I love crispy brobots
If it's true and she truly is awkward and shy irl do u think it would be possible if I could get her to get into a ldr with me? Not to stay online the whole time but eventually meet.
Depends, how attractive are you?
>>29560434
Pretty attractive. Is she actually straight?
>>29560434
You sound like a dumb uneducated nigger. Please kill yourself as soon as possible.
>>29560638
I'd say 6.5-7
>>29560701
I doubt she'd date anything below an 8.5/10 DESU, considering how many guys throw themselves at her. You might be underestimating yourself so go for it my dude
>>29560675
You need to calm down buddy
>>29560733
You're truly A brobot anon
>>29560651
You can't combine Nazi Germany with the US. It just looks too bright and happy and loses whatever made Nazi Germany look cool.
>>29560434
In the past 3 weeks you've posted this same image 8 times
I agree with the one poster below, you need to kill yourself immediately
>>29561257
Those weren't me
This is the only crispy post I've made
>>29561292
You really are a "dumb uneducated nigger"
>>29561257
Who minds though she really is perfect.
>>29560434
Wait, is this the same fembot?
>>29561777
Don't think so
I do think this is original though
>>29560434
If you can speak Mexican
Have a Sombrero
Have a plaid long sleeve dress shit
Like dirty Wrangler jeans
Have cowboy boots with a 2 foot curved toe
Drive an old 1980's Dodge Pickup, filled with yard tools
Always have your 7 friends with you in the truck
Pull a homemade trailer full of yard waste
Think a dirt yard is better than grass
Live in a 500 square foot house with 73 relatives and 239 dogs, a cat, bird and a dead fish
Enjoy fast accordion based om-pah music
Believe in bathing only on your birthday and do not know what a toothbrush is
Enjoy Modelo Negro or Carta Blanca
Carry your lunch in a Walmart bag lunchbox
Drink water from a hose
Heat up you lunch on the exhaust manifold of your truck
Run whenever you see someone dresses in all brown
Have drug resistant TB
Answer "Si" to anything you are asked
Well then you might have a chance with Senorita Cristina
Buena Suerte, Buenas Noches y Adios
>>29561857
>implying any kind of girl likes mexican guys
how retarded are you
>>29561849
you man you *don't think?
this was some girl from skype
>>29560434
>do u think it would be possible if I could get her to get into a ldr with me
she may act shy and awkward, but she knows she's a 10/10 qt and she sure as fuck isn't going to settle for some socially incompetent robot beta who wants an "ldr", what a fucking joke lol.
>>29560434
depends, how old are you OP?
>>29561918
She loves Mexican guys
Because she is a Mexican
A dirty VISA holder
A Mexican National living in the USA
Disgusting
i talked to her live chat on that questions website on her Twitter
she's p friendly but a little boring desu
Mfw a Crispy thread about to be pruned
>>29560434
dose she actually ever post on here? shes really cute
i herd she was dating a chad and got "dicked well" pretty sad
>>29560434
doesnt she have a black boyfriend?
for girls, "awkward and shy" is as much as a social gimmick as being emo/punk/goth/whatever the more modern trends are. girls are the absolute liars. their entire demeanor is a calculated lie, a mask that they can take off at any moment. do not ever trust a girl. they do not think or feel like us, they have emotions but are detached from them -- they're more a situational tool than something that truly affects them. girls do not get sad, they just project a picture that they are sad because they've calculated some benefit from it. the actual mentality of "being sad" never reaches them.
>>29565054
w-what d-did you just s-say plz no
>>29564947
Tfw no Crispy lewds
>>29565063
holy shit i never thought of that so its all a fucking lie i think i might kill my self 2 day
>>29563428
whats her twitter?
original stupid robot
>>29565068
in a thread on /int/ an anon said there are pics of her on her Instagram with her black boyfriend. not sure if true desu
>>29565063
>girls do not get sad, they just project a picture that they are sad because they've calculated some benefit from it
i dont know. social anxiety is meant to be more common in females.
>>29560434
>LE KUTE BIG EYE GRILL
>LE LOOK AT ME
>LE LOOK AT MY BETIFUL FACE
>LE AWKWARD
>LE QUIRKY
>LE SO CUTE
>LE GOTH
>LE XD
kys
>>29565199
>social anxiety
literally a meme problem
>>29565219
I mean. She is the most attractive girl I've ever seen. Definitely closer to fitting my type than the endless hordes of dirty blonde ponytailed normie whores.
But on the other hand. She's got a ton of guys lusting after her already. Because she pists pics on the internet. And her orbiters are kind of pathetic.
>>29565226
>literally a meme problem
it really isnt. its life destroying. i have schizophrenia and am socially anxious. guess which one destroyed my life more. hint:not the schizophrenia
>>29565254
>She is the most attractive girl I've ever seen
so fuckin what, you don't have to be pathetic about it
>>29565380
I'm not OP. I refuse to chase model whores that have a bazillion followers.
Eliza is queen. I have thousands of pics of her.
>>29565289
in any case, social anxiety is probably "considered" more common in women because they make more false claims to get pills, attention, or are just too detached from the feelings of others (particularly men) to put things into perspective--that perspective being that their insatiable need for attention and free shit is what drives their false anxiety. it's like suicide, just a mindgame. women attempt suicide at a higher rate, but succeed at it at a dramatically lower rate. it's similar with their """anxiety"""".
>>29565428
> it's similar with their """anxiety"""".
yeah. youre probably right.
>>29561432
She's a woman, therefore that's impossible.
>>29565054
Reminded me of Jessica Jones... She kinda looks like her too.
>>29565930
kek
but yeah same problem famalam
>>29565420
eliza a slut
crispy a pure
>>29565420
Bruh let me have em pls
Thread needs more Crispy pics.
>>29566693
where are my crispy bros?
>>29567636
always here
>>29565175
it's hot true, she has never had a boyfriend and there are no pictures like that on her instagram
>>29565254
Yeah but those dumb blonde Stacey normies don't spend all their time posting pictures and camwhoring online. They're going to the gym, hanging out with friends, playing sports, travelling, and maybe posting the occasional pic with their friends on fb.
This girl just takes pics of herself and attention whores. No hobbies nothing. Her entire life revolves around taking pictures of herself for her Twitter and Instagram and attention whoring for strange old men on the Internet.
A normie Stacey would make a good gf, this narcissistic cunt wouldn't.
>>29568536
she doesn't even post pictures everyday, what she does most of the time is read comics or sew shit. she has some lame hobbies but they're still hobbies, looking at her Twitter is enough to figure that out
>>29567935
ugh she is so cute it hurts.
Bet she has a cute butt.
>she posts hundreds of pics of herself and tweets to thousands of followers
>you all claim she has social anxiety
I haven't left the house in 6 months. But because I'm not a KAWAII DES BIG EYED LITTLE GIRLU, it's fake, right? I'm just an attention seeking roastie whore right?
Get off my board normalfags
>>29568656
stop being retarded, OP only said she's shy and awkward, not that she has social anxiety. If you think that's the same thing I question your supposed social anxiety
>>29565420
Shame she is a loonie druggo fuck who's been institutionalised
>>29565428
that's not the case with professionally diagnosed women, but a lot of shits on the internet fake it especially tumblrtards
>>29568191
I'll upload them once i get home
>thinking le shy nerdy internet whore doesn't already talk to 20 ldr betas on the reg
>>29568656
be my gf please
ggggggggggg
I love her in that she seems like a sweet, cool girl. But trying to get with her is pretty silly unless you know her in real life.
>>29570433
sure you will, anon, "once you get home"
>>29568656
I have social anxiety, I used to have about 5 friends, but that's dropped to 1 as even though they were my friends, if I hung out with them all at once I'd shut down.
I can't go to parties or things like that, just thinking about it makes my stomach hurt.
I leave the house once a month to take out money or to buy something.
The last time I talked to someone that wasn't my parents was two weeks ago.
But I've still posted about 500 videos on youtube, some even showing my face, one even showing my body, because it's online, I'm not actually with anyone while doing it. You just hit the upload button and deal with any consequences later.
>awkward and why
She's literally posting pictures to garner attention from desperate fucks like you. Open your eyes and zip up your dick
>>29568591
Yeah that's pretty true, she's a good-looking girl but anyone taking it any further than that will be disappointed kek.
I fucking swear every week you faggots are obsessed with some new camwhore
Just accept you'll never have a gf and move on
>>29572145
What if you've had a GF before and just admire her aesthetics.
>>29572173
THEN YOU'RE A FUCKING NORMIE AND DON'T BELONG ON THIS BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29572191
Trust me, I ain't but ok go ahead and sperg out.
I would hope any girlfriend I have would aspire to be like her.
>>29572247
>tfw no pale-skinned short mexican qt 3.14 who is into goth fashion, anime, comics, and video games
why live?
>>29572325
>tfw you wanna be one instead of dating one
>>29565420
eliza is a histrionic ho. she's has a dumpy body and a homely face to boot. you have to be a real bottom of the barrel orbiter to be into eliza.
>>29572347
Who doesn't want to be one fampai?
>>29572437
Yeah and she's underage and retarded. There's some real desperation there, and she also isn't as "fembot" as faggots want to believe.
>>29572247
We need more photos damn it, more.
>>29572247
>>29572904
I would be afraid of sleeping with her, looks like the kind of chick to bite your dick off
>>29572437
>>29572814
So much hostility
>>29573625
Fear boners are the best man. Keeps ya on your toes and shit.
>>29573822
Why because she's a literal fucking degenerate that strings along anons to buy her shit on amazon?
>>29565420
Post that cutie's nudes senpai
>>29574162
That'd be illegal, and this thread is about crispy. Kill your fucking self please.
>>29574196
>b-but it's illegal
fucking summer tbqh nobody cares that she's 14
>>29574284
Have fun in a federal ass-pounding prison, I'm sure all the inmates will love to know what you're stupid ass did :^)
yfw crispy starts posting videos doing things like this
>>29573967
She may have done some things that were not ok but
>dumpy body
>homely face
>retarded
this seems like disproportionate rage.
Besides nobody forced anyone to buy her anything. Your rage would be best directed at the orbiters rather than her
>>29574447
True true, but still it's kinda ironic that she became popular in the first place. This board is just full of idiots I swear.
>>29574284
>people find this attractive
reminder that crispy is a dirty whore who probably gets fucked at cons
>>29574486
>>29574522
Come on, it's not ironic that she became "popular", she is attractive. Though beauty is in the eye of the beholder... so to each their own?
>>29574585
Keyword: Probably
She seems too weird to do that kinda stuff, she seems fairly normal i.e. boring.
is the girl in the pic a real woman
>>29574597
She's like a solid 6. Who the fuck thinks she's that attractive though? She has the face of a little kid it's pretty weird.
>>29574585
She has only been to three cons in the past and when she was younger. She takes most of her cosplay photos at her home
>>29574631
Ok your bait is pretty obvious now... Should I humor you just the same?
>>29574692
stop posting that thing's man-face everywhere; that chin is not something to advertise.
>>29574728
>the face of a little kid
>man-face
You need to make up your minds on the insult to use or it doesn't work
What's wrong with her chin?
>>29574787
>What's wrong with her chin?
It's too cute
>>29574692
Dumping only the rarest
>>29574805
there's a reason she's covering her chin in the majority of her pics, anon. even she knows that her acne-encrusted chunk of bone is hideous
>>29574692
>>29574805
>>29574284
She looks like Donatello
>>29574829
Fuck off literal nigger
>>29574829
She's still cute !!!
>>29574829
>acne-encrusted chunk of bone
There you go blowing it out of proportion.
She has the same baby acne every girl her age has. It will go away, it's completely irrelevant. I know you're baiting and I still answer back...
>>29574856
she looks like jay leno lol
>>29574883
Tfw you will never make her smile over Skype call
>>29574871
i wish i had her snapchat
i wish i could be her friend
shes qt as fuck
>>29574980
Her snap is gaybreadfish
>>29575083
Does she just add anyone?
>>29575117
You can try, don't think she gets many adds.
>>29575147
thnaks boi
>>29574284
>>29574692
>>29574787
>>29574805
>>29574812
>>29574856
>>29574871
>>29574951
>>29575083
>>29575147
Well this thread has been fucking disgraced. FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29575482
no thread is safe
>>29575522
Ah now I feel better. Thank you anon.
>>29575562
Always glad to help
>>29575653
Ah so innocent so pure. Like a snowflake.
You cannot be a robot if you obsess over any of these sluts.
>>29576071
So a robot is just some stupid faggot that only cares about neetbux and 2d waifus?
>you will never be crispy's bforiginal m8s
>>29576477
We can at the very least ogle her and pretend we talk to her.
>>29560434
she's a lesbian you idiot, and I don't even know anything about her, but I know that much
>>29576656
and how do you know that anon? She's posted a chart on here where she says that she's straight. So you're the fucking retard.
>>29576656
And she also likes spider-man in more ways than you complete sperg.
>>29574887
holy fuck this made me lose my shit
>>29577373
KYS please, take your degenerate ass out to pasture and end yourself.
>>29572247
>>29572904
Some more for my annons.
>>29570653
Go away whore
You don't have social anxiety you're just a loser who also happens to be an attention whore
>>29577921
I need more anons, post more goddamn it.
>>29576909
she never posted anything here but given her love for male characters its easy to figure out
>>29578121
There's never enough Crispy
>>29578197
Well not here but other boards and yeah that second part obviously.
>>29578258
Certainly not enough for every anon.
>>29578197
not an argument to be honesto
>>29560434
Go for it bro! The trick is to just be yourself!
>>29578625
Yeah because if women love anything it's self-conscious losers on a board that hate woman.
>tfw it describes yourself
>>29568656
>>29570653
this isn't crispy.
She doesn't upload vids of herself to youtube.
>>29560434
Just going to let you know, if you want to be with her it's pretty stupid to make these posts which she could be potentially lurking.
I've learned to keep quiet and it's helped me considerably.
>>29579249
I don't think that person was trying to pretend to be crispy right? If so, they're fucking dumb.
>>29579305
Yeah it's a little creepy to be like "hey love me bb" and she definitely reads some of these threads.
>>29579410
I myself like OP and pursuing Crispy, but know a friendship is only probable.
I've been able to share a lot of close time with her. time many haven't.
As much as I want to brag I must stay quiet, revealing any of the things that occurred could make it obvious who I am.
>>29579469
Doing that kinda makes you a piece of shit DESU.
>>29579600
Doing what?
>Bragging
>spending time with crispy
Which one?
>>29579615
Well I mean are you trying to be her friend legitimately or just bragging about it like a faggot instead of actually trying to get to know someone?
>>29579624
>i legitimately like her and share similar tastes with her and would like to be her friend
>I legitimately hate the way /r9k/ treats her and worships her and would like to make them mad
Seriously. She doesn't want this type of adoration.
>>29578197
what are heros? what are people to look up to? role models? she's a lesbian bro, stop trying to deny it. I get it, you're in love with her, you don't want to believe she is something you can't obtain, but get over yourself loser, she's total homo. and you're gonna need to offer proof that she is striaght, not with a fascination about super heroes, but with facts that she had a boyfriend, or even had sex with a man and enjoyed it.
>>29579721
To be fair, I could postulate the same thing with every guy on r9k. They've never had girlfriends or had sex with a girl and enjoyed it. So they must all be gay, kinda explains the tranny threads though.
Hey guys what's her Instagram again?
>>29579754
right, but they defend themselves. and most of them do say they like trannies. she's never once denied these claims, nor did she say they where true, but saying something like that was true would really diminish her fan base. and maybe she only wants to just show off herself, not really who she is. that could hurt her. bro, she's a lesbian and it's ok. she's still cute, it's not like you where ever going to get with her. this way, you won't have to worry about chad taking her, or anyone elses cock for that matter.
>>29560434
This is how I see her.
Not very nice.
>>29579833
Do you realize this girl is so attractive and cool that being friends with her is also satisfying?
Legitimately the only girl who I've ever thought was that cute, and decided I wanted to be friends with.
Her personality and tastes are marvelous.
Not the person you originally replied to btw.
>>29579896
A little gay with the how you said it, but yeah that's true.
>>29579916
I wish more women had her personality and tastes.
It would make being friends with women so much easier.
I can't stand talking to your average girl. They're usually full of ego, yet have basic bitch interests and mainstream tastes.
They act special when they are nothing but ordinary.
>>29579949
All the girls I've met that are similar to her were psycho though. So she very well might be but she seems pretty easy going just from first impressions.
>>29579896
alright...I just didn't want you (or anyone else) to delude they (yourself) into thinking you(they) had a chance. I also like to argue. BUH BYE
>>29579981
Well being similar to her doesn't mean much. It's not that hard to be nerdy or like anime.
I can say this from talking to her so much, but there is something off with Crispy.
She has something abnormal about her and I cant put my finger on it.
But I don't think she is malicious or spiteful, and I think she's unlikely to snap or turn on a person.
She might just have a weird thing going on psychologically.
>>29580027
I believe I have a chance at meeting her in person, and becoming close friends with her.
That is definitely in my reach.
>>29580049
what makes you think she'll consider you a close friend and not some clingy, stalking esque loser? I thought you said she was an introvert shy girl...last I checked, they're not so good with making, maintain, and keeping friendships. also, you probably gotta go through her girlfriend, and all the other guys who try to be her close friend. HA you ARE delusional.
>>29580169
I had some very exclusive time with her recently I was actually shocked that she was willing to give me so much time with her.
She even excluded others so that it would just be us.
I've said more than I should, and won't provide further details
>>29580049
if you like her so much why would you think something is off about her? what is it that makes you think that?
>>29580355
Because I'm an honest Person, you know just because you like someone doesn't mean your blind to every flaw a person might have.
She's a strange girl, and her lack of relationships or experience with dating is very rare for someone like her.
She's wonderfully kind and interesting girl but just with a strange tick.
>>29580049
how old are you? just wondering
>>29581028
21+
can't give you anymore info
>>29581132
>can't give you anymore info
you're not some kind of celebrity, you know that, right?
>>29581169
i know but I wont be targeted by spite.
The information I post in these threads can be used to paint me in a negative light.
I know jelly anons will try to.
>>29581185
It's not the info you post man
>>29581132
Have you ever thought of her sexually?
>>29581280
Yes, but I try not to anymore. Before she was just a face, I didn't know her and I didn't care about it.
Now that I know her I try not to think about her sexually.
>>29581185
I've had anons threaten to send screencaps of threads where I said that I wanted to meet Crispy IRL just out of spite.
>>29581346
Then shut the fuck up dude, no wonder people want to stop you. You're just being a creepy piece of shit, if you really cared you shut the hell up. If you really cared about her besides being a pretty face, you'd just be quiet instead of bragging to people who don't care.
>>29581346
>I've had anons threaten to send screencaps of threads where I said that I wanted to meet Crispy IRL just out of spite.
threaten of what? to show her?
You think she doesnt lurk the threads?
>>29581388
well i'm bragging because there's a bunch of spergs who worship her and are against people connecting with her.
Fuck the type of people who make these threads. I have never once made a crispy thread, she doesn't need attention from obsessive robots.
>>29581405
im aware she does, but I've not revealed anything concrete. I'd be hard to identify.
And she recently mentioned that she's going to avoid going on /r9k/ because she's getting tired of seeing these threads.
>>29581447
she obviously still lurks, all she's doing is she's no longer talking about it
>>29581447
The hypocrisy is real. Dude, most of the people that I've seen that talk to her are pretty nonchalant about it. And who cares if she doesn't want to see these threads? That's her choice, that's not gonna stop anons from doing it. Secondly, you're just as obsessive about her as any other anon if not worse, since you're like "I HAVE TO SEE IRL, SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER" I hope she finds out because you seem like a real faggot.
>>29581531
I dont think she does anon.
she's most likely lurking /co/ or /cgl/ than /r9k/
According to her she doesn't go on /r9k/ much anymore. Only occasionally.
>>29581560
>I HAVE TO SEE IRL, SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER
Nah. I only want to be her friend. A relationship is unrealistic.
Even if she does find out, i've done nothing wrong. Other than rustle some robot jimmies.
