>Chad takes his friends to Tokyo
>You sit all day in your dark grotto
>>29576574
>Chad's car gets wrecked in a crash
>Which game deserves your cash?
>You think, wrapped under a blanket
>While Chad could end up in a casket
>>29576574
>Chad has STDs and has to pay multiple child supports
>You save money on games every summer
>>29576574
that doesn't even rhyme, try again
2016
>you're browsing though the steam sale
>She's on her knees taking a sperm cocktail
>she's giving Chad an STD
>you're Baneposting on /tv/
>she's crying hoping for a better man
>you're running mile high club on veteran
>Chad's got an itchy dick
>You're getting rich quick
>>29576574
I'm going to correct that one before I make one.
>Chad takes his friends to tokyo
>You sit in your room fantasizing about his hoe
>You got your first minimum wage job
>Rich girls slob on chad's knob
>Chad keeps creaming his ladies
>You're more likely to be stung by bees
>Chad gives her cum to eat
>You spend your days being a faggit NEET
>you drink yourself to sleep with no one around
>chad ejaculates inside her
>you can't stop thinking about her
>while she rides chad's 8 incher
>you sit alone eating your chicken tendies
>chad is fucking mandys and wendys
>>29577683
I like the harshness of this one even though it doesn't rhyme
