Robot: someone who browses r9k
Failed normie: someone who wished he had more facebook/tumblr friends so he could spend more time in those social websites rather than here
Cyborg: someone who browses r9k as well as reddit, usually in 50/50.

>>29567022
So I'm a robot despite having had a girlfriend 10 years ago for almost 3 weeks?

>>29567022
Wrong.

Fucking use your brain OP and lurk.
Summer just started and you got 3 months to figure it out.

>>29566939
Robots have no social skills, gravitate towards a NEET lifestyle, and are perma-virgins. They spend to much time online, often have mental/physical disabilities, and have no passions. All these accumulated problems make robots hate regular people and Chad Thundercock.

Normies: On track for a regular life. Likely got laid at 16/17, graduated university with a business degree (lib arts if girl). Watches Game of Thrones and goes out for a drink with his coworkers on the weekends. Will live the life his parents did, a wife and a kid or too, but contently.

Cyborg: Normie with some robot parts attached. Maybe robot with some normie parts attached.