Today my mom bought me a scooter from a garage sale. I've been riding it around most of the day, took it to the gas station for soda/snacks, and have been carving up on it in the driveway.
I think I'll start doing this as exercise to lose weight. I'm chubby so this should help me lose weight and hopefully make it with woman.
I think this will be a turning point in my life when I stop being a fat lonely virgin and finally get fit and get laid.
>>29576148
Never go full scooter fag. I did it for like a year, the journey is not worth it. It's not socially acceptable.
>>29576148
Is it 2003 again?
I fucking hated my scooter as a kid because I always tried to do cool tricks I saw on tv and just smashed the bottom part into my shins
bitches can't resist some sick bunny hops
don't ever use the brake on the back. it will slowly turn the wheel into an ellipse
i still have one of these bad boys with the spring suspension system up front
>>29576215
I'm pretty sure it just looks ironic and hip
>>29576297
Oh yours is badass, I just have an old pink one.
Make sure you switch up pushing legs OP. Otherwise your legs will end up like Quagmire's arms after he discovered internet pornography.
>>29576297
How old are you? Genuinely curious.
>>29576148
Some about a probably 20 something year old fat autistic robot scootering to the gas station for soda and chips cracks me the fuck up
>>29576648
I think you have it wrong, scooters are in again. I saw a hip-looking normalfag riding one a while back.
