sharp idk what the issue is
>that kid who had the hot as fuck big sister in the program they do
>that kid who would use the time to play games
Me
I loved it. Guienea pig died and i was sad as fuck
>>29584691
Bottom-rung Chads are the mean ones because they're insecure in their positions. The top-tier Chads are nice to everyone who's nice to them.
>>29581453
You don't seem to understand anon. They might be chasing a ball, but they are not the retards. They will fuck Stacy countless times, will be successful and live a worthy life.
This charade you're playing is not fooling anyone, being away from the nerds and not Chad doesn't make you cool, makes you even worse than the nerds.
LEGO toys, Jesus, even robots know this is suicide. I hope you waste your life in this hell hole.
>>29580479
I'm sorry.originalinio
>>29585767
This is real, mein neigher
>>29586695
that end part happened to me, oneitis sat across from me for an entire year in English, didn't talk, then at the bus stop had a conversation utterly riddled in small talk but still the most rewarding experience of my life
>turns out she's lesbian
>then becomes straight with the ugliest cuck boy iv ever seen
>I'm now dating her friend
>>29587405
Totally worth
>>29587664
>if someone mocks Alex Jones they must be crazy
The mental gymnastics of you fanboys never fails to make me laugh
>>29577099
I did that because I'd rather live in my mind than be at school and I can think clearer when walking.
>>29580225
>posts another hat tipping pic
Are you fucking retarded?
>primary one
>given a task to colour umberellas in with marker pens
>take the red pen and cover the entire a4 sheet top to bottom in red ink
>anon this is wrong!! go back and do it again
>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU MRS MACKY I CAN DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT FUCK OFF
>>29584657
Like this you mean?
>>29590385
yea precisely
>>29579926
Hung himself afterbeing bullied by me and my friendsfor 2 years.
Funny thing is I wasn't even chad or something I just was a asshole and the guy was a huge sperg.
>>29585256
literally me in 2009-2010
>that one kid that got post-its put on his back
>that one kid that was touched by those sitting behind him so that he would turn around and they'd act like they did nothing
>that one kid who endured it all silently
>>29576703
>the chads who always talked about politics
>that one somalian kid who would go into fight or flight mode every time they saw a dog
>that one kid with a crippling fear of birds
Fun times
> that edgy kid that used to explode things
> that weird adopted kid that jerked to his step sister
> that chess club geek that still lives with his parents
Guess which one is me ?
>>29591678
>crippling fear of birds
>>29577099
I just sat on bench in the hall playing with my DS. I didn't really care anymore after a while.
>>29579926
A girl's mom died and one of my friends in elementary school his brother got hit by a train but nobody from my school ever died while I was there. I heard one of my elementary school classmates died a few years ago though.
>>29587889
>tfw I was that kid
I was just so autistic that I thought no one noticed.
>that kid who was paranoid that everyone was out to get him or make fun of him somehow and was afraid of making friends because of this
>his only friend was the one kid who was more autistic than him because he was sure that he wasn't one of the other kids
>>29591892
That kid was you wasn't it?
>>29591992
yes. That was in middle/high school. I wasn't very paranoid in elementary school and I'm not paranoid anymore so I think it had to do with puberty.
>>29580040
>he pretended it was me
>the substitute teacher believed him
>>29580915
tfw 2 years past since high school and no one died
>>29587610
this reopened a memory I had...
I remember being in like...8th or 9th grade maybe and my class mates were having at me on how i was quiet and joking about a kill list i would have. Even the teacher joined in...
>>29590014
M8, that's a paragraph of baby-talk that you just put out. Get some help.
>>29587610
>tfw fantasized about shooting up the school but didn't have access to guns because I live in Europe
Maybe it was for the better
>>29576703
>those kids who had the same first name but a different last name
>they always ask "which one"at roll call
>THE FIRST ONE IS THE ONE WITH THE LAST NAME CLOSER TO A IN THE ALPHABET YOU FUCKS YOU ASK THAT EVERYDAY IT LITERALLY NEVER CHANGES RRRREEEEE
>>29591765
The 2nd one
>>29592340
>everyone who replies to me is the same anon
Stop posting, retard.
>>29592346
I would have gone with arson but discovered porn JUST in time
>>29577099
STOP. FUCKING STOP.
I WANTED TO FORGET THOSE THINGS.
>the kid who spared my life when he shot up the school because I was nice to him
>Tfw he shot the other school shooter and pulled a Darth Vader redemption
>He then shot himself
>Turns out he was Muslim
Turns The kid thought I was a terrorist so he let me live
>>29579712
This. my wife's son calls me by my first name all the time/
>that guy in middle school who had the 10/10 sister in high school everyone fantasized about but obviously had no chance with
>That could who would always wear the same sweater everyday
>>29593242
> raises another mans
> allows the kid to call him his first name
Oh, anon.
>>29587625
WTF is a hocker? was she german?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsVcMqgQdJo
>>29592641
>I am now downloading VeggieTales for my kids to watch tomorrow
Thanks for reminding me to.
>>29593645
How new are you?This is an original piece of intellectual property.
>>29579926
Manslaughter/accident
>It's a long story
>>29580275
Sara
I broke my arm the day i was going to ask her out.She got a date when i was hospitalized.
>>29592641
This would be really cool if it actually happened
>>29579926
Cut in half trying to hold on to a truck while on bike
>that ginger manlet who was a 5/10 at best that somehow got more pussy than you did
>>29591621
>that one somalian kid who would go into fight or flight mode every time they saw a dog
fucking kek
>>29580106
I day dream about playing music for a while crowed.. I miss playing live... Fuck I wish I had motivation to keep playing guitar
>>29587581
>mfw still wear this around college
>even in june
I need the pockets to store my wallet/keys/phone/headphone/coins etc
>>29580275
Always a close friend of mine
>tfw friends always get them first and then you're conflicted with the option of bros or hoes
Always believed in bros before hoes, in hindsight I regret it because those bros weren't as bro as I thought and now I'm a robot.
>tfw nothing interesting happened at my school so I can't relate to any of these "kids"
>school uniform so no weirdly dressed kids
>no retards
>no sexual stories to talk about
Just fuck my wasted youth up famalam
>>29579795
Literally this.
Vine trends spread like cancer in schools.
>That one kid who tried to bully people but it ended up making him get bullied by everyone else
>>29579684
anon there was someone like that in every single school
>>29579926
In HS. Car full of Chads and Stacies not wearing their seat belts crashed. All four died. Very popular preppy kids. The school actually closed for a day and offered grief counseling, raised money for the families etc. I almost got the shit kicked out of me when they asked me to donate and I said no and that if it had been me that died no one would've given a shit.
>>29595859
Did you got to a public school in a working class area?
>>29595970
Bullied kids probably have it worse these days. Due to the fact that bullying is not recorded and sometimes put on the internet for all to see or people are victimised for vines.
>>29596207
>I almost got the shit kicked out of me when they asked me to donate and I said no and that if it had been me that died no one would've given a shit.
tip top
> that one kid you thought was your friend, but then used you for his own bidding.
Seriously, I had this one kid steal my Palkia from Pokemon, then threatened to release it if I didn't obey his wishes.
R.I.P. Palkia
>>29596252
public school yeah, why does the area matter?
>>29579926
There were a couple drug overdoses, more than a few "almosts", and a girl who got hit by a bus. Then there was my friend Michael.
Michael had a heart condition that nobody knew about. One day, he went down on the playground and never got up. We were 7 years old. I learned a new word when it happened. "Defibrillator". They said he might've made it if the school had one. But they didn't. I don't fault them for it; how often does an elementary school need one of those?
I still remember the song played at his funeral: "May There Always Be Sunshine". Our class had sung it together before. The words were changed to reference our hometown. This time the words were about him.
It hurt, man. Still does every once in a while.
>>29596446
Wacky stories tend to happen in schools in working class areas, typically failing schools, or top private schools.
>>29596207
They would have "Given a shit" like when an unpopular kid dies and all the Stacies start crying because they miss him and they acted like they knew him and some Chads say he was a bro and all that stuff when these were all the people who bullied him into suicide or whatever.
If you died in a car crash, thats what you would have become, an object used by Stacies for attention. So yeah they'd have "given a shit" because it'd benefit them.
>>29579926
One kid died of an asthma attack at his own 18th birthday party
Another fell off of a balcony during a school trip to France
Four died in a car accident the same week one of them got their driving license
>>29596452
Drug overdoses seriously? In school? I never thought that was a thing. Aren't schoolkids too young for that shit?
>>29596808
I'm assuming the ODs were in high school, not first grade.
>>29596808
I snorted coke in the school bathroom when I was 14
>>29597045
But to OD you would need to have huge amounts of hard drugs and I didn't think highschoolers have access to that.
>that kid who couldn't stop laughing when someone made a funny face until 9th grade
He kept his hair like David Hasselhoff if that changes anything.
>>29597131
You don't need a whole lot to OD from shooting heroin and in my school we had a dude that shot up in the bathroom, it can happen. My school was pretty shitty
>>29596808
>>29596860
The ODs were during high school, yeah. My school was big on drugs for a loooong time. It cleared up a fair bit when I was there, but I've heard through the grapevine that it's coming back.
Still though, there were a whole bunch of girls in my area who were into some hard shit from a very early age. I'm talking like 12-13 years old. One of the ODs was a 15 year old girl who mixed, among other things, Klonopin and Suboxone.
>>29597519
> One of the ODs was a 15 year old girl who mixed, among other things, Klonopin and Suboxone.
One whore less on the planet.
Why can't they wait till they're grown up? It's not like the drugs are going anywhere.
>>29577099
>I'm getting talked about again on a cantonese finger painting board for mild autists
>>29576737
anime produces autism
>>29584725
Joe F? is this you?
>>29588838
This is a good piece of theory, we should develop it so we can make a top tier chad - low beta alliance of mutual assistance.
>>29586403
Shit mate, there's a dude like that in a class next to mine (and we have some classes together). He's a classic robot, almost bullied by everyone (almost because it's just a little teasing, I know cause I've been bullied as well and it's not bad at all) and always alone. I'd be his friend but he just smells SO FUCKING BAD. Like christ, it's enough that he enter the classroom and I want to puke. I can't imagine how the dudes in his class feel.
>>29576786
>that kid who wore a jacket and jeans outside during band practice even though when it was 90 degrees, humid, and sunny
>>29599069
Yeah, shit. Who are you?
>>29577099
that was pretty much me. i just sat alone at the lunch table though, didn't walk the halls.
>>29578726
Oh fug
Those titts
>>29584630
>because she would always sing to me in class
that sounds awkward, also was she hot?
>>29579926
One dude hung himself
One dude dealt cocaine and got shot or some shit
He didn't die but one kid got arrested stole his grandma's car and robbed a 7/11 at gunpoint
>>29587581
>pea coat
>autism
perhaps you meant to post the picture of a trenchcoat?
>>29580275
Nancy. At least I called her out on her shit after stringing me along for so long. That felt good.
>>29576952
In my brothers school, it was under the desk in Biology. Everyone joked that he was jerking it to the naked skeleton.
>>29587889
>be that kid
>"dude are you touching your dick??"
>"N-no."
I'm sorry Gavin, I don't know why I thought putting my hand through my hoodie sleeve and down my pants was subtle
>that one strange paranoid kid
>screamed about god's wrath during lunch
>swore that he could kill any of his friends if he wanted to
>still friends
>>29587744
>>that kid who was really annoying
>>29580134
I actually did this once, my friends almost beat me up
>>29580140
This is why people hate 4Chan.
>>29576952
My friend jerked it in fifth grade under the desk. Didn't get caught but our teacher had a fat ass so i see why he did it
>>29585738
>art school
>"hey faggot"
>get lynched
>>29601095
No one gives a shit what you think
>>29582654
>Fearow
>Master ball
How did a retard like this become a professor?
>>29601315
same except it was our french teacher and she had massive tits and always wore a sweater
>>29577099
Fuck you, you piece of scum
>>29601095
>4Chan
comment serial #46235690
>>29578243
You degenerate bastard
>that kid who never got any sleep
>>29601463
Coincidentally the same friend jerked it in spanish class 9th grade because of the spanish teacher having a fuego body. He came on a girls backpack that was in front of him lmao me and some other friends their were trying so hard to hold back laughter
>>29580692
You duntz
>that literally retarded kid that asked the teacher "what does circle the answer mean" during a test
funniest thing I ever witnessed to be honest
>>29581934
Why did she do it? What grade was this?
>>29577099
You knew that was me and you posted it anyways. I just didn't want anyone to know I was alone.
>>29579346
I did that and managed to get the fuck out of there while keeping my cool. I also didn't spill anything because briefs are better than boxers.
>>29591586
I'd punch their faces ....or tell they're scum...
>>29599220
Fuck you scum tell him nicely that he smells or something, you're scum...
>>29578341
i know it's probably common but this sounds familiar. where you from?
>>29576703
This reminds me
>Like 5 or 6 years old
>Classmate's mom is a substitute teacher
>Her kid's name is Jason
>Jason starts freaking the fuck out thinking he can get away with whatever he wants
>He takes his dick out a few times, everyone is grossed out
>I cut class and hide in the playhouse out in the playground
>No one is the wiser and I decide I will remain there until school is over
>Was only a kid so the realization that other classes would go out for recess and then go back in never crossed me
>Once the first class comes out I realize my substitute will eventually come out and I need to split
>Hide in this little tower
>Eventually my class comes out, a couple kids see me and ask where I've been
>Say something stupid about not wanting to see Jason's peepee and if they knew what's good for them they'd be hiding too
>Before you know it half the fucking class is now hiding and there is no way the substitute isn't going to notice that
>The bell rings, only half the kids line up to go back into class
>I have relocated to a tree by this point because too many people were crowding my tower
>Sub goes into tower and asks why no one is going back in
>They redirect her to me
>She spends like 10 minutes looking for me, I'm not going anywhere
>The principal comes out, starts screaming for everyone to go in
>Everyone does except me
>The class goes in and the principal is outside screaming for me, we're alone out together
>There was only like an hour left to school now so I probably should have just went in and taken my chances
>Principal finds me because I start howling like a retard when the pine needles get blown into my face because it was windy
>Tell him I'm not going inside because Jason was trying to show everyone his peepee
>I get sent to the office, Jason is too
>We're sat down together for like an hour and a half, AFTER FUCKING SCHOOL WAS OVER, to discuss our differences
>It basically ends with "It is not ok to take out your private parts"
>>29576737
I did this in kindergarten, because it was like sonic. Then in first grade I realized it did not work.
>>29580692
Reminds me of a middle school janitor
>Guy is like 5 feet tall
>Other kids routinely make fun of him to his face
>One jock wrestling kid pushes him down
>Guy gets up and knocks the kid the fuck out
>Gets arrested for assaulting a minor
The cops showed up asking questions, I told them what the kid did but I guess it didn't matter. Somehow fellow students found out and I was ostracized from then on. I think a police officer told a teacher what I said, and she in turn told some students. Fuck I hated the boonies
>>29583865
LOLLed hard and I'm a Cracker
>>29584525
This is one of the reasons they have to do it
>>29584657
What age? 3rd grade, not a huge deal. 8th grade? WHOA DUDE
>>29584668
I COULDN'T TAKE YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!
>>29576786
i did this, it probably made people think i was a self conscious fatty but i actually did it so people wouldn't notice how emaciated i was
>>29579994
This was me
>be the last one to be picked
>neither team wanted me
>i just awkwardly say "its okay guys ill sit out"
>one dude looks at me and says "you were never even in dude"
>oh
I sat by myself everyday because i never wanted to feel that again
>>29583968
holy shit someone else knows this feel
I literally have a vague misty idea of what happened to me ages 5-11 and then i started throwing that shit in the toilet. Middle school sucked but at least i wasnt a zombie
> that one stoner kid with greasy hair who nobody much even noticed, until one day some girl (not even a Stacey) loudly said "Hey [kid], there's this new invention you ought to try, it's called shampoo!"
> mfw
>>29603097
Harsher than usual, bro
> I was always last or second-to-last picked; 2nd-to-last sometimes only because I was pretty tall.
>> one time picked last in a co-ed class after EVERY girl, even the fat one.
>>29579520
oh god no
i do this to this very day
>that one kid who wore the same three pairs of pants all year because he was poor
>that kid who thought playing guitar would make him cool but it did nothing
>that one kid who could get along with anyone but had no friends whatsoever
>that kid that constantly moved schools and had no long term friends because of it
>that one kid who always got Bs
>that one kid who tried his hardest to live up to his 5.0 GPA valedictorian brother
hahaha not like id know anything about these
>>29585959
Truly, this is the pinnacle of male success.
>>29579377
How the fuck did you find me?
>>29603530
a-are you talking about me
anyone here go to PHS
>>29603819
Portage high school?
>>29603833
Peninsula High School
>>29603854
Dammit nvm
>>29603530
>>that one kid who wore the same three pairs of pants all year because he was poor
A-at least I washed them.
>>29576703
That one kid who tells his parents when they ask him 'what happen?' that he had argument with his firends but in reallity he was being bullied And has no friends
>>29603887
I'm living on two pairs of pants right now anon. It could've been worse.
>pants get dirty
>tfw other pair is dirty as well
>>29578629
I did this. No ragrets
>that kid who tried to join accelerated classes, slowed the whole class down, and then dropped halfway through the semester
>>29579926
motocross accident
>that one kid who always told farfetched stories
>>29577099
>not doing your homework or studying so it actually looks like you're doing something or that you're super smart
Plus it's cool when you actually do come home and you don't have to do any homework
>that kid who everyone hated for no reason
>that autistic kid who people pretended to be friends with but secretly talked behind their back
>that kid who ended up getting kicked out of school for wanting to get revenge on the normalfags
>that kid who would daydream about beating up those who did him wrong
>that kid who will never have friends because everyone that he sees immediately hates him
>that kid who spent his entire teen years playing vidya/shitposting because nobody liked him
>>29576703
>That Chad who killed himself by driving 70 miles per hour and hit a ditch because family issues.
He was the only chad that was nice to me.
>>29578726
>tfw mummy made milkies for din dins
>>29579092
>that kid who wore an inverted cross around his neck and called the girls whores to their faces and painted his pinky fingernail red and listened to the birthday massacre unironically
>>29587648
Long distance runners pump their arms to the rate of their legs. Its so they can get more momentum and take longer strides.
>that kid who graduated at 20
>>29606419
I got hooked on black tar at 16 and dropped out for 3 years, at least I graduated fuckhead.
>that one kid that always sat like L from death note
>>29577099
sophomore year mang..
>>29606495
Sup, breh, knee croucher reporting in
for some time i ate lunch with the vice principal in middle school. until I found someone who was into good vidya.
>>29580632
Andy? From tosa? What ever happened to you?
>>29588019
I can relate to this so well
>accidentally call teacher mom but it's in a different language
dodged a bullet
>>29581453
>hurr durr but it's funny to run on an open field kicking a ball
>I guess anything can entertain a retard.
I'd friend you already, god i fucking hate sports and everyone and everything to do with it.
Faggots running around and fighting each other over a fucking ball like they are dogs or something.
>>29576703
everyone has fucking done that at some time or another you stupid faggot
>that one kid who made up cheats for video games
DUDE IF YOU USE STRENGTH ON THE TRUCK YOU FIGHT MEW
>>29606802
dude 90% of the shit that comes out of a kids mouth is bullshit, don't worry about it
>That kid who weared the same hat every fucking day, even inside the class
>He'd try to avoid to remove it when told to
>That shy kid that people wondered if he was gay
>That kid who always touched other way to much
one of my friends went around the school asking for money to donate for clothing for me because i always wore the same things. was embarrassing
>>29587405
Absolute madman, he's probably on this board right now.
>>29606079
You had a very sad childhood, anon.
>that one kid who confessed to having tasted his own cummies
Poor fellow got bullied for years. People need to realize that Truth or Dare isnt a binding contract.
>>29603887
wore same 2 hoodies through middleschool because I was so used to sleeves and had ugly shirts.
>That one kid who always ran everywhere at school no matter how short the distance was
>>29591412
Same here but the sperg didn't kill himself. We were both pretty spergy but I was more of an asshole than he was.
>>29587610
Mfw i used to bully little autistic faggots too
>That one kid who used to swim around at public pools and touch girls then pretend it was an accident.
>That one kid that started humping his long fluffy teddy bear in his bed after he saw an attractive girl appear on tv.
god I was a horny little fuck, that fact that no girl gave me any attention made it even worse. It still does.
>>29606830
>That shy kid that people wondered if he was gay
I bullied the shit out of a kid like that in junior year. No matter how much I tried to toughen him up he would just start crying and refused to fight back, ended up killing himself after people found out he was a homo.
>>29579926
When I was in jr high there was a spergy kid who was pretty annoying and he got bullied a lot by the chads and Stacie's because of it. I remember one time where I said that I had some dirt on him and all of those assholes all look at me with complete intersts and full attention even though they completely ignored me all year. I told them about some small thing that he did and they ignored me after that. Anyway this kid, his dad and two younger brothers all died in a fire. The rumor as to why they couldn't get out of the apartment is be sure his dad had grounded them and locked then in their room before the fire started.
I wasnt really sad about it for very long but I got really pissed off when all of the chads and Stacie's who had bullied him all started going around crying and getting out of class so they could get "emotional therapy" 5 years later, I still fucking hate them.
>>29606967
irony
bullies are autistic losers themselves
That one kid who never fitted in and was antisocial af
>>29606987
I also was that kid. Thankfully I'm a lot less horny now
>>29591412
man if i was you I couldn't live with myself for being such a faggot that someone killed themselves over it..
oh well, let's hope standards never finds you
>>29607032
why not?
>you have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original
god even the board settings are autistic
>That one kid who was a Jehovah's witness and printed off papers telling people why Halloween was satanist.
Thank god that buzzkill moved.
>>29605960
Oh god that kid. And its always something kinda funny and sort of believeable at first, until you think about it.
>yeah that one time i was on the train with some pals, made friends with the conduktor and he gave me his hat and i could go around the train checking peoples tickets
I mean its a funny little story, but come on m8.
>>29607025
Woah. What school did you go to? That sounds exactly like me
>>29606987
>tfw you were so horny you would hump the furniture when you were in kindergarten
>tfw you did it infront of your parents with no shame
>>29580744
This
I bullied a few kids when I was you get but that was only after they had pissed me off and i felt that it was justified. As I grew older and I started watching porn I found out that I am a sadist.
>>29607096
>That one kid atheist kid who would use any excuse he could go start a debateI made a few terrible YT videos too
>>29607156
It's amazing how much cringey ass shit we do as kids because our brains haven't been upgraded to common sense yet
Makes me feel sorry for all the kids who have been recorded or recorded themselves being cringe. Their shit get's spread all over the internet and laughed at by manchildren who fail at life as well,
>>29607096
My best friend in 5th grade was a protestant edgelord who literally thought anything remotely non Christian had to do with the devil. It was very insufferable noe that i think about it.
>that kid who cried in his first sleepover
>>29587688
stoon?
That one kid who ran like Sonic in elementary school and thought it was cool
AKA me
>that one kid who always yelled "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" whenever two other kids were having a heated conversation
>>29576952
>be in 7th grade
>there's this real weirdo in the class
>like, really weird
>one day some girl bends over to pick up a marker she dropped
>he sees down her shirt
>pulls one arm under his shirt and starts jerking it
>the WHOLE CLASS can hear him doing it
>incredibly awkward silence as we all give him glances, stupified at what to do
>gets even worse when he yells 'UUUNGH' and dark wet splotches appear on the inside of his shirt
>some girl goes 'D-did you just do what I think you did?'
>long story short his mom had to bring him a new t-shirt
>he didnt get in trouble but this was a very bad school. bad as ina girl got raped in the hallways
>>29587744
>that kid who never shut up about communism
had an Alienware laptop and was damn near ready to shoot up the school
>>29585767
This physically hurts me
>>29587744
>>that kid who talked about being a ladies man, but spilled his spaghetti hard any time he actually talked to someone of the opposite sex
this was, and stil, is me
>That one kid who stole a computer belonging to a special ed kid and replaced all his work with gay porn
>That one kid who dressed up as Hitler for the class photo and the teachers didn't stop him
>That one kid who dragged a dead fox to the school and left it in the corridor
>That one kid that picked up a snake and released it in the building
It was me
>>29608213
stop acting like an unwanted nigger
>>29607000
I really hope this is just bait.
>>29608627
Get fucked cracka
>>29607000
you realize you're going to hell right?
I wouldn't be able to sleep if I was you tbqh
>>29607000
fucking gold one less faggot in the world
>>29607000
>bullied an innocent person to literal death
What a fucking evil freak..
seriously who does that?
>>29608685
does your mom know you're being this edgy online?
>>29607000
enjoy hell faggot
>>29584525
I live in the US and we never had this, although I live in Mini-Canada
>>29607000
>that one kid who is going to hell
>>29608732
Hurt duur I was outsmarted I know I'll call him edgy
>>29608795
i could anyone be outsmarted by a reddit reject like yourself?
>>29608793
>>29608663
>>29608752
>>29608721
samefag
boop beep bop
>>29608827
bruh you fail
>>29608827
summer is here..
retard
>>29583905
being a manchild probably
>>29607503
why did you cry?
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29608876
wow you proved me
the other 3 are the same guy
>>29608663
>>29608721
>>29608752
>>29608793
It's not my fault some little queer couldn't handle the bantz. He wouldn't have made it far in life anyway.
>>29608986
hey dipshit, more than 1 person believe in hell
>>29609013
Actually it is, his blood is on your hands faggot
Have fun living on damage control
>>29609046
Literally all I did was tell everyone he was gay after he confessed his feelings to me. If other people bullied him that isn't in any way my fault because I had nothing to do with it.
>>29609080
>betrayed his trust
>told an entire school about how this guy is gay
>not your fault
You killed him anon and your denial isn't going to change any of that
>>29609080
>Literally all I did was tell everyone he was gay
>No matter how much I tried to toughen him up he would just start crying and refused to fight back, ended up killing himself after people found out he was a homo.
>>29609103
Maybe he should've just stayed in the closet then? I was okay with the kid until he started bawling about being gay and not knowing what to do and blah blah blah. It was his fault for telling me in the first place.
>>29609138
and it's your fault for being a autist about it and bullying him into suicide
>>29608663
>>29608721
>>29608752
>>29608793
Why are there so many faggots on here all of a sudden?
I bullied a guy in elementary until he had a mental breakdown and had to take anti-depressants, called him a fatfuck and a faggot.
Wasn't just me though, my best friend even pulled his pants down but accidentally pulled his briefs down too so that all the girls saw his micropenis.
We all just wanted him to kill himself, that annoying cunt, but today he's a relatively normal social outcast weeaboo cunt.
Anyways, as I was saying. Gtfo summerfag niggers, suicide, gore, evil and lots of other bad shit is pretty much standard here on le epic 4chin.
Kill yourselves.
>>29609162
Why are you defending someone that weak in the first place? If you kill yourself just because people make fun of you then it's probably better off you're gone.
>>29587405
That's the fakest story I have every read on here
>>29609178
Board traffic doesn't increase during summer you dumb fucking retard. You claim that and a friend "bullied" someone like that other guy, and yet you're posting on r9k. You don't belong here.
>>29609316
>Board traffic doesn't increase during summer you dumb fucking retard.
That's because all the smart dudes are taking a break over summer to avoid the summerfags, also, I hardly doubt you have any real statistics on website traffick.
>You claim that and a friend "bullied" someone like that other guy, and yet you're posting on r9k
you say "claim" like you think I'm lying. Which I do not like.
Anyways, who are you to judge who belong here and who do not? Just because I bullied and still bully others does not make me uneligible to post here, I too am a true social outcast who pretends to have a personality during social situations but prefer to stay at home and shield myself from the outside world.
This world sucks ass, you gain nothing from being nice, so I do what I feel like, and I have no problem with bullying others to the brink of death, since they most likely are annoying faggots that crave attention and/or just want to be a nuisance.
If you're bullied, you're doing something wrong.
You can deny it all you want, but you know it's true.
>>29609374
Yeah if you're bullied you're probably a total dweeb but it doesn't make being a bully any better. You're as pathetic is they are. The fact you think it's so cool you bullied this guy but still ended up here says a lot about bullies in general.
>>29609441
At least I'm not dead unlike nancy boy ,':^y
>>29576703
I did this accidentally all the time.
>>29609374
>still bullies others
So you not only don't belong here, but you're underage?
>no real statistics
Go look it up, moot confirmed himself that traffic doesn't increase. People who are 4chan don't leave during summer for fear of newfaggotry because it's an always apparent rapidly breeding mess that you personally are a part of. Especially nowadays with normalfags and redditors invading the board enmasse thanks to shit like /r/4chan or /r/greentextstories or whatever the fuck the board is called.
The person doing the bullying is the one in the wrong, for the record. You aren't doing it for good intentions, you're doing it because of your own insecurities or entertainment. Bullying solves nothing that a simple chat can't solve five times sooner, but mentally deficient people such as yourself are incapable of understanding other people or being able to level with someone.
>>29578952
Me. I did it because it got laughs out of people. When I made people laugh it made me feel better about myself. Little did I know that they were laughing *at* me. I ended up being "That creep who's addicted to jacking off" for my entire high school career.
>>29607156
>kindergarten
wtf I didn't even start masturbating til I was 14...
when is the normal time to start??
>>29609454
Being dead is better than being here. at least it's over when you're dead.
>>29609441
I don't think it's cool, but I am still proud of having done it.
Maybe there's a better word for it, but seeing others come to harm brings me great schadenfreude, and the fact that you think bullying others is pathetic just confirms the fact that you're probably bullied yourself.
If you don't bully, but isn't bullied you are totally indifferent, you should have no opinion on either of them, that is atleast how most of the neautrals are.
If you are bullied, you despise bullies.
If you Bully, you despise the bullied.
I am here because I can be myself here, no matter how cringeworthy that might have sounded.
Outside, with others, I have to pretend to be a person, much like all the other normalfags do but doesn't realise it.
>>29578920
>adding layers
>look thinner
: ^)
>>29609466
>Underage
What is College?
>Moot
Traitorfag
>The person doing the bullying is the one in the wrong
I am sorry I brought back the painful memories of you being bullied, but denying the fact that you were probably an annoying dickhead will not change anything.
>>29579525
I remember in highschool everyone tried appropriating old memes and impact font to spread their school presidential counsel advertising it was so cringe, and yet those people tended to be the popular ones. It was nuts, because it implies that the vast majority of people aren't actually cooler, they're just way slower at picking things up.
>>29609508
Your line of reasoning is completely dumb.
I've been on both sides, bullied in primary school then a bully in secondary school. I hate bullies because they are just as broken as the people they torment but pretend that they aren't. It's pathetic, and I was pathetic for doing so.
At least admit that you're a sociopath if you honestly enjoy harming others.
>>29579926
She was some smoker kid and her boyfriend "accidentally" shot her in the head while playing with a gun
>>29579926
He was some dude le weed xP faggot. Got high and hit a utility pole doing 90(mph yurofags).
>>29580275
I had a crush on this homely motherfucker who used to openly go on 4chan during lunch, but he was really smart so I liked him anyway. Nevertheless he was really quiet and so was I so every interaction I had was spaghetti, and I found out he had a crush on my smaller cuter more open asian friend who laughed him off.
>>29609575
I never said I was anything other than a sociopath.
Don't get me wrong, there have been several key moments where I realise I'm a piece of shit, but it only lasts for about an hour before I start enjoying it again.
>Bullies are just as broken as the people they torment
Nah, the tormented ones are pretty worse off than the bullies, you'd know that if you weren't just pulling this shit out of your ass.
I've had a good life, slightly more than medium wage parents who raised me with good christian intentions.
I just turned into a "Sociopath" sadist who knows that everyone is an asshole who only does things for personal gain, I also hate god and not a day goes by without me wishing I could kill that disgusting fuck.
Anyways, I'm probably sounding pretty edgy right now and I fear you will not take me seriously.
Bullied people are absolute faggots, bullies can be ok people, for example; My best friend I mentioned before is a perfectly normal human being, not a "sociopath" shut-in like me. He just also hates weak fucking faggots.
>>29579926
He got bit by a mosquito during football practice and caught that EEE.
Last time I saw him was the last day of school the prev year and he wouldn't share his combos with me.
>>29579994
I was very often picked 2nd to last because I had hustle and wasn't fat.
>that kid who robbed a check cashing place and went to prison because he blew all the money at once
>that kid who followed other kids around as a fourth wheel
>>29579926
When I just joined school at 11, some 18 year old student died, although I can't remember how.
We had a large war memorial in our school where a long list of names of students who were called up to fight during World War 1/2 and died were listed though.
>>29579340
I did that basically all through highschool
>>29585767
This hit home
>>29585767
I knew two people like this. My group was above the absolute rejects on the social ladder, we contained anything between the spergs to the cyborgs. I was in the cyborg tier with a couple of my other friends and we got in well with a lot of the popular group. I saw a couple of people who wanted to join our group desperately and went out of my way to get them in. In the end these people I 'recruited' are my best mates and still here. Feels good.
>>29579994
Fuck man I wasn't even bad at sports or even spergy but every time I got picked last even after the fucking weird kids, it really fucked my self-confidence for a long time
>>29609521
It's more about making your body look more streamlined and straight, rather than just being in a shirt that hugs your body so fucking man boobs stick out and so does your belly
>>29608752
>>29608793
>Implying it isn't the gay faggot who's going to hell.
>>29608960
Cause i was a lil paranoid fuck who thought his parents would die or something lmao.
Now, i fucking love it. I even slept on a park once
>>29578523
There was this one kid in my school that would bring sunglasses everyday. He would put them on just to say "go fuck yourself" to someone and then just take them off.
That one kid that quoted memes in class to try to get a laugh but actually ended up looking like a faggot
>>29610706
I knew a literal robot fag in college who did that in the fucking classroom. He thought it looked cool but he was a complete weirdo
