Reminder that if you are 5'9" or above you have absolutely NO reason to be here.
You are not a robot. You can still get a GF and still have hope.
You can still feel like a man.
You have NO FUCKING EXCUSE to be here!
Just fuck off!
And yes, I am a triggered manlet.
I'm so fucking sick of seeing the "I'm 6'1" and I'm a robot" or "I'm 5'10" and I can't get a GF."
You're fucking lying to yourself and you know it.
>>29574054
5'8 and a half here and I agree fully. Get the fuck out normie lanklets
>tfw 6'2" and not virgin , come here for sperg stories
OP please do continue
bi-daily reminder that if you're over 5'5, you don't belong here and should fuck off
>>29574054
You think I want to be this tall!? You know no pain until you live life as a lanky tower. I'm a 5'9" tower & I looked down on nearly everyone in my high school. It felt good the first time I went to a place where there's a good number of people taller than me. I'd love to be shorter, like you. Hell, you can trade heights w/ me right now. I love looking up at others - it makes me feel safer.
Is this a troll? I'm 5'10" and my sister's 5'10" friend called told me and my dad (5'9") that we were too short to be dads because we couldn't protect our daughters (no, I don't have a daughter). She also called our heights "cute".
Not to mention my mom cheated on my dad with a taller guy, so 5'9"ers are at least destined to cuckery.
I'm 5'9" and I'm definitely below average height at university. Maybe if you live in a ghetto or at an old folks' home you're a normie at 5'9".
>>29574170
Damn she said that to your dad?
>>29574054
You sir are a failed NORMIE not a robot, a true robot never wanted anything to do with society or women in the first place yet it is all you crave.
>>29574170
>>29574204
Where do you guys live?
I live in Ireland and would absolutely love to be 5'9".
You are fooling yourselves.
>>29574169
Oh yeah? What makes you a robot that cannot be easily fixed? We're fucked and destined to be robots over our height! You have literally no excuse to be here.
>>29574170
THIS.
Being 5'9" is like being the king of the manlets, ask God to make you a few cm taller in your next life
>>29574241
Yeah, she's a cunt. I had to sit through a half-hour drive with her, my sister and my dad. My dad called her a bitch and she said, "Haha, at least I'm honest" and told him to get over it.
You can't get a gf as a social retard, no matter what your height is.
>>29574054
What kind of manlet country do you come from where 5'10 is considered big? I'm 5'10 and smaller than almost every guy I know
>>29574054
shut the fuck up
shut
the
fuck
up
being short is a meme.
be a better person and people will like you regardless of height
quit being a little bitch with a complex and be a better person
Bruno Mars is 5'5''. doesn't complain about it
>inb4 he's got talent
find your talent, fuckhead
>>29574298
But at least you still have a chance!
We are hopelessly fucked.
Taiga is cute
>>29574054
im skinnyfat skeleton mode though and my face is ugly so i still belong here
>>29574054
>5"9
>Not a manlet
The manlet status for white males has been 6"2 for the last 10 years. Chads just keep getting taller to compete with the other chads, leaving us robots in the dust. Proof: I'm 6"1.25 and have never had a girlfriend.
>>29574345
Ireland.
>>29574352
No, you shut up.
It's not a goddamn meme, all right?
You obviously have a huge advantage over me. It's easy to say "it's not a problem" when you tower over those people.
You don't have to compare yourself to literally everyone and every thing you walk past to see if you're taller than it.
I do it all the time. It's that bad.
You don't nearly burst into tears over your height, do you?
>>29574352
How tall are you, you straight-up punk? Try earning respect when you're a big-headed, narrow-shouldered 5'7" abortion dodger. No amount of hard work is going to make women (or men) consider me a "man".
i fucking hate being 5'10" it makes me want to kill myself every day
5'10" is still really fucking short, i don't pretend that my life is anywhere near as bad as a guy who is 5'0" - 5'5" but 5'10" isn't a cakewalk
>>29574383
>6'1"
Why are you here? No seriously, why?
What possible reason could you have for being a beta loser? You don't have a single excuse that isn't fixable.
5'9" chang here, feels good to not be too short for my race. Now my only concern is bulking.
>Accused my mother of smoking and drinking while I was in the womb because her dad is 6'1", her cousin is 6'7" and I'm 5'9"
>She doesn't deny it, just shuts up
>Was also underweight throughout puberty and until I was 21
ENOUGH!
>>29574391
>>29574403
your feelings stem from memes
your self conscious bullshit is because of memes
nobody cares how tall you are
nobody cares
>>29574475
Why didn't you just eat more?
six feet tall here
I'm confined to a wheel chair. Can I still stay? :\
>>29574476
>nobody cares
That's easy for you to say. You haven't had the humiliation of living a life as a short man.
My first 'girlfriend' broke up with me because of my height. Is it still a meme now?
>>29574592
Yes, at least you have an excuse.
>tfw 18 years old
>tfw 6'7"
>tfw i was your guys height when i was 12
feels superior man (for once)
>>29574476
Memes are getting very popular with normies. You know they all say "Do you even lift, bro?" now, right? And there was that Twitter account that was shut down for retweeting all the hundreds of real women mocking manlets.
Honestly. Being a big guy doesn't improve your chances much.
I'm like a fucking 6'2 huge hodor-ass motherfucker. Like the size of two men sharing a ghost costume.
Women have never been all that interested in me. I'm still fat and soft looking. Im still beta and shy. I'm still a poor loser. They don't want a BFFG. They want Chad.
And you know what? they can have fucking Chad.
I just keep on collecting dreams and shit and holding fucking doors, and picking up shit smaller people find heavy like it's fucking nothing, and helping that sweet little old grandma get that pack of dessicated coconut that's too high for her to reach without needing a footstool.
It's what I'm good for. You guys should be happy that you can do shit easily I probably couldn't do. Like crouching.
I can't crouch for shit. Does my back in.
Or getting into small spaces.
>>29574054
oh its you again *ahem* ITS ALL MENTAL NOT PHYSICAL
I hope you're right. 6'0 kissless virgin robot here.
>>29574704
>all mental
Just fuck off.
>>29574722
You don't have an excuse. I'm sorry, you don't.
>>29574681
Bad back? Fat and soft? There is literally no reason why you shouldn't be lifting. You don't even need to worry about losing weight, you can do that easily by managing your caloric intake, but with your large body you'll look even better ripped. Get into a gym routine, look up starting strength or other beginner programs. I guarantee you as long as you don't have any physical defects you'll look and feel much better due to increased testosterone, less body fat, and a more shapely body.
6'2" and scare women away. I can't even get a date to save my life.
>Hey, if you ever want to hang out, just feel free to let me know!"
Her: >"Haha! Forsure."
Height has nothing to do with it. Beta comes in all forms.
>>29574640
T-thanks, brobot. They're actually really comfy. I'mnot actually paralyzed or anything :^)in case you were wondering.
>5'9
>not a virgin
>have gf
i'm only half robot.
>>29574814
cyborg, you got lucky famalan.
Im >>29574649
>>29574681
>>29574722
>>29574799
what these guys say are true, nothing to do with body, its all mind games
when youre tall they have a larger window to see the spaghetti fall from your pockets
A guy I know is 5'7" and has a gf. Granted, she's 5'0".
>>29574806
So why are you confined to a wheelchair if you're not paralysed?
>>29574799
Height has everything to do with it. At least you don't have to feel inferior to other men. At least you don't have people laughing at you over on /fit/ or in real life.
>>29574888
Becausemy grandma isn't home and I like sitting in it and doing nifty tricks
>>29574920
Oh.
Fuck off, then.
ATTENTION
IF YOU ARE 5'2" OR ABOVE, YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT. YOU MUST BE 5'1" LIKE ME OR BELOW, OTHERWISE LEAVE!
>>29574932
The only thing you have less control over than me is your height, anon :^)
Wow I never knew there was a huge difference between 5'9 and 5'10.
Being a robot is a state of mind though.
>>29575004
>>29575025
A state of mind that originates from a physical defect, the most significant of which is height.
>>29574054
>6"1
>dutch
I'm a manlet
It depends where you live really, in any first world country being less than 6' means you are fucked but you can get by at 5'9 in some countries.
>>29574888
Unbelieveable trips. Triple 8!
The key is to find that one good thing you do like about yourself.
People laugh at me because of my disorders and mental illnesses. They only see a sour person who hates himself and everything, and never want to be in my life. You can be Chad in looks, but if you don't have the happiness and confidence, nothing is going to come out of it.
We're going to make it.
>>29574054
6"4 checking in and you can't make me leave... I'm a robot and I'm here forever
>>29574476
>mocked your whole life for being the short
>"it's just a meme brah"
>>29575139
You're not a robot and never will be. You're way above the height requirement.
It'd be like calling a mechanic a doctor.
>>29575333
>Not a robot
Damn that's right cause I forgot I ALWAYS go out with my friends 24/7 and I don't stay in my shithole condo 24/7. Also mommy was WAY to over protective couldn't go anywhere, my one "friend" had to be approved, no driving lessons, couldn't EVEN walk to to highschool because she was afraid I was gonna be kidnapped,. She now gives me weekly phone calls harassing me about getting a GF since my chad brother (15) allready has one. She removed all the rules that I had when my chad brother was born
>>29575440
Oh boo hoo, your mother was over-protective.
So the fuck what? At least you don't have a physical defect that makes you instantly undesirable to women and makes them laugh if they're particularly cruel that you can't change.
>>29575485
What defect do YOU have then anon?
>>29575485
you from dublin?
I am, i'm also 6'2" and come here for the schadenfreude. If there's one thing I want you to take away from this thread, is that you can 100% positive that when taller men see shorter men we do laugh about it in our heads, i never once showed an ounce of respect to anyone under 5'11". it was mostly subconcious for the majority of my life but ive been making more of an effort at being a cunt to short men the past few years. I actually purposefully don't recruit short men at the bank i work in
>>29575510
What this entire thread was about.
Height.
I am 5'6". I am deeply insecure about it. I don't feel like a man at all.
I've stopped approaching women now and decided it's not worth it about 9 months ago.
>>29575577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctOfRy3qyE
>>29575575
No, I'm not from Dublin. I'd rather not reveal what county I'm from because a friend of mine browses here all the time and I don't want him to recognise me.
>>29575577
That's not a physical defect though... granted I still am laughing at you... bUT on another note thanks for existing so I can feel special
Robots all you have to do is talk to women not sperg out or call them a nigger. As long as you are nice and can make joke every once in a while you'll be fine.
>>29575640
>that's not a physical defect
What is it then?
Thanks, by the way, asshole. Just further proof you're not a robot.
>>29575577
LOL!!!!
FUKN 5'6''!?!
Srs question, why havent you an heroed yet?
This theme always goes through my head when you """""""men"""""""" walk by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mTb1YRzBA
>>29575721
>Then what is it?
It's just you... you're a manlet that's not a phsycial defect... a phsycial defect is like having two toes
>all these ~5'9" blaming their problems on their height
Man, these threads really piss me off. You're average fucking height. You're just blaming your height, and ignoring the fact you have other actual shortcomings. Just to make yourself feel better, so you don't have to face the fact you might just be ugly or have a shit personality. Yeah maybe some girls will ignore you, maybe like 30-40% at worst (i.e. the whitest possible town), but you still have so many options. Complaining about being 5'9" is like whining about wishing you had perfect facial aesthetics, or if you were a girl wishing you were born with bigger tits. Yeah, obviously if you were 6'2", dating would be on easy mode. But you don't even have it that much worse. I'm 5'3". I literally don't stand a chance, the odds are stacked against me in every way. You guys can't even fathom how much worse I have it than you. Chad is to a robot what you are to me. Fuck all you failed normies.
Yeah being short is suffering it seems. Every short guy ive known bitches constantly about it. Yes us tall fuckers look down on you literally. However i sorta know what its like as im the manlet on my dads side.
Also story.. i thought i was having a heart attack so i called the fire department across the street. They came and it was 4 6'7 plus dudes and one guy my height (6'1) and the short guy looked and acted like an angry manlet. Cant blame him when i look up at giraffes i feel a sense of awe and wonder.
Good thing eastern washington has alot of short people as im always in the top height tier in a crowd.
>>29575869
I'm not 5'9", I'm 5'6".
And a lot of people have complimented me on my looks, but it doesn't matter because no girl will take me seriously and I feel like half a man.
I've had at least three girls reject me for my height.
>>29575975
>I've had at least three girls reject me for my height.
maybe you smell bad or have a shit personality? how so you know it was because of your height?
>>29576136
No, I always shower and my personality is all right.
>6'3"
>in shape
>have gf
>been in threesomes (ffm) before
>decent-paying job with no work experience
>20 years old
i'm staying here and there is ABSOLUTELY nothing you guys can do it about :^)
>>29576280
Ayy fellow normie
>5'6"
>broad shoulders and barrel chest
>people assume I'm a strong as fuck wrestler
>I'm a beta cuck NEET that plays video games and jerks off all day for over a decade
JUST
Try having hairy as fuck legs while being short too. Not a single woman on earth wants a man that's shorter than 6'1.
why is it 5'9 and above?
OP are you 5'8?i'm also 5'8, barely safe from your wrath
>>29576456
No, I am 5'6".
>>29575575
I just want to gas you , you fucking cunt
