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NO. ATTRACTIVE AND TALL PEOPLE CAN NOT BE ROBOTS YOU DONT KNOW
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NO. ATTRACTIVE AND TALL PEOPLE CAN NOT BE ROBOTS

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO TRY TO LOOK ATTRACTIVE AND NEVER HAVE ANYBODY SHOW INTEREST IN YOU

FUCK YOU
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>>29560857
>ATTRACTIVE AND TALL PEOPLE CAN NOT BE ROBOTS
Well, they're basically Chads? Then I guess so. Unless they're actually brain dead or their dicks don't work.
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>>29560857
Jeez man I'm sorry didn't think it could be worse, let it out man
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>>29560857
if i look like an attractive 55 year old dad when i'm only 20, can i still be here
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You're an idiot. There are tall and good-looking robots, plenty of them. Looks don't help if you are a raging autist.
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>>29561207
Absolute nonsense

These people are to blame for their own issues

I'm so sick of hearing "robots" complain about all the relationships they've had with girls and how girls have hit on them yet they just didn't do anything. Then they just put the tiniest bit of effort in and get some long distance relationship

You're not a robot. You're just a fucking moron.
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>>29561334
I'm not a robot and I'm not a moron. You on the other hand seem to be both.
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>>29560857
I can understand attractiveness but what much difference does it make if you'me tall and ugly
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>>29560857
>frequents a club of outcasts, to put it simply
>tries to force out others based on qualities they cant control

no anon, you are the real faggot
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>>29561207
>Looks don't help if you are a raging autist.
Yeah. They do. Sure if you push the autism to insane levels eventually you won't get laid. But with good looks the typical robot would be all set.
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6'1", reasonably attractive, successful musician, hung himself in his kitchen aged 23 thirty six years ago.

Literally anyone can be fucked by something like epilepsy or any other debilitating or compounding problems regardless of how tall they are or pretty their face is.
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>>29561478
There are plenty of decent-looking virgin robots.
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>>29561603
>decent-looking
Not enough. Needs to be a Chad.
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I'm 6'1 but chubby
Can i be a robot?
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>be me
>be tall, attractive, and schizoid

I'm a robot by default.
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>>29561632
In other words, they would just need to work on their appearance a bit.
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>>29561696
Some of them, possibly. Most of them, they probably just don't have the right genetics for Chad-level looks. Women discriminate a lot on things that are purely genetic. They're biologically driven to do it. That's what makes the Chads so irresistible them.
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>>29561737
I think you missed the point. There are robots who are genuinely good-looking or could be with a little effort. But it's things like being a sperging autist that prevents them from getting laid.
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>>29561763
>I think you missed the point.
Very possible. I'm just arguing for the sake of it at this point.
>There are robots who are genuinely good-looking or could be with a little effort.
Yeah surely.
>But it's things like being a sperging autist that prevents them from getting laid.
Yeah, that and other things. Women demand a lot of things these days.
But if they had Chad-level looks, their sperging outs would just be cute, and they'd be exactly the type of nerdy boy the girls sometimes pretend to like.
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>>29561334
>These people are to blame for their own issues

Most robots are to blame for their issues even if they've been dealt a terrible hand.
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>>29561822
Uh, no. No matter how much Chad-like someone looks, if he spergs out like an autistic robot it will not be cute. No amount of looks help if someone is a desperate whiny faggot.
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>>29561891
It would have to be *extreme* "sperging out" (which must be pretty rare even among robots). Plenty a girls wouldn't even mind a downright retarded Chad bf. Chad would probably get some even if he laid catatonic on an hospital bed for a while. Some of those nurses are lewd...
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>>29560857
>be me
>6'2
>skinny fat, tried going gym. Got fat
>ugly as a baby goat beaten with a splintered broomstick
>got gf got dumped
>stopped feeling this
>give up on life
Can I stay?
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>>29561969
>ugly as a baby goat beaten with a splintered broomstick
Damn dude. :(
>Can I stay?
Sure. For as long as you want.
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>>29560857
Agreed, OP.

If you're taller than 5'5" you should get off this board IMMEDIATELY
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>>29561928
No, it doesn't have to be extreme at all. Someone just has to be completely lacking in confidence, constantly negative and angry, and desperate. That will be sure to turn off girls. And many robots are like that.
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>>29562002
>tall people can't be repulsive and creepy
Whe will this meme end?
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>>29562042
I don't really see it desu. If you look like Chad you don't even have to do or say much of anything. You can be the quiet type and it's OK. You'll get lucky eventually.
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>>29562140

In the old r9k greentext threads, we had a lot of handsome autists who never got any.
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>>29560857
And what if attractive and/or tall people claim they're robots? You're going to post one of your smug annie-may pictures?
I'm attractive and I browse this board, deal with it, nerd.
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>>29562161
kek I can imagine.
But in reality, be handsome enough and you just have to try to hook up a bunch of times and it will work. Actually nowadays you sign up to Tinder and you're done...
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>>29562140
You don't seem to have much real life experience. Behaving like a desperate angry sperglord will 100% turn off all girls, regardless of looks.
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>>29562213
Dude I've seen them get laid!
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>>29562211
> Tinder
> having any amount of selfrespect, ie not having jewbook

Pick one.
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>>29561207
>You're an idiot. There are tall and good-looking robots
I'm a tall (181 cm) robot but not good looking
what are my chances?
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>>29562226
>not having jewbook
Tell me about it. People try to make me feel like an alien when they realize that though.
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>>29562211
In other words, you actually have to work for it. No girls are going to jump on your cock if you just sit and wait, no matter how Chad you are.
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>>29562248
You need to compensate with a good personality and confidence. Despite what /r9k/ tells you, looks trump height every time.
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>>29562273
>No girls are going to jump on your cock if you just sit and wait, no matter how Chad you are.
I wouldn't exclude that, but it could take longer. If you just sit quiet somewhere, drinking and just being tall and handsome, women should eventually come and try to pull you.
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being a robot is more about personal philosophy and life choices
i've had moderately attractive women flirt with me many times but I always reject them because I will never be tempted by the evil of the succubi
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>>29562314
And if that happens, you need to be able to hold their interest. If you act like a boring desperate sperglord they will quickly lose interest.
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>>29562332
Pretty sure you can act like a complete airhead and just shown them you're not dangerous. If they've already chosen to fuck you, they'll love everything about you by default.
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>>29562370
> hey there handsome, why are you drinking alone every night?
> u-um.. I have no friends
> why? You're so cute too
> n-no idea
> so what do you do for fun?
> ...
> uh, I need to go to the bathroom quick (and never return)
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>>29562491
>she runs away after him to the backroom
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>>29560857

I think you'd like some of the pictures in this thread, particularly of tall robots:

>>>29555705

If that doesn't link to the thread, there's this:

>>29555705
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I'm a 6 foot 6 surfing robot with serious mental issues,
cute girls check up on me coz suicide watch
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>>29561207
>You're an idiot. There are healthy and rich hobos, plenty of them. Wealth don't help if you don't have a house
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>>29560857
>YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO TRY TO LOOK ATTRACTIVE AND NEVER HAVE ANYBODY SHOW INTEREST IN YOU
That's funny because it's what I've been struggling with for years.
So, fuck you, dumb animeposter. I'm probably two heads taller than you too.
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>>29560857
I think they can be a robot, but I also think they are absolutely pathetic faggots. Just fix *one* thing about themselves (social skills) and they got it made.

Meanwhile every other robot has to fix dozens of things about themselves just to be considered acceptable.
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What about tall and ugly robots?
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>>29560857
Most tallfags literally could fix all their issues by just lifting

It's a fucking joke how many people never even tried and pretend they know the suffering of an ugly manlet
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>>29560857
>caring about how you look

Fucking failed normie kys
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Most people are attractive.
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is this a self loathing thread?
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>>29560857
Tall people can be robots
t. 6'3" wizard
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>>29561574
>attractive
Is this really considered attractive?
I see people saying Kurt Cobain is very attractive, but they don't look anything other than "normal" to me.
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>>29564761
On the self loathing board? No way.
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>>29560857
You're just a failed normalfag.
If you were beautiful, you would fuck roasties and live a stupid Chad life.
Physical aspect is irrelevant in a robot, it's a matter of mind, faggot.
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>>29565086

Who actually does look attractive to you then?
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>>29565321
idk. I guess male models? But I don't think they looks overly attractive either.
Maybe it's just that I'm not a woman?
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>>29561207
>tall
>robot
nice try retard.
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I'm attractive, still doesn't overcome the crippling social anxiety and an irrational mistrust of women.
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>>29565433
actually it does and you're just a prick.
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Reading this thread as a 26 year old makes me realise how behind losers like us really are in terms of knowing what to do with ourselves. How you people feel in this thread was how i felt as well when i was 19-22. Now im 26 i now know what I would've and should've done when I was 22 or younger but that means shit all because im not at that age anymore
Hh
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>>29565390
Explain all the tall kissless virgins here?
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>>29565433
Yes. It does.

Have you tried?

Have you even fucking tried?

You have nothing to complain about if you never even tried to get fit and be attractive or get therapy and medication for anxiety and depression?

Again. How many "robots" on this board claim the status when they can go on a dating site and get a date, when they've actually had relationships but of course being attractive and tall doesn't matter... It's not like they're to blame for never trying in life...
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>Used to be obese
>Work hard at maintaining a healthy diet and exercising hard every day
>Go from 320lbs to 160lbs
>Last time I was complimented on my appearance was over 100lbs ago
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>>29562070
It's like you WANT to be a robot
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>tfw 5'7 skeleton-mode true robot

People constantly tell me IRL that I look dead inside kek, and my younger sister always reminds me I'm ugly.

Fortunately for me I've accepted my life as a robot and I accept it with a certain smugness.
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He's like 6'10'' if you count the bucket, which you should, and he's definitely never gotten laid.
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>>29566755

youre not ugly. you could get a girlfriend.
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>>29567137
I'm too autistic
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>>29567148

yeah me too. social anxiety is too strong. ever tried online dating sites?
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>>29567184
I never have tried actual dating sites. I did manage to be in an LD"""R""" once but it didn't fly so good, it was so short it may well have never been a thing. Never falling for the LDR meme ever again. I've decided to remain a perma-KV.
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>>29567247
>Never falling for the LDR meme ever again

whats ldr stand for?
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>>29567308
Long Distance """"relationship""""

Don't fall for it you'll just get hurt in the end when she decides she doesn't like you and then leaves you in a shitty way.
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>>29567387

i got some action in my teens but havnt touched a girl for about 10 years. my last girlfriend was when i was a teenager (im 29 now) and if she didnt come onto me and make the first move i would still be khv. i just have absolutely nothing to offer a girl. im probably too boring to even sustain a long distance relationship. where i live its common to see old white guys with young asian women so theres still a little hope i guess. i can one day get a young asian gold digger.
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>>29567509
At least you had action

Now I'm still a KV and I got stabbed in the back
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>>29560857
I found that tall people tend to be alot less intelligent, I mean look at the tallest people alive. they're some of the stupidest, none retarded diagnosed people alive.
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>>29567536
>Now I'm still a KV and I got stabbed in the back

howd you get stabbed in the back?
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>>29567594
She left me in a really shitty way. I don't care to go into detail because it reminds me of bad times, but I got over her pretty quickly.
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>>29567692
>but I got over her pretty quickly.

good. fuck them all if they want to be bitches.
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>>29567939
leaving me with an anxiety attack followed by heartbreak is a good way to turn me against you real quick
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>>29560857
I'm tall and handsome, I've never approached a girl but I've fucked 11 of them. It's all about confidence nothing more. Saying we can't be robots is a meme.
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>>29568002
>I've fucked 11 of them
>Saying we can't be robots is a meme.
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>>29567956
>anxiety attack

what triggered the attack, if you dont mind talking about it?
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>>29568056
>11 girls
>in 25 years

Yes it's a fucking meme
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>>29568072
The way she started to leave me was ambiguous and I wasn't directly told at first. That's all the detail I'm willing to give, sorry.
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>>29568091

ive slept with 3 girls in 29 years. all when i was a teenager.
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>>29568151

howd you meet in the first place?
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>>29568203
Where did it all go wrong for you? I had a gf as teen and my early 20s otherwise it's just been one night stands since.

>tfw no gf
>tfw hugging my pillow every night
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MANLETS SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I'm fucking 6'3 and I'm a single fucking robot virgin. Im attractive and skinny trying working out every day. Guess what? Still a fucking virgin loser who doesnt have girls. No mental illness or jackfuck.

Yet you fucking "real" robots blame all your shortcomings on height? Give me a fucking break. I'll admit tthata few girls have become interested in me and one in particular I could fuck at any given time cause she is a whore but still. Robots can come in all shapes and sizes
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>>29562070
"creepy" is defined by the attractiveness of the person, someone that's good looking is less creepy than an ugly person.
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>>29568222
we met on uh... 4chan... yeah...

Not exactly the place to go if you want a female.
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>>29568289
>I'll admit tthata few girls have become interested in me and one in particular I could fuck at any given time cause she is a whore but still.
Oh man you almost got me.
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>>29561207
A lot of the people on this board are 5-7/10 . Nobody here is truly ugly
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>>29568289
>> I'll admit tthat a few girls have become interested in me and one in particular I could fuck at any given time cause she is a whore but still.
is this bait? if not, please go.
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>if i was tall/handsome I'd be a chad REEEEEEEEEE
if you think like this you're not a robot, you're just a failed normalfag.
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>>29568271

i started getting depressed and anxious in my early twenties and lost contact with all my friends. the nail in the coffin of my love life was when i started to go bald in my mid 20s. well that and having a psychotic episode and being diagnosed with schizophrenia. part of me has given up and doesnt care that i dont have a girlfriend but another part of me is >tfw no gf.
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>>29568394
>if i was tall/handsome I'd be a chad
No, if i was tall i'd be treated much better and not like a child.
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>>29568319

lel id have a hard time trusting anyone from here outside of a thread.
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THIS DESU.

All these attractive tall robots who think they're autists make me laugh, girls probably find them funny and cute.
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You guys just want to scapegoat your looks. They do matter but a lot less for women. If you can't even talk to a girl without becoming a stumbling mumbling autist you are hopeless no matter how good you look.
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>>29568497
You really think just cause a guy is tall women will fuck them?

At my job Im the tallest guy there. And while I can agree with you that girls like tall men, its my personality that kills and cockblocks me.

Im a happy go-lucky kind of man and the girls expect me to be this alpha tough motherfucker as if I really gave that much of a fuck.

Height doesnt get you girls and honestly while being tall is cool and great. I'd give it up for someone I could see eye-to-eye and didnt have to look down on
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>>29568561

yeah but the difference is, all you have to pretend to do is be alpha

all the short and ugly dudes could be alpha and still not get chicks
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I'm tall but I'm also fat and unnatractive which kind of sucks but I mean at least I'm half way there
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To get a gf you need at least 2 of 3.
>tall
>attractive
>white
Just being tall gets me nothing, I'm still an ugly chink
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>>29568390
>post pic before
>7 different IPs come up laughing at my face
Yeah nah, there's some ugly fucker here. fuck off with this t-ball participation trophy bullshit.
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>>29568801
>white

Not true
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>>29569125
nah it's true.
To be a genuine chad you need all 3 of 3, otherwise you'll always be limited by being ethnic unless you're famous for some other reason
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>>29565086
Ian Curtis is not attractive, Kurt Cobain is
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>>29569184
all you really need is tall or attractive.
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>>29569281
lolno

A tall attractive indian is still indian

his race will always be holding him back

only whites and blacks can be real chads/tyrone
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>haven't put much effort into looking good
>make tinder
>reject almost everyone I see
>still have gotten a few matches

I'm a diagnosed autistic, you robots have no excuse. It's not even a meme-y aspergers diagnosis. Fuck, this board is endless entertainment
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>tfw tall, handsome, muscular, play sports, have an active social life, pretty much a Chad, and have a qt twink bf

I like coming here for the memes though lol :)
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>>29561334
>These people are to blame for their own issues
haha, no. it's the other way around. if you have been born with a crippled mind then there is nothing you can do about it.

the true "meme mental illnesses" here have all the ugly failed normies who post here and falsly lable themselves "robots".
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