> Chads literally play on easy mode.
Why is this allowed?
>>29571412
Don't worry comrade, the proletariat will pay for their crimes.
being chad still requires a bit of effort being female is easy mode
>>29571412
>Dan blizerian.
It's not chaddy to rent your pussy and your friends.
>>29571476
Stacies just watch the computer play for them.
>>29571412
>Dan Bilzerian
>chad
Paying for people to hang out with you doesn't make you a chad, it makes you a fucking loser.
Where do you find these girls when you're rich? Is there just some sluts catalogue you can flip through
>>29571539
Yeah it's called instagram-"models"
>>29571539
He's not just hanging out.
It's a photoshoot where the theme is "hanging out"
He gets the women from model agencies just like any other photoshoot.
>>29571530
>>29571560
He looks like he could land women with his looks alone.
>>29571530
I doubt he has to pay that many of them anymore, his instagram account is huge and there are plenty of instaskanks that would be glad to be around him just to leech off of his popularity. Claire Abbot is a great example.
>>29571607
Except for the part where he's 5'7.
>>29571412
>Dan Bilzerian
>Chad
m8 pls.
>>29571438
the proletariat is the poor class you imbecile
>>29571607
Daily reminder that this is what Dan looks like with no beard.
>Paying to be in movies
>threw a temper tantrum when he couldn't join the SEALs
>>29571498
Exactly this. Dude literally just has a rekt cardiovascular system and a roid gut if you take away daddy's money.
>>29571412
He pays whores with his dad's stolen money to take pictures with him. Not a Chad, he's a wannabe Chad who uses money to get there.
A Chad can have money, especially if he makes it himself. But to use the money to trick people into thinking you're alpha isn't Chad
>>29571662
He still towers over 5'2" roasties.
>>29571412
>Constantly puts pics of himself with women, money and expensive things online
>happy life
Choose one.
That guy is obviously a loser, based on the fact that he constantly, desperately seeks validation from strangers on the internet.
There are probably superrich Chads who have amazing lives, but they don't constantly post about it on the internet.
Even with his easy mode life he has chris-chan tier temper tantrums all the fucking time
>>29571438
>proles will pay for the crimes of the bourgeoisie
Seems accurate.
>>29571412
Because capitalism.
Socialism would yield the same result. You just wouldn't know about it.
>>29572165
This. A true alpha would fuck bitches and THEY'D be the ones posting these pics. I have no doubt he could get pussy normally but the fact that he has to take photos with 3+ women at all times is pathetic.
Also apparently that beard covers a weak jawline.
>>29571412
is this the guy who pays to be casted in movies like lone survivor?
>>29571438
He's right, the orbiters should pay for allowing this
>paying a studio so he can work as an actor in a film
Top beta cuck
>>29571852
are you implying the poor won't pay for their crimes?
Say what you want, at least this guy knows how to launder money properly. It really is this easy:
>say you won the money gambling
And that's it. Can't be disproven, doesn't need to be proven, your daddy's stolen millions are now clean.
>>29571412
even the most delusional robot sees what's wrong with that guy
>>29573621
I thought the irs can still audit because earnings from Gambling are documented and if it's not then it was most likely illegal.
>>29573621
>say you won the money gambling
Won the money in private games between millionaires. Casino's can be audited.
>>29571438
this is the people you shitpost with.
>>29573803
IRS is not the Illuminati.
>I went to a rich dudes house and played UNO for 50 million bucks and I won. Now gtfo
For what it's worth this is basically his story, and it's generally considered by every reasonable person to be complete bullcrap
>>29572146
>5"
>towers over
>>29571438
We are the proletariats, you fucking shithead.
Even though we are neets, we fall into this category.
It's the bourgeoisie normies that need to be cast from their ivory towers.
>>29573987
Money makes a woman forget shit like that.
>>29574034
Knowing that a woman will never be truly attracted to your body is a terrible feeling. She will always lust for a 6'2" Chad.
>>29572146
the richer the bitch, the higher the heel.
>>29573460
He doesn't have to take pictures at all. He chooses to. You can do things like have pictures takes of you when you're rich and alpha. I'm sure he's really a poor weak virgin beta loser an the inside though. He just does all those things he likes doing because he's still in denial. What a fucking loser.
>>29571412
Dan Bilzerian is gayer than 14 guys blowing 15 guys. Nobody should be given the money to overcompensate this hard.
>>29571915
Haha! All those roids and he just looks like a fat Midwesterner when he puts his shirt back on.
>>29576003
I love how easy it is too spot the jealous haters.
please fire back with some bullshit bout your arent jealous blah blah blah reasons and bullshit and go on about how he's this or that and showing you are actually jealous otherwise you wouldnt be throwing such a shit show
>>29576025
He obviously doesn't have a pump but you can tell by his neck, arms, chest, and waist that he lifts. I wouldnt immediately assume roids but I'm a /fit/poster so everyone outside of ifbb looks small to me. He's well above average in that picture. I think he looks better with a beard. He probably agrees, which is as good a reason as any for wearing a beard. Are you arguing he looks better without it?
>>29576141
Nigger, I've met rich, talented successful as fuck people who dont showboat at all. I dont hate success, I hate tryhards. We get it, you're rich. He's seeking validation which is just sad.
looks like all these bitches are lusting after the
>BIG
>ARMENIAN
>COCK
>>29576322
How is it sad? He seems pretty happy. He wants validation and seeks it. It would only be sad if he wanted it but didn't seek validation. You're only complaint is that he not only has money, but you're aware that he has money. Would you be any happier if he were broke or didn't post on Facebook?
>>29576322
>a
>fucking
>mapleaf
>>29576350
GABOOL YOU SHIT
>>29576427
>seems
Can you see inside his head? I've met plenty of people who "seem" happy and are on fucking meds for depression.
>>29571412
You're sitting in front of a computer bitching about your celibacy to strangers on the internet instead of getting money or working out. There's some kid in Syria who lost his arm because of suicide bomb or barrel bomb. There's some kid in India whose dream is to work at the call center where you call if your cell phone screen cracks because his only other option is to become a stay in some boring small town where he will shit on the streets for the rest of his life.
You have it easy. Why don't you stop bitching about Chad and go out and live your life? There's a lot of great stuff for you out there.
>>29576742
Maybe they seem happy because they're on fucking meds for depression. People don't take them to feel depressed, they take them to alleviate deppression. If they seem happy it's more likely that they're happy than if they seem unhappy. Is that a difficult concept to understand? My perception isn't infallible, but it's served me well so far. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and fucks like a duck I'm calling it a duck and adjusting my assessment as more information becomes available. It's a process.
>>29571412
>tfw he's only 5'9"
Only 2 and a half inches and I'll be at his level. Please god give me 2 and a half inches.
>>29576025
>Midwesterner
Please don't be mean I-I have to live with this shit.
>>29576754
because reproduction is essential for men to work and contribute
>>29576834
Dude, its an instagram account you're judging this guy's happiness by. I can read people too, but that's in person.
Instagram is literally about making your life seem better than it is.
>>29576754
Let's be honest, the Indian kid is Indian. He has no future besides the designated shitting street.
>>29576848
And he's still taller than some of the biggest chick magnets in Hollywood history, like James Dean, Kit Harrington (Jon Snow), and Zac Efron, which goes to show that we can't take 4chan memes too seriously.
>>29571412
Life is not fair, your fault for falling for the ''life is beautiful'' meme
>>29571539
>Is there just some sluts catalogue you can flip through
Yes it called facebook.
>>29576872
I don't actually care enough to chase him down and do a mood inventory and ekg with mri scan on him. He wants to be perceived that way and is successful in doing so. That's good enough for me. He's doing what he wants. Doing what we want is the surest way to happiness. Maybe he is sad. I hope not because it's not fun to be sad.
>>29576919
Height isn't a meme. You're like those anti-iq shitposters. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it's not a thing. Believe it or not women like tall, strong, rich, sexy, and charming men.
>>29576871
Fornication, not reproduction. And going out and talking to girls is necessary for fornication.
It sucks for guys in the West, I'm not going to deny that. But you still have the option to get out of your rut. Fuck a fatty if you need to get it out. You don't need to sleep with that Polish chick in the 'Blurred Lines' video. But shit, get out of your basement and have some fun. Even if you have a shit personality and nothing going on, there will still be a girl willing to fuck you.
You don't have to be a molecule of ink in the history textbook, because you have the option not to be one. Would you rather choose that? Or would you rather be somebody? The rest is up to you....
>>29576990
Well, all that is a bonus, but it isn't mandatory.
>>29576990
I choose to believe the other guy, m8
>>29577030
there are literally 0 women on the planet who would marry a guy with none of those characteristics. they'd probably tell him he has a great personality and will make some other girl very happy one day, though
>>29571438
You mean the bourgeoisie, nigga?
