>sister and boyfriend are fooling around in the next room
cuck. that's YOUR sister
>>29555401
What can I do to stop this
>>29555419
Barge in and throw a bucket of water on them. If you can't find a bucket a vase will do or a large bowl is even better. You need as much water over as much surface area as you can possibly get. DO IT ANON. I BELIEVE IN YOU.
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pls play the sound of locusts swarming loud enough that they hear
>>29555242
well you can just kill them
>>29555419
If you're bullshitting. Get off the Internet and do something better with your time.
if you're serious. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you want tard nephews and nieces?
Barge in there and scream tribal chants at them so loud that your parents and neighbors hear. Wear your undergarments on your head if you want to add some effects to it.
>>29555419
Go lick your sister's boyfriends taint while he's balls deep in your sister. That'll show him!
>>29555656
OOOGA BOOGA MAKALAKAKA SAKA MAKA
Scream at them.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>go on short with my family and my brother's girlfriend's family
>in car with my parents, my bro, and my bro's gf
>in back row of seats with bro and his gf
>they were all over each other
>they were all over each other wherever we were over the weekend
>we vacationed along a coast, so i felt like drifting out to sea for two days
>>29555678
DOADOA HATA HATA CHAK CHAK CHAK
>>29555476
That's gay. Just barge in and say you will not have those shenanigans in your household and tell Chad to go home, she'll call you later. He has to respect your house, if he is a man, that is.
If that fails, call the fucking cops m8.
>>29555709
>>29555678
>>29555656
I forgot, grab some frying pans and slap them together. They can also be used as a weapon FYI
>>29555774
I'd also a bonus if you're a nigger.
>>29555774
bonus points if you make chicken sounds
>>29555242
Put on a sheet and bust screaming
"I'm the abstinence ghost"
>"That's a pretty big dong"
Sis and bf turn around simultaneously
>4you
>leave room to get some water
>it's only 8PM but my parents have gone to bed
>as I'm walking down to the kitchen I can hear my mom moaning
>about to fill up my glass when I hear a second person moaning
>poke head into main room and see my brother fucking his 8/10, 5'1", thick thighs, fat ass short stack gf
>don't get a drink
>go back to my room
>cry myself to sleep
>>29555242
Put your ass against the wall and release your anger, a battlecry of your viking ancestors in Valhalla. As the vibrations echo through the walls, filling the house, know that Odin smiles at you.
>>29555242
Record it please http://vocaroo.com/
Crank up the volume on some porn of course
hell0deodfeok
is that you, eliot?
Hey guys, Elliot Roger here.
>>29556934
Seconding this.
Also add extremely loud fake orgasms of your own.
>Chad brother's room is upstairs right over mine
>brings his girlfriend home and fucks her while I'm there
>ceiling squeaking over and over
