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What are some legal ways to get girls to touch you? >Dentist
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What are some legal ways to get girls to touch you?
>Dentist
>Haircut
>Massage parlor

Any more?
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>>29563008
>female doctor
>chipotle worker
>good burger employee
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Every chasier

Just accidentally brush their hands when handing over cash.
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>>29563027
>tfw her hand brushes against yours when she's handing you your change
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>>29563055
Why do you want a hand brush? A massage would be awesome, or even a haircut, but hand brush?
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>>29563226
>Why do you want a hand brush?

I'm desperate
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Paying for sex in a country that isn't retarded
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>>29563246
The USA isn't retarded
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>>29563232
But still, I just don't see how it's worth it. Hand brushes just feel awkward all accidental like that. Well maybe you can take a class in things like cooking, yoga, or getting a fitness instructor. They will probably touch you to help you do to practice.
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>>29563332
a cute girl touched your fappy hand, that's hot
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>>29563008
>grow out your hair really long
>eat a diet consisting primarily of fruits and vegetables with plenty of good fats as well
>shampoo your hair only once every few days, if that, and don't use a shampoo with SLS in it or any other sulfate
>only expose your hair to ice-cold water
>use conditioner liberally, preferably one with argan oil
>don't use any other hair products
>don't overbrush or brush your hair while it's wet
>don't towel-dry
>get enough sunlight for your natural highlights to manifest
>don't be repulsive to be near, and be in situations where you're with girls
>if you have a younger relative who likes to play makeover or dressup, hang out with her
>have decent hair genetics

There. Now girls are going to play with your hair, braid it, and compliment you on it. Enjoy your tingles.
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>>29563008
Buy this, she will touch you all the time.
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>>29563522
i am so doing this
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>>29563008

MY GOD that picture
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