Is there any way I can ensure I don't get a funeral without buying a will? That's my only dying wish, that my friends and family never get the chance to say goodbye to me.
Nah, even without a body they can hold a funeral
They do it for military who get turned into pink most by IEDs and such
>>29566236
Even if they find the body, with the message carved into my skin somehow that I don't want a funeral and they all can go fuck themselves?
>>29566271
yes. the coroner won't even tell them
Are you sure you want to do this? For one thing offing yourself is permanent (really think about this) and secondly it is a little cruel to not let your family say goodbye.