This has been a horrible month, robots.
I turned 21, but have no friends to go out and drink with, nobody to play vidya online with, and being as neat as I am I can't even afford to fix my WoW craving after watching the movie.
>tfw almost want to start camwhoring for money
what are you guys doing
Is that you? I cant even tell if thats a guy or girl, no offense.
>>29562715
that's okay. i'm a girl.
it's kind of flattering to think maybe i could be a reverse-trap though. :3
i was trying to do the snapchat flowers filter irl
you look like the girl who just dumped me
Get a job you slut
Camwhoring doesn't count either, that's just glorified prostitution.
>>29562743
>prostitution doesn't count
>the oldest profession
>>29562740
normie alert. really though it couldn't have been me
>>29562755
i know. i met her on r9k but i guess i'm still a normie
>>29562696
why show your face
stop attentionwhoring
fucking slut
I'm watching chink cartoons
I am thinking about seeing the Warcraft movie but only because I liked Duncan Jones' other stuff, never played wow.
>>29562736
Well with thhe hairstyle i thought it was some asian dude :/
Ive been stuck on 4chan and its been dead for the last 3 hours. I refresh and read single posts when they update... Just cant fucking bring myself to do anytthing productive
>>29562696
i turned 22 this month, and your struggles are totally relatable. Crazy how many young people is in the same "place" all over the world, we should plan kill ourself at the same time, it would be kinda poetic.
>>29562696
hey OP, i'll orbit you 4 atention
im 6'2 and arround 3-4 points above you in the looks scale
You could probably convince some chump to pay for your WoW sub with 20 minutes whoring on omegle or something
Sorry about your shitty month
>>29562770
i wish i could work up the nerve to actually be a slut, but it's hot enough to be called one by my fellow permavirgins. th-thanks
>>29562766
does that mean you're in the market for more r9k girls? i doubt you'd wanna be with a "slut" like me though
>>29562801
>You could probably convince some chump to pay for your WoW sub with 20 minutes whoring on omegle or something
This. Girls can get anything.
>turn 21
>mom tries to organise a party
>"how many people are you going to invite anon?"
>"try to keep it less than 50"(bc poor)
>cant even scrape together 5 people who arenet related to me
>relatives all come to the party and see i have no friends
>get drunk
>take creepshots of auntie
>fap and pass out in the bathroom
>>29562696
I won't give you free money, OP, but I will give you free sex. Are you in Texas?
>>29562793
doubt it until you prove it
>>29562801
are you that chump? pls say yes i don't know how to approach something like that
>>29562791
i hate my life enough, let's do it.
>>29562783
navajo girls look asian, i'm just androgynous and unattractive enough to pull off the jap male
>>29562775
i really really recommend it. moon was awesome, but i admit i didn't see it until after i watched Warcraft. which chink cartoons? i recommend Hana Yori Dango
>>29562827
That's a fitting picture. I'm sorry, anon. Silly question, but is this Aunt actually related to you?
Fuck off attention whore.Wanna skype? ;)
>>29562805
i have all the time in the world for nice people. you seem nice
>>29562827
brutal. your aunt must be hot, huh? any more to that story?
>>29562835
Arizona. That's kinda frightening to me though.
>>29562696
show body I think you could be attractive and I like looking at attractive things
>>29562853
>>29562847
this is kind of exciting people hovering a thread i made, but i know i'm just being an attention whore.
i apologize, brobots. i made a point to definitely not stoop to the level of a namefag.
can i just be your guys' camslut for the night?
>>29562839
post skype, i'll add
i'm not paying your wow subscribtion but i'll talk to you
>>29562839
>>are you that chump? pls say yes i don't know how to approach something like that
lol no sorry, I'm desperate for female attention but not that desperate
good luck though
>>29562842
yeah, shes not even conventionally attractive tbf(to be frank)
>>29562871
No, that would involve giving you money that you don't deserve.
You seem pretty cute, but it's pretty awful of you to descend into a den of lonely guys and demand money in exchange for showing off your body.
If you want to be a cam whore, go to /soc/ and compete with the girls there.
Hi OP, I can't orbit you because I'm a straight girl, but I'd like to be your friend. We'll have fun. You seem funny and nice.
>>29562904
anon kun that was so alpha
>>29562871
Whats camslut entail? Show me a pic of...your fridge
>>29562859
>>29562874
too scared to post skype or really any details.
play wow with me.
here's another camwhore pic though
>>29562931
I think u messed up
>>29562854
>must be hot
naw, just very affectionate
>any more to that story?
i woke up the next day, attempted some sperg damage control saying there was some other guys 21st on the same day as mine & thats where my friends were
>>29562931
forgot pic
>>29562926
that's okay you weirdo but here's a popsicle
>>29562904
you're right, i don't deserve anything. i'm really a lowlife degenerate, and that's why i'm here in the first place. but who's demanding? y r u upset, bud :^) i'm camwhoring to camwhore my fellow anon
>>29562916
that sounds nice but you probably have your life together and you seem intimidating
>>29562881
well hey! I tried
>>29562931
give your battle.net then, we can go from there? I don't play WoW, anymore , and you won't trick me into paying you a subscription )
> 300 replies, 60 images
>>29562957
I'd talk to you but you are a chestlet....
>>29562957
are you overweight?
geez just stop eating sweets stupid bitch slut
I would like you if you werent flailing your femininity all around on a MALE ANONYMOUS BOARD
>>29562957
Where do you live. Please have no strings attached sex with me. I'm chad I promise.
I have like 3 million gold so I'd buy you a token with gold if they allowed that, but for some reason you can only buy tokens for your own account
>>29562696
what city do you live in? Because I'll hang with you... I might try to fuck you though because you look pretty qt
>tfw lurking this thread & really want to address OP but there's like 100 robots chatting her up
it's obviously a man you cucks
>>29563013
Just do it. Please start something entertaining im dying of boredom here
>>29563013
it's always like that when a girl shows up here. it's impossible to say anything without seeming like just another penis being thrown at her
>>29562957
you look south east asian
Nothing will change, OP, so you best learn to like what you have.
>>29563022
>>29563025
I was chatting her up, but I lost interest, you guys need it more than me, go for it friends
>>29562696
>what are you guys doing
Literally nothing. I've been sitting at my desk for the last 3 hours looking for something to do while mindlessly looking at porn. I don't think i've ever been so god damn bored.
>>29563025
Why not just man up and say it. Its all a joke man, dont be self conscious on an anonymous dating board
Tl;drgrow a penis
>>29562957
> you're right, i don't deserve anything. i'm really a lowlife degenerate, and that's why i'm here in the first place. but who's demanding? y r u upset, bud :^) i'm camwhoring to camwhore my fellow anon
I want you to really think about this.
Why do super lonely guys buy gifts for random, awkward cam girls? Why in the world do they do this?
The guys desperately hope that the girls will like them in return.
That the girls will *want* them in return.
95% of the guys here are desperate to feel wanted by a girl. You're wanting to give them a false hope.
This'll sound gay, and that's fine: I'm not a robot, but I genuinely care about the guys here. It hurts me to see girls descend like vultures to pick away at what little these guys have left, all for easy money.
From the two pictures you've posted, you seem cute. You also seem reasonably personable. If you tried, you could get a guy. You don't need to be lonely.
And I don't know whether you live on a reservation, but if not, you could probably get a job, too.
I know it's easier to take advantage of suicidally-lonely guys, but please just leave them alone.
Also happy birthday
>>29562957
you look kinda like my ex. I think she even has the same top
Op won't even post bnet account throwaway Skype or email or steam account. Why?
>>29563025
>just another penis being thrown at her
if you never throw your penis at her, you'll never know if it would have landed in her gob or not
>>29563048
Hey u limp dick mofo, if u want something u gotta work hard for it!
>>29563064
Same. Im dying here and all i have is fucking ipad
>>29562696
stop playing wow
>>29563073
thanks anon, this post made me feel like someone cares about me. no homo
>>29563028
i'm navajo, common in arizona.
>>29563025
that's okay. i haven't really done any denying that this is mostly for attention.
>>29563013
you can address me. :)
>>29562996
Flagstaff.
>>29562989
Dang. I don't even know how all that works because I haven't really played since wrath.
>>29562983
go on tinder then
>>29562981
i like to think i'm thick because i'm just kind of chubby :3
>>29562970
here's to hoping
>>29562962
skillionaire#1857
>>29563096
I do, friendo. I hope you can improve your situation a little bit this week.
>implying all women are shameless attentionwhores
>implying women are so self centered they would come here just to make a whole thread about nothing but themselves and post their picture
Stop trying to make women look bad. These idiots end up believing it all.
>>29563073
Bruh, let the men here make their own decisions.
>men compete by throwing shit at women hoping to get something back in return
Its always been like this, on thhe internet or not.
>>29563097
>>Dang. I don't even know how all that works because I haven't really played since wrath.
A while back they made it so you can buy game time with gold instead of real money. The price fluctuates with the market but it's about 45k per month atm
it's nice for poor NEETs like me who have no money but a lot of time to make gold
>>29563073
l appreciate this post
>>29562827
I remember this once I got invited to my cousins 21 birthday and I got there and there where like 25 guys and they where all planing the night they where going to have after the dinner.
I felt horribly depressed, was forced to go by my dad and as soon as I got home I slept for 20 hours and woke up having a day long panic attack being sure I would die that day.
My birthday was ten days later, I didn't celebrate it.
I think I can realistically claim that very few people in the civil world have experienced the amount of psychological pain I have
Hey OP post a pic of your chubby legs
Write "oregano" in sharpie so we know its you
>>29563189
this is the part of the magic show where op disappears
>>29563150
I'm genuinely sorry that happened. Did your dad notice your pain? Was that the start of your issues?
Why do you still play wow? Isn't it kind of dead?
>>29562696
I will send you $200USD under the following condition:
I will send you 16 fluid ounces of my cum. It will be kept in a refrigerator while filling and will be no older than 6 days upon arrival. It will be shipped cold with dry ice (will probably partially freeze).
I would like a half hour video of you playing with it (nude) with the only definite request being that you use some of it to rub onto your breasts for at least 5 minutes.
We got a deal, roastie?
>>29563073
this black knight is killing my thread
anywho, here's some semi nudes i've been working up to. hope you imagine fucking me as hard as i do.
>>29563097
I live in Las Vegas. It'd take 4 hours to drive to you. I'd hang, but I'd definitely try to fuck you. Not sure if you like "chad" guys. But yeah, I'm not too "chad-dy" but definitely not beta either.
So sup girl? I can hang with you. Post your fetlife and I'll contact you.
>>29563189
that's okay
>>29563214
here i am
>>29563227
probably. i recently watched warcraft, and it really makes me want to play.
>>29563235
i think the only fetish stuff i'd really ever be into doing would be for my boyfriend, and that seems pretty specific.
>>29563242
disapointed, i'm out of this thread
>>29563243
for an 8 hour road trip, can't you find easier and better looking company for cheaper?
>>29563278
>cheaper?
>>29563242
Ya kinda chub op, why dont you lose some weight, you could get pretty hot. But thanks for the pic.
>>29563271
sorry, i know i'm not very attractive. here's more to repulse you.
>>29563278
yes.
But I've never been to Flagstaff.
And if I visit a city and fuck a chick I know, then that's a pretty fun time.
You wanna talk dirty with me? No one else is here in the thread. They've all left. Just me and you baby.
>>29563265
> i think the only fetish stuff i'd really ever be into doing would be for my boyfriend, and that seems pretty specific.
> my boyfriend
>>29563301
kek you didn't edit this one properly, it shows up on a tineye search
>>29563265
>i think the only fetish stuff i'd really ever be into doing would be for my boyfriend, and that seems pretty specific
>boyfriend
Nothing to see here lads, just another normie toastie roastie
>>29563216
Everyone did kek, I just wanted to leave
It goes way back, I was pretty much unwanted and raised as the family's black sheep, to this day it stings. I still maintain contact with my dad and his family butt it's a bittersweet kind of thing, they taught me their love was something I had to buy and the price was always out of reach, they pretend to be different now but their act falls off once in a while. Yesterday I left my dad's birthday halfway through while attempting to act as nice as possible, everyone was having a good time myself included but he got drunk and pulled a no-no so I left
>>29563301
Repulsed, thanks... But i dont regret it (^:
>>29563301
You're exactly my type, but you're too many states away. Does your boyfriend know you're posting these pictures?
>>29563337
Wait your saying non of this was her? Well duck me sideways, ive been rused
>>29563304
maybe you should. i've really been craving someone to ducktape my mouth and just fuck every part of me.
>>29563338
>>29563335
did you read those specifications? i'm into kinks, but not freezing cum and making 30 minute vids for strangers
>>29563347
May I ask what the "no-no" was? Did he insult you in front of everyone?
I'm fortunate that my parents have always been relatively supportive of me.
>>29563354
don't have one
>>29563349
kinda flattered maybe
>>29563337
don't know what that is
>>29563337
Wait hold up, so you is telling me that op isn't a female? But is actually a guy? on r9k? well shit in my eye, i've been fooled
>>29562827
It's amazing what normies think of as being lonely. I would be more than satisfied if I had anywhere close to five people who would come to my birthday party. Just one is more than I've ever had come, Been rejected by my entire class once.
>>29563409
>>29563399
>>29563337
It's not on tineye
>>29563409
OP could very well be a guy, but that picture doesn't show up on TinEye.
>>29563409
>>29563365
all the pictures i've posted are of myself, and i am female.
>>29563399
You shouldn't have any issue posting with a timestamp then
>>29563413
Christ anon, You just reminded me of the time I had a bday party in grade school. Literally no one showed up. Holy shit was it pathetic
I'm gonna go prepare the noose now.
>>29563242
Gross. You can't camwhore like that. Are you stupid or something?
>>29563439
i've posted nudes and nothing's been done for me, so i don't really need to do anything for you m8e :^) pls h8 m8
OP post proof
>>29563436
You're obviously very cute, and you have a nice body. What's holding you back? Why are you lonely? Why are a member of the neet community?
>>29563454
you're not even trying to sound like a girl anymore dude
>>29563454
Wow anon you really pulled the wool over our eyes
>>29563377
Honestly, I'd love to come out to Flagstaff and passionately fuck the unholy hell out of you. I'd stay for a couple days too and fuck your pussy raw.
Post your throw away email and I'll contact you. :)
>/r9k/ will throw themselves at an absolutely disgusting shitskin overweight roastie, simply to acquire only a microscopic sliver of attention from a female human
>>29563464
it's weird, but i think because you have doubt you're reading my typing differently. but whatever, i guess i really should've just gone to /soc/, i chose /r9k/ because this is my lurking home base
>>29563463
because i'm dumb and awkward
>>29563454
also
>:^)pls h8 m8
Back to /b/ with you
>>29563487
worse, a man pretending to be a disgusting shitskin overweight roastie
>>29563378
Not really, he is far left and I'm right wing. Whenever he is mad about politics he complains about everything to me but I'm not allowed to say anything back or voice my opinion because I'm a moron anyways and im incapable of forming my own thoughts so I just regurgitate what the media tells me (his words)
He got a little drunk and started rambling about how it was ok for left government to steal because at least people didn't go hungry which to me is absolutely disgusting especially coming from someone that never went hungry a day of his life and benefited endlessly from that stealing.
I know I will get crucified if I say anything so when he got to the point of saying every right wing is stupid and dont even know what they vote for i excused myself. Everyone shot me a look of disbelief like really? You are leaving? If I pulled that on any of them I would have gotten screamed out of the table, I at least have the decency to excuse myself because I'm not sitting and taking it
A couple weeks ago my dad and i got into a screaming fight and he pulled the infamous what did you ever did for any of us to love you? And I broke down crying, not my proudest moment, he knows he is walking on eggshells because it's very clear that I do not want to remain a part of the family anymore but I'm still monetary dependent on him, my current position is i don't take any more bullshit
>>29563480
please come fuck me raw in these mountains, vegas boy
[email protected]
>>29563488
Guys like awkward girls. Seriously--guys are not particularly impressed by social ability the way many girls are. And for awkward guys, awkwardness in girls is actively a turn-on.
When you say you're "dumb" do you mean that you think you're unintelligent? Or was that just a word to describe the way you feel you handle social situations?
>>29563487
>>29563498
Why dont you show your tits and make it equal? Fight fire with fire.
No homo
>>29563529
what the fuck kinda email is "thraml"?
>>29563480
>>29563529
Its only regrettable the dude is chad, but gg
>>29563582
>implying that wasn't the male OP samefagging
>>29563529
> please come fuck me raw in these mountains, vegas boy
> [email protected]
Awkward girls have life on super-easy mode compared to awkward guys. Wew lads.
>>29563576
a throwaway email. whoo someone's first rodeo?
>>29563593
whatever gayboy. at least i'm gonna get it in.
>>29562696
Post body picks and perhaps i'll let you live with me and be my cute fem-boy slave.
Roach.
lol I kinda enjoy the threads where the OP gets bored halfway through and stops bothering to write like a woman, it's like watching a jekyll and hyde transformation
>>29563655
view the thread
i think i'm going to sleep, robots. goodnight, thank you for the attention. i hope you all find your qt3.14's soon
>>29563629
not that anon but~
>gayboy as an insult
me and my bf are gigglin rn
>>29563629
Yeah, I'm impressed she's actually putting out. Not putting out to a robot, obviously, but I wish y'all the best of luck.
Take notes, lads
1. find a girl's nudes
2. post nudes on /r9k/ and pretend to be a girl
3. get 121 posts and shitloads of (You)s
Easy (You) guide right here, boys
Enjoy, like, share, subscribe, comment, upvote, and bazinga!!!!!!!!!
>>29563704
Yeah I'm pretty disappointed that there wasn't a demand for proof within the first few posts. Guess we really have been taken over by a bunch or stupid children.
>>29563657
No dude its pretty consistsnt overall. Shes just pretty down to earth with a sense of humor
See
>>29563629
>>29563735
One question for you: What will you do if she gets pregnant and decides not to abort?
She's one pussy in a sea of billions. Don't throw your life away, friendo. Make sure she'd abort before getting your dick wet.
>>29563798
Wut, im not the anon whos gonna give it to ya (her). Im just some bored rando enjoying the thread, but i mean the guy said hes chad, im sure hes well learnt in the ways of pump n dump
>it's a newfags falling for timestampless pictures episode
Vegas dude here
She didn't respond. Although to be fair I think I waited too long to send her a message. Now she's gone from the thread and my life :(
>>29563629
Not me. I'm not a jerk like that.
>>29563686
Hey dude I am a robot. However, I broke free of my robot chains a few years ago.
>>29563858
seems like it happens more often in summer.
>>29562696
Everyone in this thread should be killed.
>>29562696
Umm wait did we meet through a mutual trans friend before?Winter?
>>29563864
She went to sleep, you may get a reply tomorrow
>>29564182
I hope so bro. I'm always up for an adventure. Summer is slow in Vegas for work. A lot of freetime off.
I'm still skeptical though, she could be a guy.
>>29564236
i live in vegas. how do you fee about our slow but steady transformation into chicago tier niggerdom
>>29563506
I read your story, anon. I'm also on the right, and I've gotten into heated political arguments with my family. They've never ended anyone in my immediately family insulting me or reducing me to tears, though.
Keep your head up. I hope you can do something fun this week.
>>29564379
> They've never ended anyone in my...
Should be
> They've never ended with anyone in my...
/r9k/ guild in the working to hail our queen /normieasianwomanwithflowersonhead/?
>>29562696
Turning 19 tomorrow. Am way to idealistic and more importantly a low energy overweight virgin with trust issues. And still there are people that seem to like me. If I can have friends, I think just about anyone can.
>>29563115
>Stop trying to make women look bad. These idiots end up believing it all.
Turn your trip back on, peDoj
>>29563242
Oh god
I'd pay you money to keep your clothes on
You are fat and disgusting
>>29562696
i'll give you $5 for a timestamped picture of your pussy
>>29562696
mfw you look almost exactly like my 20 billion years of crush
i just turned 21 too, i had two "friends" to get drunk with but it was a miserable depressing night and i probably would have had more fun at home, better luck next year op
>this shitty roastie thread is STILL FUCKING UP
HOLY SHIT GO BACK TO /SOC/, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE NORMIES HERE
Fuck this, you know what to do.
>>29565214
rolling
pls robot no bully
>>29563073
>but I genuinely care about the guys here. It hurts me to see girls descend like vultures to pick away at what little these guys have left, all for easy money
I thought I was the only one here!
Thanks anon
Reading this thread as a 26 year old makes me realise how behind losers like us really are in terms of knowing what to do with ourselves. How you people feel in this thread was how i felt as well when i was 19-22. Now im 26 i now know what I would've and should've done when I was 22 or younger but that means shit all because im not at that age anymore which means im again one step behind
Ill see myself outA
>>29563242
Ew. Looks like some cheapass hooker I fucked once. She smelt like fish and cigarettes.
Heh. I live in Flagstaff too. Probably gonna hit this girl up for you guys and report back ;)
i think you should exit /r9k/ right now
>>29566958
Dude, I go to NAU. I'm like 100% I know this chick or someone is pretending to be her. Not even lying.
>>29567775
>>29566958
nvm she looks very similar to this chick. weird...
>>29562696
Ceren 4chan da ne bok yiyorsun
