>be me
>be anxious, autist, with severe depression
>start exercising
>work on charisma
>franchise starts turning around
>look great
>dress well
>speak well
>urdoingitpeter.gif
>girls actually want something to do with me
>actually have friends
>feel like I'm on top of the world
>start sleeping with quite a few women
>always use condor
>find qt that I hit it off with
>get into relationship
>raw dog it
>notice spots around my groin
>ohshitnigger.gif
>find out they're genital warts
>freak the fuck out
>fart on her toothbrush to get even
>DROP her
>start looking up symptoms for other STDs
>HIV starts sounding super fucking accurate
>tfw I'm too afraid to get an STD test
>tfw my anxiety is back and crippling my fucking life
>mfw I got BTFO
It's over. My life is fucking over. I ALMOST fucking made it. What the fuck did I ever do to deserve this?
NEVER TRUST A BITCH. EVER.
>>29576349
don't be silly, wrap ur willy anon
>>29576349
be urselv
>>29576378
well, i guess my life is just a lesson then. always wrap it, even in a relationship that's over 2 months. please kill me, anon.