I'm really fucking curious about sucking cock. I'm not even gay, but years of addiction to increasingly lewder pornography has given me a massive oral fixation. Should I impale my throat with a big stinky cock from craigslist/grindr?
>>29553073
only if you want AIDS
20% of gays have HIV
don't believe me? look it up on the CDC
Autofellatio my dude. It's possible. Lose the belly and start exercising.
>>29553073
Yeah you should. Because life is short and philosophy will only teach you how much everything is meaningless.
Why would you deny yourself from giving in your fetish? If it can bring some joy, no reason not to do it.
>>29553073
Sauce is valentina nappi and some ape.
>>29553130
It's not the same, dude. A big part of the appeal psychological aspect of submissiveness...the thought of getting on my knees and having my mouth used as a fuckhole for an alpha male's selfish pleasure. The thing that I communicate with and nourish myself reduced to nothing more than a cumrag. It's degrading and slutty as hell, and the thought makes my dick diamonds. It just wouldn't be the same with my own dick. I crave the lewdness of being someone else's cocksucker.
>>29553130
It's not worth it, really.
Part of the psychological pleasure is derived from submitting to another man, relieving him from his stress, offering your throat as a sextoy.
>>29553226
I would facefuck her, damn
>>29553117
So what? Unless both of them have open wounds the transmission rate is very low. Just make sure his cock looks alright and go for it.
Anyway everybody should go for it if they find it endearing, life is so depressing, if this can make life not suck so much, go for it.
>>29553130
I was able to do that when I was 14. So could one of my friends. Actually not that hard. Rarely ever did though because I could only get the tip in my mouth and it hurt my back after just a minute. I was always afraid while licking my own cock that I'd snap my back and end up in the ER and have to lie about what I was doing.
Jerking off did the trick just fine. Sometimes I still like to cum on my own face though.
>>29553290
Exactly. This is precisely accurate. I am >>29553265 , aka OP. I crave being used and degraded as a sex-toy. I want to be called faggot as I get facefucked and then made to swallow alpha male cum.
I'm 100% straight though. I am dating a woman who I am in love with and plan on marrying. I want to get this cocksucking thing off my bucket list before I enter holy matrimony.
>>29553073
I was like that during a few years
Eventually, it wore out.
>>29553363
>I'm 100% straight though
I see these threads so often, and everytime you guys just pussy out and never act on your desires, you never do it in real life for some stupid reason like "what if I don't like it? What if I feel shame afterwards, what if it makes me officially gay", I mean come on, fuck, that's YOUR life, you're free to enjoy it to the fullest. Stop letting stupid thoughts or people tell you what to do.
Life's so short, if you're on r9k you must know it by now. Why are you wasting time when your pleasure is at hands? You could literally get a cock in your area in the next hour on grindr or craigslist.
>>29553399
Romantically, I am 100% straight. Maybe that's what I should have said, I guess. As for sexually, I guess I'm about 80% straight..aka about a 2 on the kinsey scale. I know that I'm going to marry this woman and start a family with her though, so I don't really care about the labels anyhow....but I just really want to try getting my throat pounced by a big, meaty cock. Is that so terrible?
FUCKING DISGUSTING TRANNY >>>/lgbt/
NORMIE QUEER TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>29553363
I understand you fully friend as I'm the same, it's purely sexual and a huge fetish that would just last for a night, then you'd be back in your heterosexual body.
You do have a gf though, the hardest part is knowing you're cheating on her, even if it's only sex to get it out of your system. Sure she might never know about it though. If you're fine with it, you really just do it and tell us how it went. Godspeed, anon.
>>29553363
>I'm 100% straight
>sucking cock
following marlon brando steps arent we?
>>29553546
The fuck are you on about? We're men wanting to have oral/anal gay sex with other men, it's just raw slutty sex, no gender bullshit
>>29553515
>cheating on your future wife
yes, that's terrible
This is the gayest fucking thread. If you want to suck dick, and you consider yourself any bit straight, then you will lose all respect for yourself once you have realize what you have done. Women will also never look at you the same. Stop being horny and a faggot.
>>29553707
>r9k preaching about morality
Anyway, she wouldnt be hurt if she never knows, and it's only sex, not even with another woman, she doesn't have to be envious of anything as she couldn't provide what a man has to offer in a bed : a fat cock.
Should he rather live all his life with the regret of never having the degrading sex he was craving? This is actually horrible.
>>29553740
Bullshit, everybody does some stupid embarrassing shit far more shameful and they keep living their life the same. If he has this fetish and sees himself doing it and enjoying it there's no way he would hate himself forever for doing it, he already processed the idea.
>>29553575
Yeah, the whole cheating aspect is the only thing giving me cognitive dissonance. I am so beyond the "what if I don't like it" bullshit. I know I want to be mouth-fucked. Sure I may feel ashamed afterwards, but that's honestly expected and part of the appeal in a perverse masochistic way. I mean, it's so fucking degrading, of course some shame may arise. I crave it. I'm messed up, I know...I'm also sociopathically good at regulating my own emotions and doing mental gymnastics to rationalize morally questionable things...so, while I may be inclined to feel guilty about being a faggot cocksucker behind my girlfriend's back, I am confident that I can rationalize it and move forward with our relationship only being strengthened by it. I know it is in actuality full blown cheating, but in my sick and twisted sociopathic mind , I convince myself that it doesn't count since it's just homo shit. I know that's not actually true, but I can brute force my own beliefs to a large extent.
Cue people coming out of the woodwork to crucify me, lol.
>>29553801
You have to live with the fact that you had another man's dick in your mouth. Your own dirty little secret. You can never tell anyone about it and you will always feel shame for it. Not to mention the instant regret you will have once you put your mouth around a dudes dick. Fuck off Shill.
>>29553866
>Faggot ass tumblr shill
Fuck off with your cringy pictures.
>Everyone wants to go suck a cock or something
Faggots actually believe this. You're delusional. Fucking kill yourself.
ITT: Faggot shilling. Move along people.
>>29553683
>We're men wanting to have oral/anal gay sex with other men, it's just raw slutty sex, no gender bullshit
OP here. This. This is exactly correct. It's just a couple of bros taking care of our urges. It's hardly the same as cheating on your wife with a woman. There's an inextricable emotional element to that which makes it much, much worse. In my case, I'm just letting a dude borrow my throat as his own personal fleshlight for half an hour. It's really not a big deal.
>>29553990
Fucking faggot shill fuck off.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29553876
We're all broken here, there's nothing wrong with it as long as you can live with it somehow.
Hope you'll enjoy it as much as I did.
>>29553897
I masturbated with many things anally, from toys, round objects, fruits, to actually realistic dildos and plugs, from age 14 to 24 now.
I gave a friend a bj when we were both 9, I had tons of shameful things happening to me all my life and in the end I don't give a fuck. When Im horny I do what I like, I have a gf and feel completely heterosexual, in my mind it's irrelevant to my deviant fetishes. I'm happy, proud of myself, and sexuality is nothing more than that.
If you were honest with yourself you should feel shame for masturbating or watching porn. It's the same shit tb h.
>>29553987
hey look, it's that faggot from /gif/ who started the shit thread
>>29554034
>>29553987
>>29553943
>>29553897
Yeah nah, you're the retard trying to throw shit at us for liking what we're liking.
I bet you're from /v/ with such a childish mindset.
>>29554088
Does your gf know about your slutty cockslut past? Did you give up cock when you started dating her or are you still enjoying cock?
>>29554088
I jerk off to WOMEN. Not MEN. You are a fucking faggot and nothing else. If only your girlfriend knew, im sure she wouldn't be thrilled.
>>29554112
What kind of an insult is that? Why don't you go back to fapping to pictures of dicks homo.
>>29554112
>>29554146
>>29554088
>>29553876
>>29553801
>>29553683
>>29553575
>>29553477
>>29553347
>>29553389
>>29553290
>>29553226
>>29553073
Same faggot. Your faggot shilling exercises are futile.
I know how you feel OP, it's a very intrusive thought
I don't understand my sexuality anymore
anyway I personally don't want to find a guy to do lewd things with on craigslist/grindr/other find-a-faggot services. It feels dishonest and I dislike the deviant gay culture that promotes such promiscuity
>>29554149
She doesn't know, and I only crave cocks periodically so it's manageable.
I'm not doing anything anymore, still have a realistic dildo hidden though and squat on it from time to time, but as I said, it's not the same.
I'm actually glad I could experience it without having to cheat on her.
>>29554186
You're clearly very insecure with your sexuality. Girls can smell that insecurity from a mile away, and its the biggest turnoff for them. At least cockslut-bro is comfortable with his kinks, and he has a gf. He sounds straighter than you tbqh.
>>29554186
Who cares, it's still depravity you dumbfuck. As I thought you're hypocritical as fuck.
>>29554278
>You must be a faggot for hating faggots
Top meme. You fags will tell yourselves anything to convince yourselves that you are normal. Must be a genetic defect.
>>29554274
Do the cock cravings ever get so strong that you make a craigslist ad with a throwaway email address, fap to the replies, and then delete everything after you cum? I do that all the fucking time. It's such a dopamine rush to flirt with the idea of actually doing it, but so far I haven't gone through with it....one time I actually drove to some guy's house and waited for him to come out and fuck my throat in my car, but he never came out. I texted with him and everything when I got there, but he flaked out in the end. If he had come out, I would have cheated on my girlfriend by sucking cock right then and there...maybe it was a sign from God that he flaked? Eh whatever. I still crave cock like crazy and will probably go through with it one of these days. I just have to edge for days and get crazy horny.
>>29554272
>anyway I personally don't want to find a guy to do lewd things with on craigslist/grindr/other find-a-faggot services
This. On one hand, I'd kinda want to do it with someone I know, but on the other, I don't wanna do it with anyone I know nowadays either.
It's a shame because I'm sure there was a right age for this and in some alternate universe I blew my friends every day when they were younger.
>>29554350
We're not normal, nor do we crave normality unlike your delusional self.
We're on fucking r9k, we accepted our kinks and living with them.
>>29554321
What is that even supposed to mean? Fucking inbred fudgepacker. I can jerk off to women and not feel guilt because that is NORMAL. Men are supposed to be attracted to women you mentally ill rainbow streak.
>>29554420
This. This guy is well-adjusted as fuck as evidenced by his cool-headed honesty, and I respect the fuck out of him /am envious that he fully explored his kinks.
>>29554429
>I can jerk off to women and not feel guilt because that is NORMA
>it's biologically normal to jerk off to porn
So, if it was NORMAL to suck cock, i.e. if everyone around you did it all the time, would you do it too?
>>29554420
>We accepted our kinks and are living with them, thus we're on fucking r9k
NOT
>We're on fucking r9k, we accepted our kinks and living with them.
All you have to blame is yourself.
>>29553073
>I'm really fucking curious about sucking cock. I'm not even gay
>>29554461
>>29554420
Samefag. Sucking off men is degenerate.
>>29554466
Not an argument. It's normal in a biological sense to be attracted to women autist. It's not normal in a biological sense to be attracted to men as a man.
>>29554429
Not the guy you're replying to, but you are clearly insecure with your sexuality as you have a feverish need to prove that you are "normal." I hope for your sake that youre only like 16 years old and just haven't fully matured...otherwise you are massively insecure, which is one of the most offputting qualities a guy can have in terms of attracting women, which you so desperately want to do. Stop being such a tool, bro. It's a bad look. You're probably very sexually inexperienced or even a virgin, which is fine, but you will need to let go of your insecurities if you ever want to change that. That is all.
>>29554517
>Wants to suck a cock
>Not gay
Being this delusional.
>inb4 but i only like the dicks not the physical features of men!!1!
>>29554540
>Not an argument.
hello Stefan
>>29554397
Won't lie, it happened quite often. Also filmed myself fucking my ass and uploaded it on xtube, then deleted all a few days later. It's a nice way to get it out my system.
Tons of people pussy out on gay apps for this same reason, but yeah, keep edging and just go through it. Make sure the guy is okay enough to go all the way. It'll feel way more satisfying.
If you're like me though, you will need more once the shame has gone, if you feel any, and get horny again from it.
You should try filming it with your phone too, it makes the whole thing even hotter and you'll be able to fap to it later.
>>29554397
Have you ever considered getting rid of porn? Just to see if you'll be free from the lust?
>>29554540
>Not an argument.
Can your pent-up homosexuality even allow you to answer the question?
Would you do it if it was "normal"? If literally every male you ever knew did it, would you do it too?
> It's normal in a biological sense to be attracted to women
Apparently it's normal in a biological sense to be attracted to men as well. There's a lot of homosexuals/bisexuals. Are you gonna pretend that they're some rare anomaly just because your upbringing makes you feel guilty to think about it as something normal?
Also,
>normal in a biological sense
is a really stupid phrase to use for your side of the argument.
What's even 'not normal in a biological sense'? This means nothing. It just means "it's not normal to me but I'll pretend biology is backing me up here."
>>29554274
Are you me? I sucked three dicks when I was in college and going though a bicurious phase, and now I am dating a girl who has no idea about that part of my past. I love her very much. I consider myself totally hetero. I just sucked a few cocks is all. No regrets. No fucks were given. Lol. I still crave cock every now and then, but I can manage the cravings.
>>29554548
TL;DR.
>Muh insecurity
Nah nigga. You are just a bunch of faggots and I'm letting you know. 30 years ago and you would be laying on the side of the road with your head bashed in. It's normal to have this kind of degeneracy. BTFO.
>>29554638
>You are just a bunch of faggots and I'm letting you know.
Unlike you, most fags know that they are fags. So you don't really need to tell them.
>30 years ago and you would be laying on the side of the road with your head bashed in
Maybe in your 3rd world shithole lel. The civilized world has been okay with faggotry since ancient Greece.
>>29554608
Yeah, I have tried that. I make it like 3 weeks, but then something triggers me and I end up fiendishly fapping.
DO IT, OP. JUST DO IT. IT'S FUCKING HORNY AND AWESOME AS FUCK. YUMM
>>29554612
Only read the first bit of your autism, but I will continue to enlighten you. There are way more straight people than mentally ill LGBTQ.
If you are a man, then it is natural to be attracted to women.
If you are a female, then it is natural to be attracted to men.
Anything else is not natural. Men can't have babies with other men. Women can't have babies with other women. Kill yourself.
Hope that clears it up. Faggot.
>>29554680
>Most fags know they are fags
Half of this people in this thread are convinced that they are still straight. Such as yourself. Hang yourself buddy.
>>29554718
Shill
>>29554608
Not him but I'm the other guy on the same page, and I did. But honestly, even if porn is the reason for this lust to drive us crazy, like some bad drug, why would we want to stop it when it feels this good?
Personally I had periods with no gay thoughts at all, being disgusted by the very idea of anything with another man despite all the I've done in my life, it could last a few months or years, but I always relapse, it comes back to me, and I learned to live with it to the fullest, cause denying your feelings is always frustrating and when there's no valid reason it's just dumb.
ITT: Faggots get BTFO'd
>>29554783
thanks for ruining the thread faggot
>>29554783
top kek. great work anon
>>29554724
>Only read the first bit of your autism
You have to realize that the way you distance yourself from posts REEKS of insecurity. If want to be taken seriously and participate in discourse, stop being such a pussy. If you can post gore, surely you can stomach talking about gayness.
Regarding your claim about naturality, what does natural mean? If it happens in nature, it's natural. Unnatural things don't exist.
>Men can't have babies with other men. Women can't have babies with other women.
You're trying to imply that the sole purpose of relationships is baby-making, which is clearly not the case for a number of couples of any orientation.
According to your line of thought, normal asexual friendships between people are unnatural because they don't produce babies.
>>29554751
>Such as yourself.
Project harder, I'm bi and I don't care about pretending to be straight so hard that I have to come into gay threads and shitpost .
>>29554783
Nice samefag kek. It's okay though. You'll realize how silly you look someday, and you'll learn to present yourself better, regardless of what your sexuality is or becomes.
>>29554850
Too long; didn't read. Original commenterino.
>>29554876
Sure you didn't.
>>29554724
>HURR DURR MUH APPEAL TO NATURE
Why don't you go take Intro to Philosophy and learn some actual logic before you continue shitting up our board with garbage arguments. You are so pathetically insecure...and now you've proven that you're also a dunce.
>>29554783
How to derail a thread 101
>>29554876
Alright then you're actually a retarded shitposter upset by other people's sexuality.
>>29554876
I've given up because I got BTFO: the post
>>29554892
I hope you're aware that he's obviously not of college age yet.
Look at this:
>>29554906
>>29554876
>>29554847
>>29554783
>>29554751
>>29554724
>>29554638
It's how teens respond. And it's normal that they want to be provocative and edgy, and rile others up. Just ignore him if you don't like him, don't try to take such a high horse with internet-learned sophistry.
>>29553073
>not gay but
You're gay.
>>29554891
I didn't. It was really long.
>>29554892
>Hurr durr appeal to nature fallacy.
That's not how the fallacy works. It is valid to say that heterosexuality is normal, because of previous statements. Maybe you should just go get buttfucked and die of AIDS already you waste of air. You have nothing to offer the human race.
>>29554972
Looks like you don't get the appeal of going full cockwhore mode when you're otherwise a complete heterosexual dude.
>>29554997
You are what OP is.
>>29554972
this
>>29554933
>hurr durr hes 12 years old see
>>29554997
It's the most patrician way. Secrecy makes everything hotter.
>>29555023
Little senpai, everyone knows you're a teen and samefagging. Don't bother concealing it and try to come up with some creative way to troll.
>>29554997
Listen to me carefully. You are a homosexual. That is what you are.
Cocks are THE BEST really
>>29555052
>implying your argument isnt weak because of your ad hominems
>implying im not just derailing this thread
>implying i havent already derailed this thread
>implying you aren't incredibly angry
>implying you don't already know im trolling
>implying that I wasn't samefagging ironically
Tisk tisk anon. Stay rused.
>>29555065
Vagina are THE BEST
really
Embrace it OP, it's heavenly.
This thread made me question my sexuality. That is all.
You should check out the bi threads on /gif/, good source of inspiration and people often share their stories.
>>29555195
what the fuck man. im going to be sick
>>29555212
Samefag
>>29555217
Really gay comment award goes to you. Congrats.
>>29555195
>I'm not even gay
Oh, how wrong you are....
>>29555134
>>implying your argument isnt weak because of your ad hominems
I made no ad hominems in my arguments. You don't know what they are.
>>implying you aren't incredibly angry
I'm hot, horny, and less bored than I would otherwise be because you keep responding and making yourself look silly. It's kind of endearing because I used to do them same shit when I was a teen. But you have to realize that it's not a good substitute for proper interaction, it will not make you less lonely in the long run.
>>29555245
Oh how much of a faggot you are.
>>29555195
looks like that man is pooping out a giant turd
why the fuck are people so concerned with labels. just like whatever you like, you dont have to be anything for it
>>29555267
Didn't read/gay.
>>29555297
I love you too senpai/nohomo
>>29555267
>still responding
>>29555279
Says the pompous Fatboy sitting behind the 'sexy' PC mommy bought him TO THE MARRIED MAN WHO WAS A STRIPCLUB DJ.....
I'm completely confident in my sexuality, as is my wife (a former lesbian of 11 years until we met), and our 19 year old girlfriend....
You ?......
Run along, effeminate fruitfly
>>29555321
What else am I gonna do at this hour? It's too hot to sleep.
I wanna suck a cock too but I haven't found a cute twink with a cute feminine penis yet. Also what's up with all the normlords in this thread?
