>i'll be your gf, but only on mondays, wednesday, fridays, and every other weekend
Do you take her up on the offer? It's better than no gf.
>>29550588
That's a big N O anon.
>>29550588
>It's better than no gf.
Wrong, but excellent dubs.
>>29550588
Huh. At least you know you get quite a bit of her attention.
>It's better than no gf.
Not necessarily. Really depends on how she manages that.
>>29550588
It depends what she's doing on the other days. Chances are she's getting plowed by a chad, so pic related
>>29550765
Yeah no shit. It's implied.
>a chad
ALL THE CHADS
>>29550765
>>29550657
>>29550633
>/r9k/
>being picky
>>29550803
But you should be aware of where you are at now, which is not going to attract women, versus your potential, which would attract women.
>>29550803
>you can't complain. without me you'd have nothing.
It begins...
>>29550971
You have a chance to have pussy at least half the time. It really is better than 0% of the time
>>29550996
Yeah but that's not the only thing. I don't just want to fuck them, I want a fucking gf. I would have gone to a hooker otherwise (but I would have hated it...). I'd still put effort into the relationship (even if it's not supposed to be a very serious one), but if it's consistently a bad relationship, then screw it. Not worth it just for pussy. I don't think many women would be able to do this without being too inconsiderate or insensitive.
>>29550588
Depends on her financial and social expectations, if she just wants to hang out, cuddle and fuck I'd be up for it. If she expects gifts, having me pay for dinner, family gatherings... Nah, fuck no.
Too often. Be my gf every 4 weeks and only for the weekend.
>>29550803
>asked to choose
>complains when we make a choice
Im just going to leave a list of buzzword insults here, feel free to take offense at any of them; summer cuck autist nu-male
>>29550588
I would only accept if she was willing to fuck. It's free sex with a really hot girl.
>>29550588
I'll take the offer, but I must tell you that I only have money and a car on tuesdays, thursdays, saturdays and sundays.
Of course. Use her to make other girls jelly, acquire qt but maybe not as hot gf.
>>29550588
I'll do it.
Works for me since I'm busy most of the time.
>>29550588
Being single for the rest of your life is better than being pity dated by some whore. At least then I'd be able to fap to porn
>>29551117
Kek, good post
I'd like to see her refuse immediately because of this.
I had an arrangement like this once where I dated a dude from school throughout the week during the school months but dated another dude over the summer and on the weekends.
No gf is better that any gf.
INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY GOING OUT THERE AND TRYING TO ACHIEVE :
You sit around behind your computers proposing ridiculous hypothetical scenarios regarding women in bathing suits who offer to be your part-time girlfriend, asking other self and post sexual failures their opinions on how they would handle this imaginary concept
I think it's safe to assume that you had no Father Figure in your life
I need you all to look down for a moment, yes taking your eyes away from the computer screen for a second
That thing between your legs... Is it a vagina?... Then stop acting like it is
Why don't you lazy fat slobs spend a little time solving the problem instead of creating it and reassuring other people that failure is the only outcome?
Sure you're still going to get rejected, here and there, but at least you don't have to tell your grandchildren that 'you never had grandchildren because you told yourself you couldn't get laid'
You never going to score with the 200th girl until you get shot down by the first 199
STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY
>>29550588
Sure as a fuck buddy
>>29551558
I love you Johnny but I think this thread is more of a joke than anything, just a fun hypothetical to discuss.
