Which animal would you fuck if you could get away with it?
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dolphin
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Black Bull
A cat. It would have to want it though.
>>29565342
Homo sapiens.
Fucriginal
Female Horse
>>29565591
this tbhbbq
they got nice pussies
>>29565342
a squid
even better if it doesn't want it
I have been told that sheep are bottomless pits that can take whatever wherever you throw it at them. Hopefuilly I will get to own a sheep some day.
Black People
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Dolphin without a doubt
I'm legit thinking of getting a goat. I can fuck it like towlheads and I hear goats milk is pretty good for you.
If this is an ideal situation and I could get away with it, the assumption is that it's something the animal would accept.
If that's the case, then I'd want to go for something that I could never normally get away with, something that would normally be far too dangerous or the animal would normally just kill me. See, I can normally if I actually really wanted to, go and fuck a horse or a dog or something. But I'd never normally be able to fuck a bear, or a tiger, or a killer whale. So something like that, if this ideal situation permits and guarantees safety.
Yeah, probably a female kodiak or something, some normally super dangerous animal that outside of this situation would never be possible.
>>29566784
This, goat or sheep, will be tight af
I watch bestiality porn often
It's legal in my country but it just feels wrong
I would probably watch CP too if it was legal
Why am I such a degenerate?What the fuck should I do?
just getting this off my chest sorry
>>29565342
a white woman
>>29565342
a clone of myself
>>29565591
The only real answer.
They were made to be fucked by human males.
>>29567754
>tfw knowing you can fertilize a mare
>>29567821
Not a better feeling in the world
Whatever primate has a close genetic makeup. The child would be interesting. In fact how would one go about this haha for jokes
>>29568533
I don't know, anon, would that be a good idea? Haven't all sorts of viruses, like HIV and Ebola, started to spread throughout the human race, killing many, many people, after there was that one stupid guy who just had to fuck a monkey? I wouldn't want to be known as that guy who killed off the human race because I just needed to see what chimp pussy felt like. I'll bet it's not even all it's cracked up to be, since all those people who fucked a monkey just went back to fucking humans afterwards, which spread the virus.
>>29568686
Im pretty sure thats not how either of those started.
Id eff an cpative monkey or whatever, not some feral shit. I would marry it of course, and raise a happy family
Nice try FBI
There seriously are bestiality stings going on all the time.
I AIN'T GOIN TO JAIL NO SIR
