>So tell me, why were my parents so hesitent to let me spend time with you, uncle anon?
>>29556248
Probably because I stopped viewing your mother as part of my family a long time ago.
>>29556248
In order to answer your question, I must ask another question:
What do you know about the Jews?
>>29556248
ask them, you dumb cunt. now shut up, stop shitposting and eat your fucking food, bitch.
Because you keep giving me those "fuck me" eyes you little slut
>steak rhymes with shake
why
Because I'm a suicidal, racist alcoholic who plays video games 8 hours a day. Also I fucked your mom when we were teenagers and she can't move past the fact that my dick got her off harder than your dad's ever will.
>>29556248
Quite possibly because I'm not your uncle in blood and I'm a virgin.
>>29556248
this doesn't make sense, a normal 16 year old girl wouldn't want to hang out with her uncle
Your mother bullied me mercilessly when I was a teenager and she's worried I'll try to turn you against her or something. You already know how much of a paranoid narcissist she is.
>>29556248
what kinda steak n shake is that, ours is literal trash
>>29556351
9/10 my robot friend
well written, sensible chuckle was had
>>29556425
Most of it's true, too. I don't know how her sex life is but I did hit that, and it has been the cause of a lot of awkwardness. It's probably mostly the "suicidal alcoholic" bit, though.
>>29556248
Because your parents want you to grow up and get married so they can have grandkids. They think that hanging out with me will turn you into a failure like me.
In reality your dad is a little bitch and that's why he doesn't let you do cool stuff. After this we're going out to the arcade and then you're going to learn how to drive.
>>29556248
>Tfw no steak n shake near by
>Can't experience their god tier burgers, fries, and cheese sauce
>not getting the parmesan cheese 'n herbs seasoned fries
>>29556304
Fuck you anon, you made me spill my tea on the keyboard
I wish my siblings were hesitant to leave their kids with me. I swear I'm babysitting somebody's kid almost every day of the week. Luckily they're easy to entertain. I've got a streaming setup for tv so I just park them in front of it and let them watch cartoons or whatever. I don't even like kids.
>>29556480
Freddy's Steakburgers is 10x better. A little bit more expensive and no waiters, but the service is better and the food is incredible
>>29556248
This hits way too close to home. My sister in law won't let me see any of my nieces because she considers me "creepy". I have never even done anything. Its just because I am khv. My brother has zero problems with me though. My father stopped speaking to me after calling me a disappointment though and being solely responsible for killing the family name for not breeding.
>>29556723
Every robots' dads don't understand how hard it is for us to breed
>>29556487
this is wat concerns you...
>>29556677
THEY DON'T HAVE THEM HERE EITHER
REEE I FUCKING HATE SOUTHWEST WASHINGTON REEE
ALL WE FUCKING HAVE IS KF FUCKING C
>>29556723
But you have a brother to carry on the name?
>>29556248
Your mother's a bitch and I remind your father every day that he made a huge mistake.
Anyway finish up, I promised I'd buy you some new sandals
>>29556758
good things should be experienced when the world is full of so much shit.
Because my family hates me for "besmirching the family name" and your mom's a turbocunt who looks down on me for not being religious. That's also why you never get to see your cousins, by the way.
>>29556832
He has 5 daughters and can't afford more kids. Plus he is 16 years older than me so hes done having kids leaving me the only other son being the last hope to carry the family name because we are the first generation in 9 generations to have more than 1 son.
>>29556851
>buy you some new sandals
my mom told me not to show you my feet!
why did she say that, uncle anon?
>>29556923
she's jealous that you have much prettier feet.
>>29556304
holy kek
good one anon
THIS IS JUST A STEAK N SHAKE AD, WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>29557066
Wtf is steak n shake?
>>29556897
>daughters can't carry on the family line
Very discriminatory.
>>29557074
It's a fast food chain; their name comes from their claim that "they use all the cuts; including the steak ones" in their ground beef.
Really thin patties, so they cook fast, and have an interesting crispy texture around the edges, and shoestring fries, so they also cook quickly.
It can be decent for a late night food option, and the shakes are pretty good.
>>29557193
Traditionally, no, they can't.
However, in THE CURRENT YEAR, I'm pretty sure there are some women who get beta bucks to take a hyphen, if not their last name.
>>29557634
Gender traditions are highly eligible for scrutiny and critical analysis in a post-agrarian society.
>>29556366
This post is way too underrated. This probably works on so many teens.
>>29556923
that fucking tongue
she needs some water, stat
>>29556248
Oh, I wouldn't worry about it, it's nothing really.
How could I not bump such an amazing and original threed!
>>29556248
Well sugar plumb your dear uncle here has certain urges and keeps getting in trouble around young girls the little minx I was with TOLD me she 18 that's all I'm allowed to say in the matter
>>29556897
"9 generations"
why do white people keep track of this stuff
>>29557272
how much of a cow is even the steak part lol
>>29556248
Because your dad doesn't trust me much since I fucked your mom.
>>29559802
It's pretty easy when you actually know your dad, Jamal. :^)
>>29559836
lol nigger my family name can be traced back to the year 500 ad in an ancient book can you say the same thing about your's faggot
>>29556248
Did she put her fries into the milkshake....?
>americans
>>29556304
Kek, choked laughing
>>29559857
It's the only fucking way.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
