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>Hey neighbor, why don't you give us a ride on your mom's car?
its my car u fuckin twat best get the fuck off before I hose your ass
i didn't know this was /tv/
>>29569808
You're gonna have to let me fuck you, first.
best case scenario
>they realize i'm a creep and won't bother me again
worst case
>we have sex
B-But that's dangerous. You'll fall off if I drive with you on the car
>>29569867
/r9k/ has practically no moderation. that's why jordyn threads here can last all day. this girl looks like emma (?) who I don't think is an actress (???).
>>29569808
I'm scared of driving, sorry.
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>>29570021
>this girl looks like emma
muh nigga
>>29570021
the garbage boards are literally the only relevant boards on the site
without us, who's going to generate memorable content? fucking /s4s/? /adv/? lol
>>29569808
no, the AC will pull in all of your queef so I will suffocate from your stinky ass pussygas, roastie.
>>29569867
You've been infiltrated, nigga
>>29570976
....do you actually think that vaginas produce gas and farts?
>>29571361
Did you smoke weed under the bleachers during EVERY science class?
>>29571626
No, I didn't smoke weed until I was 20.
Explain to us how you think queefs work.
I would just drive them for 100 meters then slam on the breaks
>>29571673
Gas (nonane) is generated in the frontal limbic node then transferred to the colon
Once enough gas is generated it is then released via the splanchnic plexus and down thru the lower vaginal cavity until it is released
>colloquially known as a 'queef'
>>29569808
fine as long as you 2 let me eat that pussy first open them legs wide now
>>29571826
What you're describing is the rare medical condition called rectovaginal fistula, although more common with trannies.
An actual queef is the result of air being pushed into the vagina during sexual intercourse, and being expulsed out. Regular healthy female vaginas don't produce gas.
>>29571936
I'd like to say I'm drunk, but my shitposting was just a tad careless on this occasion
As penance, have some /lexee/
>>29571826
>flammable gas is generated in the brain and travels through your body via nerves.
ok
I don't have my drivers license.
>>29569867
GoT S6 ended yesterday. This is just the beginning.
>tfw 15 year old qt girls bully me and force me to drive them wherever they want.
They basically use me for the fact that I have a car.
why would anyone buy a space ship that isn't a sho
then again buying an fwd sedan is bretty questionable
>>29569808
Gladly.
*teleports behind her with my erection pressed against her shorts*
Let's go for a ride...
>>29570036
What's her last name? She looks qt
>>29571323
What the fuck? Why does she have a bump right here???
