Can you share stories of when "jus bee urself :^)" went wrong?
He tried his hardest to make friends being himself
>>29575953
>be me
That's it. I swear my life is a bad sitcom for aliens or some shit.
>be myself
>slowly lose many of my friends
>no gf
>die alone
This is exactly why normies tell you to be yourself, they get rid of competition and don't have to do anything.
>>29576113
You'll have sex again before you die, anon. I won't.
>be me sophmore year
>at STEM convention for school event
>p cool, since chads who thought robots were cool actually got along with the nerds and okatu there, everyone bein bros
>usually pretty quiet, don't pipe up at all just sit there and nod & laugh
>midway through the day
>tap on my shoulder
>qt redhead complete with pigtails and freckles behind me
>"hey, my friend over there thinks you're really cute. she likes your hair a lot. I do too. can I get your number"
>alpha.gif
>try to do that "haha yeah cool babe" attitude that I've seen in movies with eyes half open and half smile
>give her my number
>hoops and hollers from my classmates behind me
>"damn anon gets bunz"
>"yo anon, go over there and tell dem bitches wat up"
>pressure starts increasing for me to go over to the girls and do something
>heart sinks as I realize it's either look like a pussy or get humiliated by girls
>decide on the latter
>ayoo anon just b urself
>swear I heard that from someone
>head over there with spastic friend while 3-4 seniors and juniors follow us
>get close to group of girls
>already feel spaghetti spilling
>"hey, so which one of you wanted my number"
>girls point to another qt3.14 with fair skin, brown hair in a ponytail and glasses
>brain goes FUCK as I realize how cute she is
>blurt out what I was thinking
>"I think you're really cute"
>girl blushes and giggles
>girls nudge her and giggle
>"t-thanks, but I don't even know your name"
>realize I fucked up and shouldn't have even gone over there in the first place
>stand in awkward silence
>finally say I gotta go while turning around so I doubt they made out what I said
>spaz friend is waiting for me and just shrugs
>seniors are already back at group
>everyone is laughing at my awkward attempt to woo the qt
>thankfully they forget and convention goes on as normal
>qt never texts me
>still curse myself for not having been more alpha and being forward with that qt
desu I feel like the redhead never gave her my number, but whatever
>>29576769
This doesn't even seem that bad of a fuckup fampai
