Ok so for this I should be nominated for king of the robots
Two years ago, I was invited to my cousin's house, and my older female cousin who is really more like an aunt came to me and offered to shake hands with me (we are jewish, im more religous than my senpai) i politely dont then well i dont remeber exactly what I said but it was like i said "when your husband dies, i try to hook up with you"
now my extended family doesnt talk to me. I hate myself and I want to die
I have a pretty cousin too but why the heck would you talk about her husband dying? Were you trying to be cute?
>>29568373
Wait so you completely out of context and without warning told a blood relative you were going to bang them when their spouse died?
>>29568373
>is jewish
the story is legit, I am an expert in jews.
I slapped a girl after she greeted me with open arms in the face and said "I learned you are allowed to hit sluts"
That's the stuff that comes out of your mouth when you grow up really isolated
>>29568585
How did that ruin your life? Sounds like you grew some balls, among other things.
>>29568479
i dont know, im ultra-functioning autistic, please go easy on me, im a good person and i have legitament psychatric and emotional issues
>>29568608
well its one of the 100 events that established my role as a monster
I once told a girl
"you are going to get raped"
infant of her boyfriend
...she had to defuse the situation because I'm such a helpless fucking Asperger fuck
>>29568585
um r u moslem
>>29568481
kinda, i dont really remember
Also theres nothing wrong with nanging your cousin per say
>>29568650
Sounds like you're a better human bean than most people
>>29568651
75% German 25% Romanian German
Atheist
>>29568714
damn you are of your father Esau
>>29568682
I'm socially crucified and lived the last 10 years in isolation. When I meet people that know me they spit infront of my feet. Everybody I ever met hates me.
>>29568776
Yeah, I have more stories but they are so cringey I dont even want to type them, but i relate to this big time.
Never say anything sexual, written or verbal, esp. if you are a robot. very very very big mistake
you cant microwave a decent person
>>29568776
And deservedly so.
>>29568733
>>29568832
>damn you are of your father Esau
>you cant microwave a decent person
nigga wat?
>>29568914
that's a false statement. I was destroyed without having deserved it. Society is anything but just
>>29568981
yeah dude you are autistic, your parents should have heavily censored your media intake and slap you across the face when you would say something off colored
learn from the rebuke, improve yourself, and move on. Think "Vaiter. Vaiter."
>>29568373
I never fucked up like that though
OP is king of robots for now
>>29569157
i have more stories in case o need to secure my throne
>>29568981
You're vile to other people, hence you deserve your pariah status.
>>29569135
>Think "Vaiter. Vaiter."
What the fuck are you talking about
Not that the rest of your post is any less bad
>>29569248
That's a nice theory but has nothing to do with reality
>>29569196
post more
also explain what "Vaiter. Vaiter." means
also how high up are you in the Jew pyramid?
>>29568637
>Jewish
>good
>person
>>29569300
>I once told a girl
>"you are going to get raped"
>infant of her boyfriend
>I slapped a girl after she greeted me with open arms in the face and said "I learned you are allowed to hit sluts"
>one of the 100 events
Sure thing, no basis in reality. Wouldn't be the first time you're out of touch.
>>29569798
All of those things are example of great Human being. There needs to be more people like him willing to call bitches and whores out on their shit.
>>29570005
Thanks man, I've had enough guilt tipping from Jews in this life
>>29570005
>treats people poorly
>"w-why doesn't anyone like me??"
Keep defending him, it's heartwarming to spergs protecting their own.
>>29570198
*to see
bloxblokblox
Regarding the Jew pyramid
>>29569544
Yiddish for "further, further"
ie just move on
>>29569544
>be invited to a chabad familys house
>they do a stupid icebreaker where they ask whats their favorite parasha
>I say parashss acharei mot "because its a good reminder"
>its the parasha we read on yom kippur, it talks about the prohibition against incest
The thing is, im right because this stuff is only wtong because the book says, if it wasnt for the book it would just be our feels. fucking normies
>>29569248
Normie logic. please kill yourself.
>>29570890
Why? I'm not the social outcast.
>Why does nobody like me when I go out of their way to insult and attack them?
Robot retardation. kys.
oure just an insecure asshole who needs to tear others down because you feel inadequte. Psychology 101, bitch nigga
>>29570935
Normie faggot just got BTFOed, someone screenshot this
>>29571219
>can't address the point
>y-you got BTFO
Sure thing failed tripfaggot.
>>29571284
Thanks for this post. Image saved.
>>29571309
disregard that previous post, I suck massive donkey dicks
>>29571284
haha jokes on you, im only pretending to be retarded. haha yup
Update: I asked mommy, and she said I was legit retarded. Please support me in my time of needs; also send more donkey dicks.
>>29571014
why can't you microwave a decent person though?
Coincedence?? I think not.
Taking benzodiazepines. I mean my life would still be fucked, I just wouldn't have crashed and burned quite as spectacularly.
I don't regret it.
>>29568373
Started playing MMORPGs to deal with my shit school life (always bullied).
>>29571584
I played wow for like 5 years, i didnt like the changes made in cata, got bored with the fame, and cancelled my subscribtion. im done with mmos. i cant get into a relax and expanded state of mind to play video games or watch anime. I just go on 4chan and watch videos on youtube (like stephan, alex jones etc)
>>29571401
Dude u cant tell a kid "be a good person" without any context then expect them to be s good person without constantly learning Torah with a traditional rav. Without Torah, it is impossible to raise generations of proper menschin. it will fizzle out and they will be hitting on their older cousin in front of everyone. Fucking persians, and their bullshit ideology, i fucking despise them
>>29571469
I'd recommend 40 kg of Donkey penis, administered rectally. Hasn't done me wrong ;).
>>29571720
dude why are you so fixated on donkey dicks. its kinda weird.
>>29571736
I also like responding to myself on threads; it's a good way to pass the time while I feel throbbing equine dick slowly root itself into my bum tunnel.
>>29570528
try harder goy
>>29568373
I got fat - original comment desu
>>29568637
>i have legitament psychatric and emotional issues
Its because all of your jewish inbreeding.
By wanting to fuck your cousing you are just make things worse.
