Little things you can do that are alpha
You don't have to be a Chad to make others around you look like plebs in comparison. There are little things you can do such as
>carrying a zippo
If you smoke and are around other people who smoke, watch them look like even bigger faggots by nonstop flicking their shittt bic lighters and struggling to keep them lit while you pull out a classy zippo and show them up.
What else?
>>29561999
tip your fedora
Here's a tip that I tried after I literally sucked 20 dicks: Stop being a faggot
>carrying a knife
You'll be the only one able to help with shit when you least expect it. Others will feel like lessor beings for not carrying knives
>2016
>smoking
You know that's seen as a beta thing to do in the current society, right?
>>29562028
What's wrong with a zippo? Not only does it look cool but its also a tool that'll last you, not some shitty lighter that will soon become garbage once it runs out of fluid.
A zippo shows that you are prepared and well put together
Does folding beer bottle caps do anything? It's not that hard but some people aren't able I think. I just practiced doing it a bit. Now I just do it inconspicuously, not to boast. But if it's alpha I'd want to know!
when dealing with feminists, outradical them. if someone is talking about how terrible misogyny in video games is, start bringing up some lesbian gender separatist male-baby murder shit
for this, you have to have a deadpan delivery and a sense of pacing, but if you do it right, you can get them nodding along to some old fethez shit
this also works if you're talking to any other kind of commie; you can ease your way into promoting the cannibalism that happened under mao, and it leaves them with either the option of disagreeing and looking like a pusspuss or having to try and outdo you, which makes them look insane
>>29562065
Tell that to Chad, who smokes newports and can still lap you despite your serious effort to go to the gym and be fit.
>5 dollar purchase at walmart is classy
I don't think so anon, and it is a zippo not some off brand
Useful undoubtedly but not classy
>>29562095
for this it's important that you seem to enthusiastically agree with the bullshit you're spouting
>>29562100
But robot,I'm Chad.
Put a rubber band around your scrotum before going to work and all day I guarantee you will be filled with pure masculine energy. The gentle constriction dramatically improves bloodflow and produces natural testosterone that will make you a true A grade ALPHA MALE. Whenever I walk into the office (the battlefield as I like to call it) I smirk knowing that I have the secret upper hand to an alpha lifestyle. .
>>29562084
It's not. I fold beer caps unconsciously just to make more room in my pocket when I don't have a place to throw them away. Never practiced it to look cool.
>>29562100
you're saying most robots are fat manlet slobs? that's not true at all
>>29562101
Is it classy if you have an engraved Venetian Slim Zippo?
>>29561999
>Can socialize and fully pass as a normo to any normo
>Just really hate all human beings and like to be alone anyway
>Everyone at work is convinced I'm a confident businessman who takes no shit and probably has a million friends
>I have both chads and complete robots working under me, and never reveal power level to either.
>I have like 3 friends and they're all in another country now, on a diff timezone, I talk to them online maybe a few hours every other day. I have been 100% alone in RL outside of work for 6 years
>Just buy prostitutes when I want sex cause its cheaper and fully legal in my country
>I don't really care to make friends, I just don't like people and they're never worth it
>Don't ever feel sad even one tiny bit
At least I never catch any shit or get bullied.
>>29561999
Brand shill, please leave. Also
>2016
>smoking
At least get a destructive addiction that doesn't make you and everything around you smell like shit.
>>29562085
I don't think this is alpha. I do it too though famalam. I like to fidget with things.
