>tfw I just rubbed a girl down with oil and massaged her for an hour while she was completly naked
>tfw I'm a virgin
>tfw I was to scared to make a move on her
how could you not make a move on her or be scared to? she was letting you give her a massage with oil while she was naked. unless you are a paid professional that's a huge green light you boob
>>29567642
Fuck you normie. Its not nearly as obvious of a sign as you think.
>>29567608
Did you at least give her a prostate massage?
>>29567608
A girl gets naked with you alone in a room, lets you massage her buttcheeks and you didn't fuck her?
Are you betamax?
>>29567642
She wasn't completly naked,she was still wearing shorts,but I slid my fingers under her belt and said something retarded like ''Gotta hit all the muscle groups,haha'' while massaging her tailbone
>>29567673
Yes,that's why I post here
>>29567657
Preeeeetty sure you're gay now
So did you see her pussy n tits? Or
was she faced down?
>>29567657
ok well greentext what happened because i don't understand how it could be interpreted in any way other than as an invitation to make a move
>>29567678
>completly naked
>wasn't completly naked
False flag guys, paid shill from twitter.
I know their type.
Thanks for the massage beta cuck. I called up Chadrone afterwards and got the good lovin'.
>>29567712
>paid shill from twitter
Why though?
>>29567684
I didn't she was face down
>>29567686
>Meet girl during Uni Lab
>We talk sometimes,she gives me her number because we have to do our Lab journal together
>Decide to ask her if she wants to come over and do the journal thing totgether
>She actually says yes
>She drops by today,we work for maybe an hour,she is quite clearly bored
>She starts looking around my appartment,looking through my books and drawers
>She finds lube/massageoil in my nightstand that I orderd from amazon
>She asks if I'm good at massages
>''haha yeah I'm the best at it''
>Never even massaged another human being,just jerked it with the lube
>She insists on getting a massage as well,tells me shes bored of working already and we can finish another day
>Tell her ok,but I'm a littlte out of practice,she wants to watch a movie during the whole time
>Decide to watch Drive with her because I'm an autistic fuck
>While I'm turning on the movie she removes her shirt,bra and shoes,so I didn't even see her tits
>I spend the next hour awkwardly rubbing her down with oil,she seemd to enjoy it though,I had a raging boner the entire time
>To scared to make an actual move though
>The longer this goes on the more she wiggles around and kept staring at me,but I was to chicken to kiss her
>I realise I have to pee and go to the bathroom
>Once I come out she is completly dressed and tells me she has to go home now,even though the movie isn't over
So yeah,now I'm getting drunk by myself and I'm contemplating suicide
>>29567767
to sew dissidence and unease
>>29567809
She obviously wanted you to do something and you didn't . She most likely assumed it was because you didn't find her attractive or didn't like her . So she was embarrassed got dressed and left . You're so dumb
>>29567955
I realised what was going on,I'm not retarded
I'm just the worlds biggest pussy
>>29567712
that's not what false flag means you 16 year old
>>29567670
>Her
>Prostate
>>29567670
you havin a laff?
>>29568009
Fine.
It was a HAPPENING! post
>>29567986
iv been there many times before i got laid. anxiety is a bitch.
honeslty, i recommend inviting her over again, telling her you're into her but scared because you're a virgin, then trying to fuck her. otherwise she won't really know wtf is going on, and might think you're gay or not into her. anyway, thats how i lost mine. i would be too nervous, unless i admitted it outright to the girl, who didn't seem as bothered as r9k would say, at least, not enough to give up on fucking me when the chance is right there. girls want sex too.
i dunno, keep trying brah, you'll make it if you don't give up.
>>29567986
Acting chill and not giving in seems pretty alpha to me. Since you didn't make a move you were not cucked.
>>29568082
Because he's so beta he cucked himself.
>>29568099
Yeah he should have raped her or taken his dick out and started jacking off and jumping up and down like a monkey
>>29568082
>>29568099
you guys really need to leave 4chan for a while and go outside, jesus.
>>29568075
The entire time I could only think retarded shit like ''I bet she doesn't even like me''
''she propably does that with all the guys she knows''
''If I try to kiss her she will turn away and make fun about me behind my back in Uni''
''If I try to kiss her I'll be a social pariah in the lab''
''If I try to kiss her she will sue me for rape''
''Nobody will ever have the capability to love you,because I'm an ugly person with an ugly soul''
bro just talk to her
bro
bro just ask her to fuck
>>29568347
underage
5673576376367
>>29567608
Wise move OP.
It was a prank, they had it all set up with a camera and Chad and Stacies behind a curtain waiting for the brutal humiliating rebuff should you try anything.
You remained cautious and didn't fall into their trap.
>>29568420
People like you are why I am so anxious in the first place
>>29568420
>It was a prank, they had it all set up with a camera and Chad and Stacies behind a curtain waiting for the brutal humiliating rebuff should you try anything.
Normies are so evil, i wouldn't doubt they actually plan stuff like this.
>>29568237
>"Nobody will ever have the capability to love you,because I'm an ugly person with an ugly soul"
Where do you find these cruel words OP, you make my heart ache with sorrow. God bless you. May you have better luck in the rest of your endeavors.
>>29568594
>ANON ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE HAD A CHANCE
>FUCKING LOSER HAHAHHAHAHA
>>29568649
I'm good looking,or well enough looking to not be an outcast,but I'm an aspie or I just don't function with other people.
Every now and then I will meet a girl who is interested in me and I will see her a couple of times,or maybe a month,and after hanging out with me they will slowly realise that something is wrong with me and leave or cheat.
I'm just tired of trying at this point.
Even If I had made a move on her,even if I could have fucked her,in two weeks at most she would have seen me for what I am,a pathetic loser without any worth,and she would have lost interest.
>>29567986
I've been there anon. I went over to a girls house and watched a movie with her and she ended up lying down an inch from my face and giggled, cuddled into me and everything. But I didn't make a move. My arms were frozen to my chest because I was too afraid of being wrong and even though I wanted to my body was not about to go for it.
The fear and doubt kill you. I feel you anon. You're not dumb. Sometimes it just isn't going to happen. But maybe you can salvage it and attempt again.
>>29568737
>allowing anyone else but you to dictate how you live your life
You will never be truly happy.
>>29567608
>I just rubbed a girl down with oil and massaged her for an hour while she was completly naked
Not only does she probably think your gay for not making a move, I myself think you're gay for doing nothing. REALLY? a fucking hour and you did nothing?
>>29567608
should've lulled her into a relaxing stupor then suddenly slapped her oily ass HARD with an open palm.
it just werks
>>29568874
I know,I've accepted that
>>29568237
Ugh, I know those feels way too much.
Like litterally all these overwhelm my mind when I'm in disbelief that some girl genuinely might like me, but then I'm riddled by those doubts. Sucks.
>>29567608
I did the same thing a couple weeks ago. We were both naked, so after about 10 minutes I just stuck my dick in her, without hinting or asking or anything. Shoulda done the same OP
>>29568881
What should've he done.
I'm not even beyond the threshold for what's deemed functional autism, and I still wouldn't know for how to transition the mood to that of a massage to sex. Do you just say: "can I kiss you now?". That seems awfully corny.
You can't blame OP if he isn't accustomed to it.
>>29568237
meditation.
removes about 20% of my anxiety tbqh
>>29567955
Ok. since every other anon on /r9k/ is such an alpha god, what are you supposed to do, huh?
Tell me in detail what you should do in that situation, because "just tap that" doesn't tell me shit. How'd you go from massage to sex.
>>29569020
>meditation
Which kind?
Thanks regardless. I might not know about the OP, but I do know that my anxiety stems from being overly analytical for the (usually negative) consequences my actions might bear. I really don't think that you can erase that which is a part of me by medication though.
>>29567608
>be fembot
>be bi
>give straight female friend a massage
>she doesn't stop me when I grope her ass
>she doesn't stop me when I touch her pussy
>she doesn't stop me when I kiss her
Every time.
>>29569079
All girls are bi by default you silly thing.
how would you transition from the massage to sex? legit question
>>29568874
>you will never truly be happy
Who the fuck cares at this point man? And why the fuck do people on r9k act so concerned about the happiness of others? You don't have to have a happy life to be satisfied with your life.
>>29569411
>>29569054
>>29569017
Ugh we all suck don't we :(
For Saint Louis' sake, does anyone know?
>>29569450
Just kiss her
Kiss her on the neck and if she doesn't immediatly recoil in disgust go towards her mouth,if she kisses you back turn her over,the rest comes naturally
>>29569767
Not bad friend.
Thank you.
>>29569969
It's easy in theory
Doing it is the hardest thing in the world
>>29567608
>a woman let you touch her and rub oil on her
>complain
you ungrateful cuntfag I hope you die of cancer
>>29569079
See
>>29569120
All girls secretly crave a sexual experience with another female, unless they are hardcore religious/christian. And even then they probably still crave the experience, you know how many "straight" girls I've seen say they want to do something with another girl? A lot, most girls are bisexual and don't realize or care to admit it.
Your friend is probably bi as well, if she wasn't and felt genuinely uncomfortable than she would have stopped you.
>>29567608
I haven't had any contact with a woman in so long that just the idea of giving a platonic massage gave me a boner.
>>29569450
I think I would have slowly moved my hands to "massage" her tits tbqh
>>29569416
>why the fuck do people on r9k act so concerned about the happiness of others?
Well I can't speak on behalf of everyone on this board but I feel for my fellow robots. Come on man, it's normies who are narcissistic and don't want their fellow man to have happiness in their lives. Usually because they're so self-centered.
>You don't have to have a happy life to be satisfied with your life
No, but a happy life sounds a lot better than just being satisfied with your life.
>>29570321
Just go out and do it yourself?
>>29570992
>implying I will ever have the opportunity to do that
if I could I would m9
>>29569060
that guy said meditation not medication laddo
