So anon you said you wanted to take me somewhere?
>>29567544
Not even attractive desu
get out of my moms minivan
>>29567544
YOU HAVE TO EAT EVERY SINGLE EGG
>roastie trying too hard with that 5 pounds of make up and cutesy tilt
I don't like bitches who think they're being manipulative
>>29567544
Not today, asshole. Today we're taking the scenic route, via the bottom of the ocean!
How much for a quickie and do you want to do it behind the McDonald's or the vacant lot down on 5th?
I WANT TO TAKE YOU FOR COFFEE AT THE BOOK STORE
>>29567544
do you have more of this type of video?
try to visualize situations and how to handle them, to prepare for the case this happens to me..
i'm genius, i know
>drives full speed into the river
We're going to the lesbian bar, thats the reason I told you to pretty yourself up. Odds of me getting taken to plow-town by a dyke go up quite a bit if I walk in with arm candy.
>>29571269
Mission passed!
Respect +
Reading this thread as a 26 year old makes me realise how behind losers like us really are in terms of knowing what to do with ourselves. How you people feel in this thread was how i felt as well when i was 19-22. Now im 26 i now know what I would've and should've done when I was 22 or younger but that means shit all because im not at that age anymore
Ill see myself outz
>>29571451
Holy shit anon. It's way too late for this shit.
>>29567544
drive car to the bad part of town and throw her out.
>>29567544
No, I don't like talking to girls at all.
Go away!
>side profile aryan
>front profile ebin budder
GET OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29571461
Is the exit light broken or something?
>drive to the beach
>speed up towards that wooden ramp
>press enter before the end of it
>watch her die because old gta npc's can't swim
>>29567544
Yes. I realize that you're only attracted to women but I can't help how in love with you I am and I know in my heart that I'm the only one out there that can truly make you happy. Not only would I like to ask you to be my girlfriend but also to help me become the women you want so we can be together? What say you to my proposal?
So ummm how much for an hour?
Oregano
>>29567544
Nice dubs
>Get in, we're going to Marazion to see the HMS Warspite memorial.
Fucking carjackers. Get the fuck out of my car.
This is why I have a knife in my car.
>>29571543
This could mean several things. I have no idea which specific meaning you intended.
>>29567544
God look how fake and smug she is. FUCKING GET OUT BITCH I WANT ONLY INNOCENT QTS
>>29571926
WELL, MAYBE SHE IS JUST OBVIOUSLY FAKING IT BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING CAMERA POINTED IN HER FACE MAKING HER UNCOMFORTABLE????
>>29571984
Who fucking sits like that your knees are gonna ache for days also
>this bitch doesn't can't even headphone
i physically recoiled. this situation is incredibly unbelievable
>>29567544
I'm taking you to the egg farm.
>>29570248
socialization course with virtual reality when
>>29567544
Senpai is there sauce for this?
>>29568921
Maybe don't yell buddy. Comfy ass date idea though.
>>29570248
I just like the vicarious feels when I'm at low points desu. A nice POV is really helpful when you've just been rejected or had a long day.
>>29572762
she reminds me of a girl i know
>>29572874
Thanks familia. Very much appreciated.
>>29572874
Not gonna lie anon that video was a whole lot different than what I was expecting haha
Pretty weird viewing experience. 5/10 would be baffled again.
>>29572874
>>29572951
>>29573079
I'm not OP, just to clarify, i just saved the file and the embedded title showed up.
>>29567544
No, you are taking me somewhere. I can't drive without getting a panic attack...In fact I feel one coming on right now.
>>29573676
>>29573079
I can't watch it right now. What is it about, anons?
>>29567544
last time I tried to use the HOV lanes the cops noticed I was using a doll in the front seat. I require human so your services shall suffice
>>29573902
Just some stupid teenage "comedy" about a girl having a bad day and having a vision of her p.e. teacher telling her to never give up. Women aren't funny. I wonder how OP found this.
>>29573982
Ok. Thanks. Have a good day
