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Once upon a time, in a faraway land, A young boy lived in a shining
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Once upon a time, in a faraway land, A young boy lived in a shining house. Although he had everything his heart desired, The boy was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, An old beggar woman came to the house And offered him a single rose In return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, The boy sneered at the gift, And turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, For beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, The old woman's ugliness melted away To reveal a beautiful magical girl waifu. The boy tried to apologize, but it was too late, For she had seen that there was no love in his heart. And as punishment, She transformed him into a hideous neet, And placed a powerful spell on the house, And all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, The neet concealed himself inside his basement, With a computer as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered, Was truly an enchanted rose, Which would bloom until his twenty-first year. If he could learn to love another, And earn her love in return By the time the last petal fell, Then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a neet For all time. As the years passed, He fell into despair, and lost all hope, For who could ever learn to love...a neet?
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You know... Thats a good point. That is exactly how a modern retelling would go.

I still prefer the film theory theory that the beast was a little kid afraid of strangers and the witch was just a stupid pushy bitch.
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>>29558144
Gaston is literally chad
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Belle is a Stacy...
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>>29558077
>his twenty-first year
make this 30th year and the post would be perfect
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kek oren
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>>29558323
shut up beast>>29558618
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