Heat injury
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ITHINK I ma heay stroke. Mowed lawn, Texas, hot, lots of grass. Please notify autjority, i cant call one. Cant move, dizzy, hot
>takes more to type out this bullshit than dial 911
>mfw OP still replies instead of pushing a 9, 1, and 1 on the phone.
>>29552595
What's your address, OP?
>>29552595
the only way to get your core temperature down is to fap.
Fingur up the butt to check temp
>>29552595
If it's heat stroke, you need to get your core temperature down as quickly as possible.
The fastest way to do this is through directly absorbing heat from inside the body.
Do you have a freezer and ice cubes?
Hold an ice cube in your hands until it smoothes out, and then stick it up your ass. Wait for it to melt, and then do another.
drink water ASAP
call 911
>>29552731
can confirm, ice cubes up the ass will do the trick.
not even kidding,
yes it's gay as fuck.
but you don't need to tell anybody.
>>29552595
SHOTGUN TO THE FACE desu
you're supposed to make mexicans do it
>>29552595
>americans
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