ITT: We list horrible ways to die
>being catapulted at a wall at over 200 mph
>as a virgin
>with your mommy porn tab open
Getting gut shot by a medium caliber firearm and then being left to die slowly.
>>29570504
Diving failure and waiting alone in the depths of the ocean with your paralyzed body while oxygen slowly depletes.
>>29570504
what that sounds fucking awesome
A bad way to die is slowly and painfully
>from brain hemorrhage after falling and knocking yourself out while jerking off, dick still in your hand and semen over your fingers
>>29570504
>living out the rest of your life as normal, watching the rent go higher as your pay stagnates, watching all the girls gravitate more and more towards the top 5% of men, watching the West fall, watching muslims explode in your old neighborhood to enforce sharia law, hoping that something will change things back to how they used to be, never finding a way to help, with your last dying thought as "I wasn't able to stop it" as you look at all the little black and muslim children play in the formerly white playground outside of your nursing home
>ripping your own head offthat actually sounds kinda badass
>>29570504
being made to live into old age
>>29570504
You'd be dead instantly.
A DNP overdose would pan fry your internal organs. The only other thing I can think of that would be more painful is the bends.
Seriously though, drowning or burning are pretty bad. Being slowly eaten alive by an animal too. The worst is probably torture of some kind.
>>29570504
drinking too much bleach but not enough to kill you THAT quickly would be bretty bad
like, enough to put you in hospital but not enough to get you out of hospital
>>29570578
Rip ronron ;__;
>>29570673
have you tried dnp
>>29570637
>>29570655
Please do us a favor and never reply to a thread ever again. if you're gonna be this fucking pathetic at least get a trip so i can filter your edgy stupid ass
>>29570685
I can't even imagine how painful it'd be to get eaten alive by a shark or a crocodile
I mean, fucking paper cuts and hitting your toe against something are already painful enough
>>29570504
Acute radiation poisoning
>>29570745
Isn't that when your organs start to dissolve slowly and you end up looking like a mummy?
The story about thay japanese guy is pretty fucked up
>>29570504
Sudden Unexpected Death Syndrome
>>29570706
I have. At low doses it's fine, hardly noticeable. At 750mg though it was torture, even here in winter.
rotting away in loneliness and depression for years until you eventually hang yourself after years of isolation
Burning to death, maybe in a car or a rather small room, just feeling your flesh melt off your body, no escape
>>29570685
Supposedly as soon as you inhale a lung full of water, you lose consciousness. The bad part is the fear and the instinct to stay alive, the actual dying part isn't that bad.
>>29570504
being slowly pulled apart
Spiritual death after a devastating divorce.
>>29570504
As someone who is slowly dying from left ventricular heart failure, this method doesn't seem bad at all. I would very happily replace my months of wheezing and breathlessness and chest pain and discomfort for simply being launched out of a catapult at a wall. In fact, I kind of think I'm gonna go jump off a building now. Thanks for convincing me to do so with your faggotry anon.
>>29570707
>hates sad things
>goes to r9k
do yourself a favor
burning to death really just sounds like the worst
probably AIDS tho just because of how it would go down
Anything that involves medieval torture machinery. Either that or getting skinned, boiled or burned alive. Also getting impaled seems pretty nasty aparently you'd take three days to die while a pole went up your ass
>>29570504
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
>>29570707
I found the nigger, guys
>>29570975
He wasn't talking about it being sad, genius.
>>29570707
>calls other people edgy in an edgy manner
wew
>>29570704
The fat faggot has a new fox now and he talks to it like it's a fucking human baby.
Brazen Bull.
I've heard these exist and there are live-streams on the deep web.
>>29570933
What did you do? Inject too much meth?I apologise if your condition is genetic.
>>29570706
No.
I'm a skelly. I don't need to eat weed killer to drop pounds.
>>29571111
...that image is not a brazen bull anon
nice quads too
Drinking sulfuric acid.
Pic related.
This.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/19/entertainment/actor-anton-yelchin-killed/
>worst ways to die
live
>>29571124
lmao. No need to apologize then because it was definitely drug related, except I smoked boatloads of crack rather than meth. I think the only reason for this subtle distinction is that I lived most of my life in an urban, ethnic ghetto even though I'm white. Had I been reared in a rural community, I would have done meth, and were I affluent I would have done heroin. I expect the end result would have been much the same, though.
>>29570504
>horrible ways to die
To keep on living.
>>29571317
wow anon. I'm sorry ;---;
>>29570778
There are three different stages of Acute Radiation Poisoning. The hematopoietic stage causes suppression of the lymphocytes. Usually the person exposed will either recover or die within a couple weeks. It helps if they are given blood transfusions and bone marrow transplants.
The GI syndrome kills the epithelial cells and bacteria in the gut, causing diarrhea, poor nutrient absorption, etc in addition to the hematopoietic syndrome.
CNS syndrome occurs at stupid high doses (>50gy). The patient has seizures, their blood pressure drops, they go into a coma and die.
I haven't read about the Japanese guy who became mummified, I've only heard of the genetic and somatic effects from the Fukushima power plant lately. Nothing about a Japanese Atomic Mummy. (which would be a cool band name.
Brazen Bull and Scaphism
>get hit by lightning
>just barely survive
>get attacked by a bear
>fall down, bear runs away because loud noises
>nearly dead
>get struck by lightning again
>>29570504
Drowning while being really thristy
>>29571111
>>29571040
ah I got beaten to the punch
>>29571200
U fookin stoopid retord
>>29571377
From what I read on an article a friend sent me they kept the dude alive the most they could simply to study how radiation affected him
Falling naked down a mile long, slightly too narrow shaft lined with sandpaper and a pool of lemon-juice at the bottom
Probably what my sister did. Binged on acid and all sorts or other psychedelic drugs to the point of blowing her brain chemistry up. She is now full blown schizophenic with speech problems. And when I say speech problems I don't mean slurring words, I mean shes talking in metaphors, half thoughts, slight gibberish, and the most fragmented of sentences. Its like talking to a person on acid accept shes stuck on it.... forever. Its actually quite sad really, she tries to talk to people and sometimes people understand her but a lot of the time they just end up ignoring her because she sounds like a lunatic, shes stuck this way and has to live with it.
talk about a fucked up "way to go"
>>29570504
Nigga that sounds rad as shit.
An actually shitty way to die would be being buried alive.
Being force fed plenty of beans, raisins and fibre-rich foods, until full, then laxatives.
Then crucified upside down in a swamp, and left, with attendants coming periodically to smear the shit around and force feed some more.
most traumatic injury bad enough to kill you within a few minutes isn't gonna hurt much. i mean it does hurt but you won't be processing more than a fraction of the pain because of adrenaline, shock, loss of full consciousness, etc.. i remember waking up on pavement after being hit by a car on my bike and didn't realize there was a bone sticking out of my arm until i tried to move it. the real pain didn't even start until the next day in the hospital, and got steadily worse for weeks after before peaking. the most painful death will be slow and purposely torturous
Just being left in a room with your least favourite show/movie on repeat, but every repeat is slower than the last.
>>29571677
You are on website talking to the same people you have gone already
>scalping and pouring salt over the open flesh.
>breaking limg bones one by one and finally hit the head with blunt object
>being fed molten liquids
>stuck in a piping hot metal container(Brazen Bull) or passing hot steam inside the metal container
>impalement
>>29571545
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokaimura_nuclear_accident
Paralyzed laying face down on the hot Arizona pavement while your skin cooks.
>>29571677
So you're saying she's psychotic. Is she on meds?
Probably being skinned alive, then acid and salt poured on you, having your bones constantly hit by hammers, and being branded, all while chemically paralyzed.
That Dwarf Fortress one where the dwarf beat down giants by hitting them over and over and over again with a copper hammer, gradually beating them into a pulp over hours.
>>29570975
>>29571052
>>29571074
Perfect example of new/summerfags flooding this board with stupid shit.
>>29570504
That doesn't seem too bad considering how fast you'll die.
I still haven't decided if burning, flaying, SLOW amputation or drowning is the worst way to go.
>>29570504
why? that'd be like skydiving, and the death would be quick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y
>>29570504
Dying of cancer by seeing op's face
>strapped to a chair in a hidden room
>your computer is open and there's a hidden recording device in your room
>you're forced to eat bull ants while getting your skin peeled alive and they keep you from passing out or bleeding out
>your parents see your loli/incest/cp/homo/tranny/etc. folder and say how disgusting you are and they wish you were dead
>then they find your piss pillow and say you are the worst thing to ever exist while you slowly die
4-hour painful boner death spider.
4 hours later...
There are two ways to die that I fear more than others.
The first is being caught in an avalanche and encapsulated in snow, only to spend the next 48 hours freezing slowly to death while you can't move and your screams for help go unheard by travelers above.
The other is being abandoned on the open pacific sea, no land or vessels in sight, only to flob around helplessly for two days until you give in to fatigue and drown. Or get eaten by sharks.
Interestingly, these two means of death represent two opposite extremes: One in confinement, the other in infinite space. Speaking of space, I guess having to "walk the plank" from a space shuttle only to float around in space in a suit until you run out of oxygen is on a similar level, except no hope.
>>29573868
fuck off, nigger
go play in your mud huts
>>29573868
anon, these new posters aren't just here for the summer. these posters came with the recent new wave of /pol/shits, and they will NEVER leave
>>29570609
>medium caliber
>>29570504
2-9570504
Anal vore
Being eaten by an animal like a bear or a tiger. Croc/Aligator would probably be the worst.
Thats just the worst thing for me, knowing I'm literally going to be digested by an inferior creature.
>>29570504
living with depression but being too scared of death
>>29570504
Being skinned alive. I would image it feels the same as when you rip some skin from side of you nail but million times worse.
>>29570723
A shark would kill you pretty quick and you wont feel much pain because of adrenaline .
A croc would drown you first
I once had a nervous breakdown when I was a freshamn in high school at the dinner table. I started slashing my body with a steak knife and I was bleeding everywhere and my skin was ripped off in various places, yet I didn't feel pain. I was in such a frenzy all I felt was wild rage, I imagine that this is how people who die in tortutous ways feel.
My little brother still thinks I'm insane for doing that shit. Luckily my parents chose to not tell the hospital that I was a threat to myself
Also my uncle was in a helicopter crash in central america a few years ago, didnt feel anything until he was recovering
>>29575521
but thats my fetish anon
>>29570504
Drowning sounds terrible.
Apparently it's actually really painful, based on testimony from people who's nearly drowned and survived.
>>29575566
It's not inferior if it's eating you, faggot
>infinite water slide
>slide is made of sand paper
>water is replaced with salty lemon juice
>ride until pulp
beat that kiddos
Being encased in concrete up to your neck and thrown into a lake.
Falling into a pit up to your neck in beetles and centipedes.
Dying of Alzheimer's as your grip on reality slowly slips away. It's not the dementia that is terrifying, it's the flashes of lucidity where you realize something is terribly wrong, dreading the moment you slip back into incoherence.
Being crushed in a compactor.
Being strapped down on a board as two nickel-width metal rods are pushed agonizingly slowly through your open eye sockets.death by snoo-snoo
falling,drowning and dying from dehydration are probably all equally frightening
>>29575752
Just use the friction to sit still as the lemon water rushes over you. Yummy, ya dummy.
>>29570504
Dying while not having voted for the real (((True Conservative))) Ted Cruz is a bad way to die so vote for him at the GOP convention.
>In a room slowly filled with lava
Absorbed by cell
Raped by canned chickens
Drowning in crude petroleum
Worms get clogged up in your lymphatic system and you swell up into elephantisis
>>29576024
Raped by canned chickens?
I'mma need more details because what the fuck.
>>29576024
Too much beef? Throw it away
anyway beef makes your gums turn grey
Would this hurt or would it happen too fast to notice?
>>29576264
>sucked in ass first
Uh yeah my guess is that it would hurt somewhat.
>>29570637
>literally the worst thing you can think of is nonwhite children playing in a playground
wew
>>29576555
B-but darkies are scary anon D:
Being catapulted at a wall at over 2,000mph
>>29570504
Living your entire life
