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>ew did you smell anon today? He must have jacked off just before coming in today
That stale cum smell is fucking horrific for real though
Really lingers in the air.
>>29551215
>tfw you shake someone's hand after jacking off earlier that day
>tfw they know
How do they smell it? I never do.
Please tell me it's just a meme...
Wait, doesn't everyone?
I thought it was one of those accepted but unspoken facts of life
>>29551336
>There's dried cum on your fingers
Mistake #1
>aim at tissues on a small table next to me whenever I finish
>usually have curtains drawn
>mfw I pull the curtains back one morning and see the top of the table
I usually wipe it off with an extra tissue just in case but holy shit.
>wow did you see anon today? such an alpha, go for it, don't stay with a cuck like me
i never shake peoples hands. i just fist bump. humans are fucking nasty
>haven't showered for 4 months
>wore the same boxers for a month
>walked up the stairway to the manager's office at work
>a manager came up right after me and said it smelled like butt in the stairwell
>high as fuck and just replied "is that right?"
>>29551348
>>29551380
I can smell it
>>29551382
No
>>29551392
>crikey m8, that big ol bugger gone waltzing with the matilda a few too many times
