How do I get rid of orbiters, r9k? I didn't mean to have them, I really just wanted friends. But after visiting this board, I see that I was actually leading people on. I don't want to be a bitch by suddenly cutting contact with them, my intentions always were just to provide friendship, but I've ignored my role in leading them on for long enough. Just tell me the best way to let them down, please?
>>29552923
>pretending she didn't know what she was doing
NICE TRY
OP is probably a faggot though.
But if not, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29552923
Suddenly cut contact with them. It's the best thing you can do for both parties. It's like a bandage that's stuck to your skin. Rip it off quickly.
>>29552923
>you had to visit this shithole to realize you are a dumb twat
Humanity truly is lost
>>29552923
>I don't want to be a bitch by suddenly cutting contact with them,
That's the best thing you do for them,
>>29552923
just do it. Be absolutely blunt with the poor bastards. Like a band-aid, just do it fast and unceremoniously. The longer you linger with them, the worse it will be for everyone.
Good luck
>>29553408
Yep, pretty much this. Or lie and say you're busy with something. Like you got a new job, taking care of a parent, etc. so you'll be on less and then not reply.
You're not a bitch for this. But you might be a bitch if in the future you continue making more friends than you can handle and shirking them off. So in the future, try to avoid getting in too deep with people.
>>29553408
>>29553579
>>29553589
thank you, if that's the best way. i'm not worried about coming off as a bitch anymore, just worried about mentally scarring someone else
>>29553541
i agree
If you have them on skype then set your skype status thingy to say "I'm so sick and tired of people trying to orbit me. I just want FRIENDS. Nothing more." or something along those lines.
If people still don't get the message then start treating them a tad bit meaner and/or taking your time to reply to their messages. They should get the drift
>>29553664
go for it. Only good can come from the truth. Lies will be unsheathes at some point, and the longer the lie, the bigger the wound.
>>29553694
I was the one saying maybe she should lie. But on second thought, you're right, if these are orbiters a lie might work badly.
>>29553676
Do you think that using terminology from this board irl may contribute to the orbiters' obsession?
>>29553805
yea man can you imagine being that orbiter, always thinking about her, thinking its all going well. And then after months of constant talking and communication, it slips out. She comes home drunk. You inevitably call her as soon as her name becomes active, as soon as it comes online. She picks up, and starts ranting on how annoying you are. On how for months she can't bring herself to tell you how much of a nuisance you really are too her.
Imagine that man.
If I was the guy, I'd want to be told now, so this issue can have some conclusion. If the best path is to not speak to each other again, then so be it.
>>29552923
i wish I had orbiters.
>>29554015
no you don't, anon. they only pretend to care about you so that you will offer your vagoo. if that's what you want then you can find many people like that on this board, easily.
>>29553408
I know if I was the orbiter this would be the worst thing you could do. I'd much rather just be told. If a girl I really liked suddenly cut all contact I'd probably be 10x more depressed since she didn't even have the decency to tell the truth.
>>29554015
I'll orbit you, I don't care if you're m or f.
>>29554052
i just want someone to take in interest in me, at least if i had a orbiter they'd be thinking about me right? its better then just being alone
>>29554063
we're talking about orbiters tho, anon. usually they are told or given signs in the beginning that the girl is not interested in them romantically. yet they choose to continue orbitting in the hopes that her mind will change later.
>>29554092
you poor bastard>true sadness
>>29554096
Please reply >>29554092
Originalll
>>29554096
yes, thinking about your vagoo and how they can manipulate your feelings into offering your vagoo.
>>29553852
Probably since it gives them something to feel connected with you about.
If I was an orbiter I feel like I'd orbit a girl who browses r9k (and expresses that by using it's lingo) far more than a girl that doesn't
Orbiting on the whole is pretty pathetic though
My orbiters keep killing themselves.
In 7 years I've lost 5 of them.
I actually made it into ones will but the only thing he had worth keeping was some beanie babies.
>>29554092
thank you anon, have a picture I took for a thread earlier since I have no shame.
>>29554096
no... not really.an orbiter is not... pleasant. thats what makes them orbiters. they never leave even when you need them too. even when you want to be a lone and take a breath they will not leave. If you need to speak to someone, as the male anons can agree, they will always type away. Just proclaiming your a female, using any anim girl, they will flock
>>29554138
Wow you're actually really cute!
I don't care about how you look though I just want you :3
>>29552923
>>29553408
Dear god, don't do that.
Just. Fucking. Tell. Them.
Tell them you're not interested, apologize if you feel you've led them on. Problem fucking solved.
>>29554063
This. It's way more of a bitch move than anything else, like "you're not even good enough to warrant acknowledgement". Even orbiters don't deserve that.
>>29554138
>>29554161
>:3
>this fucking thirst
Holy shit please,PLEASEkill yourself you pathetic fuck.Probably has a dick anyway
>>29554123
>>29554150
idek i'm just bored and have no friends and I've never had an orbiter
>>29554161
that is very kind of you.
>>29554195
i wish
>>29554195
I'm not even allowed to be pathetic on r9k? And I dont mind if there's a dick I like both...
>>29554052
that's not really accurate. sure, the worst orbiters might be like that. but many just want to be close to you and want your affection. orbiters are like dogs that you show a bit of kindness to and then they follow you around. people shouldn't have 20 dogs though. I'll never understand people with an excessive number of pets.
>>29554138
thats... so fucked. Poor guy. all he knows is that somewhere, in the oblivion of the planet, there was once a real female that replied to him, and was nice. Frustration doesn't naturally mix with the emotions of heart break, but I will report, they are not pleasant one.
>>29554195
leave them. that is as good as it gets for them. Some gimps of hope, in its own twisted way, but existent never the less.
>>29554168
this doesn't work. it seems like the most reasonable way of approaching the issue, but true orbitters will convince themselves that you are just not ready for them YET. they will continue to orbit you for years in some cases in the hopes that you will eventually settle for them.
>>29554216
Contact info? :(
Orig
I'd rather kill myself than orbit some girl, how do people fall into this? If she tells you to fuck off she obviously hates you.
>>29554251
i have steam but i dont play any games
original post 90000
don't say a word.
make a new account.
>>29554216
well, I won't orbit you. I actually don't live chat with any people, I'm too active, having to get up and do something. But If you want we can talk. I'm usually on after sun set however.
>>29554290
This is fine c:
>>29554217
You're not going to get anything out of it. Obviously she's just using you for attention andDespite what she saysprobably has a lot of orbiters. She's going to use you and throw you out like trash. I've seen this happen SO many times on r9k from girls you wouldn't even expect
But hey, if you're fine being a cuckold then go for it. Just don't say you weren't warned
>>29554235
It's just so disgustingly pathetic to see this happen day after day after day. I wish robots would have some balls for once
>>29554349
I might as well try than do nothing? Why do you have to be so discouraging.
>>29554306
if you post yours ill add you
>>29554302
thanks for the offer
>>29554371
he's not being discouraging, rather offering advice likely based off of his own experience. if you simply want to share this experience then just make sure to see it for exactly what it is so that you don't end up scarring yourself in the process.
>>29554258
This, I knew this one girl that had a whole group dedicated to her and her squad of orbiters.
got invited to a group call and I was disgusted of the amount of pussy whipping that was going on.
>>29554398
Do you just want someone to orbit you or something else?
>>29554349
>I've seen this happen SO many times on r9k from girls you wouldn't even expect
This is an anonymous board. A quick high for those that want attention. Where they can go for small doses of promised happiness. If not here, where would they do it?
>I wish robots would have some balls for once
They are robots for a reason. God damn, they self-identify as robots. Do you understand that mentality? Of demoting ones self to such a low. The kind of social outcast that must actively stay in that white noise of society.
He lives in a sad state, as most of the occupants of the board. But acting this way is expected. If not, they wouldn't be the thirsty creatures they proudly proclame to be.
>>29554447
idk what you mean by something else
>>29554478
Like a qtbf
>>29554478
>what is lewd stuff
>what is tits or gtfo
>>29554371
I've seen the result of blindly orbiting more times than I care to and I can tell you it's as cucky as you might think. I was also personal friends with someone who would collect tens of beta orbiters then use them for her own benefit only to dump them later. It's really hard to watch
>>29554473
They go past the level of just being a robot and enter the relm of actively trying to get themselves cucked. I don't disagree but holy FUCK Its just so sickening to watch
>>29554490
i dont have a bf but i dont really know if i want one either. i dont like being alone
>>29554496
it dosent necessarily mean lewd anon
>>29552923
Is your name Jenna?
They'll just find some other whore to orbit because they're dumb, unself-aware losers. You can't help them.
>>29552923
It's quite easy, OP. There are numerous ways to kill yourself; slitting your wrists, shotgun to the head, poison, hanging or even drowning if you're up for that. I'd recommend carbon monoxide poisoning, its fairly painless, just take a deep breath and keep breathing until you're dead. But whichever method you choose, do your research first for best results. Good luck!
>>29554570
>I dont like being alone
>I dont want a bf
You just want to abuse that poor guy don't you?
>>29554603
>has no one else noticed this?
>>29554603
sorry anon im pretty retarded
i love browsing /r9k/ when it's storming
>>29554603
Dude that's what I feel like, I'm intoxicated by this girl, I think about her all the time, she helped me realize that I was with an emotionally abusive person. She only wants to hook up with me when she's drunk, she only messages me after she's been drinking, the sex is wierd too, like I'll do anything to please her yet she seems like she doesn't care about if I get off or not but then acts like she wants me to be her bf, like i feel like I'm going crazy all over again sometimes, I thought she had feelings for me, I mean how do you have sex with someone that you aren't in love with, i know people do but I dont,understand it.
>>29554595
no
>>29554601
yeah, i was planning on eventually buying a cabon monoxide tank and hooking it up to a facemask. i just want to make sure i can securely seal off the room in which i do it so as not to harm anyone else.
>>29552923
Fucking kill yourself and stream it, whore.
>>29552923
You weren't leading anyone on. Men are total pussies now and think if a woman says hi she is leading him on.
>>29554728
planning on it. just need to score this job first.
>>29552923
Can't even blame you if its just one thirsty beta. It's a lose-lose situation, you either tell them you know they like you and risk you're wrong, or you do nothing; can't expect women to take the risk for the benefit of someone who is basically being a dumbass all by themselves.
I only feel a strong disgust at the attention whores maintaining 5-man harems (IRL or otherwise) and announcing "I'm a girl" to draw internet worshippers.
I had two girls follow me around for a while and although I suspected they may have been attracted to me I didn't bite the bullet to call them out and just treated them as friends. It's a pretty tall order to expect people to say something like "hey I think you like me but I dont like you back and just want to be friends" to save suspected orbiters from their self-inflicted anguish.
>>29554720
I hope you don't do that. you come off as young. being young can feel pretty shit but give yourself sometime to figure things out.
no one can be a perfect friend to everyone all the time. it's just not possible. people move on for one reason or another. don't hate yourself over this.
>>29552923
Explain you only intended to be friends, and tell them you understand if they don't want to talk to you anymore.
You're going to come off as vain, vapid, and bitchy, but whatever.
>>29554063
FUCKING THIS.
Coworker of mine dropped big hints she liked me. After she left for college she gave me a BIG HINT to get a clue. Once she was gone, connected the dots. Started talking to her and was going well then she just cut of ALL contact by blocking me entirely.
WORST. FEELING. EVER.
Went through a huge depressive stage where I started to think I was ugly, pathetic, whatever. I would have rather her tell me she wasn't interested, had a boyfriend, or hell she was getting blacked by a BBC boyfiend. ANYTHING besides just blocking me out and going crazy thinking there were more problems than just the simple fact she didn't like me.
>>29552923
That's what you get OP. Why didn't you tend to your orbiter cattle properly desu.
You only need 3-5 anything more than that is too much. You have to build their loyalty. Less is more only 0 self esteem girls have like 6 or more orbiters.
>basic bitch have lame Amazon wish lists while you get allowances from your orbiters to get a bunch of shit and than some
>>29554063
>>29554168
>>29553408
cutting contact suddenly is the most cold-hearted and inhuman thing you could possible do. id MUCH rather be told to just go fuck myself than be left eternally wondering.
t. orbiter that was cutoff cold turkey by a girl i had no romantic interest in and literally just wanted to keep in contact with (inb4 cuck)
Olivia you backstabbing twat
Anyone wanna be friends? Pls
>>29556031
robots have no friends
you don't want to lose your robot status
>>29555999
has anyone actually had their crush tell them to fuck off?
not saying it isn't better than being ghosted but it just seems like one of those things where it hurts either way. like if she said, "you're a loser piece of shit. fuck off forever cunt!" then you'd probably be wishing she'd ghosted you instead.
>OP doesn't want orbiters but literally posted her underwear in the other thread
Seems like you just want more orbiters to me you whore
You ain't fooling nobody
>>29556082
And imagine a friend thinking you're crushing and telling you off although you're uninterested.
It's lose-lose-lose and you can only really blame the thirsty betas and the flirty grils who intentionally lead them on.
>>29556112
>>29556146
im not OP you silly willy, I just said I wanted orbiters. its also cute you saved my pics anon
>>29556211
It's archive nobody has to save anything it's here forever.
>>29556226
yayy
How do you tell the difference between an orbiter and a male friend? I have a few close male friends, and I don't want to hurt anyone.
>>29556226
dose this also mean you are going to start looking through the archive for any other posts ive made anon-kun? :^)
>>29552923
Be honest. Apologize for leading them on. Seriously, it's the best thing you can do. Everybody gets to keep their dignity. You look like you grew as a person, they get closure.
So many fucking problems could be solved by people just being honest.
>>29556272
just wish I could bash your head in with a bat
>>29554096
I will orbit you. I can post my email if you're still around.
>>29556272
No you're not my type. I remember that thread before it was archived, my Cinderella was the bdsm-chan but she didn't seem to be in thread after she posted.
>>29556253
you can be nice, silly, etc. but don't lead them on. that's all you can do. if they still develop a crush, it's on them.
>>29556253
bumping this, i just assumed from this board that all male friends were secretly orbitting me, but if that's not the case then i wouldn't want to lose my friends D:
>>29556211
just let us see your cock already, the only people your fooling are newfags who shouldn't be here anyway
>>29556315
<3
>>29556320
its ok anon, but thank you anyway
>>29556324
fair enough anon. i was only joking
>>29556382
i promise if i grow one ill show you
>>29555999
Are we name-dropping now?
I hope you fucking suffer Nia.
>>29556439
hey gtfo my thread you fukin cunt, i'm trying to get advice here and you're whoring up the place.
>>29556439
and you don't deserve to use tomoko reaction images, she would never relate to your feels
>>29556486
>trying to get people to help her rationalize ghosting people like a piece of shit so she can avoid ever being uncomfortable
>not a cunt
Hi are there any orbiters for me?
>>29556552
you made an assumption without comprehending my point. i said earlier that i did not want to cut contact for fear of mentally scarring anyone.
>>29556486
i'm sorry it derailed your thread anon, i didn't mean for them to post pictures of me
>>29556533
i'm sorry you feel that way
>>29556589
if you were willing to go and be honest with people you'd do it. instead you're trying to worm your way out of it because you're a selfish piece of shit
>>29556161
>>29556082
id rather be told to my face because it would be much easier for me to laugh it off. if she mistakes me for crushing i could even at least try to explain the misunderstanding.
im used to people telling me im not welcome and to fuck off because i cant take a hint
>>29556608
no, i was genuinely curious what this board might think would be the best way to end the toxic relationship between orbiters, since this is where i originally realized that i had orbitters. i just figured some people here might have the best idea on what to do without hurting them too badly since i am trying very hard NOT to be selfish. desu
>>29556652
Where are you from familia?
>>29556652
if there is no clear problem then don't make one in your head. don't be like us. don't let memes control your thoughts.
Thank you for the serious replies here, I agree that being honest with others is the best option. Even if they end up thinking I am vain for assuming they are orbitting me, I don't really care what others think as long as they won't get PTSD or some other horrible recurring memory from interacting with me. Being honest may not prevent this, but I think it is the only non-shitty thing to do.
>>29556652
you've gotten your answer. being dropped is worse than having someone bother to act like an adult. you just don't like it
>>29556709
That's a good choice mate.
>>29556439
then prove me wrong you dumb nigger
also
>I just said I wanted orbiters
>I will orbit you. I can post my email if you're still around.
>its ok anon, but thank you anyway
your just posting for attention fuck off
>>29552923
Get the fuck off the internet you dumb slut
Stop the social media shit
Stop interacting with your "orbiters"
Just drop the whole thing and get on with your actual life
People will gradually leave and go on to orbit another attention whore or they will kill themselves. either way good for you.
>>29556778
But the internet is my actual life, anon
>>29556764
i did want orbiters since i thought it might be nice to talk to people but everyone got so mad at me for saying it so i stopped, now you are getting mad at me for not wanting orbiters? chill your bean
>>29556439
your head positioned perfectly as I take one long powerful swing that smashes your skull
>>29556883
are we roleplaying now?
*teleport behind you* huh nothing personal kid
>>29556879
I offered to be your orbiter and you said no.
>>29556945
Is this a *blocks your path* thread?
"It was just an illusion..pal"
>>29553408
>Suddenly cut contact with them
Don't do this. This is what horrible people do.
Just tell me the truth and provide closure so both of you can move on with your lives.
People who ghost on friends were never friends to begin with.
>>29556973
if you really like you can orbit me on here senpai. my name is lucy and i post on here allot since i have no life. im also far too autistic for anyone to orbit outside of here xox
>>29556995
kekd
>>29556945
laying on the floor half dead as you try to mutter something, "h-help", SMASH CRCK SMASH DIE ROASTIE SCUM DIEEEEEEEE
>>29557077
Lucy is a cute name. How old are you?
>>29557085
there there anon-kun. have you been playing too many violent video games?
>>29557110
19 tbqh, my life is already over before it had begun
>>29554128
I doubt you're not just some fat neckbeard but that's pretty fucked and if it's true, im sorry. Reality is stranger than fiction
>>29553676
this actually made me cringe, thankies
>>29557134
I just want to force my hand down your throat and yank out your heart WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE YOU DUMB WHORE SMASH CRCK SMASHAIMCSAN CAJN JC DIEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29557210
this is great please dont stop
>>29557056
Don't tell horrible people what they're supposed to do, then you wouldn't know they're horrible. I've had girls just cut me off like nothing but I didn't give a fuck because I was talking to multiple girls at the same time.
Just don't fall into the trap of obsessing over one girl and you're fine
>>29557134
I get feeling that way but it could change if you get off /r9k/ for a while. this places makes the world seem post-apocalyptic.
>>29557268
keep laughing cunt I will find you someday
>>29556973
found the massive faggot
hows it feel to be a cuck?
>>29557333
ive tried in the past, im not so good a mixing with people. i need to go to bed now anyways anon, it was fun taking to you
>>29557336
thanks for the giggles anon, i can make a trip if you like me so much so you can never miss my posts
>>29556563
I don't want to orbit you. I want to fuck your brains out.
tfw you just want to talk about weeb shit and vidya with people and you instantly get called an orbiter
>>29557458
>attention whoring with legs
>wants a bunch of people to orbit you
>Damage control
>Making a trip with a obviously female name
You sound exactly like the tripfags in /MtFg/ so It's pretty safe to say you're a degenerate tranny as well. They're always doing cringy self obsessed shit
>>29557458
>tripfag
>timestamp
this infuriates me so much
you think giving me your sacred attention is doing me a favour like it's fucking special you have a HOLE ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I PRAY YOU GET CANCER YOU SHITSTAIN DUMPSTER WHORE BITCH CUNT
>>29557622
if you have a problem with my legs i can take a picture of my full body tomorrow or something. i also have no problem with traps if i had a penis i would probably be one since it is the best of bothworlds also without sounding like a total whore it would also be a heck of allot easier to climax when playing with myself since im pretty sure a penis is allot more sensitive
>>29557636
i try ;^)
this is going to be my last post tonight, hope you all have a warm and pleasant evening
>coming to /r9k/ to find girls
"will any qt3.14 grills let me awkwardly talk to them over skype and fap to their leg pics pls?"
I mean jesus christ guys come on, if you want to actually meet people and find a real gf just go out and do the things you love, no matter how fucked up they are there's people of the opposite sex that are into the same thing.
If you're just looking for a quick fuck then just bang a prostitute or some shit, either way 4chan is not the place to do it unless you're in /cgl/ and in a meetup or something
>>29557636
>I can take a picture of my full body tomorrow or something
>without sounding like a total whore
Shut up
>>29557724
You're pretty cringy lad I've got to admit
This isn't the proper way to bait people online
>>29557724
nobody wants to see your chicken legs fuck off and die in your sleep
>>29557807
bruh why u gotta be so salty dey was sum nice ass legs :)
