>you think, "There's a lady who's got some class."
>she's jerking off Chad while licking his ass
>you think "there's a girl who I could marry"
>she is 2D and imaginary
>>29553099
>She said no kissing, not on a first date
>You think she's got class - she's really great!
>Next day she goes out, meets a guy named Chad
>He says, "Yo lets have a few drinks and chill at my pad"
>She'll take his raw load, ever eager to mate
>>29553245
your rhythm is all fucked up m8
>>29553099
>You freak her out
>Chad makes her shout
>>29553099
>his ass
what Chad is a closet faggot now?
>You try to learn game
>She still thinks you're lame
>You try to be manly
>She gives Chad a handy
>You try to be smooth
>She licks up Chad's spooge
>You try tips from Roosh
>She calls you a douche
>the years start coming
>and they do not stop coming
>back to the rules
>you hit the ground running
You hope to one day meet Miss. Right,
Chad's member is making her less tight
>you give her compliments
>chad eats out the area of her excrements
>>29553099
>You're the "nice guy" when she's done with Chad
>It's time to "man up", and her son's name is Brad
>>29553773
>low test male detected
>please out of this thread get ejected
>there once was a normie named Chad
>compared to anon, he was rad
>so he found anon's crush
>made her ladyparts gush
>and said to anon "lol too bad"
you give her flowers and cash
while chad smashes her gash
>>29553270
his rhyming scheme is solid but he would be benefited by implementing some sort of meter
>>29553099
>This slut is nasty, she swallows so much semen
>She acts like a cunt and her face looks like a demon
>When she ain't getting choked by Chad she's fuckin seethin
>And after sucking Chad's dick she's damn well teethin
she seems so innocent
she thinks Chad is heaven sent
you think "she's just your type"
she thinks "chads cock, all night"
>>29553099
>you think, "Hey, she might be the girl that I'd want to be with forever, and we'll get married and she'll have my children. We'll even travel the world together and grow be happy with each other."
>she's sucking off her brother
>you hope to one day be her lover
>she says Chad doesn't have to use a rubber
>Maybe she won't just want me for personal gain
she let's the frat boys run train
>>29553933
one of the better ones
>>29553270
>AABBA
>bad rhyme scheme
>>29555072
lol bretty gud :---DDDDD
>you rage about the kikes
>Chad rides her like a bike
>>29555072
hahahaha bruh, that is excellent. This is going straight on my Facebook
