>>29550142 reminded me of an old epic tale worth retelling.
Guess I'll post other thread screenshots while I'm at it.
I doubt I have much more like that so it's on you homos if you want it to be more of a misogyny thread.
keep forgetting i actually have to type
damn i'm never getting those trips
correct horse battery staple
This would be faster were I not half blind.
Well if I have to post just for image dumps then you're getting some pasta.
Oh you're going to love this one. Fucking Plouton.
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To be very honest, this was probably the best boner I've had. Ever.
Don't get me started on hentai; that's a cheap fap. Real porn? Last ditch effort at best. Ecchi series? Good for a workout of your fap hand, nothing more. Arararagimonogatari toothbrushing? That shit was automated piston action. I went fucking automobile in my trousers, like some theoretical third hand going as fast as my mind could process. Shit, you couldn't get the world's smartest super computer to calculate the speed of the phantom fap going on. It's just a simple tooth brush in someone else's mouth, yet that shit was more enticing than a million stoking hot bitches lezzing it out in a god damned WWE fucking CAGED MATCH with god damned chainsaws just to get the chance to sniff your dick. That fucking scene was more delicious than the thought of sticking your dick in warm chocolate in Willy Wonka's factory while chowing down on everlasting gobstoppers. This shit was Number 1 recommended by dentists, god damn.
We need more *-brush scenes, god damn.
Yes, that was an exaggeration. Though I'd be lying if I said I didn't get a boner thicker than a thousand-year old tree trunk.
Madoka sacrificed everything she had to spend eternity abolishing witches from all timelines.
Homura is doomed to watch her only friend die over and over again.
Kyouko watched her father murder her whole family and then take his own life.
Mami lost her entire family in a car crash.
Sayaka doesn't have a boyfriend.
I'll do maybe 15 if nobody else contributes.
The anime Kinsey scale:
(Straight) Yuyushiki - K-ON - Bleach - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Legend of the Galactic Heroes (Gay)
How to properly watch anime:
1: download a hardsubbed xvid re-encode of the show you want from TT. make sure its a horriblesubs funimation rip
2: encode it as 1920x1080 x264, open in in aegisub and add in some fabulous karaoke for all the insert songs
3: encode back to a 704x480 xvid
4: encode to 1280x720 rmvb
5: encode back to 704x480 xvid. following this stage you now can now decode it with 3 different codecs for thrice the playback power!
6: open in vlc
7: take screenshots of each individual frame
8: record the audio with your phone
9: encode the audio from the phone to 7.1 flac to reduce rotational velocidensity
10: encode it again to q-1.0 vorbis
11: encode it again to 192kbps aac
12: make a slideshow of the screenshots with windows movie maker
13: add in your audio
14: add in some linkin park to play alongside the audio, it's like watching an amv!
15: use windows movie makers build in encoder to encode to youtube size
16: upload to youtube, add in loads of annotations and emoticons
17: download the .flv from youtube
18: open in vlc
19: nagisa dies at the end of clannad
One of you will have to bump at some point if you want to see more.
>>29555679
I have nothing to contribute, but You're posting things I've never seen before. Please keep going
Now we get to the incest. So tired my eyes will barely focus enough to pick these out.
Don't become an alcoholic, kids. The withdrawal is a bitch even with 3 kinds of pills helping.
Probably going to be weeks before I can sleep normally too.
>>29555301
how was that phrase not taken yet
>>29555860
It blew my mind too. I feel like I accomplished something today.
Shitload of random advice. Can't vouch for all of it.
stream of consciousness
hot cock sauce
Do you know why the black moon howls?
Is this an original sentence?
shit on a biscuit
Taking a break, might eat. Keep in mind you'll have to bump occasionally if you want more coming.
ravioli ravioli here is your bumpioli
bump. FYI all textless post are no longer allowed just found out
Still haven't had time to eat. Instant I leave this cave of solitude my mom wanted to talk and have me do something unnecessarily complicated.
asdfhgjkl
flicker fusion threshold
SCP-093
method to the madness
reno jackson
brann bronzebeard
I miss the nightly incest/story threads there.
>>29557748
I kinda wish I had any experiences that would translate into some fresh hot OC but there is a severe lacking of the cool events
keep posting though duderino, I am indeed lurkin this sweet thread
I guess, since I apparently need more pills to finally pass out.
Fucking 5-6 hours of shitty sleep in the last 3 days.
I assume by the shitty editing of this it was a /v/ thread.
Now why couldn't I find this a couple days ago when it was more relevant?
All the good tripfags are gone except maybe AoG making a trap thread a couple times a year still.
euclid keter thaumiel
i suck dick at hearthstone
full hex into half poly
I was around for this one so I have quite a few versions. This was Komeji-tier.
contributing to another thread too
>>29558545
/a/ caps are awesome, please keep postan
Do you all have none of your own to post? I'm not going to be able to sit at my computer much longer even if I don't fall asleep.
Would be just peachy keen if this survived until morning with stuff I haven't seen.
in the pale moonlight
>>29558758
Not even necessarily funny ones, just anything probably worth a read from any board.
Don't think I got around to this one.
>>29558831
>posters 4
Kys plz
FYI the video is long gone.
>>29558875
I'm almost certain my IP changed during the thread because my posts started bumping with no effort of my own. Got my DHCP lease timer set pretty low.
Nobody has typed this sentence before.
Nor this one.
the rain in spain falls mainly on my anus
original phrase
Running low on ones I consider worth posting, at least the /a/ ones that have been sorted out.
Dark Star
/tg/ also has an abundance of great screenshots, I just don't have enough.
Have some boner science.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26215956/
venetian doors
juxtaposition lagrange aphelion
Oh hey, I see the screenshot I took the year before. Never noticed that because I missed this thread.
Also IP is definitely changing on its own. Should only be every 24 hours.
the neverending sacrifice
comparative physiology
>Be visiting now ex-GF
>Staying over for the weekend
>Foolin around
>Getting pretty physical
>She's laying on my stomach
>Stomach feels weird
>Fuck you, I'mma get laid
>Stomach fucks off for a while
>And then....it begins
>It started as a low rumble, like far away cars on the highway
>GF doesn't notice
>Trying hard as fuck to keep the beast down
>The rumble reaches a higher frequency
>The sound is now audible
>And continuous
>There's a war goin on in my bowels
>GF stops kissing me
>Looks down at my stomach
>Looks at me
>My back, like my kidneys, have started to hurt
>"Anon, what is th-"
>A righteous fart not heard since the days of Sodom and Gomorrah cuts her off
>"OH GOD I'M SO SORRY!"
>She starts laughing
>Stomach ain't done yet
>Feel a sharp pain
>Wh-what?
>Suddenly everything is red
>So much pain
>"IT FEELS LIKE THOR JUST BUSTED A NUT IN MY COLON!"
>Toss her off of me
>Hobble to bathroom, tooting a magnificent symphony
>Just barely make it
>She's laughing her ass off
>I begin shitting my ass off
>Pele, god of the volcano, has claimed my rectum
>And boy, is Pele PISSED
>Fill up the bowl
>Literally
>Desperately flush it
>Round 2
>Lose this round
>Round 3
>Nigga, why are you even trying?
>Cry on the seat as the symphony reaches a crescendo
>FORTISMO, BITCH
>One final push and...
>Blood in the bowl
>Stomach sated
>For now
>Spend the rest of the weekend running back and forth between the bed and the bathroom
And that's how I didn't get laid.
can't do this anymore
more to dump if it lives a few hours
