>when your oneitis gets married
>>29560805
SHIT BLOOD AND CUM ON MY HANDS
>when she became a lesbian and really fat
Holy shit, I was just listening to that song for the first time in years.
(the music video your pic is from)
>>29560805
unless she's weirdly young to be doing that, how to have a oneitis so long that this would even happen to you
>>29560805
does your oneitis know you exist? i knew her for a couple of weeks on some holiday. Haven't seen her since, she's probably forgotten me
>>29560805
When your oneitis invites you to her wedding, and insists that the groom has to make you a member of the wedding party.
When as her closest non-involved friend, you get the honor to be the witness to sign the paperwork to marry them.
What if you're a gay robot and your oneitis is a straight guy you know?
>tfw I'll have to go to the wedding and most likely be the best man
>>29560823
hey there toolhead
>>29560848
Should watch the Stinkfest video next.
>>29560848
>>29560970
I was just listening to Tool and A Perfect Circle a couple of days ago because of nostalgia.
They're both pretty based.
>>29561003
>listening to Tool and A Perfect Circle because of nostalgia.
If you were a girl I'd want to marry you