I had a girl hit on me for the first time in my life today
Did you hit her back ??
>girl hits on me and i stand there looking away like a nervous idiot
>>29568521
no I was just there to have breakfast
>>29568507
happy for you, OP. How'd it go?
>>29568571
she was our waitress and she came over to give us our silverware and menus and said "oh hi I was talking with my friend over there and I think I remember you from high school haha! i cant believe how tall you got omg!" It kind of took me off guard because shes actually really pretty and has a god tier ass so I just tried not to spaghetti and made sure my words were clear and coherent. overall 7/10 experience
>>29568750
she wanted you to tip her well
lmfao beta cuck
>>29568750
>>29569106
OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER
>>29569106
>>29570544
that obviously wasnt all she said.. I wouldn't have said she was hitting on me unless I knew she was
>>29570657
No, she wasn't hitting on you. Get over yourself. She just wanted a nice tip.
>>29570684
oh really? what else would you call a cute girl your age coming over every chance she had when her other tables where busy to come over and chit chat with me and my dad? when was the last time a waitress spent a good amount of time at your table talking to you about what your doing with your life and if you have a gf?
>>29570813
NEVER FORGET
TWENTY PERCENT
>>29570813
Ahahahhaha the bartenders at my local watering hole always do this shit to me because they know im a good tipper. I dont actaully think they wanna fuck me though.
What did you tip her you cuck?
>>29570885
>>29570893
im sorry not everyone is as beta as you guys and something decent happend to me for once.
>>29570934
Let it go. We get it, you left a hefty tip and got played, whats done is done
>>29571060
wouldn't call a $4 tip a hefty one. idk what your point even is. something good happens to someone so you have to imply it didn't happen to make yourself believe everyone is as miserable as you or something?
>>29571136
>wouldn't call a $4 tip a hefty one
Well at least her tactics didn't work, thats good
>>29571156
would her writing down he number be part of those
'tactics'?
I think not lmao.
>>29571186
She was trying to get that hefty tip m8
>>29568507
Now picture how happy she would be getting gangbanged by Chads.
>>29571211
ill be sure to ask if that was her plan all along when I give her a ring tomorrow if im not too autistic and can muster up the courage to do it
>>29571136
OP people aren't trying to ruin your feels but this is like rule 1 for being a waitress, be flirty and nice to men to try and get a bigger tip, even touching the men on the shoulder or something it happens to me all the time
>>29570813
Asking someone you used to go to school with about their life isn't hitting on them.
>>29571186
Oh, now you got her number? Why didn't you lead with that in your OP? Surely you must know that's a bigger accomplishment than getting "hit on"
>>29571287
No he got her number from a mutual friend at school
>>29571245
its a small town dinner... they dont fish for tips like I think your implying. All they are supposed to do is bring the drinks, food, and refill coffee every 10 mins or so. Also when was the last time a waitress gave you her number just to get a bigger tip?
>>29571341
>it's a small town diner
sorry OP i think it was for tips.
>>29571341
>its a small town diner
Well that plus the bonus of getting a nice tip would explain her friendliness 2bh
>>29571341
When was the last time you got so btfo in a thread that you had to lie in order to not look like a socially inept retard?
Oh wait
>>29568507
>tfw when u think a girl is hitting on you for the first time but she actually was not
>>29571287
I consider getting someones number part the of getting hit on you retard. and of course i wasnt going to mention i got her number for the exact reason you just proved to be correct. I knew as soon as i said that youd say "hur hur post it if not youre a liar lmao XD get pwnd kid lol"
>>29571432
Literally no one requests people to post numbers
>>29571367
please show me a single lie i have told? of wait none of you were there and your all just implying shit because 'muh ebin trolls XD'
>>29571235
> give her a ring
> sucker is marrying the girl already
>>29571455
You sound super autistic though which means you are an unreliable witness
>>29571475
if you saw the ass on her... you'd be at the jewelers right now
>omg everyone being so r9k in this thread
>>29571491
how do i sound autistic? i just got a qt3.14's number... also mind you her ass was sincerely thic
>>29568507
OP revealed for a deluded cuck. I bet you voted Leave as well.
>>29571572
Cucks voted remain
You sound super autistic xD
>>29571572
>implying I live in a muslim country, kek
atleast im not THAT cucked...
>>29571595
>making sacrifices in the present so you MIGHT have it better in the future
literally cucking
Happy for you OP
>>29571637
Wording it like that sure but if you look at who voted for which side all the literal cucks voted remain
ok well I have to go to work so see you guys later. Also might add I didnt even go to the dinner today I just got bored in my room and decided to lie on the internet
>LYING ON THE INTERNET????
>THE MADMANN!!!!!
>>29571743
So it was aII a ruse?
>>29571881
Duh. As if anyone on /r9k/ has ever so much as breathed the same air as a 3D woman.
>>29571881
how would you rate my ruse from 1-10? ill check back to see my score after my shift
>>29571743
yo fuck off don't listen to this guy he's just some troll
>>29571935
I give it a 6.22/10
Thats a six point two two out of a ten ladies and gentlemen
You know decent OP interaction with posters and feigning butthurt although i will drop a few points for lack of ingenuity and the situation seemed rather stale, overall everything is there
>>29571982
well I got news for ya pale you just got rused AGAIN! I dont have a job lmao thats for wagies. I also agree entirely with your review and thank you for your time sir
>>29571743
>damage control
Why bother? You're anonymous.
Thats some serious butthurt.
>>29572058
ill be back tomorrow with another ruse of the day! see you then!
>>29572055
>well I got news for ya pale you just got rused AGAIN!
>>29571650
I cannot believe no one's posted that before
HAHAHAGSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29572491
holy shit I didnt even realize that until now, kek.
This thread gave me autism
>>29572491
Goddamn we're some hateful little shits
>>29572656
>>29571650
How the fuck are these posts original?
>>29572727
I mean, it resets every week or two
But still
ITT: OP and his porn driven delusions of hot waitresses hitting on him.
Christ OP, you really are deluded aren't you?
>>29574232
sorry for rusing you like that bud
>>29574304
>sorry for rusing you
REEEEEEEEEEE
I read this thread in the same voices as the caracters from reservoir dogs. Gave me a good chuckle
>>29574609
Im glad you enjoyed it, this was all for you friend
She wasn't hitting on you, you sperg
