>tfw this beast has probably had more sex then you will in your entire life
I'm sick of being a fucking virgin man it's not fair. I'm a good guy, I treat women nice but I'm getting shitted on while the assholes get their dicks sucked. I'm sick of these stuck up entitled bitches, I just want one decent girlfriend in my life why can't I just have that I'm going to die alone
>treating girls that you're not fucking already nice
Stop doing that
Why do men these days have such low standards?
>>29549100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWlpvMCQIs
>>29549065
>probably
No, guaranteed.
>>29549065
21 year old virginfag until infinally caved in and got desperate. Fucked a gross Samoan fatty while trashed at a party, worst decision of my life. I didn't feel better, I actual felt way less confident in myself. Like, I can only fuck 3/10 gross girls that smell like ass sweat. If fucking girls is supposed to be like slaying a dragon, I did the equivalent of killing a rabbit caught in a bear trap With an AR-15. Zero sense of accomplishment And I haven't done anything since. I'd rather have just remained a virgin, at least there would have been a chance to lose it to average GF at some point in the future.
Stop being a little bitch. You don't need sex or a girlfriend.
She would reject most robots for being creepers.
>>29549103
kek the low battery
>>29549065
If this thing has a lot of sex, then maybe, and hear me out here, maybe sex isn't the badge of honor you think it is.
>>29549391
Nope, if you're a virgin you're pathetic. If you're over 16 and still a virgin I'd probably suggest raping your niece or something, just pump and dump and get it over with or else you'll never be normal. Doesn't matter who it is or how you do it just do it.
>>29549443
Nah, I'm good. Thanks for the suggestion though.
>>29549486
It's not hard and you'll become normal, just fuck a kid, you'll be in on the normie crowd. We have a telepathic collective link with each other that activates when you have sex, you could be one of us. I was a 22 year old virgin and I fucked my 6 year old niece and now I'm a normie and I make over 100k. I was living in the dark my entire life but now I've seen the light.
A wilde gorborg approches
>>29549065
>have female semi-NEET cousin
>i say semi-NEET because she's been taking online university classes for like 7 years in a row now
>30 years old
>never driven a car
>her best job was assistant night manager at carls jr
>6/10 at best
>she posts about having literally dozens of matches in a week on Facebook
I try not to let it bother me too much, but it's pretty fucking frustrating considering my match rate is <1%
So would u robots make smash with 'Mitchel'?
>>29549688
>LEL IM SOOOO RANDUM, NERD AND UNIQUE!
every fenamon ever
>>29549320
post of the year ggwp
>>29549538
You're a real card, anon.
being a man is so damn hard to have sex I got rejected by a fat weab girl probably because im still in school and dont own a car and barely have any money these bitches only fuck chads with millions in their bank account and drive around a bugatti
Just get an escort its only like $300 for an hour and you can move on with your life afterwards
>>29549654
Reptilians confirmed.
>>29549065
just read her description in a hoarse 13 year old fat boy's voice lmao
>>29549138
thanks for this, guy
>>29549065
You know what your problem is?
You guys focus on the wrong thing while it comes to love and relationships.
The whole "must get girl" "gf is important" "i need it" "im such a nice guy who needs a gurl"
No you fucking don't anon.
Women can almost feel your desperation and no matter how hot or cute you are, it will creep them the fuck out.
So my advise? Go and work on yourself.
Become the person you want to be, focus on positive hobbies, careers, dreams etc.
You be your first priority. Change your focus.
Get that damn wif of desperation out of your system and watch as the bitches come.
>>29549065
Just be a douche then? Maybe stop being a nice guy?
>>29551207
Translation: Fall for the /fitcuck/ meme and get swole to try to impress girls. It's fucking sad you think this way, when morbidly obese whores pull those same Chads that you're trying to become.
The bitches never come. Treat them like shit and string them along, that's the only sensible way to go about it. Or just do the pickup artist shit, or just look for drunk whores at frat parties (bring a case of Natty Light so you can get in). Either will work much more than some self-improvement meme.
>>29549065
You know that this woman could literally just lose 150 pounds and she would be easily fuckable.
>>29551207
thats some dank advice; almost sounds good, except I have positive hobbies, a career, I'm working on making my dreams come true... yet... at the end of the day when all is said and done I still don't get laid.
>>29549065
>>29549654
>>29549688
>mocks womens appearance
>why do women only care about appearance i'm a le nice guy
these are the types of women that are in your league
My only criteria for a gf is for her to not be a fatty and/or crazy.
That's it. I'll take everything else.
>>29549065
Quit being a doormat. Be an arrogant prick instead. I've got 3 girls at my last job that are dying to suck my dick because I acted like I owned the place.
>>29551948
But anon, crazy chicks are the best. Makes my dick turn diamond.
>tfw bisexual qt3.14 nutjob gf starts demanding round 2 & 3
>>29552139
> I've got 3 girls at my last job that are dying to suck my dick
> MMXVI, 5th dies Dominicus of the Juno month
> Summer Solstice is coming
>>29552316
>tfw summer solstice happened almost a week ago
