ITT: We talk to each other and try to make friends
let me start
Hi, I am a khhv robot. Lazy, fat, loser NEET and a huge disappoint to my parents. No friends and no gf.
>>29553087
Hi. KHHV only matters if you're 25+. You still have hope if you are younger.
show dick or gtfo
>>29553087
Same, but not necessarily fat. But I have gyno which is 10x worse
same here, what now? origneru
How'd you get friends when you have zero remaining? Everyone seems to be able to tell something is off socially with me.
>>29553119
forgot to mention iam a dicklet and a manlet too.
>>29553118
i am almost 21
>>29553149
what do you do mostly?
>>29553184
I cant tell desu. So far Ive tried either they think iam too weird and stop talking or I stop talking with them to save embarassment. Best way to find a fake friend is to have a fake hobby or fake interests.
>>29553087
I am phil-bot one possibly two friends no gf (kissless) parents still have hope for me
>gym and music
>sleep
>>29553208
Favorite album?
>>29553254
>gym and music
I fucking hate gyms. Only way for me to lose weight is home gym and iam too poor to afford that. I rarely listen to music but dont have any specific taste.
Hi I'm a socially well adjusted person who is a robot by choice. Nice to meet you anon
>>29553208
>dicklet
th-that is my fetish
please senpai
>>29553310
see this>>29553315
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>>29553337
>robot by choice
Nah no such thing exists. People are chosen to be robots since their births. Lets just say you are a cyborg.
>>29553315
my gym is literally some dumbells and the floor anon its not expensive. Sorry we have nothing to talk about
>>29553338
sorry iam not a whore. Plus Gay fags should leave this board.
>>29553370
Well I need treadmills and other weight reducing equipments. I already have a 5kg dumbbell but lost interest after a week. Worst thing about public gyms are sweat smell and chads.
>>29553365
Deal. Cyborg it is.
>>29553370
you can set up a pretty good home gym for cheap
>>29553422
gyms suck anon just wear lots of sweatshirts all the time and do pushups to lose weight no treadmill needed. Its futile in the end I'm still a loser, but at least it gives me something to do so I don't sit there and hate myself all day
>>29553087
Hi, guys am I late to the party?
>>29553484
I really don't need it I'm not really lifting for any kind of goal. I've been to the gym and I bench from time to time there at night, but I would still be in ok shape without it
>>29553380
shut up stupid breeder reeee
>>29553118
No thats only virgin. If your kissless and hand hold less over 18 you're fucked. No girl is going to put up with some manchild only learning to kiss in his 20s
>>29553517
It doesnt matter if you are late. We just want you to participate.
>>29553548
this is true. I hate growing up and i feel like iam stuck in my 16s.
>>29553750
Great, how are you?
>>29553087
Hi, friends. I'm 25 and work a low-pay part-time job, but at least it's for a company with upward mobility that I'm hoping to make a career at. If I do get in fulltime, I'll be set for life and financially comfortable.
Very few friends, girls laugh at me, but it could be worse. At least I no longer care too much, guess I'm getting old enough that being single/alone isn't really a huge deal since I've become so used to it over the years. Working (not quite fulltime most weeks, but close to it) also takes away a lot of those feels, since I don't have time to socialize with friends anyway most days (also have a few side jobs, construction and woodworking, that I do when I can/want.)
>>29554289
I am comfy atm but depressed 24x7. how about you anon?
>>29554471
which profession anon? Hows relationship with your co workers? I guess it all depends on what your supervisors/managers think about you.
>>29554557
The same as you, enjoying my last hours fredom until next weekend.
>>29553087
Hi ,i'm Stanley. Most of you guys probably know me from before.
I am 26 years old, khhv, no friends but atleast i'm not bald like that Baldwin fucker.
Some girls smile at me and sometimes comment that i'm cute but when I try to talk to them I sperg out each time every time.
My favourite band is American Authors.
I live in Bulgaria
I drive a Golf 1
Nice to meet you robots, I hope we can be friends.
>>29554606
>profession
Water district, I'm currently working reservoir maintenance. My past construction experience, fortunately, is making me a really valuable team member and hopefully it'll translate into career prospects.
>relationship
They're all cool, mostly men and almost all older than me. I generally like working with men and working with people older than me, all my past work environments that I've enjoyed have been like that. Teenagers make me cringe pretty hardcore, especially first meeting them, and women are just a different culture and it's just easier to work with my fellow menn-no homo
>>29553087
Yo, heya anon. I would give my name but no one ever remembers it so for now just call me anon. I'm 20 years old and am a pathetic loser. How you doing?
>>29554661
Nice to meet you, greetings from Mexico.
>tfw no Donatello thread today
He is my only friend in this hell-hole.
>>29554895
I can be your new friend :3
>>29554923
Okay, thank you for being my friend.
What happens now?
>>29554958
Tell me what things do you like
>>29554987
I like to read I guess. If I'm not working I'm usually just lurking around online, reading about whatever new thing I come across.
Sometimes I play video games but I don't have a great attention span. I like anime but there's so much moeshit and "junk food" anime that it's hard to find the kind of shows I'd like to watch.
I shitpost a lot, with and without my trip. I honestly feel pretty boring now that I'm typing this out. I don't really know what people do for fun.
How about you?
>>29553087
This me as well except I have 1 friend. Im 20 years old
>>29555114
I also like games and anime, well anime not so much anymore, I really like Elfen lied tho.
I'm really boring right now, no friends nor family to hang out with
>>29554661
nice filename u got there bud
>>29553087
What's up OP. I tried to move on from this place but I find myself here again. Have some friends, no deep connections. Had gf, got dumped. Guess I'm a robot for life. Nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm a very chad looking 5'11 dude with extreme ADD and social anxiety that's actively minimalist and anti-consumerist. I like extreme metal and ambient music and I can link you some good shit if you're interested.
Who are you?
>>29555365
T. 2012 hipster
>>29555477
hipsters have friends and some sort of income
I have neither because nobody likes to be around a dude who never opens his mouth.
Hi, I'm ugly and socially retarded but recently managed to make some good friends somehow. They literally pick me up and manhandle me a lot though. I think it's because I'm skinny and look like a girl.
... I kinda like the physical contact
