Hey NEETS, how does it feel to look upon this glorious bank account with the money I have earned with what you guys call as "wagecucking"?
I'm only one paycheck from $2,000, then I will go on a date with my gf to Hurricane Harbor (I plan on spending about $100) and then I will start college in the fall.
NEETS will never get the feel of a big bank account or going to college or having a gf.
>big bank
>$1900
choose one
next bux payment will put me over $6k
im a good saver, have fun leaking money to constantly repair your normie things like your shitty car, and latest iphones
Good on you anon, remember to distribute your money evenly, don't go spending everything at once. Once you get a steady job start depositing lets say 30% straight into saving accounts and steadily watch as you reach your 30s with a shit load of cash.
As for the the gf well good luck, I hope you get a real good blowjob and possibly fuck after the date.
>>29566539
>he doesn't have access to a car
how do you get your tendies?
>>29566537
I'm not even a college student yet so it's going to take some time before I start really building up wealth. I am very frugal about spending my money, however.
>>29566542
>emember to distribute your money evenly
Well I just don't put much thought into how much I put into each account since they make no difference in the end, the savings account only has an extremely small amount of interest that I earn an insignificant amount each month.
>>29566633
college student excuses you, also just realised american dollars are worth alot more than my shitty australian ones
>>29566511
nigga I have more savings with 2 kids to feed and wife is on maternity leave.
>>29566511
>be neet for 8 months
>look at bank account
>feel poor
>still have more money than op
>Tfw going to college and still have 17k in the bank.
I think I'll be able to graduate without loans. Pretty great desu.
>>29566837
>17k in the bank.
How the fuck did you earn that much? I barely spend and I have barely 2k.
>>29566951
Savin up most my money since I was like 12 and living with parents. You can make pretty good money fixing computers as a kid.
>$1,912
Sweatheart, I've cashed in $3,400 worth of stock before. I work, but I don't work for wages - often, I can make hundreds or thousands of dollars in a few hours of standing around. Sometimes I sit, and they give me coffee - I'm a contractor.
In fact, a few weeks ago I got paid $360 to sit in a parking lot using my phone. I was only there in case someone else couldn't get on base.
>>29566987
>$3,400 worth of stock before
I want to try and buy some stocks, but desu I have no fucking idea how. Is there a website I go to to buy and sell them? Or is it more complex than that?
Is that supposed to be impressive? I have literally 50 times that in my bank account and 100 times that in mutual funds. Inb4 trust fund baby, it's all earned on my own. Feels good to have a 6 figure job.
>tfw will have 200k in savings when I get out of college
>implying anything 20k- is acceptable/good
>>29566511
>>29566539
>>29566837
>>29566987
>>29567065
Get a stock broker, they know what they're doing they are basically just trying to make money for themselves but using your money instead, they just ring you up and ask if you wanna buy or sell and they basically do all the work for you, buy always put half into a saving thingo and the other half into the stock thingo so you have a safety net okie bye sorry if not make sense am comfy
>>29567106
How? Where do you live?
i have more and i'm a NEET
>>29566511
>$1900
I get $1100 a month from the government while shitposting on 4chan all day.
>>29566511
Nigga I had $5000 in the bank (earned myself) before graduating high school
But I will give you advice: They will try to jew you into textbooks. Jew yourself out of getting the textbooks
>>29567106
Share some wisdom, Costanza-san
>>29567151
So I give my money to a stock broker and he buys and sells for me? I guess I'll head down to /biz/ look into this a bit deeper.
I got 20k for my 18th Birthday. I still have 7k left over and worked 3 days of my life.
>>29567106
This meme is getting tiresome.
>>29567319
So is the money just sitting in your account? That's pretty dumb
>>29567319
>getting 20k for a birthday
>not using it as a down payment on a mortgage
why do the worst people get these kinds of things
>>29567065
No clue, I got the stock from my grandparents. My parents actually forced me to cash it in - I wanted to hold on to it.
>>29567106
>richkids
>>29567319
You got 20k for your 18th birthday? I got fucking nothing lol, except about $300 as graduation money which occured near my 18th birthday.
>>29567430
That's ok, I made a post over in /biz/, >>1341793
>>29567319
current age?
>>29567435
Poor people shouldn't breed
Jesus you kids are pathetic. I'm 23 and feel behind me peers and this is my net worth.
>tfw my dad was intelligent enough to buy properties and now I can literally live off rents for the rest of my life
It feels good to be priviledged
>>29567418
I wont get a mortgage if I have no income
>>29567546
>was intelligent enough to buy properties
rich enough
I only have 117 no income or money for my habits Christ life is suffering
>>29567417
What are you supposed to do with it
>>29566511
Good job mang.
>but I'm /jewish/. Can't compete.
>>29567925
Just who are you quoting?
>>29567862
Buy, sell, make your money work for you
>>29567319
People like this exists. Me with parents combined dont make that ammount in the year.
Fuck this world and everyone in it.
>>29566511
lmao i get more than 2k a month on neetbux
but nice try wageslave :^)
>>29567995
Myself. Just havin a giggle.
>>29566539
US? How easy is it to milk welfare? I probably make less than 17,000.00 a year at target and am constantly fixing my car to get to work
>>29567151
You're a moron, they take their commission and you make jack shit. They dont give a fuck about you making money, just their fees.
>>29567700
He didn't spend that much money to be honest, he just got lucky to buy cheap properties in a place that used to be a shithole back then and now is full of tourists.
>tfw I'm about to get a lumpsum of over 2k in NEETbux and over $500 a fortnight for 6 months obligation free
>tfw I'm also getting over $3000 back in tax return this year
>tfw, when I was working I was a casual on night shift so I didn't even have to work that much for this money I did earn
>tfw I now have the motivation and energy to get myself a gf and am overall happier
The fuck dude, I have 20k and I've only ever had one job for year.
OP here. In two hours I am going to work my 6 hour shift as an Office Depot cashier at 8 dollars an hour so that's a good $45 I'll be earning minus some tax. And that's just one day. Man, it sure does feel good to have a job and money.
I'll probably go and buy some gifts for my girlfriend with my paycheck at the end of this week :)
>>29566511
>2,000
>a lot
Literally get good before you brag. I've got 10k in the bank and 30k in a stock portfolio. You are absolutely poor tier.
>>29568767
Bro why don't you work at walmart or target? I think both offer $10
>>29568857
Dude this Office Depot gig is just a summer job until I start college in the fall. In fact, I may even give my two week leave notice today so I can start studying for all my premed classes.
>>29567106
>200k
>savings
Why are you bragging about throwing away money?
>>29567525
>23
>calls other people kids
Kek
>being a wagecuck
>not running your own business
topkek m8. Keep slaving away, youll get somewhere in life eventually...
>>29569366
>Keep slaving away, youll get somewhere in life eventually...
Actually I am going to study premed at TCU so I will one day be a doctor, 80% of TCU premeds get into a medical school.
