>that one kid who called the teacher "mom"
>that one kid who ran like they do in Naruto cause it made him "aerodynamic"
>tfw accidentally called the teacher "grandma" in 1st grade
FUCK YOU OP YOU FUCKING CUNT IT'S NOT FUNNY IT'S JUST A COMMON MISTAKE STOP LAUGHING YOU LITTLE SHITS.
>>29576703
kek, that was me.
accidently called my teacher mum and the whole class laughed
>that one kid who always wears a jacket, even inside
>>29576786
Sometimes it's cold inside dude...
>>29576703
I called my teacher mom in 8th grade by accident.but she was mommy material so it's all good
My mom was literally a teacher and everyone made fun of me if I called her mom or if I called by her last name like they did.
>>29576806
>kids laugh if you call her by surname
>kids laugh if you call her mom
What did you have to call her then?
>that one kid that was caught jacking off
>>29576939
I tried to not address her at all.
>>29576939
Thot
Blox dont mute me robothot
Please tell me there's some non shit porn based on this.
"o-oh anon you can call me mommy"
>>29576952
I feel like EVERY school has this story.
My dude did it into a Doritos bag mid geometry class. 2 weeks suspension, 3 more years of nicknames.
"Dorskeetos" was my favorite one.
>that one kid with no friends and nothing to do during lunch so he walked around the halls in an urgent manner trying to look busy
Did he seriously think he was fooling anyone? Christ, what a faggot.
>>29577099What if I was that kid?;_;
>>29577099
>>that one kid with no friends and nothing to do during lunch so he walked around the halls in an urgent manner trying to look busy
WAKE ME UP
>>29576703
>and people don't think the NWO isn't trying to replace the family with the State
>that one kid whogot molested by his uncle and sucked my dick when I was 8 years oldfelt good mon, shiggy diggy
>>29577099
>Went to school dances in middle school
>Ended up hanging around a dark corner of the gym with the other losers like me
There was another kid there who kept going around asking girls to dance, getting rejected, and then coming back to us. I could make fun of him, but at least he was trying. I was too afraid, like I am now.
>>29577099
please don't talk about me behind my back
>>29576798
>she was mommy material
If still there, elaborate in greentext.
>that one kid who wore sunglasses all the time
So many jokes for so long, it was great.
>>29576703
>that kid who went to school wearing pajamas
>>29578629
he must've been one comfy motherfucker
>that one kid the teacher nursed
>>29578180
Is the double negative there intentional, skippy?
>that one kid who ate lunch under the table
>>29576786
Im very self conscious of my fat body and I think jackets make me look thinner
>>29576952
>that one kid who bragged about jacking off
>>29576703
>that one kid who didnt vite for Ted Cruz
That one kid who was really short and nerdy and always squinted even though he had glasses. And his high waters were so high that they gave him a microscopic peen bulge
>>29576703
I did that, but only because my mom was a teacher and ended up at my school when I was like in 4th grade
>>29576703
>that one kid in high school who grew his nails out and cut them into claws, and would cut himself, show off his bloody scabs and be telling everyone how he heals super fast because he's a vampire and/or werewolf
>that kid kid who would lie about being super rich and often having sex with beautiful women in other states
>that one kid in highschool who promoted his shitty jewtube account
>>29579191
Damion?
One goal of the globalists is to have children see the state as their parents.
that one girl who drew with her shit on the wall.
>>29579191
>highschool
>youtube
man I'm glad to be borderline gen X so that I didn't have to go through high school with youtube and social media.
that one kid who was crying in the bathroom and the whole class went to look for him
>>29576952
Happened to me in 3rd grade. Left the class to go to the bathroom and I guess it took too long because the teacher sent a student after me, a female one at that into the men's room. She peeked under the stall and saw me laying down jerking it. It blew over pretty quick for some reason.
>>29579233
What the fuck?
Scat fetishists do what scat fetishists do I guess
that one kid who popped a boner doing pull ups in gym class
>>29578629
I did that in high school and had something actually really cool happen the first time I did it, but I won't share it because it's cool to be a skeptical dickhead on 4chan.
that kid who farted and he actually shit his pants
>>29579259
I'm 19 right now, social media was just as bad (if not worse) than you think it would be in a building full of faggots.
>that one kid who farted
>>29579355
>social media was just as bad (if not worse) than you think it would be in a building full of faggots.
can you rephrase that so it makes more sense?
That one kid who would run to hold the door open for girls
>>29579209
>that guy who was a huge conspiracy theorist and would never chill or shut the fuck up about it
>>29576703
>that one kid who failed Penis Inspection Day because he called the penis inspector "mom"
>>29579392
Social media was just as bad as youd imagine it, if not worse
>>29579489
Says the 19 yo?
>that one kid who would wear sunglasses and thought that would be enough to check on girls but he would do so even fucking inside i mean come on
>>29579392
Just imagine the idea of some popular faggot grabbing hold of a dead meme and spreading it around school, with you constantly being surrounded by it and just wanting it to fucking stop.
Like those people who use cancer banana unironically multiplied by about ten.
that one retard kid who cut a hole in his newspaper to spy on the pretty girl
>>29579463
that makes me wonder what Alex Jones was like as a kid.
Like if already in kindergarten he was like "WAKE UP EVEWYONE ALL DAH UHM BAD GWOWN UPS SAID DAT DEY HAVE ALL CHOCOLATE IN DEIR DESK AND DEN WHEN WE SLEEPY NAP TIME DEY EAT DA CHOCOLATE AND DEY DONT GIVE US CHOCOLATE AND IT WAS OUR MAMA AND PAPA WHO PAID FOR US TO GET DA CHOCOLATE BUT WE DONT GET ANYYYYYEEEEEEEHEHEEEEHEHEHEEEEEEEE MOMMMMMMMMMY I WAAAAAAAANT CHOCOLAAAAAATE WHAAAAAA MAYBE BWACK BOY STOLE DEM TOO"
>>29576703
>be kiddo 6 or something like that.
>Sums of Italian language for story porpuses:
"Mom" = "Mamma" ; "but" = "Ma"
>Bitch english teacer gives me hardest interrogation. I have no idea how to say "it's quarter past eight" in english.
>"Bad anon! You're going to get a bad grade today" says miss Shitface
>Panic, Starting to stutter: "b--b-b-but" that in My mother language sounds something like "m-m-ma-ma"
>She belives I called her mom. Yells "MOM?"
>Everyone laughts.
>Get a bad grade too.
Fuck.
>>29576703
>called the teacher mom
Why did you bring this memory back
>>29577099
>middle school
>lunchtime
>all my classmates ate like fucking pigs and were done after 5 minutes
>they all leave me to go play football
>only me and the "nerds" left
>don't want to become a "nerd" so I walked around aimlessly on the school courtyard pretending to do stuff
>brought lego characters to play with during the breaks so I had something to do
>tfw always the third wheel
>tfw I've been a loner since middle schoolFuck you anon, you're the one who is a faggot!!! ;_;
>that kid who called his parents by their first name
Fucking madman
>>29579489
>>29579525
Doesn't that shit just stay online on facebook or instagram or whatever?
Or do normie kids in high school actively talk about memes during class?
I was thinking more along the lines of how back then a girl could suck a dick behind the bleachers or some robot could shit his pants and cry during class and sure they'd be humiliated for most if not all of high school but at least there wouldn't be pictures and videos of those things instantly recorded and transmitted and forever hosted somewhere as long as the internet exists. Or how like dumb kids record videos of themselves drinking while underage or driving their dad's stolen car while smoking blunts or breaking into school and spraying their wigger grafitti and they share that shit publicly under their real name.
>>29576737
Dude this, did you go to st Tammany Jr. High
>>29579640
Fuck! I've never understood why people take this so fucking serious. Maybe I preferred to call them their names because their names are cool/good. Calling your parents mom and dad seemed childish to me and they don't seem to mind that I call them by their first name.
My friends think I'm weird for doing that but explain to me how it's fucking weird at all. There's literally nothing wrong with calling your parents by their first names.
>that kid who's mom yelled at him everytime he got bad grades
>>29579712
My parents get offended if I call them by their first names. They still do and I'm not even a kid anymore.
>>29579666
>Doesn't that shit just stay online on facebook or instagram or whatever? Or do normie kids in high school actively talk about memes during class?
It really depends on the kid, but yes, some normalfags actively talk about that shit, though most of them are younger (14-15)
Shrek in particular was popular for about a month, and don't even get me started on fucking Vine.
>>29579712
>they don't seem to mind that I call them by their first name.
That's because they love their autistic frogposting son unconditionally.
Seriously. The only times that when children call their parents by their names is when they're trying to emotionally distance themselves from them or show disrespect.
>>29576939
maybe they're laughing at the way you talk anon
>>29577099
instead of doing that i just went into the bathrooms and played on my phone until the break ended. it was awesome because i wasn't forced to eat the shit cafeteria food, either
>that kid that cried fuckin hard in front of the whole fucking school after an obviously fake bomb threat
fuck. these threads kill me
>>29579712
It's just different is all. Most of us were raised to always be ultra-respectful of your elders at all times, which includes never calling parents by their first name. If you're parents actually encourage you to call them by their names though then that's cool. It's just different than most parents. Most people see it as disrespect. I would never in a million years call my parents anything but mom and dad and I suspect most people wouldn't either.
>>29579795
>Vine
When historians look back on this era 100 years from now, they'll see that Vine is what destroyed our civilization.
>>29578726
holi shitu
>>29576703
>That kid who started crying uncontrollably the 9/11 attacks were announced during the middle of class.
Which was extra weird because we're Canadian and the kid didn't have family in New York or anything, he was a major history autist though.
>>29579340
nice attention grab
>>29576703
>that one kid that got suspended for fighting but never fought back
>that one kid who fucking died
How did it happen at your school?
>that kid who would shit himself just to go home earlier
WHY
>>29579575
teachers are literally the shit of the earth. Since they can't control real people, they become teachers so they have full control over like, 25-35 small idiots
>>29579800
How is it disrespectful though? If they have a beautiful name why would I call them dad or mom?
You might be a little bit right with the "distance themselves" since I never want to become anywhere close to them. Feels like I got all of their shit genes and diseases so why would I be grateful that they brought me into this shithole with all this shit?
>>29579825
I see your point. However I don't think my parents give a crap if I call them by their names or not. I do a mix I guess, pretty much depends on my mood. I won't stop until they tell me to stop calling me by their first names.
>>29576703
>that one kid who was always picked dead last for every sport.
Was it you, robots?
I was almost always 2nd or 3rd to last. Which was especially embarrassing during our last years of high school when gym class was co-ed and fully mixed.
At least when we had swimming & water-polo also during our last years of high school I was always picked first or even sometimes the one picking teams because I was one out of only like 7 people who knew how to fucking swim.
>>29579340
It's okay, Eliza, you've been baited
>>29579684
different anon but i graduated from Fontainebleau junior
>>29576703
>"hey faggot!"
>that one kid who turns around
>>29576703
> Jamal in my weightlifting class
> was nice guy but always had to do funny dumb shit
> stupid-big nig with scary "serious face"
> the kids that avoided him or ignored him were his targets for some reason
> would come up to them in the locker room and square up looking them dead in the eye
> say some gay shit or ask if they had a problem with him
> was the funniest thing ever if you were one of the ones who said "whatsup" at least once or smiled at him
> super weird but funny as hell seeing the fatties squirm in his presence
>that one kid who farted in class and pretended it was someone else
>>29579994
tfw u were picked after the ''athletic'' stacies
>>29579926
not at our school but our sister school had back to back suicides
>that kid who would daydream about playing his favorite song in front of the whole school and would be cool afterwards
>>29580040
>that one kid in particular who looks like hes made of farts
oh anon plz stop
>>29579712
>their names are cool/good.
>>29579984
>a beautiful name
Even if their names are unbelievably cool like "Chad Thundercock" and "Stacey Feminazi", it's a universal cultural human trait to just call your parents "mom/dad" or something along those lines depending on your language.
It's to show affection.
I'm not an anthropologist but I'm 100% sure that all cultures do this.
To call them by their names is to deny the parent/child relationship, like they're strangers or housemates or your boss or something, anything but your parents.
It's similar to when a child gets into trouble and the parent shouts at them using their full name. First Name, Middle Name and Last Name. It's to reinforce the parent-child authority in that case.what are their names?
>>29576703
me
>>29576737
me very briefly, shame caught fast
>>29576786
yep, check
>>29579994
I was athletic they just fucking hated me.
>that kid that wrote notes in blood and left them in his friends lockersit was me :3
>>29576703
>I literally shit in a guy's bed for being mean to my younger sister.
>>29580038
Fuck that fucking nigger coon. Fuck you as well, fucking normalfag
>hahahha guise look how funny this chad/tryone is he bullies robots and autistic fags amirite fellow brobots
You need to get off this board.
>>29580063
bro I would be picked after the fat girls because they had better hand-eye coordination than me.
and yet somehow I wasn't the dead-last picked in all that.
>>29580040
>7th grade
>be a little bit stick but go to school anyways
>have a test
>completely silent because everyone is doing their tests
>feel a fart is about to come any moment now because it's at the end of the tunnel
>thinking I can stealhily keep it in or just release a silent one
>suddenly itches in my nose
>*sneeze*, *massive fart* at the same time
>class starts to laugh
>oh no kill me now.jpeg
>look around
>they all point at the class clown thinking it was he who farted
>starts to laugh like an autist
>they start to realize it was me
>didn't matter because I already was the weird kid
Really emberrasing but it couldn't be helped.
>>29579926
He was hit by a car playing chicken in the road with his friend
he was a cunt so it's okay
>>29579926
A kid at my school died because he tried to climb to the top of an oak tree and fell. Natural selection at work.
>>29580106
>graduated high school 4 years ago
>still daydream about this everyday
>>29579933
Me, except I didn't do it on purpose.
>>29579926
suicide and as usual people acted like they cared so they could get time off
>>29576703
>that one kid who never grew upits me
>>29580165
>Natural selection at work.
Pic very much related
>>29580040
>that kid who farted and made pretend fart noises to cover it up
>that kid who doubled sneezed in assembly
>>29576703
>not having a parent as your teacher
>that one kid who ended up dating your crush
What was her name?
>>29580114They're cool names to me because they gave me a faggot name ;_;They're nothing special and just ordinary names, won't say what though. I just like to call them their first names, do I really need a reason?
>that kid with the same last name as the teacher
>that kid who was so fucked up by the catholic church creed to the point of constantly crying fearing hell, damnation and satan stuff
inb4 how atheists are born
>>29580275
Stina.
I was too beta and fucked up so she rejected me.
>>29580338
Fun fact: we were taught "religion" in class of public schools up until grade 11.
I put "religion" in quotes because it was really just Sunday School but in regular school every weekday. All the Jewy kids and the atheists and the brown people were all sent to the one "ethics" class instead.
and yeah that's how my atheism was seeded basically, but I later became Buddhist.
>>29580312
>I just like to call them their first names, do I really need a reason?
I would help a lot yeah since it goes against all human norms and cultures. but hey whatever makes you happy
>>29580275
Ashley
>finally work up the courage to ask her to senior prom
>she squeals and hugs me
>I think "holy shit it actually worked"
>tfw she says "I'd love to go with you but I'm so sorry, I already agreed to go with (some faggot) a couple days ago"
>tfw instantly go from incredibly happy to dead inside
>tfw would have gone to prom with my oneitis if I didn't bitch out for a couple weeks before finally asking her
I feel like that moment really defined the rest of my life (it was almost 10 years ago, this didn't just happen). I was at a fork in the road. The path I ended up on caused me to sit at home playing WoW all night instead of going to prom and ultimately led to a robot's fate. The other path would have led to fucking my oneitis after prom and maybe I would have made it.
>>29580137
KURT COBAIN WAS NOT A FAGGOT FUCK YOU
>>29577099
Someone want to try to explain this photo?
>>29580415
sunday school is terrible, I fell you bro
me too. not buddhist desu, just don't really care too much about it nowadays. But of course I have been edgy for sometime after all this bullshit
>>29576703
>that one kid whose mum was his teacher.
>>29580137
I, in fact, am a stereotypical Nirvana fanboy who has all the albums on CD.
Kurt was not a faggot.
>>29577099
I was there trying to look badass D-did I fool you m8?
>>29576952
>>29578952
jesus christ, i remember my seventh grade year one my friends started masturbating in class, under his desk, mostly everyone knew, i didnt care at the time because i was the kid who showed my dick to people to prove i had hair
>that one kid who tried to explain to me and my two friends that we were nerds, and that he was popular
he was only on the fringes of the popular kids though, so he felt like he had to force the idea i guess
Also
>that one kid who was my best friend at summer camp but in middle school social structure turned him into my bully
this is why i hate large groups of people
>>29577099
did this for a couple of months and soon enough people started calling me autistic. Afterwards my nickname became "uncouth" (english is not my first language, no exact translation for "tosco")
>>29580320
That grin...
>>29580275
>Caroline
She was a bit of a tomboy, and the smartest girl in our class for most things, but was extremely cute and had short brown hair. Some Chaddy kid named Adam got invited to her 6th grade birthday party and dated her after.
The closest I got to her was when she joined the same martial arts gym as me and I got to spar with her and roll with her during jiu jitsu.
>tfw having your sweaty crush sitting on your hips and trying to overpower you and choke you out
she also kicked me in the balls a few times during sparring.
>>29576952
>be in third grade
>some kid excitedly comes up to a bunch of us during recess
>"guys guys guys come to the bathroom you have to hear this!"
>we follow him but he won't say what it is
>before opening the door he tells us to all be very quiet
>he slowly opens the door
>we walk in very quietly and nobody says a word
>we can see one of the janitor's legs under the stall like he is taking a dump
>but we also hear pages rustling and he is saying shit like "oh yeah baby take that dick"
>heard him fapping too but at the time we didn't know what it was
>we stay there for a couple minutes then leave
>none of us knew what was going on
>we didn't tell any teachers because we weren't sure wtf we just witnessed
>not 100% sure if it was the same janitor but about five years later a janitor at that school was arrested for molesting a loli
>strong chance that never would have happened if we told a teacher about the fapping session we heard
>>29580632
>>that one kid who was my best friend at summer camp but in middle school social structure turned him into my bully
>this is why i hate large groups of people
iktfb
>be bullied and social outcast first year of middle school
>by default end up hanging with other loners kids who get picked on
>get to know each other through the years
>we start picking on each other and testing each others' limits to see who doesn't fight back or engage in the "banter"
>this goes on for years
>by the time high school ends we're all picking on this one kid whose only "real" friend is probably a tulpa, and also gets picked on by the normies and chads.
I remember when I first started bullying the other kids I was like "oh man this feels great all my stress is gone I can see why the popular kids do it to me"
>>29579926
In elemantray school some kid crouched behind a semi's wheels while playing hide and seek with his brother at a gas station. The truck fucking backed over him.
His brother was kind of a bully, but I don't think I ever heard another peep out of him after his bro died.
>captcha: select all trucks
>>29579926
All high school
1. Good friend of mine dies of heroin overdose in wallmart parking lot. He took it, he went to his car, they most likely saw him ODing, left him. security found him in the morning
2. Guy a knew who was a good man but also a chad died in Iraq on first patrol. IED, parents devastated. Saw him only a short time before this. (long story)
3. Guy who used to bully me and my one other friend disappears and is found dead in mexico behind a church some years after high school. Took them 2 weeks to find his body
4. Guy who used to make fun of me and my friends and was an ultra chad kills himself last month. A friend of his comments, "depression is a bitch"
5. Same week of ultra chad's death, class president dies in rock climbing accident. He wasn't a bad guy
6. Druggy bitch dies a few months after high school graduation. good riddance, she was a huge bitch.
>>29580040
Every single person walking the earth has done that at least once, whether they remember it or not.
That geeky (not in a good way) kid who did an oral report on Johann Sebastian Bach and kept pronouncing Bach as "batch".
>>29579634
Why the fuck did you not play sport with your friends?
And by bringing Lego men to play with you became worse than the nerds you didn't want to be
>>29579926
>one
My high school had several heroin overdoses, a drunken car crash, and a girl with cancer.
>>29581082
Because I don't enjoy faggot sports?
>hurr durr but it's funny to run on an open field kicking a ball
I guess anything can entertain a retard.
>by bringing Lego men to play with you became worse than the nerds
Yeah, playing with toys because you don't have any real friends sure is alot worse than being a suck up teacher's pet. Bet you're one of the kids with ADHD having to eat really fast so you can run around like a retard kicking a ball.
>the one kid who smeared shit all over the wall to spell "shit" in shit.
>>29579926
In middle school
>Little brother (like 6) was playing with a real gun, shot her and himself. Natural selection
In HS
>Drugs
>Drugs
>Ran into a wall at 80mph
In my neighborhood school where I didn't go
>sneaks out at 4am
>Gets drunk as fuck
>Steals parents car
>Doesn't even make it out of the neighborhood.
>Natural selection
>>29576737
My entire senior class watched this retarded girl do that for an entire lap. It was unbelievable.
I just googled "naruto run" and now it makes sense, lel
>>29580040
>a fart so bad it led to an entire dodgeball tournament was cancelled because everybody in the gym could smell it
>that one kid who used to streak around the school naked
me
>>29580915
Girl that sat next to me in class killed herself. After a Friday I came back Monday and found out she died
>>29579712
its called autism friendo
>That one kid who asked to see your dick
>That one Chad that always seemed to like you for some reason and even sat next to you in one class.
I CALL MY BEST FRIEND DAD
>>29578952
>That one kid who bragged about having pubes before anyone else.
>TFW everyone overtook him big style when they hit puberty
>>29578629
A bunch of fat dykes did that at my school, made it easy to spot white trash
>>29579811
lol phones weren't invented when I was at highscool you god damn young normies.
>>29580915
>4. Guy who used to make fun of me and my friends and was an ultra chad kills himself last month. A friend of his comments, "depression is a bitch"
You should have posted something like, "so is getting bullied for 4 years of your life and trying to muster the urge to keep showing up for school every day when you know _____ is going to be there".
Fuck anyone who thinks HE had it rough. Its not too late to post it if its only been a month or so.
>>29580614
jesus is this jake?
>that one kid who claimed one of their parents worked for a video game company and got to play upcoming games early
>>29582419
>Dude if you keep hitting B it makes it easier to catch pokemon! Trust me my uncle works for Nintendo!
Fuck you, Eric
Now I can't shake the habit of smashing B whenever I play pokemon and try to catch something. It's a superstition thing.
>>29582392
On the last day of 5th grade, me and my best friend went in to a closed classroom and both peed a little on the carpet. Like some sort of nostalgic farewell.
>>29582467
Kids learned that shit from Oak
>>29579746
>me
>and i got bad grades all the time
>fuck
>>29582621
Same but three of us pissed on the wall and tried to write our names.
>That one kid who was extremely short, high pitched voice, no body hair anywhere that all of a sudden came in tall and lanky with facial hair and armpit hair and a deep voice after a summer
>That fat kid who turned up skinny on the first day of high school
>That muscular kid who turned up fat on the first day of college
>>29581672
>Ran into a wall at 80mph
How the fuck?
>>29576703
FUCK YUUUUUUUUUUU ASSHOLE
That was me !
>>29576703
I did this in grade 1 but i lived with my grandma so i called her grandma but i dont think anyone heard it
>>29580342
Capri, and the kid was my "friend".
>That one kid who was bullied so bad and you didn't wanna step up and help him because it means you'd be victimised too and you were invisible and forgotten about.
>that one kid who thought the teacher was hot
>The kid who wore briefs.
Was kind of a death sentence after a specific age.
>that kid who got lost on a field trip and kept his class waiting for an hour while everyone looked for him
I w-wouldn't know anything about that
My dad was my 4th period teacher 10th, 11th and 12th grade. How fucked am/was I?
>>29583709
>senior year English
>the teacher's son was in the class
>didn't seem to affect him socially, he was a normie (but that isn't the point of this post)
>one day him and this other student are talking shit to each other
>kid loudly makes a really offensive your mom joke to the teacher's son
>teacher hears it
>gives him detention
>>29583765
Heh, I remember something like that happening, but with faculty.
>Teacher throws me out of class for reading Lit during Trigonometry
>have a 96 in Trig
>her room is across the hall from dad's storage area
>he sees me outside, goes to talk to her after school
>she says I'm disrepectful, he says I'm killing the class
>she calls me a nigger to my very lightskinned father's face
>later she applies to be principal
>Dad gets to give recommendation [apparently they give it to other teachers at random]
>I have no idea what he said about her
>She has to go to a 95% black school before she can get promoted
>>29579712
>I still call my mother mommy and my father daddy
I'm not even autistic. What did I do wrong?
>took ritalin as a kid
>barely remember my childhood
feels good
>>29579278
>7th grade
>kid's girlfriend broke up with him and he cried in the bathroom for 3 periods straight, and people from my classes had to keep checking on him
Fucking bitch
>that one kid who always insisted on sitting in the recycling bin instead of at his desk
>>29580632
Did you go to school in Pennsylvania?
>>29582188
>That one Chad that always seemed to like you for some reason and even sat next to you in one class.
holy fuck dude!, i knew a chad that fucking loved me, he was pretty fucking gay, but he was a chad anyways, i never knew why the fuck he liked me so much, thanks to him a get to talk to some girls thou, they asked me why i was so quiet and dumb shit like that :s
>>29579473
>le pennis inspekshun meme
>>29584276
why is this a thing? iktf
>>29584388
>denying the existence of Penis Inspection Day
It probably doesn't happen in your third world country, but it is real.
In 9th grade, every body thought I was fucking the Spanish teacher because she would always sing to me in class and have me stay after. When reality I was in a abusive household and her and the school counselor worked it out that she would take me out after school to tutor me.
>undo belt
>undo buttons
>undo zipper
>pull down pants and underwear to knees
>stands at urinal with pants down to pee
fuckin why dude wtf?
>The new kid who was there for a day and never returned.
>>29576737
it doesnt make you more aerodynamic but it improves your endurance since moving your arms wastes a lot of energy. i remember i saw that on a parkour video years before i ever saw the anime
>>29584657
>stands next to yours
>glances down at you when you pee.
>>29584488
Generally it was the Chad who everyone liked who wasn't mean and was just popular through his sheer charisma and niceness. However, he was also the type who'd give the "Just be yourself :)" advice.
From the Chad that was nice to me, it was that he was into some nerdy stuff that only he could talk about with me.
>>29578629
I wear pajamas to school all the time its fucking great fuck you
>>29584525
>John E. Dong
>Director of Genital Corrections
>>29579092
That one girl who cut herself with scissors in health class (pic unrelated)
>>29581906
Great picture, love blink
>>29579926
one guy already had his license, he was adopted. He drove his brother and another couple (a bit younger) they were friends with to school. Someone tried to overtake a semi and didn't see he was just passing it in the oncoming traffic. His reaction was to pull to the side because he was terrified but the other car managed to brake down. One of the wheels on his car went off the road already, though, so he couldnt really steer back onto it because it got caught in the mud. He was doing about 60-70mph (legal where it happened) but that was enough to make his car go casino royale. It hit a tree before it stopped rolling over. The car was a bit older so only the driver had an airbag. The other three kids died. From that day onward his parents hated him for real. Before that they were just a tiny bit more loving and caring towards his siblings. But not anymore. When I visit my hometown I see a cross and flowers and candles where it happened every time although it happened 10 years ago.
I happened to drive 2 minutes behind them and went over a small hill when I saw what happened when I could see what was behind it.
>mfw my English teacher tried to give me shit because I was upset during the first lesson and I told him to shut up because people just fucking died
>he laughed it off and got mad
>principal announces it to the whole school
>he never said a word about it again, immediately stopped annoying me
>at least I always had an A or B in English although I lashed out on him like that
>That kid that you knew had a shitty home life and introduced you to a ton of rebellious stuff
>>29582392
if your talking about st phillips it's probably me
it's probably not
anyone else have a friend who seemed to be doing just fine and years after graduation you realized that he had a terrible life and probably tried to just cover it up?
>>29579832
>implying vines wont be prized cultural artifacts showing a window into our rich and deep culture before the trump nuclear wars set the world back centuries
>>29576703
>TEACHER, ANON HAS A GAME BOY IN HIS RUCK SACKthat was me
>>29580040
>that kid who was a class clown and likable so who farted on purpose and everyone laughed along
he was my friend. i can only imagine if he was an autist what the reaction would be.
>>29584978
yeah
that was me i think i am still like that now
>that one kid who showed classmates memes on his phone but despite his classmates showing no interest he kept showing them memes anyway
>>29585203
>mfw all my friends loved all the memes I stole from 4chan back in the day
>>29583905
if I'm talking about them to other people then i refer to them as mom and dad. I'll still call my mom momma. I used to refer to my dad as daddy but iv'e just stopped referring to him all together. It doesn't feel right and iv'e never called him dad.
>>29583248
Same but four of us pissed on the ceiling and wrote the lyrics to Stairway to Heaven.
>That kid who had a Youtube channel that got decent views
>>29578726
>that one kid the teacher nursed
Funny stuff, anon.
>>29576786
F-Fuck off
Jackets were always comfy and in /fa/being chubby as a kid was hard
>>29580037
>"hey faggot"
>EVERYBODY turns around
>That one group you always thought you'd get along with
>They'd be sitting near you and you overhear their conversations
>They like all the same things you do
>You next go up and talk to them.
>Still play out the conversations in your head, what your responses would be to the things they are saying.
>>29583666
>That kid who fucked a hot teacher
>>29585826
>that kid who took the hot teacher as his date to senior prom
>>29578920
made that same mistake they actually make you look fatter
>that one kid that constantly wore a hood over his face because his acne disfigured his face
>>29579712
I used to call my dad by his first name for the exact same reason until some kid asked me if he wasn't my real dad. That stung like a motherfucker and made me realise I should just get over myself, calling your parents mom and dad really isn't that childish.
Just do it, anon. At first it may feel weird to call them that but you'll get used to it in no time and it will make your parents very happy.
>>29580632
>blaming the social structure for your friend being a traitor faggot.
>That kid who brings his MLP plush to class
>>29580040
>year 2
>managed to make a fart noise in class with my shoe
>everyone thought somebody farted
>somebody else got the blame for it and was sent out of the room
>>29579926
Ho boy, there were several
>shot himself with his dad's gun in the woods by his house, pretty sure I heard the sirens that morning
>another suicide we never got details on
>cholo gets shot while taking a piss at a party
>cholo gets shot while wearing red in the wrong neighborhood
>a third cholo gets shot, don't remember why
>that one kid who always smelled terrible
>>29586403
Fuck you, you should've just told me sooner instead of talking about it behind my back like the little bitch you are. I had no idea it was that bad.
>>29580275Kat
>have crush on her for 5th grade onwards
>talk to her once throughout the entire three years of middle school
>finally start talking to her halfway through freshman year after we're assigned to the same group in chemistry
>fail hard at talking to her, as I have 0% experience talking to females
>much spaghetti was had
>find out sophomore year she started dating someone around this time
>change schools, stop talking to her after sophomore year
>the following year I try to go to my friend's birthday party (who is her best friend, and is having the party at her house)
>can't go for some reason
>according to friend, she apparently flipped out and didn't want me at her houseI think probably the happiest moment of my life is when we were both waiting for the bus after school, and after talking to one of her friends, she came over and talked to me. Me! After 15 years of me seeking the company of others, someone finally cared enough to come over and talk to me for once! And it was my oneitis too!
>>29583666
>that one kid who was secretly satan
>>29580275
Dora
>inb4 explorer
>spent 4 years of HS staring at her from 2 rows back.
>everyday i would tell myself that tomorrow would be the day i ask her out
>on prom night finally get the balls and ask her to slowdance
>she kinda tears up and says "i'm gonna miss us being together"
>prom finishes walk home 8km home and sob the whole way at 1am
wew
>>29576952
In high school there was this weirdo in class, who flat out never spoke to anyone apart from teachers occasionally.
One day during a history class, he just gets up, rock hard dick in hand, goes to the teacher and blows his load on her (beautiful) ass while she was scribbling on the board.
Holy shit that was mortifying. The teacher turns around and quickly realises what is going on as the dude just walks out never to be seen again.
>>29579926
>be kind of friend with manlet even smaller than me from junior school.
>We went to different high schools and rarely see each other.
>He visits me sometimes, we talk about shit and stuff.
>During winter he steals his father keys to car and crash killing himself.
He wasn't too bright and good looking. He just couldn't take it.
>>29577099
I did this all through middle school, and during high school I just said fuck it and just slept on a wall listening to music, and set an alarm clock, so I'd know when lunch ended.
>>29576786
>that one kid who was salty because others looked better than him
>that one kid who bought autism coat and didnt know he was a stereotype
>>29579285
>Sent a girl into a boys bathroom
Teacher probably kept it to herself.
>>29584669
Why don't long distance runners do it then?
>>29576952
>that guy that got caught behind the sports sheds fingering his girlfriend
>Kid with autism literally on the edge back during one year of school
>Bullies joke about him shooting up the school right near him all the time
>Still continue to bully him
Boy he was gona
>>29583349
He ran real fast
>>29586403
Had a kid like that in my 7th grade. He was a complete dumbass but was friendly and kind to everyone even if everyone including me was always making fun of his smell.
I remenber once one of my friends went up to him one day and really picked on him over how much he smells and how much of a dumbass he was and how his mom was a slut and nobody liked him and then he just burst out crying because all of that was true (his mom was a hocker and abondoned him when he was a baby).
Another time, in spanish class near christmas time, the teacher thought It would be fun If we did a secret santa type of thing and have each of us give a gift to a random person. The random person I got was the smelly kid which he was all excited about because I guess he saw me as a very good friend, but then I switched him out with my best friend and the look on his face and his quietness the rest of the day really made me feel bad for him. I didn't say anything to him and he later moved to france to actually be with his mother (more proof that he was a dumbass, he choose a fucking spanish class instead of french class).
Recently I found him on facebook and not only has he gotten ripped but he got a girl pregnant at 17, got a restraining order from her parents and isn't allowed to see his baby and got arrested several times. Makes me think that if only I hadn't turned him down back in middle school, none of this would have happened.
>>29587599
Nice dubs. Don't they run with their arms just kinda flopping around at their sides? Maybe if you ran super ninja fast they would flap behind you
>>29580275
>Have half-friend where we play hand ball in a group together
>Out of nowhere he dates the girl I liked
>Dates her right through highschool right to mid last year and then he breaks up with her
>He had the same name as me
I gave up after the first week
>>29587625
Also, I probably should had menttion this but the kid was a gypsi, so him getting arrasted and all that crazy shit was probably only a matter of time.
>>29579555
Stop it. Get some help.
>>29579926
The first time, this one girl in my school got decapitated in a motorcycle accident when I was in 5th grade. The second time it happened, a guy who I had a few classes with got brain cancer and died after a long battle with it. He got cancer in my sophomore year and died in my senior year.
>>29579926
aboriginal drunk on a train track
>>29579994
>not even the worst player in the class
>still get picked last
I don't get it
> this one kid whos dad absued his mum and one day he had enough so he took a knife and killed his dad
Man, good ol' times
>>29587581
what makes them so autistic? i see normies wearing them all the time.
>that kid who acted like an asshole to compensate for his crippling self doubt
>that kid who was really annoying in middle school, but became a pretty cool guy in high school
>that kid who never shut up about communism
>that kid who talked about being a ladies man, but spilled his spaghetti hard any time he actually talked to someone of the opposite sex
>>29579712
I think it's just generally polite to call an adult much older than you in a formal way, whether it be their second name or a title.
Of course, because you're an adult and are considered "mature/responsible", you do have the choice to call them by whatever, so why still question it like a fucking autist?
>>29576703
>be in 5th grade
>sit next to the weird kid
>kid rubs his dick in class
>>29584657
That happened to me.
>Exit stall
>kid at urinal with pants all the way down
>looks back at me nervously
>continues peeing
Why even look at me then!
>>29577099
What the ass, I did this too sometimes
>>29578920
Im very self conscious of my skinny body and I think jackets make me look fatter
>>29585203
S.J?
>>29578800
>Double negative there intentional
>Gets double zero-zero
DUUUUDEPraise KEK
>That kid who was fantasizing about his qt teacher bullying him and replied "Yes mistress" when she tried getting his attention
J U S T
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T
>>29587581
Dude looks sharp idk what the issue is
>that kid who had the hot as fuck big sister in the program they do
>that kid who would use the time to play games
Me
I loved it. Guienea pig died and i was sad as fuck
>>29584691
Bottom-rung Chads are the mean ones because they're insecure in their positions. The top-tier Chads are nice to everyone who's nice to them.
>>29581453
You don't seem to understand anon. They might be chasing a ball, but they are not the retards. They will fuck Stacy countless times, will be successful and live a worthy life.
This charade you're playing is not fooling anyone, being away from the nerds and not Chad doesn't make you cool, makes you even worse than the nerds.
LEGO toys, Jesus, even robots know this is suicide. I hope you waste your life in this hell hole.
>>29580479
I'm sorry.originalinio
>>29585767
This is real, mein neigher
>>29586695
that end part happened to me, oneitis sat across from me for an entire year in English, didn't talk, then at the bus stop had a conversation utterly riddled in small talk but still the most rewarding experience of my life
>turns out she's lesbian
>then becomes straight with the ugliest cuck boy iv ever seen
>I'm now dating her friend
>>29587405
Totally worth
>>29587664
>if someone mocks Alex Jones they must be crazy
The mental gymnastics of you fanboys never fails to make me laugh
