Pre-fap rituals
Do you robots do anything to maximize your fap?
Here's my ultimate routine:
>avoid fapping for 2-3 days to get really horny
>put on some really tight briefs or girls' panties to get my dick feeling tingly and want out
>get really high because it makes me sensitive as fuck
>wait for my bladder to become full until I can't stand it
>once I become so horny that a throbbing erection overtakes the intense need to piss, I go outside and piss in the yard hands free while flipping through fap pics on my phone
>relieving my bladder feels so good and sensual
>go inside to fap. By that point I've buttered myself up so much that my orgasm will be explosive and douse my face in cum sometimes.
>sometimes I'll bust out the fleshlight and fill it up with cum after like 3 strokes, but that requires too much prep work so I usually just lube up and crank.
And if I'm high enough I'll feel it head to toe.
The dopamine release from cumming also extends my THC high by hours if the orgasm is intense enough.
My fapping is both a science and an art.
>>29560476
>Do you robots do anything to maximize your fap?
every time I feel I have to go to the bathroom really bad I start to read doujinshi for an hour
by that time all the piss is built up behind my hard cock and then I masturbate and it feels really good
then I finally go to the bathroom
>go inside to fap. By that point I've buttered myself up so much that my orgasm will be explosive and douse my face in cum sometimes
is you gay faggot? why you aiming your dick at your own face when you cum
I just fap everyother 3-5 days with my laptop on my chest while I'm lying on the back in my bed to some whores on chaturbate. I have to edge for an hour just make it just right. If everything goes according to plan and I can manage to edge long enough, it's literraly 10/10.
I can also go weeks without masturbating, I really don't see how most of you dudes fap daily like there is no tomorrow. Few years ago when I was so depressed that I was on the brink of an heroing any time, I didn't fap for 8 months. I didn't even try... wasn't hard at all.I always wipe my jizz on the blanket and just flip it over to the dry side. I've always done this and I don't give a fuck
>lube my weiner with 3mg e-juice
>orgasm with a dopamine rush compounded with nicotine head rush
>weiner smells like cum and french toast
Like you I take a break but normally I fap 4-5 times to empty my balls then by the time I need fap there is so much build up and my dick is ultra sensitive.
I just beat off before I go to bed every night. Don't even get pleasure from it or find the girls on /s/ really attractive anymore, just do it for the sake of doing it.
>>29560476
you need to get laid m8
>>29560790
original kommentar osv
>>29560476
>avoid fapping for 2-3 days to get really horny
how?
i can barely stand not touching myself for an evening, maybe one full day if really trying it.
>>29560476
>put on some really tight briefs or girls' panties to get my dick feeling tingly and want out
Thank god I'm not the only one who does this
>avoid fapping for 2-3 days to get really horny
>mfw he thinks he's a robot
More like avoid fapping for two weeks to actually get horny.
>no fap for 3-4 days
>look at year book at old crushes/hot teachers
>look at porno with girls who look similar
>imagine marrying them and cumming inside them every night
>>29561167
One time I bought a 3 pack of cute panties from the store, grabbed a few random shirts to hide them in.
>went to self checkout, trying to scan the panties from under the shirt and it wouldn't scan
>last notices, comes over to help
>I said I'm good thanks
>'what do you have under there'
>'n-n-nothing!'
>'are you trying to steal something?!'
At that point I made a beeline back to the clothing section and shoved everything out of sight under some stuff and immediately left the store.
Next time I'm buying women's underwear it'll be on Amazon.
>>29560915
Not op but some good tips I use are literally keep your hands out of your pants. Just flat out dont put your hands there. If you feel like your gonna wanna fap go do something, like take a walk, play a game, something. Works for me pretty well. I like to go on week stretches about once a month
>avoid fapping if I can, but usually can't
>if i'm not shaved everywhere, consider doing it, but usually don't
>shower after I shit, and anal douche
>apply strawberry lotion, strawberry deodorant, and strawberry body mist to smell girly and trigger that part of my brain that responds to femininity
>insert anal beads or dildo
>put on full lingerie set; bra, panties, stockings, garter belt, satin robes
>fap with lube
feels pretty nice
>>29560476
I hope you don't plan on actually fucking a girl because you clearly won't be able to do shit, fampai.
>>29560476
The last time i avoided fapping for 2 days, i tit wanked a fatty i absolutely detested in a disabled toilet. then had to get her off via facesitting, post orgasm, almost crying
Never doing no fap again
>>29560476
I was circumcised at birth so all my orgasms feel that good :^)
>>29561878
by that logic you would have sexual pleasure all day if your dick is cut off, dumb mutilated cuck
>>29560626
I'm not OP but I've cum on my own face just laying on my back normally. My cum can shoot more than a foot away.
>>29562056
That's gay as fuck anon
The only thing I do is fold up one or two paper towels into a square so I could catch my cum. I fold it into fours so it'll be thick enough to not bleed through although it does anyway
>lay in bed
>open pornhub
>fap
