>he breathes like a virgin
what a loser
>he has virgin skin
just embarrassing
>he laughs like a virgin
cringeworthy
>>29569118
>his mom's a virgin
Ugh, Jesus is such a beta
>she breathes like she has a dick in her mouth
What a whore
>>29569118
>he orders taco bell like a virgin
It's so obvious when it happens
>he smells like a virgin
>he pees like a virgin
>he opens the refrigerator like a virgin
It's funny because we imply people can tell you are a virgin but in reality they can't.
>>29570408
>that is what virgins believe
kek, every women knows that you are a virgin
ADSFASDFADSFADSFDASFAFDAF
Reading this thread as a 26 year old makes me realise how behind losers like us really are in terms of knowing what to do with ourselves. How you people feel in this thread was how i felt as well when i was 19-22. Now im 26 i now know what I would've and should've done when I was 22 or younger but that means shit all because im not at that age anymore
Ill see myself outo
>>29569118
> he farts like a virgin
ewwww
>he sports the virgin haircut
>>29571434
I've seen enough breasts, anuses, vaginas and dicks to have lost my virginity by proxy.
>he has virgin eyebrows
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJ
>she has the "just married" gut
Nobody mentioned the legitimate "virgin walk." I am suprised.
>His dad & stepdad are virgins
How low can he go?
>>29571783
because of virgins in denial
>>29571691
>responding to bait
also
>believing that seeing tits on the internet is the same thing as losing your virginity
top kek
>>29572465
>he types like a virgin
>he disarms bombs like a virgin>>29569118
>>29572465
>It's socially acceptable for a girl to ask something like that out of the blue
Unbelievable.
>>29572465
>he sends girls a thumbs up
you serious?
fuck i am a loser
>>29570408
>he thinks like a virgin
My fav is
>he sings "Like a Virgin"
>>29572511
lol got me
>>29573036
its not, thats why i didnt respond
>>29573085
i only use it when i dont wanna talk to someone but i dont care enough to rnr
>he purges xenos like a virgin
>>29573526
EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SURF
