>have a 2000 word essay on technology due in two days
>haven't started it yet
H-help me anons, how do I do this?I only know 1000 words
50% of words used is the. So there 50% done already.
That'll only take a couple hours. You still have a day to procrastinate.
Try writing in the style of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ
>have a one word essay due tomorrow
>if it's not the right word I'll get an F
>teacher won't give us any clues as to what the right word is
I'm doomed
>TFW I was in my Cognitive Psychology class
>Professor starts talking about language, memory and how we remember words
>I tell her
>"I don't think I know 5000 words, I just find that really hard to believe"
>She looks at me like I'm a retarded faggot and says
>"Trust me anon, I know what I'm talking about or I wouldn't be teaching it, nor would I have gone to school, studied it, and researched it for several years"
Fucking bitch, I wasn't trying to challenge her but she took offense to it. I was just saying that I find it hard to believe I know 1000's of words, goddamn psychology meme professors with their meme classes and meme concepts.
>200 word essay due in a week
JUST
>2 word essay due in 2000 days
I'm fucked famalia
>>29575870
>The word is right
>150 word essay on why traps aren't gay
>Only managed "feminine penis"
I'm fucked chaps
I'll tell you how cocksucker, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBQ_QNKhINk you're welcome cunt.
>>29576523
Holy shit how could I not have noticed? You're a lifesaver anon thank you
>>29575252
This is what happens when you wait until the last minute. Next time work on it right away so you'll have time for other things.
>>29577773
gud luck
>>29575252
>twelve word shit post due before I die
>haven't started yet
Quote this glorious man!!
Ben "six million more" garrison
>>29578026
I count eleven
>>29578113
filename might count
that's up in the air
>>29575252
>on technology
Teddy K might give you some inspiration
http://editions-hache.com/essais/pdf/kaczynski2.pdf
>>29575252
>TECHNOLOGY
just watch some Tim and Eric and follow their lead about how to make a presentation on a bizarrely abstract topic with no context
>>29577893
>2 days
>last minute
Pick one
>>29575786
My god that's a brilliant idea.
