How do you defend your food, /r9k/?
Part 1
>Be me
>Few months ago
>At a diner having lunch
>Buy a skillet
>Post skillet to Instagram
"Eww, anon, that looks gross"
It's one of my followers
>Explain to her the deliciousness of the diced ham and egg delight
>Says that makes it even worse
>Vow that day to send her skillets every single time I have one.
Part 2
>Several months later
>have sent at least 5 different skillets to her, explaining the ingredients and how the eggs were cooked every time
>She gets angrier and angrier
>Be today
>Send her a skillet
>She threatens to block me
>Jackpot.gif
>tell entire legion of mindless followers to start flooding her inbox with skillets
>Hundreds of pictures of cheesy breakfast delights load onto her phone
>tfw her blocking me was the last mistake she'll make
>tfw she had to private both of her accounts
>tfw she blocked all her friends because I got them to send her skillets
Trips and I'll post her account for you all to have fun.
>>29550551
That looks good. 10/10 would eat.
>>29550551
>>29550622
Those look good, fuck that brainless cunt
>>29550730
I'd eat brains
>>29550766
>>29550682
She said she's never even had one and that they look gross so they must be gross.
Update
Her fucking boyfriend or some shit is messaging me begging me to stop with the skillets
>>29550816
all food looks gross desu
but most of it is tasty
>>29550908
Send more skillets obviously
She must know the glory of skillets
You must rape her mentally with skillets
>>29550940
She has me and all of my friends blocked on all accounts because of all the skillet spam. Thinking about giving you guys her account name to spam skillets.
>>29550958
don't do that
we'll either send nothing at all or things worse than skillets
>>29550911
Some food tastes funny, especially if a clown poops on it.
>>29550988
>that kiddie pool
>>29550976
Her picture is the head of a dead person I'm not sure if she'd even care unless the shit gets extremely illegal to send.
>>29550551
Fucking slave food.
Send her some pictures of paella or Spanish omelettes. God tier skillet food right there.
Update
Her friend is now sending me pictures of literal shit coated in flies
>>29551083
GIVE US HER PROFILE, NIGGER!
>>29551116
deals off, niggers, she apologized for insulting my food.
I never apologized you fucking cunt
I just told you I get sick from everything in skillets lmao
THESE FOOD PICS
ARE MAKIN ME HUNGRY
>>29550622
all memes aside the egg whites do look undercooked, did you turn off the stove and then add the eggs? you are supposed to wait at least a bit for them to get solid
