Describe your ideal gf here, robots.
>Down to Earth but isn't a pushover or emotional
>not a libcuck and at least supports my conservative, right wing views
>Submissive to me but can still hold her own and is independent
>Doesn't party, is straight-edge apart from the occasional drink. I'm not into weed but I wouldn't mind if she smoked it occasionally and isn't a pothead
>not a supermodel, I like average girls but I don't like fat girls.
>down to fuck
>being a virgin not required but she better not have went around like a slut
>inb4 cuck
>would be worth raising a family with one day and is the ideal wife and mother, we both work high paying jobs in order to sustain our family
>is open-minded to what you say and thinks for the future and not the short-term happiness of partying, drugs, and wasting money
>doesn't browse tumblr or any sjw site and doesn't watch shit like doctor who, supernatural, steven universe, etc.
>would watch classic cinema with me
>>29557198
Also, forgot to say this
>optional: has a female relative (mother, sister, cousin) that would be done with a threesome and would enjoy giving me a lesbian incestuous viewing experience
>watches shit horror movies with me
>drinking-type
>independent
>is not boring
>has a sexy voice
>black hair
>doesn't care about politics
>funny
>>29557198
>down to fuck
>not a slut
The funny thing is that you'll never realize the irony in this.
>not a supdermodel
>posts a 9/10 by most peoples standards
>I can find her cute (she doesn't have to be average looking for that)
>she appreciates me
>she has a decent character and personality
>good communication and empathy, relationship can develop towards more trust and intimacy
>won't cheat on me
>does not make me want to kill myself for some other reason
Literally it. Pretty sure I could excuse anything if these things work out.
>>29557198
Have fun on your lonesome journey to the grave OP
>will let me put my wiener into her holes and she'll fucking like it
>>29557657
Oh yeah... I forgot to mention this. It was implied though right?
>virgin
>loyal
>no drugs/alcohol
>decent face and small frame
>personality compliments mine
>will cuddle a lot
>will wear panda pajamas at home
Picture literally says it all.
Scarred or physically disabled while not being catastrophically ugly so that nobody else will want her
mentally 5 years old, incapable of living without guidance and being cared for
Blind so that she won't look at me, also increases dependence.
May be robotic or flesh based, either works.
This is pretty much it
>>29557751
How about she isn't blind, but loves you for the way you are?
THINK
2-D, of course. Anything more is just terrible.
>>29557198
>Like cuddling
>cute
>kinky
>shorter than me
>laughs at my jokes
>simple dates
tfw I have the perfect girl already but she just wants this to be a sex thing
Essentially she would be Daria.
>intelligent, witty, well-read and perceptive; could have lengthy intelligent discussions and explore new topics together in the library
>lacks enthusiasm, ambition or any delusion the future will be wonderful
>pragmatic cynic except where it contradicts her principles
>emotionally independent; loyal
>>29557767
Anon I'm trying to describe something that could actually happen in real life.
>doesn't care about much
>showers once every few days
>smelly stinky butt
>uses my face as a seat for her bare ass while she plays games and watches anime
>smushes me up against the wall with her butt while we sleep
>wakes up and turns over
>"what do you want to do today?"
>decides to order chinese instead of going out
>watches anime and is genuinely into it
>plays games and is genuinely into it
What I'd give to have that.
>interest in the arts
>passionate about something i'm not
>left libertarian political views
>easygoing, unpretentious
>smaller than me
>white skin
>brown black hair
or be joan baez
>>29557198
>4'11 - 5'4
>nice
>extremely affectionate
>into her own things but extremely supportive of me and what I'm into
>loyal
>smart
>can handle banter
>kinda tomboyish but still feminine
>actually loves me
>doesn't mistake kindness for weakness
>C cups
>nice hips
>understanding and patient
>likes guns
>short
>blonde or black hair
>pale pale pale
>mentally ill as shit
>socialist
>skinny/slim
>obsessive/clingy
>loves me
>asocial
>personality disorder
>knows how to dress
>around my age
>near me
>has a lot of knives
>doesn't care about money
>codependent with me
>horror movies
>maybe vidya but not important desu
>thinks blood is pretty
>wants us to share a soul and mind
>rich
>non-sexual/low sex drive
>intelligent
>artsy but doesn't care that I'm not artsy
>if she plays with stocks everything else no longer matters and this arrow becomes the only requirement other than the next one
>biologically female
I'm a 10/10 7 foot tall chad with two 10 inch penises and close to a trillion dollars so I think I'm not asking for too much.
>>29558130
>>29558051
what the fuck is with the leftist libcucks here?
>short hair
>great smile
>tattoos (a plus if they're satanic or occult oriented)
>funny
>introverted like me
>open minded
>would ride bikes and mopeds with me
>love music and art
>a little grungy, not too filthy
>At least 6/10
>likeable personality
>nice hair
>willing to do and enjoy adrenaline pumping activities with me
>likes to relax with me sometimes in silence
>>29557657
>and she'll fucking like it
I don't actually require that. It's up to her.
But if she doesn't like it I wish she could at least put up some resistance or something. Not just lie there and pout...
>>29558166
Let's keep it focused on ideal gfs and not politics
>>29558192
no scottish 5'2 synth pop indie princess? i'm shocked
>not mentally unstable
>no saggy tits
>not fat
I like girls with a boyish look, but not boys with a girlish look.
i want to date stacy.
i fucking hate pathetic 'virgin robot girls' that get posted on here like katya or that ugly bitch with huge eyes
i want to be forced out of my comfort zone. fuck being a robot and fuck settling for being a robot
>>29557198
>mildly stoic
>interested in exonomics or international relations
>Anime and Videogames
>Cspan as news source
>Has hobbies I don't have
>not taller than me
>Reads fiction
>will do yoga with me
>will drink tea with me
>Dyes hair
>Likes watching stupid things like youtube poops
>Won't force me to meet her friends
>skelly
>white
>depressed and in need of attention
pretty much senpai
>virgin
>asian
>likes anime
>would watch anime all day with me
>shy
>down to fuck whenever
>short
>>29558304
good job anon, im proud of you for at least thinking about not being a low life piece of shit
>>29558304
>want to be forced
how about you force it yourself you fucking faggot
>>29558304
kek. You gotta be kidding. Dunno if that's believable or not, but I really don't like to spend time around stacys for any reason. Not even to fuck them. Dunno which """""robot girls""""" you're talking about, but if they dared post their pictures here they must be absolute qts. They're certainly not robots though.
>cute and around my age
>gorgeous soft voice
>large eyes
>skinny
>light skinned (asian or white)
>shy and a little weird
>creative and imaginative, can have philosophical discussions
>>29557198
>mid 30s to mid 40s
>dirty blonde or brunette
>dark blue/green eyes that you can get lost in
>an intoxicating laugh
>likes drinking
>loves to cuddle and do nothing
>well read
>likes analytic philosophy
>is ok with me being slightly submissive
>truly loves me
>doesn't follow identity politics/sjw
>can be left-wing though, just not sjw
>likes reading, cuddling under the duvet, and drinking coffee on autumn days
>is mostly quiet, boring
>lets me cry in her lap
>listens to burial with me
>smokes cigarettes and goes on walks in the winter with me
>>29558743
i forgot
>likes slowdive, other shoegaze
>smokes and stares off in to space while listening to alison with me
I don't care about personality as long as she looks like pic related
Do any of you believe you deserve the women you are describing?
Not trying to be a troll or anything.
When I start thinking about my ideal partner, I start realizing that I don't necessarily deserve her, like would she even be happy with me? The average guy on the street would be able to give her more than I can, I think.
I basically want her to be a woman from the 50's, the kind feminists hate and probably don't exist anymore.
>thin/average, blonde, pale
>submissive, but voices her opinion and strong
enough to take a stand if she needs to
>wise
>emotionally strong and clear headed
>dignified and conservative
>witty but not in-your-face trying to prove her intelligence to strangers
>has her own hobbies and interests, but at least acts interested and tolerates my own
>likes to cook, is good at it
>undying thirst for the cock and an animal in bed
I could think of more but I doubt I know what I really want anyways. This is just what I think I want.
>waifish, sickly young petite girl
>completely broken, submissive, and dependent
>takes her licks without a fuss
>is good at household duties
>never leaves the home
>is at least 7/10
>only wears apron and/or lingerie at home
>>29558932
lol fuck no but that doesn't stop me from wanting
>Tall
>Thick: nice wide hips, full ass, prominent breasts, full breasts.
>A bit of belly is fine, even preferable, but keep it decent
>Occasionally smokes (don't ask my why this is hot to me because I don't know)
>Educated, willing to have conversations about ideas
>Has actual hobbies that she's enthusiastic about
>Snarky but sweet
>Like the arts but isn't snooty
>Not super religious (kinda religious is fine but if she's heavily invested in it she should be well versed in philosophy and theology rather than just a blind bible thumper)
>Left-leaning politically, but not obnoxious about it. Conservatives get a pass if they're educated about it, but absolutely no libertarians
>Slightly husky voice. Hnnnngggg
>Has to have her shit together. A good job, a car, an ability to take care of herself.
>>29558932
ideal is ideal
it's like plato's forms, right, you aint never gonna see your ideal girl, it's just a point of reference to work backwards from. do any of us 'deserve' them? they're not human, they're 2 dimensional approximations of what we think we want from a woman, talking what we deserve is irrelevant.
this is not a dating criteria, it's fantasy
>>29557198
>not skinny but not fat - thicc
>short (for fun)
>tall (for reproduction)
>has a high libido
>virgin (I know that contradicts the above statement, but it's the IDEAL woman)
>possibly sexually repressed
>open minded
>talks during movies
>likes to be intimate and cuddle
>enjoys videogames
>right wing or atleast not liberally cucked
>cute, but not hot
>thinks of the future
>is asocial/antisocial/an introvert
>is as socially awkward as me
>>29557198
>5/10
>not being virgin isnt a problem but no slut either
>likes animu and vidya
>a small amount of fat is not a problemSMALL
>shy and a loner, or at least hate parties
Literally me with a pussy fampai
>>29558932
kek no I'd feel like thief if I got a gf
>>29559104
>your ideal woman is 5/10
>hate parties
>animu and vidya
survey says you hate yourself
Ya'll fags need to stop assigning male qualities to women, that's how you end up miserable and unsatisfied.
Ideal gf:
>knows when to shut up
>at least b cup tits
>round ass
>thin
>can cook
>will clean
>loves sex
>hygienic
>>29558743
>listen to burial
Mi negro
>>29559126
Yes I do, but I'm quite sure I am a 3/10 on a good day, and I would be very paranoid about being cucked if my GF were above 5/10
So this is the ideal for me
IDEAL PERFECT WOMAN FOR ME
>Around my age or younger
>White
>Mostly skinny
>Secretly submisive
>Secretly a masochist
>Secretly gets a ladyboner of taking a motherly role every once a while
>Dresses in style
>Likes either reading or videogames or anime
>Doesnt like anime conventions
>Preferably not a virgin, they tend to be fucked up, but neither a cockmongler. Its better if she fucked one or two guys at most.
>Not a roastie.
>Doesnt completely shave her pubes.
>Enjoys doing absolutely nothing.
>Ambitious.
>Would not freak out if we killed someone. Not that we will, but thats really a personality trait i look for. But we wont.
>Not very close to her family, wont force me to visit them and doesnt expect me to do the same.
>Doesnt like animals that much. (this one can be negotiated)
>6/10 above
>likes food
>can cook
>cognitively sane (no sjw cucks)
>around my age
>loyal and caring
>fun to hang with
>warm body
>cute smile
>>29559280
>>Would not freak out if we killed someone. Not that we will, but thats really a personality trait i look for. But we wont.oregano
>Cute
>Nice
>Long face/big nose
That's it
>enjoys cuddling
>and playing with my cock
>also sitting on my face
>not pretentious or self-righteous
>down for drugs
>but not totally brain-dead party girl
>looks like pic related
My standards aren't that high, except for looks maybe.
>>29559535
Why nose
>>29557198
> I like average girls
> picture of 9/10
>>29559358
never say never, anon
origionalioni
>younger than me or at least my age
>short hair
>tasteful tattoos (nothing tumblr/biker tier)
>pierced tits, vag optional
>kind of a slut, wouldn't cheat but if she asked for a 3some I'd oblige (yes, even if it were a guy).
>likes roadtrips and camping out under the stars
>someone who would be my friend
basically impossible.
I want an extremely insecure and awkward gf who is 100% emotionally dependent on me and constantly listens to pic related and has a similar sense of humor to it.
>>29559753
BUT THE MUTANTS THAT I SEE
SHINE THEIR BEAUTY UNTO ME
I WISH YOU COULD SEE THEM~
>>29559783
DONT GET TO CLOSE TO MY FANTASY
>>29559249
>tfw I will never zone out to kindred and shell of light and hold my teacher oneitis tightly
>not fat
>black hair
>a little clingy
>not on her phone all the time
>good hygiene
>likes to cuddle
>quiet/ a bit shy
>i don't really have anything specific for looks i just have to find her attractive for obvious reasons
>not a slut
>keeps things clean
i'm not a slob and i don't want to live with one
That's pretty much it honestly
>>29558932
Nah not even close honestly
Well you said ideal
>huge natural tits that are reasonably perky for their size
>perfectly shaped fat ass
>beautiful face 10/10
>curvy, big ol breeding hips
>not a slut, except for me
>lets me use her sexually whenever I want
>lets me use her mouth as a toilet when there's no bathroom around
>takes care of the house
>is completely dependant on me, I am the center of her existance
>likes videogames and all the shit i like
>likes to blow me while I play videogames
has a really good personality...
Anyways alternatively
>is the same as above except femdom
>she is the center of my life
>i am her slave/pet
>uses me as a toilet
>ect.
>is still loyal to me as a lover tho
>>29559865
oh yeah i forgot
>doesn't smoke
and
>doesn't drink a lot
>>29557198
>not ugly
>not horribly annoying
that's it
>>29557198
my exkill my already, its been 4 years
>>29559899
The first person itt who has a chance
A woman who is attracted to me and exists.
>>29558976
You described me except the sickly young part
>Freckles
>Humble
>Moderate political views
>Lady like
>Gentle
>Sense of humor
>Not fat
>>29560061
Wanna be my email penpal
I have a throwaway gmail account I could post on here
>>29560061
I guess I could lower my standards for the right "girl" ;)
Nice fedoras boys
>>29560212
Lol nice try cunt im wearing a trillby atm
>cute and sexy to me but not your typical beauty that looks the same as the rest, in other words kind of average but has a uniqueness that gives me a raging boner for her despite not being a 10/10
>fun to be around/talk to
>doesn't care about politics or won't write me off for not sharing the same views as her
>wants me as much as I want her
Basically just the last one really, I don't fucking ask for much Jesus Christ..
bumparoni soup
>>29557198
>right wing views
what a surprise.
Fuck it. This isn't realistic but OP said ideal.
>Extremely loyal
>Ultranationalist.
>Between 4/10 and 7/10
>Below 5'5.
>Wants a family
>Realises that I can't be some monolithic pillar of dependence 24/7 and sometimes need to be cuddled.
>Virgin before me.
>Has a traditional way of looking at things. Is disgusted with how oversexualised everything is now.
>Feels as old as I feel.
>No friends but me.
>Understands that I need to be alone sometimes.
>Wears cute dresses almost exclusively.
>Favourite sleeping position is with her head on my chest, but doesn't mind being the big spoon sometimes.
>Essentially, the perfect wife.
I know it's impossible for a 3D woman to have any of these, but that's what I'd consider ideal.
> Indian
> Buys into white culture
> Enjoys vidya
> Has an accent
> Not obese
I don't really want a GF, but that's the kind of girl I've been fantasizing about lately.
>>29557198
>Willing to cuddle with me and drag me out to social events.
>Does not drink, wouldn't mind her smoking weed with me.
>Being a virgin not required but as op said she had better not be a slut
>Willing to resolve an argument with rough sex
>Willing to have 3 kids with me
>Ass and tits not required but she has to be skinny and have a pretty face.
>Wouldn't mind occasionally playing videogames with me.
>Likes me for my awkwardness and corny jokes
>Skin color doesn't matter to me but I'd prefer black or Indian. Would settle for a white girl, no Asians though.
>Would sometime force me to eat her pussy.
![[HorribleSubs] Ore Monogatari!! - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.09_[2016.06.27_10.26.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gzTPDDr.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Ore Monogatari!! - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.09_[2016.06.27_10.26.26].jpg")
A skinny, short, disney tale naive girl who (most important) loves me forever.
You asked for ideal. I know she doesn't exists
>>29561990
if she was traditional she wouldnt tolerate some little pussy like you
rose but this is really nice too
>>29562097
Like I said; ideal, not realistic.
I know that a man having any kind of feelings is bad. I just wish I had the idea that men can't cry taught to me a little more thoroughly.
Ah well. I don't want anything to do with 3D women now anyway. I've learned that 2D is superior and is incapable of betrayal.
Tangible
>at least 200 pounds. should have a belly
>under six feet, but not too short
>pale. the whiter the better
>a decent pair of tits. D cups sound nice.
>dark hair. could be dark red, dark brown, black. anything dark.
>dimples over her knuckles. i love that
>blushes easily
>hymen intact
>and pretty eyes :3
Intangible:
>well-read, even if it's just manga.
>at least as inexperienced in relationships as I am
>likes to cuddle and get close to me
>can hold her own in a conversation and is passionate about one or two subjects
>maybe a bit clingy
>is into skeletons
if only, right?
>>29562044
>I don't really want a GF, but that's the kind of girl I've been fantasizing about lately.
hits too close to home, homie. I've got nothing going on in my life, I've never talked to a girl my own age, and am practically undateable.
>>29559280
This is exactly my gf, except for the killing part.
>>29562112
My sister is playing this game right now. I told her the girl was hot, I liked seeing her ribcage. "It's Ellen Page she's a lesbian."
Fuck. Really? She dresses like a tomboy irl, she is so fuckin cute.
Personality
>enjoys talking to/being around me, but not obnoxiously clingy
>likes to cuddle
>not too demanding but also slightly dependent
>fine with spending the entire day in bed with me watching movies and eating delivery pizza
>no drugs, little or no alcohol
>not a lot of friends
>preferably virgin but as long as she's not a slut it's alright i guess
>few or no prior boyfriends
Appearance
>significantly shorter than me but not a sub 5 foot midget (I'm 6'0" so 5'2-4" is good)
>no tattoos
>no piercings
>natural colored hair of any color
>pretty eyes
>A-C cup tits
Typing this is making me sad.
>intelligent, cynical
>doesn't have to share my views, just have to be open minded about them
>proportional, average body
>decent face
>loyal
My ideal girl is a short, petite little thing with green eyes, dark hair, and a cold, cynical attitude. She'd be driven towards her goals would and expect a lot of herself and of me. I'd admire her and want to become a better person just for her sake. She would have to be able to forgive me for being forgetful, and bipolar, and a little stubborn. And if we could read together in silence on the couch, if we could take stupid long hot bubble baths together in candle light, if we could laugh in bed at stupid things together, if we could cook our meals together, if we could have all the silly little fights and love each other more for it, I'd give that damn girl the whole world on a silver platter and not one single fucking brick less. She would never forget that she is the most beautiful woman to me, and she would always have a reason to smile. Whatever that girl needs, I'd deliver.
I'm not mr. ideal that is for sure, but show me a girl like that, and I'll show you what a man can do.
>>29562156
Why do you say that, anon? What makes you undateable?
>>29558967
Is that fucking Android 18?
>>29562397
those dont exist, you are forever alone
>alterhacker
How is it possible for one person to be so perfect?
>white
>2D
>massive breasts
Why settle for anything else?
>virgin that doesn't like sex
That's all I want.
I'm an expert in masturbation and I don't want her to feel inadequate compared to my hands and onaholes.
We can cuddle and all that, but I want nothing to do with her vagina
>>29562629
How can she not like sex if she's a virgin?
If you ever find this girl I'll make sure to pass by every week with my bull squad to ravage her and fill her womb, just to make sure she hasn't developed a taste for our long black rods. It sure would be a shame for her needs to be unfulfilled. ;-)
>>29557424
attainable gf goals
virgin fascist gothic lolita
>listens to punk
>loves black
>dark humor
>loves animals but could still kill one
>likes horror, gore, death
>isn't an idealist with American Pie dreams
>speaks her mind
>brutally honest
>is in to counter-culture and conspiracy
>rebellious
>accepts things for what they are
>>29558743
>>29559249
who else /paradise circus/
>Likes film, politics, anime, video-games, music, doesn't have to be the same stuff but I hope we can do stuff together and have a good time
>Likes to go out and do things
>Likes me for me
>We can maintain an honest relationship, so I don't end up feeling like I'm constantly being lied to
>Somewhat cute
>My age or younger (19)
>Shorter than me (5'11)
>Similar sense of humor
>I can be my comfortably be my self around her
get at me bby
>lame humor sense, makes a lot of puns and other bad jokes, plus laughs at mine
>likes dank memes, 10/10 if political memes
>not entitled, answering kindness with equal amount of kindness
>likes meeting people, doesn't mind going out a lot
>doesn't mind alcohol and smoking
>independent but knows how to accept help
>artistic in some ways (would be ideal if she could draw in cartoon/comic/manga style, awesome if she can sing/play music, very cool if she'd write stories)
>not very sexual
>not fat
>light-colored hair (dyed or natural, doesn't matter)
>perfect if her height is between 4'11-5'4
And the last one makes it unattainable fantasea:
>cares more about loyalty and being good bros than about muh spark in the vagoogoo
> 6/10
> nice person
> have a few hobbies in common, not even a lot of them (cinema, books, art)
> is open to try things with me - games, anime, board games
> likes to cuddle
>me but female
I'll never connect with normal females after spending so much time here, and "fembots" are worse than normal girls.
Can (and like to) cook, wants to marry, wants kids, isn't a fatass. That's almost perfect for me.
>Will take charge in the relationship or atleast put in equal effort. I'm not a cuck but I like it when a girl initiates or tells me what to do. I find it impressive.
>Doesn't smoke cigs but will smoke weed with me on occasion. I kind of want to quit cigs but a girl is the only thing that would make me consider it.
>Is okay with staying in most of time and just cuddling and watching shit films.
>Doesn't talk to a shit load of men that are eagerly waiting to replace me.
>Dresses conservitively
>Listens to me and realises my profound nature.
>Curly hair
>Is atleast 6/10 even on a bad day
>>29562044
>wanting a POO IN LOO
>>29557198
>she exists
>she is attracted to me
Hey guys, why don't you post pics of the girls who have the ideal aappearance
>>29562464
I sure as hell wouldn't date me. All I want is a fat, short, nerdy gf, but even that girl is human and therefore has reasonable expectations of me. If I can't even talk to her, it will never get off the ground.
>>29562138
pic very related
oreganaldo
>not fat
>not fat
>not fat
>not fat
>not fat
>not fat
>not fat
Fuck you robots desu
>>29557198
>No nosense, honest, loyal
>Willing to better herself alongside me
>Not a deformed face
>Life and let life attitude when it comes to friends and hobbies
>Not a massive slut
>Wants to be a mother someday
Yeah I know. I'm way to idealistic.
>>29562856
It's funny you should mention that, because I am black myself.
I don't need a bull, but thanks for the offer.
Relationships do not revolve around sex.
If she so desires sex, she's not gonna be in a relationship with me.
>>29557198
>pure white, preferably European
>realistic modern far right views
>not a submissive pushover, not a demanding bitch, but in-between
>virginity not necessary, but preferably less than 3 sexual partners
>proud nationalist
>comfortable to be around
>good argument resolution
>will point out my flaws, and help me to overcome them (I shall do the same)
>good family
That's the ideal...
>>29558384
You mean Eliza?
>>29562247
It is a great pity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwWLiT9ILVc
>>29565062
She is confirmed for underaged slut. Avoid, avoid and avoid.
>>29564765
It's a thread about ideal gf, no? Only fetishists would say a fat girl is their ideal.
Are you a fat girl? If yes, then would you not have problem with dating a fat guy? I think you'd prefer a chiseled one wouldn't you
Tho for me I don't want a fat one mostly because I'm skinny as fuck, too insecure to date a girl who weights dozens of kilos more than me
>>29564765
here ya go fatty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
>>29557198
Ashley is all i could ever want
>>29565212
>tfw no petite short haired skinny gf
fuck my life
>>29564765
Would you date a short guy? I bet you wouldn't.
>>29557278
Roastie is toastie. Fucking in relationships is fine generally. Cheating or being town bike are exceptions to that.
Reading this thread as a 26 year old makes me realise how behind losers like us really are in terms of knowing what to do with ourselves. How you people feel in this thread was how i felt as well when i was 19-22. Now im 26 i now know what I would've and should've done when I was 22 or younger but that means shit all because im not at that age anymore
F
>>29557198
one who isn't mentally insane and can think properly and can be serious when necessary
so basically a dude with a vagina
>>29565367
So you added a F to get to post your shitty copy pasta that means nothing and contributes nothing. Kill yourself you pathetic waste of space
Original comment not necessary
>>29558304
You're implying people don't like stacies because they're intimidating. People don't like stacies because they look the same, hardly have natural beauty and have the personality of a dead fucking fish.
There are certain standards of beauty, stacies just don't have those lovely physical quirks.
>>29565423
Aryan Angel
Roasties get so mad whenever I post her
None can compare to this goddess
>>29565494
She must smell wonderful. I wish i could cuddle with her ;_;
>>29565626
The angels must sing whenever you get near her
I bet her hair smells like spring and is as soft as a newborn kitten
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass and barbed wire just to have a glimpse of this goddess
>very affectionate
>loyal
>loves me for who I am, finds my autism adorable
>supports my artistic endeavours even when they're terrible
>kinda clingy
>on the quiet side
>cute smile
great now I'm even more depressed, thanks OP
>>29557198
Let me translate for you OP
>emotional but only when I think it's alright
>conservative (no woman has any reason to be conservative nowadays)
>is submissive but isn't submissive depending on what I want her to be
>is straight engage but isn't straight edge, depending on what I am deciding to do in a given situation
>not great looking or terrible looking, she has to have a weird plain aesthetic that only I can appreciate
>no sex ever okay fine maybe a little sex but she has to regret it
>will work her ass off and pay for me and my obnoxious neet spawn to live and do nothing
>doesnr make use of the most alluring tools young women today have at their disposal to feel like special unique little superior snowflakes
>oh and she has to have my same stupid pleb taste in movies and listen to me wax poetic about Jodorowsky and Refn all the time. After she gets home from work of course.
GEE WHY AM I ALONE
Pic related to be completely honest with all of you lads
>>29565922
Lmao blown out roastie detected
Jamal skip child support again?
>>29565922
OP here, you forgot the part when I said we BOTH have high paying jobs. It's a give and take.
Also, Refn's shit and what's wrong with movies like El Topo and The Holy Mountain?
>red hair, green eyes, dsls, pretty smile, freckles, sexy voice, shortstack, small feet and hands
>likes horror movies and sci-fi, plays table games, likes pretty much any anime or video game but isn't super into it unless it's really good. Decent at video games, likes to go places
>loyal, smart enough to not do stupid shit that results in date rape, dumb enough that she thinks she can't find a guy better than me, funny, charismatic, empathetic, loves to be a wife and provide, not a prude when it comes to sex and is open to new things
>>29557779
What about vr
>>29565952
El topo is good i thought, holy mountain is a symbolic wankfest. I mostly find his" "theory" about film being used to transfer the effects of LSD to an audience as some form of high brow art to be laughably stupid.
Happy to find another anon that hates refn, most faggots will say drive is bad to be contrarian but hold dearly to Only God and are waiting on bates breath for that Fanning shit. I wanted to like Valhalla so bad...
>>29566082
>Happy to find another anon that hates refn, most faggots will say drive is bad to be contrarian but hold dearly to Only God and are waiting on bates breath for that Fanning shit. I wanted to like Valhalla so bad...
>>>r/films
>dark hair
>never uncomfortable
>likes to play games
>enjoys to cuddle and be close with me
>has a cute laugh and laughs a lot
That's it.
>patient enough with me to understand how terrifying intimacy is for me
>not desperate for sex/slutty
>decent taste in games
>at least somewhat similar taste in music
>natural hair colour
>not fat (skinny preferred so that I don't feel like shit for being skeletal)
>enjoys the quiet moments of just chilling out and chatting
I feel like I'm too picky but whatever.
>doesn't browse on neither chan nor reddit. Especially 9fag.
>borderline autistic
>sing both parts of the duet
>holds ur hand when ure nervous
Brb im killing myself
Let's see. At 26 my standards are these and only these:
>Dark hair
>Reads
>Fashion sense like Wednesday
>Doesn't do social media
>Isn't one of these absurd feminist types
I think these are the essentials. Don't see them going any lower from here on out. Said a different way--because standard threads sort of bug me with how simplistic they have to be--
I want the sort of woman who would pace the widow's walk in a storm.
When I was a senior in college, I helped a professor of mine in the architecture school organize an exhibition of a hundred drawings he had done over the course of his career. That semester, for shits I took a freshman level English course because my electives were done, and I thought it would be fun to go back and read some things at that level that I wasn't paying attention to when I was 18.
In any case, there was this quiet dark haired freshman girl. I liked her. She didn't say much. After class at the end of the semester I caught her outside and asked if she wanted to go and see an exhibition at the architecture school with me. The way her eyes lit up; it's a sight. We walked over and wandered through my professor's work. She didn't just stand around me. She moved off and put her nose on them, interested in her own right. She really looked at the work. We got coffee on a regular schedule after that until I moved away for grad school. Haven't spoken to her since then.
I want a woman to look at my drawings the way she looked at his.
She starts her senior year this fall. I hope she's well, you guys.
>>29557198
depressed
a NEET
likes music/films/anime/manga/games etc.
maybe plays an instrument or wants to make or play music with me
likes cats
likes rainy weather
likes winter or fall the most
likes comfy things
not preoccupied with politics and societal problems
interested in a relationship rather than sex
more lazy than adventurous
willing to live somewhere near a forest or a beach or a small barely populated area
looks don't matter
gender doesn't matter
really the only thing that matters is that they'd like me at all in the first place which is impossible
>>29557256
that sounds sweet
id like one with a deep voice like lizzy caplan. id just like lizzy caplan to be with
>>29557803
This except willing to be codependent rather than emotionally independent.
Roll you inbreds
>>29565212
oh ashley..ashley!!! come baaaaccckk!
>>29557198
who is the >girl in OP?
>not originallando
>short
>red hair
>blue eyes
>is racist
>is willing to live away from civilisation
>is fit
>can cook
>is a virgin
>is well read in the classics
>can play at least one instrument
My ideal GF:
>Can get upset or sad but bounces back with calm, has decent self control.
>Intelligent but doesn't feel the need to posture or flaunt it/rates herself as less intelligent than she is.
>Sense of humor that has little to nothing off limits. (Sarcasm is shit tier)
>Isn't spineless/doesn't bend over backwards for strangers/friend groups.
>Doesn't give much of a shit about what people think of her.
>Doesn't fuck around on social networking, doesn't tolerate even a single orbiter or anyone overstepping her boundaries. Absolutely no social networking horseshit. No instagram selfie posting.
>Sees a relationship as a two man team investment that gains in value with work put in and requiring strong, strong commitment.
>Looks after her other half when they're down but allows herself to be vulnerable too.
>Takes it easy but knows how to keep things clean and tidy at a baseline.
>Creative, enjoys crafts and other things that show she's capable of knowing what it's like to put work into something that doesn't reward you immediately and is frustrating at first.
>Enjoy games and adventure and all that, of any kind.
>Creatively lewd and open minded.
>Isn't grossly overweight because it's objectively bad.
>Sort of observer-moderate, knows that politically the pendulum just swings left and right every 40 years with the same retarded mistakes made by both sides, but willing to use qualities from both sides when the time calls for it.
>Doesn't have to agree with me on everything. I like someone who I can trust to back themselves up against me, because then I know they'll back themselves up for us, against others.
>No tats, no drug use, no piercings, all markers of bad decision making/social influenceability.
I bet no one fits this massive laundry list.Except for my girlfriend who I've been with for years now, who I adore.
>>29558384
oh hey that's pretty much me
>>29564999
lol that girl has dyed hair
she's probably turkish desu
>>29566650
htttp://beebunny.tumblr.com/tagged/breehasaface
>>29557198
>calming and gentle nature
>enjoys a decent overlap of interests (I am moderately broad minded in that sense, so it's not difficult)
>intelligent enough to bring something fresh to intellectual topics that are discussed (I am an INTP so trying to categorize and understand the world is an ongoing thing for me)
>slim, but with a round booty, size matters less than shape, definitely that good shape, ideally smaller sized boobs, nothing crazy going on with them
>pretty face, high cheekbone type look
>Ideally not a trap, but if they are that's ok if they are everything else, but only if they are everything else.
>has a decent sexual appetite
tfw I had all of that in a trap gf but lost her just about 4 years ago and am still hurting.
>>29557198
200+ iq
makes me laugh
used to be broken but learned how to fix herself
shares insights I missed
pale
athletic / skinny
blue eyes / brunette
fucks atleast twice a day
doesn't care about money
wants to conquer the universe with me
will donate her genetically superior eggs for my harem to raise
will be a good home maker and keep earth clean of jews
>>29559899
>
>>29559909
pretty much, unless someone hustles real fucking hard, or hits a life lottery.
>>29567229
200+? I would almost not want to breed with someone that up there, wouldn't want to dilute that.
>loves me for who I truly am
>doesn't mind that I rapidly become overattatched
>Will stalk my social media while I stalk hers
>Kissless Virgin, like me
There's no such thing though.
>kind to most people but can get pissed when wronged
>loves cuddling
>can accept my political views if she doesn't share them
>likes being tickled
>brown or black hair
>brown eyes
>taller than 5'4"
>respects animals
>exercises
>is okay with me being a wigger
>is okay with me perfoming pro wrestling moves on her
>>29567488
You can do that anon, that is more of a hard to find, look hard thing, as apposed to a wanting something that is out of your league thing.
>>29557198
Someone who loves me for who I am is my only request
>>29567416
It doesn't work like that. The parents of a 200+ need not be, and often are not 200+. Also intelligent parents can have dumber offspring. Although eugenics does work in the long term, through generations.
>>29568793
I mean society should be thinking about the longterm when it comes to such people. Really eugenics would eventually create a much better society.
>>29557198
>not politically apathetic, enjoys political discussion, and reading political theory and literature
>is studying something they're passionate about (bonus points of math, physics, chemistry, or biology)
>enjoys hiking
>is into a wide variety of music and vidya
>not incredibly submissive but not a ballbusting femdom
>lifts or would consider lifting
>is somewhat socially awkward and introverted
>not easily offended / doesn't flip out over little things
This is the ideal, probably doesn't exist, but it'd be nice to meet a girl with most of these qualities
>fun and willing to be a lazy piece of shit like me but also able to do some adventures
>willing to be a weeb and a nerd but also enjoy doing stuff outside once in a while like shooting stuff innawoods
>willing to have sex often
>red hair is a plus
That's literally it. I'm seriously considering making a tulpa since I'm never going to have a girlfriend. It's either self induced schizophrenia for companionship or suicide.
i want a submissive fuck up that needs me to control their life because they can't handle doing it themselves.
come live in my house and i'll tell you what do.
>ambitious and driven by something even if she doesn't fully know what it is
>doesn't feel fully content just being a "social animal," needs a deeper well of meaning in her life
>is not interested in meaningless sex with strangers
>deeply suspects male attraction toward her of being more insulting and objectifying than it is complimentary
>open-minded and able to accept people for being somewhat weird or unorthodox
>reasonably attractive, in line with my current tastes (petite girls with shapely asses that aren't huge)
>understands and can sympathize with my political views, doesn't need to be completely in line with them as long as she didn't go full retard
>unhappy with life as it is, aware enough to realize that things are bad
>down to get fucked up with me, but not someone who's totally innocent in regards to that because I wouldn't want to drag someone down this shitty path
>not a SJW type
>compatible with me sex/fetish wise (into spanking and mild sadomasochism)
>willing to indulge me in my stupid hobbies
>reasonably outdoorsy, or at least willing to learn
>ditto goes for cooking. It's okay if she isn't very good at it as long as she's willing to learn
That's basically it. I have high standards I guess.
I'm already friends for her for a few months.
She's the greatest girl i've met in years.
I like everything about her, and could see myself being with her for the rest of my life.
But she's way too good for me, and i'm just a nobody.
>weeb
>virgin
>looks like this
>posts on /soc/
>>29570357
4chan has conditioned me to expect a dick to flop out at some point during that.
>>29566524
You sound like you'd be alright as long as you don't do a lot of drugs and would be willing to exercise
>manic depressive
>borderline
>suicidal
>psychologically weak
>emotionally fragile
>full of traumas and shit
>full of emotional crisis
>looks up to me in some aspects
>enjoys being cared for
>doesn't care that my interest in movies/tv series/anime/videogame is literally less than zero
Basically a fragile little bitch I can take care of, and that will be a nice contrast personality to my annoying boastful hyperactivity
>>29570525
Borderline is kind of a requirement for me too. When they're in a good mood it's infectious, and when they're not you get to go all white knight, and when you succeed in that it feels amazing.
That's speaking from just knowing people with it, I've never been in a relationship with one, not that I've been in a relationship at all.
I also just crave suffering, so that plays into it too.
>>29570451
That's obviously a girl, anon. What is wrong with you?
>>29570581
For me it also plays on the element of liking girls who I can feel this weird paternal thing towards, even if she's years older than me.
>>29570666
Constantly seeing people who are "obviously girls" whip out a massive cock at the end of the .webm/.gif on here. That's what's wrong with me.
I'm not a trap faggot, I'm just used to it.
>>29570730
Oh yeah, daddy issues are a huge part of it. With the girl who I talked to who had it, it felt amazing to get all paternalistic and calm her down when she felt like shit.
I feel like a bad person.
11/10
6'0 and above (taller than me)
Slim and fit
Mindmelting ass and tits
Industrial strength vagina, mouth and anus
Stunning (like a taser) face
Loyal as a dog (Golden retriever)
Smart (175 IQ)
Great career (in STEM) with female (plain) boss
Open to the idea of inviting other women into our sexual relationship (no cucking)
Regards other males in a strict strict platonic manner, basically sexless amoeba
Knows judo so she can fuck up and guy who tries to grope her
No substance abuse (caffeine okay)
Rich as fuck (economically independent)
Generous to me and close family
Doesn't want kids, willing to clone her cells to create offspring (only Chads)
If any femanon fits the description, please email me your future prince.
>>29570763
>get all paternalistic and calm her down when she felt like shit.
I relate strongly
>>29570864
It ended with her hugging me and quietly sobbing into my shoulder while murmuring that I was a great person. That was pretty fucking amazing.
>ideal girl
>ideal
>girl
>not ideal boy
You're all biocucks, slaves to your biological impulses to fuck vacuous vajewjees instead of smashing superior boipucci.
You silly faggots, I pity you all.
>>29571143
>>>/lgbt/
Go play with your friends.
>>29570733
Don't let trapfags get to you
Originaell
fuck trapfags, seriously
an organ in ale comb mint
>>29557198
I want my complete opposite.
I want a big dumb extrovert who can make friends on a whim, makes bad decisions and has constant mood swings.
Bonus points if she plays bass or drums.
>>29557198
>not liberal
>down to fuck
choose only one, you fucking autist.
>>29572236
Check out this retard real quick guys
>intelligent
>has critical thinking skills
>is into philosophy
>passionate about something
>spontaneous
>genuine, speaks her mind
>likes to travel
>we can laugh at silly things but also have mature conversations
>caring
>>29557198
>wont force me to socialize with her family
>doesnt generally socialize anyways (implied non promiscuity)
that's it
>>29557198
>loyal
>trusts me completely
>trustworthy enough to let me trust here completely (I trust absolutely no-one right now though)
>likes nature
>doesn't care much about sex, and likes the idea of a platonic relationship (as in the way Plato said a relationship should be, not completely sexless, but it's about love, and sex should only be used for love, not for pleasure)
>likes to talk
>likes to cuddle
>likes the idea of permaculture and living outside of a city
>germanic pagan
>Doesn't drink too much and doesn't smoke
>would like to get a malinois or shikoku
>would like to have kids
>national socialist tendencies
>nice face
>no piercings, preferably no earrings as well
>no oversized tits/ass
>pale skin
>freckles
>red hair
>green eyes
>likes wearing sweaters
>likes weapons (despite the fact that you can't actually get any firearms in this cuck country.)
Wouldn't it be amazing if she actually existed
I really want to kill myself now
fashy grill
>not interested in most girls around my age or younger because they're all entitled cunts
>can't stand social media and their obsession with it
>meet the perfect girl by chance online, exactly what I want
>really pretty, introverted, down to earth, not into social media, doesn't really watch tv or anything like that, good at painting, good at playing piano, has never even had her first kiss, and we have a lot of random things in common
>don't like people much, barely even talk to my best friends
>can talk to this girl for hours without feeling like I have to put in any effort
>she isn't into me at all
>feel like she's exactly what I need to fix me, but I can never have her
I don't believe in that whole thing about meeting the perfect person for you being predetermined or whatever, but to me it's so weird that I found her this way. Kills me that she isn't into me though. I guess I'll be alone forever.
Y'all robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uq9ORLaaos
>female
>taller than 4'11
>any race
>tolerable facial features
>less than chubby
>willing to get /fit with me
>eats healthy
>not emotionally dependent on people
>doesn't always need to talk and can just enjoy each other's presence
>doesn't need to go out all the time
>mutual honesty and hides nothing from me
>loyalty
>open about her feelings
>doesn't get upset that I may seem to be an asshole because I am blunt
>personal growth
>has her own hobbies and is willing to share them with me
>likes/wants kids
>likes animals
>prefers downtempo music
>>29574490
>>can't stand social media and their obsession with it
>meanwhile spends 90% of his time on 4chan
>straight dark brunette hair
>big butt
>don't care about tits
>not fat, slightly chubbs is ok
>actually enjoys spending time with me regardless of what we're doing
>isn't a bitch
>loyal and won't trade up as soon as some better option comes around
that's about it, everything else is superfluous, hobbies don't really matter, music taste doesn't matter
>>29574519
nobody actually expects this shit, these are ideal girls we're describing. Most people here would probably be happy with someone who is somewhat like them.
>>29557198
>not fat
>not insane
>dtf
>generally nice person, will not make a point of trying to fuck me over if we break up
>>29557198
>Not a whore
>Not fat
>Enjoyable to interact with
>Not hard to look at
Ideal?
>green eyes
>long blond hair
>about as tall as me
>neither skelly nor fat
>has gone through roughly the same shit that I've been through
>loyal
But the be honest I can't be bothered to give a shit about any of that, all I want is someone who truly understands me. I'd go for the craziest fucking bitch on this whole fucking planet if she'd understand me.
>>29570763
That's nice, but who's going to feel maternal towards men with mental issues?
>Cutie pie
>Just over 5'0 so I can pick her up and carry her around
>Chin length hair
>Confident, energetic, and excitable
>Encourages me whenever I feel insecure
>Loves cuddling
>Flirts and initiates sex often
>Switch between gentledom and submissive
>Outgoing and forces me out of my comfort zone
>Non-Art Major
>Addicted to spooning
>Holds me and tells me that I'm a good guy, that she likes being with me, and that I deserve her whenever I feel like shit
